Why are you taking off your helmet?
"Let's face things together, I'm not the kind of girl who needs to hide behind you!"
“I knew all about his little tricks.”
Chen Shun reassured Yun Yi.
He needed to find a way to get rid of this troublesome guy as soon as possible without affecting their date.
Why not just use magic to deal with him? Anyway, Chen Shun felt that his city of Luo didn't need this kind of social scum.
He glanced at the middle-aged man, who immediately felt a chill run down his spine.
The icy sensation immediately surged from my feet to the top of my head.
The sensation was like facing a sharp sword pointed at your brow.
He didn't know what Chen Shun and Yun Yi were discussing, and instead started shouting:
"What are you discussing? You're not planning to abandon me here and run away, are you?"
"Are you even human? Don't you have any conscience? Look at me, I'm covered in blood!"
He lifted his shirt and sure enough, there was a large, bleeding bruise.
Seeing how shameless this person was, Yun Yi's eyes turned cold.
Chen Shun had already prepared the hand seals. As soon as the spiritual energy surged, this guy would fall under the spell and begin to confess his crimes.
"and many more……"
Chen Shun suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of something.
It was the magic potion that Yun Yi had used on him.
Once you've used that thing, you'll only speak your true thoughts and won't lie or deceive anymore.
Furthermore, the only side effect is a headache.
"Yun Yi!" His eyes gleamed with eager anticipation as he quickly called out softly.
"What's wrong? Have you thought of a solution?" Yun Yi asked quietly, covering her mouth.
"I've got a solution."
"any solution?"
"Do you remember what you used to trick me into confessing my feelings?"
"What do you mean by lying!? The effects of the potion had worn off by then, you were clearly... a potion!?"
Yun Yi suddenly realized.
She immediately frowned.
"The potion is at my house; I didn't bring it with me."
There was still a little over half a bottle of that potion left, more than enough for an ordinary person.
"It's alright. Just tell me exactly where it is, and I'll have my flying sword go and retrieve it while it's invisible."
"In the drawer of the bedside table in my room."
Chen Shun changed the hand seal he was forming into a sword seal, and his flying sword immediately disappeared and flew towards Yun Yi's house.
The flying sword was extremely fast; at full speed, it arrived at Yun Yi's home in just a few breaths.
The flying sword easily slipped into Yun Yi's room.
With the shared vision of the flying sword, Chen Shun immediately noticed that Yun Yi's discarded underwear was still lying on the bed.
He quickly steered the flying sword in a different direction, moving backward toward the drawer in Yun Yi's room.
Opening the drawer, besides the bottle of magic potion and some miscellaneous items such as hair ties and glasses cases, there was also a delicate little box.
Chen Shun was able to sense the aura of his talisman inside the small box through the flying sword.
"This witch, she's been hiding herself so well!"
Chen Shun smiled slightly, used the Binding Immortal Rope form of his flying sword to roll up a small spray, and quickly returned.
"Look, I got it!"
With a flick of his wrist, the familiar spray appeared in front of Yun Yi.
It evoked many sweet memories for Yunyi.
The middle-aged man who was staging the accident was still exaggerating and vividly fabricating a tragic car accident story.
Chen Shun sneaked over and sprayed him on the face at a speed that was imperceptible to the naked eye.
Afterwards, the expressions of the passersby who heard his story gradually changed.
"Goodness, I was just rushing home to see my granddaughter, I was in a hurry, so I wasn't paying much attention to the road."
"Who knew that this damn brat would suddenly ride out from that intersection on his bike!"
"I was so anxious, and I was so scared. He was going so fast that I was too scared to move, but this little brat didn't slow down at all and just rushed towards my face..."
"Look at what they've done to me... Why am I so unlucky..." The middle-aged man squeezed out tears in sorrow.
Suddenly he felt something enter his nasal cavity and quickly rubbed his bulbous nose.
"You all saw what happened next. I pretended that he had knocked me down and lay on the ground."
"I'll howl, as loudly as I can, and I'll try to get you all here so my performance can be more realistic..."
The expressions of those around them changed.
Some people even started covering their mouths and chuckling, taking out their phones to film the amusing scene.
Meanwhile, the middle-aged man's mind was racing, trying to fill in the details and embellish the story of how Chen Shun knocked him down, so that he could really convince these idiots in front of him.
His brain's CPU was already running at overload; he was completely oblivious to the people around him and had no idea what he was saying or writing.
"I know I need you guys to make this little brat submit so I can swindle money."
"If I finish one order in the morning and another in the afternoon, my task for today will be complete!"
"But we didn't expect that this little brat would be so stubborn. I had no choice but to pretend to be injured."
"Look, all this blood is actually chicken blood that I bought at the market this morning."
The middle-aged man showed off the bloodstains on his wound.
Little did they know that all of this had already been filmed by someone with ulterior motives.
"I carefully selected his car too; young people like him are the easiest to fool!"
"However, if I want to swindle money, I'll eventually have to use you bunch of idiots..."
The crowd was furious when they heard this guy call them "idiots".
"Well, so you're a professional con artist, here to scam people, huh?"
"I knew you'd been loafing around and acting suspiciously before, but I never imagined you'd be doing something so heartless!"
"I've recorded everything you said, and I'll upload it to Douyin in a bit. Just wait to become famous!"
A young man was laughing and filming a video with his phone.
The middle-aged man didn't quite understand at first, and scratched his head sheepishly.
"It's great to spread the word! It's great to let everyone see what this little brat is really like!" He widened his eyes and quickly pointed at Chen Shun, signaling the person filming the video to include Chen Shun's face in the shot.
"Still filming him? You should go be detained for a few days first."
"That's right, arrest him! Otherwise, there will always be..."
.
They're trying to scam us every day!
"Arrest them! Arrest them!"
Passersby glared at him angrily, and he finally realized what was happening.
"Why are you arresting me? I'm just a con artist trying to scam someone."
The middle-aged man slowly opened his mouth wide, then slapped himself several times, leaving red marks on his greasy face.
"Don't arrest me! I've only been faking accidents for four or five years, not that long!"
"Damn it, what's wrong with my mouth?" He slapped his other cheek a few more times.
His face flushed red and then turned pale, his eyes darting around, as he prepared to slip away.
Chen Shun picked up the helmet and put it on Yun Yi's head with a "pop," then put on his own helmet as well.
With a flick of his finger, a blast of air shot out and landed at the feet of the middle-aged man who was trying to escape.
"Ouch..." He fell flat on his face.
"Ouch...ouch...I'm really hurt this time!" he wailed, but no one believed him anymore.
Someone had already called the police, while the other kind-hearted people surrounded him to prevent him from escaping.
……
As for Chen Shun, the protagonist at the center of the incident, he had already returned to the electric scooter with Yun Yi and secretly slipped away.
Yun Yi's small hands moved restlessly around Chen Shun's abdomen, expressing the little witch's displeasure.
"That guy wasted our precious date time!" Chen Shun said indignantly.
"These people who stage accidents are so annoying! Next time, let's just ride our flying swords or my brooms, that way no one will try to scam us," Yun Yi said resentfully.
On their very first day riding electric scooters together, Yun Yi encountered a professional scammer, which made him nostalgic for the days when he used flying swords and brooms.
After all, besides herself and Chen Shun, there was no one else flying in the sky.
Upon hearing this, Chen Shun couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at? He's ruined my mood." Yun Yi irritably touched Chen Shun's abs.
This is still more effective at healing her mood.
"Who says flying swords can't be the target of staged accidents?"
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