He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

Chen Shun was satisfied and even slowed down a bit more.

Why are you wearing the clothes I gave you before?

"Your own clothes, you must recognize them, right? If there are a lot of people on the street, you can spot me at a glance, right?"

“Even if you weren’t wearing these clothes, I could still spot you at a glance,” Chen Shun said calmly.

He wasn't deliberately saying anything embarrassing to flirt with Yun Yi; it was just the truth.

He possesses a pair of eyes honed through countless trials.

Even though Yun Yi had begun to get used to Chen Shun's occasional unexpected flirtatious remarks, she still couldn't help but laugh and scold Chen Shun a few times from inside her helmet.

squeak!

Suddenly, Chen Shun braked sharply.

Because Chen Shun wasn't very fast, Yun Yi's arms were only lightly placed around Chen Shun's waist, occasionally slipping inside his clothes to touch him, without using much force.

With this sudden stop, Yun Yi slid forward from the back seat.

With a thud, Yun Yi's helmeted head slammed into Chen Shun's back again.

Even his entire chest was squeezed tightly against his back as a result.

However, it seems that Chen Shun did not notice any of this at the moment.

"What's wrong?" She pushed up her goggles and looked around.

"Ouch..."

Soon, Yun Yi noticed a disheveled middle-aged man lying not far ahead.

He clutched his chest, slowly shifting from side to side on the ground, groaning incessantly.

His face showed extreme pain.

"Help! Someone's been hit and killed!"

The middle-aged man secretly opened one eye and sized up the electric scooter he had chosen as his target.

Because Chen Shun had not yet taken off his helmet, he could only see Yun Yi's still somewhat immature face.

"Looks like they're just a young couple who've just come of age? This deal's in the bag!" He was overjoyed and immediately prepared to unleash his special skills.

The art of staged accidents!

"Oh dear... I'm going to die, I'm so miserable..."

He lay on the ground groaning, but his voice was quite loud, and for a moment, people around him turned to look at him with curiosity.

Upon seeing this, Yun Yi's heart suddenly trembled.

Did you hit someone?

The thought had barely crossed his mind when Yun Yi immediately dismissed it.

She unconditionally trusted Chen Shun; given his cultivation level and sense of justice, the possibility of him actually knocking someone down without making a sound was zero.

Touch porcelain?

Thinking of this, Yun Yi's expression also turned ugly.

Getting entangled in staged accidents is the most troublesome thing.

She noticed that this area happened to be a blind spot that was not covered by surveillance cameras, so she couldn't find any direct evidence to prove that the man was faking an accident.

Clearly, he's a professional con artist.

Yun Yi tugged at Chen Shun's sleeve with concern.

Chen Shun turned his head and saw Yun Yi's cute face, which had been happily preparing for her date, now filled with worry, and her breathing became somewhat turbulent.

Yun Yi glanced at the man still rolling on the ground.

Yunyi: What's going on? Is this some kind of staged accident?

Chen Shun nodded.

He extended his index finger, placed it on Yun Yi's helmet, and poked Yun Yi's forehead.

Then, with a light tap of his index finger, he knocked Yun Yi's goggles off with a snap.

"It's alright, leave this to me."

"Mmm~" Yun Yi obediently responded and put on her helmet.

Because the helmet and goggles Chen Shun bought had reflective films, once closed, others couldn't see the person's face clearly.

He clearly didn't want Yun Yi to show up.

After all, no one knows if there are malicious people around who are taking pictures with malicious intent.

Chen Shun parked the car on the side of the road, got out, and walked straight to the man who was still pretending to be miserable on the ground.

"Ouch...you damn bastard, you've finally arrived! You've wrecked me, you can't run away now!"

Upon seeing Chen Shun approach, he raised his voice, immediately propped himself up, and began pointing at Chen Shun.

His loud voice immediately attracted the attention of passersby.

Local residents recognized the person who was trying to scam them at a glance.

But these people all looked at Chen Shun with a mocking expression, treating the matter with a detached, gossipy attitude.

It's not that they lack a sense of justice; on the contrary, they had even exposed this person to varying degrees several times before.

This time it was like this only because of Chen Shun's car, as well as his helmet and clothing.

The oddly painted electric scooter and the flamboyant motorcycle helmet led these people to label Chen Shun as a "ghost fire youth".

Both sides are groups that give people a very bad impression, so naturally no one will stand up for justice.

Chen Shun was not disappointed. This was his Luo City, and he knew the true nature of the people of Luo City.

"Look at this young man, all flashy and gaudy, he's obviously not a good person!"

"Yeah, that guy was screaming so hard, I hope he didn't actually get knocked down this time!"

"Let's just watch the dogs fight, they're both bad news anyway..."

"..."

People around were talking amongst themselves, but none of them seemed inclined to get involved.

Chen Shun took off his helmet, revealing his handsome face.

In an instant, many female passersby were ready to switch sides. Of course, there were also some more rational onlookers who sighed that this young man had a handsome appearance, yet he insisted on becoming a street urchin, which was truly a pity...

"Alright, stop pretending. You're not injured at all," Chen Shun said coldly.

He could tell at a glance that the man who had fallen to the ground had no external injuries whatsoever.

On the contrary, he was very fat, which clearly indicated that he lived a very comfortable life.

"You damned little brat, you have no conscience! Oh... I might as well be dead!"

This guy simply lay down on the ground and kept groaning and groaning, showing no intention of getting up again.

Some people, unaware of the situation, were genuinely fooled by his superb acting skills and directly criticized Chen Shun.

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Chen Shun remained calm and collected, pondering how to break the deadlock.

In fact, he could have chosen many methods, such as using some Taoist techniques that affect a person's soul to make them confess their crimes.

However, such Taoist techniques usually cause irreversible damage to the soul of ordinary people.

This person is despicable, but since he is a resident of my dojo, I will not break my principles.

“I didn’t hit him. There should be surveillance cameras nearby, right? Let’s check the footage.” Chen Shun chose to resolve the issue in a more human way.

“Young man, this old lady doesn’t think you look like a thug. Let me give you a heads-up, this place isn’t covered by security cameras! These kinds of people are really tough to deal with, but give them a thousand or eight hundred and they’ll leave…”

A kind-hearted older woman stepped forward to remind Chen Shun.

Chen Shun thanked the woman but declined her offer.

Giving money would only encourage the practice of staged accidents to flourish.

More people will suffer in the future.

"Hey, you old codger, don't talk nonsense! Who said I'm faking an accident? Let me tell you, kid! You either take me to the hospital for a checkup today, or you're not leaving here!"

Upon hearing someone hinting at his identity, the middle-aged man anxiously pointed at Chen Shun and cursed.

"Heh, that old lady didn't say you were trying to scam me, so why are you so quick to deny it?" Chen Shun sneered, arms crossed, his eyes full of mockery.

"That's right, that's right, the wolf's tail is showing, isn't it?" The old lady quickly spat a few times and chimed in, echoing Chen Shun's sentiments.

The onlookers weren't stupid; they roughly understood the truth and gradually sided with Chen Shun.

Seeing that the situation was becoming increasingly unfavorable to him, the man's expression changed, and he immediately started acting unruly.

"Don't talk nonsense, it was this brat who bumped into me!"

"If you don't believe me, let me recall it for you..."

He struggled to his feet, pretending to limp, and ran over to Chen Shun's electric scooter, bumping his head against the headlight before collapsing to the ground.

When everyone around him was behind him, he secretly pulled something out of his pocket.

When you fall to the ground, take the opportunity to stick it to your head and side chest.

When he stood up again, he pretended to be extremely indignant and ran back, popped the blood pack, and showed off the wound he had carefully drawn beforehand.

"Does this person... think I'm blind?" Yun Yi was speechless.

She was still sitting properly on Chen Shun's little electric scooter!

When this guy rushed over, I was startled and didn't know what he was going to do.

So that's what they were up to?

Yun Yi got out of the car, ran to Chen Shun's side, took off his helmet, and whispered a few words in his ear.

Chen Shun nodded, but there was a hint of resentment in his eyes.