He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

……

"We've arrived. See you tomorrow. I'll call Xiaodi tomorrow afternoon."

"Okay, see you tomorrow."

"Oh, and there are six cups of milk tea too, remember that."

"Understood, Lady Witch!"

……

The next day after school, Yunyi extended an invitation to Xiaodi.

However, Xiao Di's mind was filled with classic scenes of Li Xunhuan.

She didn't know why Yi Yi had this strange habit of sharing her boyfriend with others!

As the sun set, Chen Shun held Yi Yi in his arms, the two whispering sweet nothings to each other, when suddenly he jumped out from the side, saying hesitantly, "I'm sorry, I've come at the wrong time..."

Then Chen Shun smiled and said to himself, "No, you've come at just the right time."

Then he pulled himself into his arms, and he and Yi Yi pressed against Chen Shun's chest...

"what……"

Xiao Di covered her face, her cheeks steaming like boiling water.

Although in her memory Chen Shun was an unreliable, whimsical, and restless person who was not similar to Li Xunhuan.

But the thing he and Li Xunhuan have in common is that they're both damn handsome!

Although Xiao Di had no feelings for Chen Shun, she couldn't guarantee she could handle this situation.

"Ah... I'm sorry, Yiyi, I'm short, and my chest... is small, I'm really not suitable... You guys should play with Li Mei instead..."

Yun Yi's face darkened, and he almost wanted to use magic to enter the little girl's mental world to see what this lewd woman was imagining!

"You're overthinking it. We just wanted to explain things to you..."

"Explain what? I know nothing... and I don't want to know anything... I won't tell anyone about your XP..."

"Xiao Di! I'm angry!"

Xiao Di slightly parted her fingers and saw Yi Yi staring at her with a stern face and slightly furrowed brows. Only then did she weakly respond.

"Okay, Yiyi, I'll go, alright..."

"Hey……"

Yun Yi rubbed his forehead and sighed.

……

……

"So, the three of you are also a couple?"

The female employee at the bubble tea shop stood with her hands on her hips, her eyebrows raised in anger, glaring at the three people in front of her.

Chen Shun patted Xiao Di's head, which was almost as tall as the counter, and tentatively asked:

"Sister, have you ever considered that the three of us might actually be a family of three?"

Chen Shun pointed to himself: "I'm the father."

She then pointed to Yunyi, who was standing tall and proud: "She is the mother."

Finally, they grabbed Xiaodi under her armpits and lifted her up.

“This is our child.”

Xiao Di also greeted her in a friendly "Hello, Auntie!"

Aunt???

The young woman's chest heaved violently with anger, her teeth clenched tightly, before she finally put on a "kind" smile and looked at Chen Shun.

"...Little brother, since you call me sister, guess how old I am?"

Chen Shun thought to himself, "This is bad," and continued to teeter on the edge of death.

"My sister is so young, I think she's probably not even thirty-five yet, right? So it's perfectly reasonable for me, her younger brother, to be in my thirties and have a ten-year-old child, isn't it?"

"What? Thirty-five...?"

The young woman almost couldn't catch her breath.

Chen Shun saw the young lady who was almost climbing out of the counter and quickly apologized.

"Sister, sister, you look only eighteen! May you stay eighteen forever!!"

That's how the young lady managed to climb out of the counter without risking her skirt ripping open.

"Stop being so sarcastic and order now! I'm not giving you a discount on a single drink!!"

Yun Yi thought for a moment, then tried to continue holding Chen Shun's arm and twisting Chen Shun's waist.

"Sister, we really are a couple, can you give me a discount on one drink?"

Then he tapped Xiao Di's head.

"This woman is a third party; she came here to seduce my boyfriend."

Xiao Di: ? ? ?

Not only do they want me to be their daughter, but now they want me to be their mistress?

What's the allure of a milk tea shop?

However, the shop assistant no longer believed the nonsense told by the three men in front of her, and after a long while, she finally uttered a single curse word with a dark expression.

"roll……"

In the end, Chen Shun could only order three cups of milk tea at the original price of thirty-six yuan.

A cup of lightly iced panda-shaped milk foam with 50% sugar.

Two cups of pudding milk tea with full sugar and slightly iced.

"Do you two really like sweets?"

Chen Shun and Xiao Di both nodded.

Seeing Chen Shun and Xiao Di both looking like they were enjoying themselves, Yun Yi took a sip of the milk foam and suddenly felt that the milk tea in her hand didn't taste so good anymore.

Chen Shun and Xiao Di have different reasons for their love of sweets.

Chen Shun simply enjoys sweets and makes sure to get enough sugar for his body.

Kill two birds with one stone.

Xiaodi heard that eating too many sweets would make her fat, so she hoped she could gain more weight.

At the very least, let more flesh grow where it should.

However, things didn't go as planned. Xiao Di, who was almost an adult, stood on the ground with her chest almost perfectly perpendicular to the ground.

===Chapter 15 The Thug's Excited Words

The three people sat on a bench, with Chen Shun on the left, Yun Yi on the right, and Xiao Di in the middle.

The way they held milk tea together really did look like a family of three.

Xiao Di glanced at Chen Shun to the left, then at Yun Yi to the right, and blinked.

"So, yesterday Yiyi sought out Chen Shun to discuss and plan a joint hunt targeting the boys?"

"Ah."

"Ah."

The two nodded in tacit agreement.

Xiao Di blinked again.

"So, to make up for the misunderstanding that Yi Yi was wronged about, Chen Shun decided to treat Yi Yi to milk tea for a week?"

"Ah."

"Ah."

The two touched their chins in unison and turned to look at Xiao Di from the left and right.

Xiao Di swung her legs, which barely touched the ground, and leaned back in her chair.

Do I look like an idiot to you?

"..."

"..."

Chen Shun really wanted to say "similar," but he held back.

"Actually, the thing in your photo is ginger."

Xiao Di responded with an "oh," as Chen Shun continued to argue.

"It really is ginger!"

"hehe."

Yun Yi was speechless. You said you would explain, and this is the result?

Xiao Di, biting on the straw, mumbled:

"Do you think I only suspected Yiyi because of this photo?"

Yun Yi looked puzzled and leaned down to ask:

"Is not it?"

Xiao Di raised her head and stared intently at Yun Yi, remaining silent for a long time.

Yun Yi thought there was something on her face and couldn't help but reach out and touch it.

There's nothing there...

"Did you not touch anything?"