He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

===Bonus Chapter: Fun Stories of Qingfeng Mountain (Part 2)

"Chen Shun, was the fortune you told that former...that old swindler accurate?"

"Yes, it's accurate."

Chen Shun was somewhat puzzled. That old swindler?

When did the little witch become so polite?

"So, there really will be bloodshed?"

"Oh, I was exaggerating a bit. He'll just be the one who suffers."

"Oh...that's good."

"Hmm?" Chen Shun became alert.

"Oh, it's nothing. What I mean is, it's better if there's no bloodshed or disaster. The world should be full of love and peace..." Yun Yi quickly put his hands together in prayer.

……

……

Inside Qingfeng Temple, Master Qingfeng took off his sunglasses, his face full of displeasure.

He took out his phone, found a number, and dialed it.

"Hey?"

"Old Qing?"

"Old Chen, I've seen your grandson. He's a real scoundrel. He actually dared to curse me with bloodshed."

"Old Qing, my grandson doesn't usually talk nonsense. Why don't you... try having your fortune told?"

"Ok?"

Master Qingfeng put down his phone, pinched his knuckles, and cast a divination for himself.

The hexagram is composed of Kun above Li below, representing the hexagram Mingyi (明夷).

"Going to have bad luck lately? Humph, running into that brat is definitely unlucky."

Master Qingfeng was cursing and swearing when he suddenly felt something sticky on his head.

I reached out and touched it; it was white and sticky—bird droppings.

"..."

He picked up his phone.

"Old Chen, I'm going to use a magic weapon to seal your grandson away for decades or even centuries to hone him up. You don't have any objections, do you?"

"Me? I can manage, but my boyfriend's girlfriend comes from a family that's not ordinary either. Her elders have come to your door asking you to take back your son-in-law, so don't drag me into this."

"What is the influence of that girl's family elders?"

"I guess they're similar to you and me, mainly because we don't know their methods."

"Oh, that little girl is quite well-behaved. For her sake, I'll spare your life, you little brat."

"What's wrong? Are you having bad luck?"

"Heh, how could that be? I'm a Golden Core Realm cultivator!"

"Really? Let me figure it out... Oh, it's bird droppings on your head."

"You son of a bitch Chen Lu, wait for me at Mount Buluo. I'm coming to discuss the Dao with you right now."

"Come on, who's afraid of who!"

beep……

……

Chen Shun suddenly looked up.

Yun Yi also looked up at the sky.

"What's wrong?"

"I think I just sensed an extremely powerful aura flying through the air."

"No……"

Yun Yi looked up and spun around in place, but saw nothing.

"Maybe I'm seeing things..."

"Oh... well, I do have something I'd like to show you."

Chen Shun's words reminded Yun Yi of the ancient books in her bag.

"what?"

"Elbow, I'll take you to see it."

Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun slowly into a secluded, deserted grove of trees.

The two sat on a very clean patch of grass. Yun Yi quietly took out the three Taoist classics and beckoned to Chen Shun furtively.

Chen Shun sat down next to Yun Yi and looked down.

"This!! This is..."

"Shh..." Yun Yi blushed slightly and put her index finger to Chen Shun's lips.

Her beautiful eyes, which were fixed on Chen Shun, were now slightly narrowed, shimmering with a captivating light.

……

……

After a long while, Chen Shun finally realized the truth, his body trembling.

What did that old Taoist priest mean when he told me not to go into the forest today?

……

……

Because his clothes were dirty and damaged, Chen Shun could only find the souvenir Taoist robe that the two of them had bought and put it on.

Chen Shun was originally a Taoist practitioner, and now that he was wearing a Taoist robe, his demeanor immediately improved.

With slightly flushed faces, the two returned to the foot of Qingfeng Mountain, intending to take the cable car to Qingfeng Temple at the summit.

Yun Yi straightened Chen Shun's clothes and blinked.

Chen Shun: "You...do you want to take a picture with me now?"

Yun Yi laughed: "Oh, you can even answer first now? Did you figure this out?"

Chen Shun thought for a moment and said, "No, it's actually very simple to know your thoughts."

Yun Yi: "Then tell me about it."

Chen Shun cleared his throat and solemnly said, "Yun Yi, the one who faces the wall, I am your one who breaks through the wall. I have seen through all your intentions!"

"Broken...the wall-breaker?" Yun Yi was stunned.

Having not read The Three-Body Problem, she couldn't immediately understand the meaning of the term.

Then, for some unknown reason, her face turned bright red.

She hurriedly straightened Chen Shun's collar, stammering as she said:

"What... a wall-breaker... Although it was indeed you who broke it, there's no need for you to flaunt it... Or do you really enjoy the feeling of breaking... breaking through walls?... How about I use body repair magic to fix it?"

What are you saying?

"Hmm... Oh well, I didn't say anything! Come over here and take a picture!"

Yun Yi's face turned red as she grabbed Chen Shun's collar and found a suitable angle.

Yun Yi asked a passerby to help take a picture with their phone. Her face slightly flushed, she came to Chen Shun's side, pressed herself tightly against his chest, and struck a pose that she thought looked good.

Chen Shun complied with Yun Yi's request and struck a rather cool pose.

Neither of them expected that while they were taking pictures, there were many people watching them.

"Are you done taking the photos?" Yun Yi asked the passerby excitedly.

The passerby nodded and was about to return the phone to Yunyi.

Suddenly, a very elegant woman with long, wavy hair held a small stack of banknotes between her two fingers and extended it in front of the passerby.

"How many photos can we take with so many?"

The passerby was bewildered: "Huh? What?"

The mature woman frowned slightly, stuffed the banknote into the passerby's hand, and said to herself:

"I know your rules here. Taking a photo costs ten yuan, and hugging costs fifty yuan. It's two thousand here. Is one photo of your model kissing me enough?"

The passerby's eyes widened, and she quickly waved her hands, saying, "No, ma'am, we're not..."

The wavy-haired woman frowned even more deeply and pulled out another small stack of items from her bag.

"There are still three thousand here, is that enough?"

As he spoke, he handed his phone to a passerby and walked straight to Chen Shun's side.

Yun Yi's face darkened.

"Little sister, hurry up and leave after you're done taking pictures. Let your older sister take a few too. The male model is pretty good today. You've been holding onto the model for too long, so you'll have to pay extra."

Yun Yi gritted her teeth, glaring at the mature woman in front of her, and tightly hugged Chen Shun's arm, sinking into her softness.

"Auntie, this isn't one of those models taking photos, it's my boyfriend! My boyfriend!"

The wavy-haired woman was clearly not expected to see this, her face showing some surprise, but then her eyes brightened even more.

Not a model?

Wouldn't that be better?

She has extensive experience in prying open walls.