drop.
10,000 yuan has been credited to Zhifubao.
Yun Yi paid the money without even frowning.
"Alright, senior."
"Ahem... Miss, please don't mind, this old Taoist also needs to eat..." The blind Taoist put away the QR code with some shame, then his demeanor suddenly changed, and he asked indifferently, "What would you like to have your fortune told, Miss?"
In Yun Yi's eyes, this senior suddenly seemed to have become somewhat ethereal.
I don't know if it's just my imagination.
The little witch had no other choice but to speak immediately:
"Senior, please tell my fortune regarding marriage."
"Hmm, marriage... is it about predicting the girl's relationship with her boyfriend?"
Yun Yi nodded, blushing slightly.
Her fingers nervously twisted the hem of her dress.
"Hmm, I want to calculate when we'll get married, and how many kids we'll have after we get married..."
The blind Taoist priest was slightly taken aback, then burst into laughter:
"Girl, so confident?"
"Yeah."
"Aren't you afraid the old Taoist priest will reveal that you two are actually just a temporary couple?"
"Not afraid!"
Yun Yi straightened his back with considerable confidence.
"Alright, this old Taoist priest can tell you, young lady, that you and your boyfriend surnamed Chen will have a son and a daughter many years later..."
Before he could finish speaking, the old Taoist priest was interrupted.
"Hey, you old liar, you dare to try and scam my girlfriend?" Chen Shun angrily strode over to the stall.
Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun, who had appeared beside him at some point, with some surprise.
He was holding two strings of candied hawthorns in his hand.
The sugar coating melted slightly in the sunlight, becoming crystal clear.
Chen Shun stuffed both strings of candied hawthorns into Yun Yi's hands and helped her up from the chair.
Snapped.
Three Taoist classics fell out of Yun Yi's arms.
"What book is this?" Chen Shun asked in confusion, bending down to pick it up.
"Don't...don't touch it!"
The anxious little witch shouted, stuffed one of the candied hawthorn skewers into Chen Shun's mouth, kept the other one in her own mouth, grabbed Chen Shun, picked up the three books, and carefully put them into her bag.
Only then did he pat his chest in fear.
That was close... Luckily, the book wasn't open when I fell.
Otherwise, she could live on another planet.
"How much did you pay for the fortune telling?"
Yun Yi's face stiffened slightly, and she weakly extended one finger.
"One hundred? That's outrageous!"
Yun Yi lowered his head and shook it.
"One...one thousand!? This must be some kind of Riemann Hypothesis, right?"
Yun Yi's face was almost buried in her neck, her toes tapping together, and she finally said in a very low voice:
"One...ten thousand."
"What!?" Chen Shun was stunned.
He suddenly turned his head to look at the blind Taoist priest, only to see him furtively packing his things, preparing to run away.
"Don't run away, give me my money back!"
"Young man, this was your wife's own choice. I didn't force her to do anything!"
"You old swindler, fortune teller? Do you even know who I am? You think you can outdo me in fortune telling? Give me my money back right now!"
"What? Young man, are you a conman too?"
"You're the liar!"
The blind Taoist priest seemed to be provoked by Chen Shun's angry and aggressive words. He angrily threw the tables and chairs he had put away on the ground, took out his phone, and clumsily returned the money that Yun Yi had paid.
"You can question the old Taoist's character, but you cannot question the means by which he makes a living!"
"Alright, shall we tell each other's fortunes?" Chen Shun smiled, his eyes narrowing as he looked at the old Taoist priest in front of him.
"Bring it on! Who's afraid of who!"
The two sat on two small wooden stools, staring solemnly at each other.
After a long silence, Chen Shun spoke:
"I bet you're in for a bloody disaster today!"
"Tsk...Young man, did you learn that from TV?" The blind Taoist clicked his tongue, took a breath, and said, "We won't beat around the bush with you. I'll just give you a piece of advice: try not to go into the forest today, got it?"
Don't go into the forest?
What kind of ridiculous prediction is this?
Is this the kind of thing that Qiong Tianji is so poor about?
It's like telling passersby, "Beware of vicious dogs, no unauthorized personnel allowed."
Chen Shun shook his head, already convinced that the blind Taoist priest was a fraud.
"Sigh, don't lie to people at the foot of Qingfeng Mountain anymore."
The money has been recovered, and Chen Shun no longer has a reason to continue his aggressive tactics.
Chen Shun sighed, got up and left.
He ignored the blind Taoist priest calling after him and did not turn around again.
"Hey, young man, what do you mean? You're just going to tell my fortune and run away, huh? Give me something, I haven't made a single sale all day!"
"Hey! Hey! Don't take ten thousand, just take ten dollars this time, ten dollars!"
"Little girl, little girl! Don't go! If you don't want your fortune told... well... we can apply a screen protector to your phone, we know how to do that too!"
"Hey!"
Chen Shun ignored him and pulled Yun Yi away. Yun Yi, still feeling a little sorry for him, turned to look at the blind old Taoist priest.
"I thought you were smart enough not to be fooled."
"I am very smart!" Yun Yi exclaimed.
"Then why did you let them cheat you out of 10,000?"
"That old Taoist priest is truly skilled; he's not a fraud!"
"What kind of skill does he have? I've already investigated him. There's not a trace of spiritual energy in his body. Even if he's learned some physiognomy, it's just superficial."
"He...he knows my age! And he knows it perfectly!"
"Oh? Is that so?"
Generally, the art of divination requires obtaining someone's birth date and time. A fortune teller who can read a person's birth date and time at a glance is already considered a master among masters.
Chen Shun pondered for a moment, then grabbed Yun Yi's bag.
I flipped through it carefully.
Where is your ID card?
"Is it... in the bag?"
Chen Shun's question made Yun Yi suddenly freeze in place.
No way...
She quickly took the bag and carefully looked through it.
My ID card is really gone!
Depend on!
So that old Taoist priest had found his own ID card!
Yun Yi immediately grabbed Chen Shun and turned back aggressively.
The stall was empty, with only an ID card on the table.
Yun Yi angrily picked up the ID card, muttering a few complaints about how the old Taoist priest had deceived her.
But when she put her ID card away, she was...
It says:
"Let things take their natural course; what you desire will come to pass."
Yun Yi stared blankly at the words on the note, and when Chen Shun came to her side, she quietly hid it behind her back.
"what happened?"
"No...it's nothing. That old Taoist priest ran away. Let's go too."
"Ah."
Chen Shun extended his hand to Yun Yi.
Yun Yi glanced at him, smiled, and placed her small hand into his palm.
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