It's time to become an evil god.

Wang He said impatiently, "Because you are the weakest of the three."

Bai Ge's head suddenly spun 180 degrees like an owl, and she smiled as she looked at Wang He behind her, who was furious. She sighed silently, "Really, it seems like you guys are underestimating me."

Wang He gasped instantly, then saw that Bai Ge was holding a baby formula can with a pull tab on it.

He had a bad feeling. "What is this thing?"

"Thermite bomb."

His pupils dilated, a sense of foreboding washing over him. He demanded sharply, "Don't do anything rash! What do you think you're doing?!"

Bai Ge gave a cold laugh and pulled the safety pin, "I'll fuck you!"

Chapter Seventy: The Number One Schemer on Earth's Server

Second update

Thermite can release temperatures of over 2,500 degrees Celsius when burned, enough to melt a person to the bone. Wang He didn't believe his flesh and blood could withstand temperatures far exceeding those of the crematorium, and his face was extremely pale.

Letting go is one problem, not letting go is another.

Holding the thermite bomb, Bai Ge said sarcastically, "You don't really think I can't see through your little tricks, do you? At first, I also felt that you two came to this godforsaken place after you died, but the place with the boatman of the underworld is obviously not right. How did you two get here without any underworld paper money?"

Wang He was taken aback. "You started to suspect us back then?"

“From the time you were discovered to the time you formed a team, you were always careful to keep your distance from the three of us and avoid any physical contact. In a dangerous and uncertain environment, that was indeed a wise choice, until I kicked your partner hard.”

At this moment, Bai Ge's left eye turned into a golden vertical pupil, filled with an eerie feeling. "I happen to have a tool that can pry into the secrets of the heart by touching the other person's body. The idea of ​​your accomplice secretly killing us is more dazzling than the sun's rays."

Zhang Guan's face turned extremely ugly, and his teeth were grinding together.

"I never expected that we, as members of the apocryphal school of thought, would be outmaneuvered by the players, but don't forget you're still my hostage..."

The next instant, he suddenly realized that many wriggling tentacles were crawling up his feet, binding him and Bai Ge together like dumplings. He was horrified and exclaimed, "What the hell is this?"

Zhang Guan, who was standing to the side, also realized that something was wrong. Tentacles inexplicably grew from the spot on his back where Bai Ge had kicked him, grabbing his arms and forcing his hands, which were forming hand seals, apart.

"Don't worry about me, just go."

Bai Ge simply gave the witch and Wen Liang a look, and the two understood and walked past her without hesitation.

The witch paused as she passed by and said, "Be careful."

The two ran back the way they had come. The monster, which had been stunned earlier, slowly began to move again, its hideous and terrifying maw rushing towards the three of them.

Wang He struggled calmly, but the tentacles only tightened their grip, making it impossible to break free. Driven to desperation, he roared, "Let go, or you'll die too!"

"fine."

The thermite in his hand instantly released terrifyingly high temperatures. Bai Ge laughed and said, "If you don't go to hell, who will?"

No sooner had the words left his mouth than the three people present were swallowed whole by the long-legged monster.

The three were not directly shredded, but the ubiquitous flesh and blood inside their bodies filled their living space, making it impossible for them to not only breathe but also move their limbs. They could only feel the digestive fluids of the flesh and blood eroding the clothes they were wearing, and even more so, melting their exposed skin.

White smoke began to rise from my skin. The fear in my heart had overwhelmed the corrosive pain. If I didn't find a way out soon, I would never be able to leave.

"No, that won't work."

Zhang Guan, standing behind him, said resentfully, "Even the Vajra Mantra can't withstand this! What kind of hell is this?!"

At this moment, the thermite that had entered the body was also burning fiercely, releasing extremely high temperatures that could melt steel, which even the monster's flesh and blood could not withstand.

The flesh and blood around the Molotov cocktail were scorched and burnt, and a faint smell of burnt flesh, other than the smell of blood, could be smelled.

Wang He watched helplessly as the man in front of him slowly melted in the scorching heat, turning into a pile of burning fishing line. Only then did he belatedly realize that this guy was not a real person at all!

Even at the very end, she forced a mocking smile at him, uttering two chilling words.

"Noob."

……

The old woman pushed open the door of the paper-mache ghost tower, stepped out, sighed silently, and stared calmly at the swaying paper tower before her. With a look of disgust, she uttered a single sentence: "This is never going to end."

"Yes, it never ends, and it's really upsetting. Luckily, whenever I feel down, I go to a nursing home and massage the elderly ladies with osteoporosis. It's much more stress-relieving than massaging instant noodles at the supermarket."

The old woman had only taken a few steps when a lazy voice came from behind her, tinged with mockery and disdain. She turned around abruptly and saw the grass sway slightly, as if it had actually spoken.

Holy crap! It's become sentient?

Then a guy covered in leaves came out, grinning with a happy smile. “Surprised? Who would have thought that my seemingly gentle and harmless smile hides facial muscles and nerves?”

The old woman clenched her fists; this smug-looking fellow only reminded her of those pesky cockroaches.

She really wanted to beat him up.

Bai Ge removed the grass from his head. "Hey, why are you looking at me like that? I know if being handsome is a mistake, then I'd probably be in prison for life, since I killed someone last night."

The old woman suppressed the urge to retort and asked through gritted teeth, "You weren't trapped in the Underworld Tower..."

"You're asking why I was able to escape? Because I never even went in. How could someone who never went in be trapped?"

Bai Ge snapped his fingers, and the old woman saw countless fishing lines emerge from between his fingers, eventually coalescing into a living person.

The old woman's face darkened as she said with a look of sudden realization, "So that's how it is. The previous person was bait, and you're the real one. Tch, so young, yet you're as cunning as an old fox."

"Please don't slander me as a cunning old man."

Bai Ge said righteously, "I'll emphasize it again, I'm not old."

The old man seemed to still have some chips in his hand and wasn't too worried about Bai Ge, who was alone in front of him. "But now your teammates are trapped in the paper ghost tower. What are you going to do? Go and rescue them?"

"I'll give you one last chance. Go back now; you won't find the Nether Dragon."

The old woman waved her hand and stated a cruel truth: "The Nether Dragon is dead. There is nothing you want in the Gates of Hell."

"No, no, no, actually the Nether Dragon did not die."

Bai Ge extended a finger, interrupting her, and said thoughtfully, "When we first received the mission, we all misinterpreted the name and thought that the Nether Dragon after the Gates of Hell was a huge monster with amazing destructive power."

Bai Ge approached the old woman step by step, pressing her for an answer, "But then I thought, who says that wife cakes must contain a wife, husband and wife lung slices must involve killing a husband and wife to get the lungs, Cantonese claypot rice must contain Fujianese people, and since Dongguan's 'one-stop shop' is also called 'dragon'..."

"And who made that rule?"

Bai Ge coldly said, "Is a Nether Dragon necessarily a dragon?"

Chapter 71 Self-Destruction at the Drop of a Hat!

First update

"I must say, your thought process is truly extraordinary. Among those searching for the Nether Dragon, you are the most unique one I've ever seen. You've even come close to the correct answer, but you don't have any companions to help you, all by yourself?"

"Although I was unable to save my companion's life."

As Bai Ge was saying this, he suddenly did a backflip and landed steadily on the ground.

The old woman looked at the other person with a blank expression, "What are you doing?"

"I gave them a good show."

"..."

The old woman raised her head, gazing at the seemingly eternally dark sky, and slowly said, "Have you considered the talent recruitment policy in the underworld?"

"I signed up before, suggesting that we hold a Dark Duel KC Cup tournament in the 18th level of Hell, where the loser would have their punishment increased by 100 years in Hell, and that we open a stock market in the underworld to encourage everyone to invest heavily and be reincarnated. I heard that when the King of Hell received my suggestion, he was so scared that he quickly crossed out several decades of my lifespan in the Book of Life and Death."

"...Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on, you bastard?!"

The words had barely left his lips when the paper-mache ghost tower behind him was suddenly smashed open. A long-legged monster made of flesh and corpses writhed in agony, leaped down, and landed heavily on the ground. It raised its head and let out a mournful howl, seemingly unable to close its eyes in death. A huge hole had been burned through its abdomen, and it lay on the ground, barely clinging to life.

A disheveled Wenliang, supported by the witch, leaped down from inside and landed on the ground. A large hole was torn open on her right shoulder, from which blood flowed continuously, piercing her lips.

The witch was taken aback when she saw Bai Ge and asked in confusion, "How come you came out before us?"

"I was lucky."

Bai Ge just smiled, waved his hand without saying a word, took out the last bottle of life recovery potion from his backpack, and tossed it to Wen Liang.

"Sorry, I didn't expect that monster to be so terrifying even before it died. It almost took us both with it."

Wen Liang took the medicine, glanced at his limp left hand, and said with a pale face, "I probably can't be of any help."

"Why aren't you dead? Why aren't you dead!"

The old woman's face turned ashen, and her teeth clenched so tightly they made a grinding sound.

Bai Ge explained, "Last time, a friend of mine failed his driving test so badly that he crashed. The examiner told him to come back next time, and that's how I messed things up for him."

"enough!"

His ferocious and terrifying expression suddenly calmed down. He slowly closed his eyes, then suddenly opened them. His originally cloudy eyes emitted a ghostly green light, making them seem eerie and terrifying.

"I'll take the lives of all of you!"

The once calm ground began to shake violently, and countless cracks appeared in the earth, as if something was about to emerge from them. Numerous skeletons stretched out from the ground, scratching at any living creature nearby.

The old woman's entire body began to swell, her bones crackling like firecrackers. The last bit of skin on her body rapidly melted away, turning into stark white bones. Ghostly green flames flickered from her empty eye sockets, and a pair of rotting wings spread out. The monster, now nothing but bones, appeared before the three of them.

The wing membranes on its wings began to rot, emitting a strong stench of decay. The monster, now nothing but a pile of bones, slowly stepped forward, bringing a terrifying sense of oppression, and constantly swayed its enormous tail.

Are you taking advantage of me because I've never played Warcraft III?

Bai Ge complained, "Where is this a Nether Dragon? It's clearly an Ice Dragon!"

The Nether Dragon let out a deafening roar, and those things that had been hiding in the shadows seemed to sense something and rushed towards the burial ground, preparing to engulf the remaining three in the surging waves.

"Give me some time."

The witch behind him planted her staff in the ground, and a dazzling magic circle instantly appeared underground. The Nether Dragon seemed to sense some terrifying and powerful force within the magic circle, flapping its wings and rising into the air, its mouth gleaming with a pale blue light.

After drinking the life-restoring potion, Wenliang endured the pain, gripped the hilt of the long-finned serpent's sword with his left hand, and used a draw sword technique against the surging demons.

【One-Sword Style Iaijutsu - Lion's Song】

The charging monster was instantly and neatly sliced ​​in two, blood and flesh splattering everywhere.

Bai Ge didn't want to reveal the Ancient God's Umbilical Cord trump card to the witch, so he had no choice but to control the fishing line and leap up, wrapping it around the monster. The monster, which was about to open its mouth, was instantly forced to shut its mouth. More and more fishing line wrapped around the skeletal dragon's head, and Bai Ge's body continuously turned into thin lines, blocking the dragon's eyes.

The crazed dragon flapped its wings incessantly and slammed violently into the ground.

At this moment, the witch's entire body emitted a crimson light, and the original magic circle emitted an eerie red glow. In the next instant, a sharp giant claw stretched out from it, followed by a huge black head with sharp teeth and countless rubies embedded in its head.

The sharp giant claws smashed the charging monster into a bloody pulp in one swift motion!