He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Yunyi could only watch helplessly as he operated the system.

"Then I won't cook for you!" she threatened.

"Such a good thing?" Chen Shun exclaimed in surprise.

"???" The little witch asked, puzzled.

Chen Shun is going too far!

"Then I won't cook for you! You cook for yourself!" She angrily snatched back her phone and pushed Chen Shun into the kitchen.

Helping him put on his apron, Yun Yi raised his eyebrows and solemnly warned:

"Tonight, when you're sleeping in the guest room, you're not allowed to secretly do anything strange while looking at my picture!"

"What's strange?" Chen Shun asked.

He actually knew what Yun Yi was implying, but he pretended not to know, just wanting to see what she would say.

“You…” Yun Yi blushed with embarrassment: “You know perfectly well what I’m talking about.”

Chen Shun pretended to be stupid.

"What? I don't know what you're talking about."

"Keep pretending! Don't think I don't know, all men do it!" she said angrily, her face flushed.

Xiao Di had told her a long time ago about men's ways of relaxing and venting.

"I don't understand, could you explain it more clearly?"

"It's...it's a reward...from..."

Yun Yi bit her lip tightly, shyly squeezing out these words that were extremely embarrassing for her.

“You’re overthinking it. How could I possibly do that kind of thing to your photos?” he explained.

The little witch, who was initially quite pleased, paused for a moment before realizing something was amiss.

"Why?" she retorted indignantly. "Would you...you know...do that to another woman's picture?"

"Is it because my photo is bad?"

Why not use my photo?

A series of probing questions left Chen Shun somewhat bewildered, unsure of what kind of answer she wanted.

"So...do you want me to do something...strange with your photo?"

"Yes!" she said through gritted teeth, her voice firm, but then she immediately changed her mind: "No, not in front of my photo!"

"What exactly do you want?"

"Aaaaaaah!" Yun Yi frantically ruffled her hair.

After organizing her thoughts for a while, she finally figured out how to say it:

"In short, when I tell you not to, I actually hope you secretly do it. But I'm a girl, so of course I can't say it outright. I can only say you're not allowed to do it. But in reality, if you actually did it, I would be happy and secretly pleased. But outwardly, I can't allow you to do such a thing..."

As she spoke, she herself became a little dizzy.

Chen Shun was also confused. Should he do it himself or not?

What's with doing it secretly?

===Chapter 213 Change Quickly

For the little witch, she would actually be quite happy if Chen Shun were to actually do something.

This demonstrates that she possesses enough charm to attract Chen Shun.

"Fine, fine! Whatever you want. I have another one from a different angle, take them all!" She walked out of the kitchen, blushing.

It's true, even she sometimes hugs and kisses the wild boar cubs that Chen Shun gave her, as if they were Chen Shun himself.

She didn't believe that Chen Shun wouldn't do anything by himself at home alone.

He is also a healthy boy. Although I didn't find the "study materials" on his computer last time, it must be because he hid them too well and I just didn't find them!

But to prevent her from seeing nude women from other countries in the future, Yunyi was seriously considering whether she should send him such photos more often.

Or record a short video; after all, perhaps a still photo won't resonate with him?

Maybe next time I should just go into his dreams!

Same as before!

……

Inside the kitchen, Chen Shun was chopping vegetables while still agonizing over the question he had just encountered.

Since there were only two people, he simply prepared two dishes and a soup.

Although there is another cat, Fat Tiger still prefers to eat pineapple buns and cat food.

"Is this all you've done?"

"It's okay! I told you before, I'm easy to take care of!" She didn't care at all. Her stomach had been growling since the beginning because she hadn't had breakfast, and the little witch had been hungry for a long time.

Rubbing his stomach, Yun Yi looked longingly at the food on the table.

Even if there's not a single dish, she can still finish a whole bowl of rice if Chen Shun makes it.

After all, his face is very appealing.

"Want to go out and have some fun this afternoon?" Chen Shun asked.

"No, Fatty Tiger isn't quite familiar with the new house yet." Yun Yi used his chopsticks to pick up a piece of rice from the edge of the bowl and put it in his mouth. "However, we can go out for a patrol tonight. It's been a long time since we've done one."

"Excellent!" He was extremely pleased with the suggestion.

Patrolling the city is a great joy, going out with the little witch is also a great joy, and going on a city patrol with the little witch is simply doubly joyful.

After the meal, the two of them got up and cleared the table in one go, finishing all the dishes on the table in just one trip.

They looked like an old married couple who had lived together for a long time.

In the afternoon, after playing around with the little witch on the sofa for a while, the two of them went into Yunyi's room.

They said they wanted to watch movies on the computer.

But Chen Shun was puzzled. Wouldn't it be more enjoyable to watch movies on that big TV outside?

“You don’t understand. Turn off the lights, huddle together and look at that small computer screen. That’s the atmosphere!” Yun Yi brought over two stools, and the two of them squeezed together in front of the computer.

Previously, when she and Li Mei went to Xiao Di's house to admire the things Xiao Di recommended, the three of them huddled together in bed, covered by blankets, holding that small laptop...

"Fat Tiger, you can stay in this room, but if you dare to poop on my bed! I...I..."

Just imagining the mess she'd cleaned that morning on her soft, comfortable bed made her so angry she puffed out her chest.

Fat Tiger meowed, indicating that he had heard.

"What will you do?"

“I’ll poop in its litter box too,” Yun Yi said with a sour face.

"..." Chen Shun gave a thumbs up: "I thought you were going to throw it out of the house."

"How could that be? I'm not such a heartless witch!"

"Aren't witches usually paired with black cats? Why is yours a big orange cat?"

"Witches hunt men too! Do you think I can?" Yun Yi rolled her eyes at him.

Actually, you really are good at it.

Chen Shun thought to himself.

Many times, the alluring charm she unintentionally exudes truly has a witch-like quality.

Although most of the time, he is silly and foolish.

Or perhaps it's because the world is too peaceful.

All the superhumans lost their sense of crisis and, like me, became lazy and complacent.

It would be great if there were some monsters.

Just then, Fat Tiger jumped onto Chen Shun's lap.

He hugged Fat Tiger, flipped him over so that he could face him.

After taking a deep breath, Chen Shun said seriously to Fatty Tiger:

"Transform!"

Yun Yi, who was standing to the side, was shocked.

She quickly snatched Fatty Tiger from his hands and exclaimed in surprise:

"What are you doing? Fat Tiger is a female cat! I've already said, one cat like me is enough for this house!"

"Gian won't really change."

"Who can say for sure? You have the Midas touch, you can even transform trees! Who knows if you'll really turn Fat Tiger into a catgirl!" Yun Yi said anxiously, unable to accept such a thing.

After hesitating for a moment, she continued:

"If you really like catgirls, I can dress up as one..."

"So don't worry about Gian anymore, he's just a harmless little cat."

I have the cat ears, but I'm missing the clothes.

Forget about the tail.

I don't know how to wear that thing.

"What do you like? I can dress up and play with you."

"I just love sword immortals."

"Aren't you tired of seeing it yet?"

“Absolutely not! But you can dress up as that, though.” She pointed to the baby wild boar with a flat nose on the bed.

"..."