He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Zhang Chi: "Can you be as tired as the squad leader? He fell asleep right there in the haunted house on the first day..."

Wang Rui: "Don't I get tired of fishing for so many perverts with Chi?"

Zhang Ze: "Damn, I don't know why I fell asleep. I just remember a female senior coming in, and then I can't remember anything after that..."

Chen Shun: "Are you guys as tired as me? I don't even have anyone to relieve me on shifts..."

Pi Sheng: "Shun-ge is awesome! By the way, Shun-ge, how do you guys manage to stay so energetic without changing shifts?"

Chen Shun: "Have you ever heard the saying, 'Men and women working together makes the work easier'?"

Pi Sheng: Humorous.

Zhang Chi: Humorous.

Wang Rui: Funny.

Zhang Ze: Ridiculous, we understand.

The four of them exchanged a knowing smile.

Chen Shun shrugged and cursed the four people for their filthy and unhealthy thoughts.

Pi Sheng: "Shun-ge, do you like girls like the class monitor?"

Chen Shun: "Hmm... it's hard to say. If I had to choose, I might prefer the one that can transform into Ultraman."

Zhang Chi: "Hehe, I like it too."

Wang Rui: +1

Zhang Ze: +2

Just kidding, is there really any man who could resist a girl who could turn into Ultraman?

“I remember that Pisen liked older people.”

Chen Shun turned his head and raised an eyebrow at Pi Sheng.

Pi Sheng blushed and stammered as he explained:

"My mom passed away early, I..."

Zhang Ze smiled and patted Pi Sheng on the shoulder, comforting him:

"It's okay. We knew you weren't normal when we found out your last name was Pi."

Zhang Chi also came over and patted him on the shoulder, looking at him tenderly, everything was understood without words.

Pisheng grew anxious, and his voice rose:

"What's wrong with having the surname Pi? Why is having the surname Pi abnormal? My surname Pi is perfectly normal!"

This time, it was Yunyi and the others' turn to watch the drama unfold.

Yun Yi stuck out her tongue.

"Pah, a bunch of stupid boys, what are they talking about..."

How come Chen Shun is hanging out with them and talking about XPXP?

How annoying!

However, Yun Yi's ears perked up.

"I really want to hear what they're talking about."

I absolutely did not want to find out someone's sex life, absolutely not.

Damn, it's so quiet...

Did those boys not eat?

I don't even have the strength to speak...

"Yi Yi".

"Shh..."

Yun Yi made a shushing gesture and pinched Xiao Di's lips.

Little Duck: ? ? ?

By trying to get closer, Yun Yi was finally able to hear some of it clearly.

Chen Shun: "I'm different. My girlfriend would first have to know how to fix Gundam, right?"

Yun Yi looked completely bewildered.

Has the dating scene become so fiercely competitive these days?

But... I don't seem to know how to repair Gundam...

No, no, no, no!

What business is it of mine if Chen Shun finds a girlfriend?

Yun Yi quickly sat up straight, took a deep breath to calm herself, and stopped eavesdropping on the boys' lewd conversation.

However, the quick-witted Xiao Di had already seen through everything.

"Yi Yi?"

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

"If you really want to hear it, then go over and listen openly and honestly, shall you?"

"Xiao Di, what... what are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean. Who wants to eavesdrop on their discussion about XP!"

Xiao Di shook her head in amazement.

"Tsk tsk tsk... This is incredible, Yiyi, you've become several times slower than before."

"What the hell?"

"Stop pretending! You were practically lying sideways just now, and you're saying you didn't eavesdrop? Who would believe that!"

"...Is it that obvious?"

Yun Yi was dejected; to be honest, she didn't know why she wanted to hear it.

"Xiao Di, do you think I'm sick?"

"Aunt Flo is not an illness."

"You know that's not what I meant."

"Then you're just in heat."

"..."

Xiao Di struggled to get off Yun Yi and sat down next to him, dragging the chair next to Yun Yi's chair.

Quietly approaching Yun Yi, Xiao Di whispered:

"Yiyi, do you know how boys deal with being in heat?"

Yun Yi blushed, and after a long pause, she whispered something barely audible:

Are you watching an action movie?

Xiao Di chuckled a few times.

"Yeah, but we're all adults, what are you shy about?"

This is the ultimate way to kill someone by destroying their spirit.

"Hmph, Yi Yi, don't forget what I'm best at..."

Yun Yi quickly covered her slightly painful chest to prevent Xiao Di from launching another sneak attack.

Yun Yi stared at her old classmate with her mouth slightly open, as if she were meeting Xiao Di for the first time.

"So, you're a pervert too?"

"That's right! I'll let you in on a secret: there are some powerful figures among them who can cause trouble..."

"Huh...?"

Yun Yi tried to imagine Chen Shun holding the burly Zhang Chi in his arms, and couldn't help but feel nauseous, her facial features scrunching together.

"Lin Xiaodi, you've become so unfamiliar..."

"Yiyi, why don't you come to my house tonight?"

"No, I'm not in heat."

"Hehe, you can't decide that yourself."

"If it's not up to me to decide, then what does it mean?" Yun Yi rolled her eyes at Xiao Di speechlessly.

Xiao Di's glasses reflected a wise light.

She felt that Yi Yi was in the early stages of developing romantic feelings and had an abnormal curiosity about Chen Shun.

Yi Yi had told herself that she had never been in a relationship before.

Maybe now she wants to experience the bitterness of love.

Let's test Yi Yi.

"Yiyi, now just do whatever I say, and you'll understand."

"Then you tell me."

"Close your eyes."

Yun Yi obediently closed her eyes.

"Who is the first person you see after you close your eyes?"

Yun Yi frowned, the first image that popped into her mind was Chen Shun making her brown sugar water...

"It's...it's...Chen Shun."

Hehe, you guessed right, Auntie Di grinned.

"Then imagine that Shun-ge'er is walking towards you."