He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

"???"

Why is it that her focus is always on such strange and unusual things?

And he seemed quite pleased with himself.

It seems that such praise can guarantee her a good mood for the whole day.

For Gian, wet wipes were a completely new experience.

It is unaware whether this behavior is harmful to itself.

Fat Tiger meowed, its plump yet agile body breaking free from Yun Yi's grasp and running away.

"Chen Shun, grab it quickly!" the little witch said anxiously.

Before Chen Shun could even move, Fatty Tiger bumped into the cabinet with a thud.

He rolled over and stopped moving.

When Yun Yi picked it up, it whimpered twice and buried its head in its hands.

"Yunyi, I always feel that Fat Tiger is a bit not very smart."

"Your IQ is like yours," she said calmly without looking up.

"Whatever you say!"

Fat Tiger stopped moving and let Yun Yi do as he pleased.

Looking at Fat Tiger's somewhat wise eyes, Chen Shun suddenly remembered a video he had seen online before.

"I heard that if you lift a cat into the air, turn it upside down, and then release it, a cat that can't roll over and ends up on all fours isn't very smart. Why don't you try it?"

"Really? Then I'll give it a try." Yun Yi was eager to try.

She picked up the cat and placed it on the sofa, gently supporting its back, lifting it to a position about half a meter away from the sofa.

Then he let go, and the bulky, chubby Fat Tiger slumped onto the sofa.

Even the belly was faintly visible, with its layer of flesh undulating.

"Identification complete, it's a silly cat," Yun Yi sighed.

It's too lazy to even extend its claws.

"Your IQ is up to you."

"Pah! If you lift me up and throw me on the sofa, I'll definitely land on all fours... no, on both hands and feet," she said confidently.

And it must have been the same pose where Chen Shun was tackled.

I really want to try it, but it's still too weird.

After all, only Xiao Di can be held under the armpits and lifted into the air by someone lying flat.

She is petite and light.

……

After only a few minutes of not keeping an eye on Fat Tiger, it ran back to the fish tank and scratched the glass tank wall with its white paws.

It startled the pufferfish inside.

“It seems to want to eat pufferfish…” Yun Yi pulled Chen Shun to Pang Hu’s side.

Fat Tiger was watching the fish, while the other two were watching the cat.

"I actually want to eat pufferfish too," Chen Shun hinted softly.

"Isn't this thing poisonous? Besides, I've raised it for so long, you can't eat it!" Yun Yi immediately failed to understand the implication in Chen Shun's words and said sternly, "Neither you nor Fatty Tiger are allowed to eat it!"

Suddenly I feel like something's not quite right?

There's probably only a 17% chance that Chen Shun would secretly cook and eat the pufferfish he raised. He probably wouldn't do something like that, right?

So what he meant by pufferfish...

Remembering that Chen Shun had always liked to call himself a pufferfish spirit, Yun Yi suddenly realized.

“That pufferfish you mentioned… is too cute, you can’t eat it.” She said seriously, “Besides, it contains tetrodotoxin, you’ll get poisoned if you eat even one bite.”

What happens if you get poisoned?

"I'll become a fool who will only ever love one witch in my life."

"Then I must have been poisoned."

"Of course, didn't you eat it a long time ago...?"

This is not a deadly poison, but a slow-acting one.

The kind that lasts a lifetime.

To protect the pufferfish, she used magic to seal the fish tank, preventing Fat Tiger from secretly catching and eating the pufferfish when the two weren't looking.

Raising a cat is really hard work, and Yunyi knows this all too well.

But there are also many benefits.

For example, the two of them can spend half a day playing with the cat in the house.

It's not boring at all, much more enjoyable than playing games together in jail.

The drawbacks are also obvious. Yunyi originally planned to go out with Chen Shun in the afternoon, but she was afraid that something might happen to Panghu, who was alone at home.

Today is different from other days; it's the first day that Gian has moved into the house, and he hasn't gotten to know anything yet.

If they're left at home unattended, they'll probably be covered in bumps and bruises by the time they get back.

"How about I cook lunch for you?" Yun Yi suddenly had a brilliant idea.

His sister and Chen Shun had always cooked for him, so now he could try his cooking.

Last time I tried making fried rice by myself, and I succeeded.

It tastes good, but it doesn't really have much flavor.

"Let me ask you first, what can you do?"

"Egg fried rice?"

"anything else?"

"It seems...it's gone."

She rolled her eyes, mimicking Gian's wise expression, and began to play dumb.

But after thinking about it, Chen Shun did not refuse.

After all, the little witch is cooking for herself? This is the first time ever!

What a fun thing to do!

Seeing that Chen Shun had no objections, Yun Yi opened her phone and searched online again for tutorials on how to make fried rice.

I took screenshots or saved all those one-image tutorials.

Although showing off his culinary skills in the hands of this "veteran" felt a bit like showing off one's skills in front of Guan Yu.

But if he says it doesn't taste good, I'll feed him myself!

Even if it's just with your mouth.

"Take a look at this tutorial, what do you think?"

She probably saved 3-4 tutorial pictures for making fried rice, and the content was all very similar, after all, it's just fried rice...

Chen Shun held Yun Yi's phone and carefully looked at the tutorial written on it.

"Hmm... Remove from heat, heat the pan and add oil... That's about right, let me check the others."

Yun Yi was already quite impatient. Since Chen Shun said there were no problems, as long as she followed the steps in these tutorials, even if it didn't taste good, it certainly wouldn't be unpalatable.

I ate a whole bowl of it last time.

Chen Shun flipped through the pages, and the tutorial images were all pretty much the same. He was about to flip back to look at the first one when he accidentally flipped past it.

The photo displayed on the screen made Chen Shun's heart flutter.

"Oh, you take photos like this at home?"

Suddenly, it was Yun Yi, who had gotten up early, rolling up her clothes to reveal her perfect V-line.

Although neither the top nor the bottom was captured in the photo, for some reason, Chen Shun felt that it was even more erotic than not wearing any clothes at all.

"What photos?" Yun Yi, who had already forgotten about the matter, curiously leaned closer.

In just one second, her face turned red from behind her ears all the way to the base of her neck.

"This... I, it's not..." She was flustered, gesturing wildly, seemingly trying to write something.

"If I said... if I said that wasn't actually me, would you believe me?"

"I do not believe."

"Okay, actually I just wanted to check if you were awake this morning but didn't send it. I deleted it after only half a minute..." she explained incoherently.

How come you forgot to delete it after posting it?

If I send it myself, it's fine. Even if I feel embarrassed, I'll get over it in a little while, since it's through a screen.

He was caught red-handed by Chen Shun, and his sense of shame was overwhelming.

Her toes haven't been involved in such a big project in a long time!

He picks at the soles of his shoes and the floor every day.

"So this is how you test your cadres!" Chen Shun rebuked.

Yun Yi lowered her head in shame, then quickly reached for the phone Chen Shun was holding.

But how could her movements be faster than a swordsman's?

Switching the phone to his other hand, Chen Shun looked speechlessly at the little witch who was trying to snatch the "evidence."

"We've laid our cards on the table, and the cadres really like it. Don't back down next time; bring in more."

Chen Shun opened the little witch's WeChat, clicked on the pinned chat [Night's Kin], and sent himself this cute belly button picture.