Chen Shun's eyes lit up, and he snapped his fingers at Yun Yi.
"So I don't need to treat you to a drink today, right?"
"..."
Yun Yi took a big gulp of milk tea and turned into a pufferfish again.
Chen Shun looked at the witch in front of him, who was trying to puff out her chest as if she wanted to spray milk tea in his face, and quickly took a few steps back.
"Don't spit on me, you look like a pufferfish..."
"Well!"
Yun Yi put her hands on her hips, slowly swallowed the milk tea in her mouth, and glared at Chen Shun.
"I can drink two glasses!"
Aren't you afraid of wetting the bed at night?
You're the one who wets the bed!
"how do you know?"
"..."
Yunyi clenched her fists.
"Don't forget, I also paid half for the milk tea, so this cup is my own money!"
"So, you mean you want to drink more later?"
"Want to... hiccup~"
Yun Yi suddenly let out a "milk burp".
Yun Yi quickly covered her mouth and blinked rapidly.
Oh no, I just burst out burping...
And it was so loud, so long.
Will Chen Shun look down on me?
Yun Yi stole a glance at the expression on Chen Shun's face.
Sure enough, he was looking down on himself!
Chen Shun's expression was quite comical. His eyebrows were drooping, but Yun Yi knew he was laughing!
He's laughing at himself!
That look made it clear that she was about to burst out laughing!
Ahhhhh!
Yun Yi felt like her scalp was about to explode.
How could anyone hate this person so much!
"Alright, then let's... *pfft*."
Chen Shun struggled to control his facial expressions, trying to pretend nothing had happened, but he simply couldn't hold it in any longer.
Yun Yi was both embarrassed and angry, and didn't know what to do with her hands and feet.
"Laugh at me again and I'll beat you up!"
Yun Yi could only show her small fists.
"Go ahead and hit me, I'm not afraid of you."
Chen Shun shrugged, tilting his head with a smug look on his face.
Yun Yi really wanted to rush up and beat him up, but suddenly her lower abdomen started to ache.
Yun Yi gently gritted her teeth and found a seat.
I am currently unwell and should not take action or get angry.
Once I've tricked him into handing over the flying sword, I'll slash him to death with one strike.
However, Yun Yi was unaware that at that moment, a great witch was taking a ride in the sky above Luo City.
"Wow, this flying sword is so exciting!"
Yun Yao stood precariously on the flying sword, only able to maintain her balance by stretching out her arms.
"An aerial version of the Titanic!"
"It's a pity Xiao Yi can't play this, hehe~"
……
Yun Yi glanced resentfully at Chen Shun, who had disappeared into the group of boys.
What happened to the thoughtfulness you showed in the haunted house?
Hurry up and find it! Can't you see I'm in pain?
"Yiyi, does it hurt?"
Xiao Di swayed over to Yun Yi's side and handed her a hot water bottle.
"Xiao Di!"
Yun Yi was slightly taken aback, then pulled Xiao Di into a tight embrace and kissed her passionately.
As expected, Xiao Di understands me best!
Why isn't Xiaodi a boy?!
"Hey! Yi Yi!?"
Xiao Di, with her short arms and legs, couldn't break free at all and could only let Yun Yi hold her, like she was holding a big cat.
"Yiyi, I've calculated the dates, and you should be here in the next few days, so I prepared the hot water bottle a long time ago."
“Xiao Di…” Yun Yi looked at Xiao Di in his arms with deep affection.
"Yiyi, don't look at me like that. I... I still prefer boys." Xiaodi blushed and quickly turned her head to the side.
So Yi Yi is actually Li Xunhuan?
Xiao Di started daydreaming again. Yi Yi had her right arm around Chen Shun, and then she herself appeared, saying, "You've come at just the right time," and then hugged herself with her left arm as well.
Chen Shun and I pressed our chests together.
It's even stranger than last time!
Dah!
Dameyo, dame dame!
Xiao Di's head started to spin.
"I also like boys."
"then you……"
"So how about I turn you into a boy? I'll marry you!" Yun Yi buried his head in Xiao Di's hair, greedily inhaling her scent.
"???"
Little Di didn't know that within the dark magic system practiced by witches, there really were methods that could change a person's gender.
Of course, Yun Yi wouldn't, but her mother would.
However, it was not taught to the Yunyi and Yunyao sisters.
"Hey, Yi Yi, if you're in heat, go hug Shun Ge'er, okay... I... I can't breathe..."
Xiao Di thrashed about in agony, like a stranded fish.
"Who wants to hug him!"
Yun Yi suddenly raised her voice.
A group of students who were having fun nearby all looked over.
Yunyi and Xiaodi froze awkwardly.
Amidst the surprised gazes of his classmates, Yun Yi could only smooth the hair of Xiao Di in his arms.
Just like petting a cat.
Xiao Di: Meow meow meow?
silence……
……
"Hey, it's nothing, you guys keep talking."
Yun Yi used her authority as the class representative to exert her influence.
The students scratched their heads and continued to entertain themselves.
"Yiyi, something's not right with you."
Something's not right.
“You get very excited every time you talk about Shun Ge’er.”
"Of course I'm excited! He's a bastard, I hate him so much! I want to eat him whole!"
Yun Yi grew angrier as she spoke, and glared fiercely at Chen Shun.
Chen Shun was startled, sensing a murderous aura for no apparent reason.
===Chapter 37 Is it strange to have the surname Pi? (Happy New Year)
Looking up, he saw only a scumbag witch smiling at him.
He probably didn't mean to cut his own smile, did he?
Chen Shun smiled at Yun Yi and continued joking with the boys in the class.
Pi Sheng: "Damn, I'm exhausted these past few days."
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