He accidentally bumped into the witch while flying on his sword.

You still want to take advantage of me?

Think beautiful!

Chen Shun looked embarrassed. This was the first time he had ever done something like this. It would have been fine if he hadn't been found out, but once he was, even Chen Shun's thick skin couldn't help but want to escape from Earth.

Seeing Chen Shun stammering and unable to utter a single word, Yun Yi sighed helplessly.

She took a step to the right, gently took Chen Shun's arm, and said with a smile to the shop assistant:

"We really are a couple. We just had a little argument before because he wouldn't let me drink bubble tea~"

As she spoke, she twisted Chen Shun's waist.

Feeling the soft sensation on his arm, Chen Shun's body stiffened slightly, and he could only watch Yun Yi perform.

The shop assistant paused for a moment, then said, "Yes, twisting their waists, they are definitely a couple."

"So, sister, please give us a discount."

Yun Yi smiled like a little fox.

……

The two of them each held a cup of milk tea as they left the store and slowly walked towards home.

Chen Shun glanced at Yun Yi's expression, which remained unchanged; she showed no signs of shyness.

Taking a sip of milk tea, Chen Shun exclaimed with delight:

"Drinking milk tea is such a wonderful thing..."

"You're using the same old jokes, I'm leaving."

"No, no, no, I don't want to play anymore..."

Yun Yi took a deep breath, tilted his head back, swallowed, and let out a long sigh.

"I never imagined that I, a dignified near-Star Witch, would do something like this to save six yuan for a cultivator who isn't quite right in the head..."

Chen Shun was also a little embarrassed:

"Actually, Yunyi, you don't need to..."

Yun Yi suddenly put on a stern face and asked in a cold voice:

"Huh? What did you call me?"

Chen Shun frowned, thought carefully for a moment, and finally leaned forward and asked softly:

"Demon...witch-sama?"

Yun Yi snapped his fingers and gave Chen Shun a cool nod:

"Hmm, you're on the right track! It wasn't for nothing that I saved you those six dollars."

"..."

"By the way, what were you about to say?"

Chen Shun: "Actually, you didn't have to go to such lengths, it's just six dollars..."

Yun Yi jumped up in anger upon hearing this.

"Do you think I was saving those six dollars for someone else?! You were the one who gave me that wink! I understood you instantly! Shouldn't you be marveling at our unspoken understanding? And now you're saying this! You bastard!"

Yun Yi was unaware that he seemed to have said something quite outrageous.

Of course, Chen Shun didn't react either.

He just felt that compared to the six yuan, Yunyi was sacrificing a girl's dignity.

Why do I feel a little guilty even though I treated everyone?

……

Yun Yi was acting crazy the whole way, and her ponytail had long since come undone.

Reaching out to remove her hair tie and letting her hair down, Yun Yi at this moment, apart from her clothes, was no different from the witch in Chen Shun's memory.

Especially when Yun Yi was slurping up her milk tea, she looked even cuter than before.

The glow of the setting sun shone on Yun Yi's cascading black hair, making her look as if she were sparkling.

However, Chen Shun was not the only one appreciating the beautiful scenery at this moment.

It's a very cliché story; a young man with shiny hair gel on his side of the road happened to see this scene as well.

He felt as if he had seen an angel.

An angel brought a protector to protect the flower?

Stop joking, he's just a classmate.

He had been observing them for a long time, and even if the two of them had feelings for each other, it was only the budding kind.

Otherwise, why would they maintain a certain distance?

If it were me, I would have already been looking for ways to get closer to that angel.

"Coward."

The energetic young man cursed under his breath, wishing he could immediately take Chen Shun's place.

He took out his phone, turned on the front camera, smoothed his tangled hair, and walked towards the two of them with his head held high.

He reached out and braced himself against the streetlight, blocking Yun Yi's path.

"Is this pretty young lady alone?"

One person? And there's an annoying turtle following behind!

A greasy smile appeared on the young man's face. Yun Yi glanced at him, took a big slurp of milk tea, and turned to wink at Chen Shun.

Yunyi: Look! I got hit on!

Chen Shun: Oh my god! Awesome!

Yun Yi: ? ? ?

Chen Shun: ? ? ?

Yunyi: I got hit on!!!

Chen Shun: Oh, I understand!

The two exchanged glances to convey information, but in the young man's eyes, they were exchanging flirtatious glances right in front of him!

Tolerable or unbearable!

With a grim face, he walked towards Chen Shun, rehearsing the harsh words he had learned from TV dramas.

Young man with a spirited demeanor: "Kid, I advise you to be smart!"

Chen Shun: "Oh? What do you mean?"

Young man with a spirited attitude: "I hope you can understand one thing: beautiful women are only meant for the strong!"

Chen Shun picked at his ear: "I didn't understand. Why don't you say it again?"

Young man: "Listen up! Patrick Star! Let's go jellyfish hunting!"

Yun Yi watched as the energetic young man put on a wise look, then waved his hands and ran away, mimicking SpongeBob's laughter.

===Chapter 14 This is our child

Wow, is offending a cultivator really that terrifying?

Cattle competition!

Yun Yi watched the dashing, energetic young man's retreating figure, uttered a word of praise, and then took a sip of milk foam.

What did you do to him?

Chen Shun shrugged:

"It only slightly disturbed his mind; it won't cause him any harm. For the next hour, he'll think he's some yellow sponge living in the pineapple house on Bikini Bottom Beach..."

Yun Yi looked at Chen Shun with a hint of wariness:

"If you ever use this kind of magic on me again, I'll bite you to death! I... I'll turn you into a turtle with dark magic!"

Chen Shun would never allow Yun Yi to use such a Taoist technique.

"Don't worry, I won't use this kind of Taoist magic on people I know."

"By the way, Yun... Witch, what's wrong with Xiao Di today?"

Yun Yi deflated as soon as Chen Shun mentioned Xiao Di.

"You also said that Xiao Di took a picture of us sitting together eating."

"What's so strange about that? What's wrong with having a meal together?"

"But the picture she took was of me putting food on your plate..."

"It's just a misunderstanding. You can explain it to her tomorrow, right?"

Yun Yi thought about Xiao Di's psychological changes when she saw Chen Shun invite her to go home together, and felt a wave of exhaustion.

"I don't think I can explain this to myself..."

Chen Shun didn't think it was a difficult thing. He would invite Xiao Di to come home tomorrow, treat her to milk tea, and explain things to her.

"Take Xiaodi with you tomorrow, and I'll explain to her."

"Row……"

The two of them sipped their milk tea, panting, then simultaneously picked it up, looked at it, and shook it.

Gone.

Chen Shun smacked his lips, still wanting more.

"Yun... Witch, can I throw these away for you too?"

Yunyi handed over the empty milk tea cup.

"Yes, thank you."