However, his gaze was icy cold, his eyes gloomy, completely unlike the warm and gentle tone he had given. He even pulled out a flamethrower that he had specially prepared for meeting someone he met online. As for why he would prepare a flamethrower for meeting someone online, one can only say that some people's fetishes are things they'll never understand in their entire lives.

The little girl continued forward, and when they were only a few meters away from Bai Ge, he suddenly grabbed the flamethrower.

The scorching hot liquid sprayed all over the other party, and the flames directly illuminated the dark gray city, which frightened Wang He and Zhang Guan behind them quite a bit, and they even regretted meeting this group of guys.

These living people look even less human than vengeful ghosts!

However, those sneaky little girls didn't seem to be like that. Instead, their bodies were engulfed in flames as they clapped and sang. Eventually, they turned into a charred human figure. With a light touch, it shattered into countless ashes of paper that scattered across the sky.

Bai Ge put away his flamethrower and noticed the two people behind him staring at him as if they had seen a vengeful ghost. He hesitated and asked, "What?"

"fine."

Zhang Guan quickly shook his head and asked cautiously, "I just want to ask, what do you do?"

"You mean this?"

Bai Ge looked at the flamethrower in his hand and said, "This was left to me by my second uncle. You know, before, the village fights involved knives and guns. But now the situation has changed. Now, the village fights are just the two sides agreeing to meet at a place, setting up their weapons, fully armed, and using their phones to livestream accusing the other side of barbaric acts and demanding that they send rockets, double-tap 666s, etc. The scene got very out of control and only stopped when the police arrived. So this thing is no longer of any use."

After hearing this, Wang He wanted to complain, "Have you ever seen a village fight where they use flamethrowers?!"

While other villages worship Guan Yu, does your entire village worship Warhammer God Emperor?

"and many more."

The witch asked warily, "What the hell is this?"

She pointed towards the end of the street, where a paper-mache spirit tower, adorned with carved railings and jade carvings, came into view. Its windows, walls, glazed tiles, and pillars were made of gold foil.

Looking through the window, the Golden Building seemed to be filled with many figures, creating a sinister and eerie atmosphere at the end of the street shrouded in white mist.

"It's this paper-mache gold building!"

Zhang Guan suddenly spoke up, saying uneasily, "That person lives in the Golden Pavilion."

"Really? Let's go take a look; maybe we can find some information about the Dark Dragon."

Bai Ge strode over, and the rest of the people had no choice but to grit their teeth and follow.

Instead of knocking on the door directly, Bai Ge went around to the back door, climbed over the wall, and opened the door from the inside.

"This paper building is too strange. Everything is made of paper, but it gives people a feeling that it is very solid."

There was only a latrine attached to a cesspool in the backyard; nothing else.

"Should we go in and take a look? Maybe we can find some clues?"

The witch had already applied buffs to herself, including physical damage reduction, magic immunity, and poison immunity. She stood at the front, dressed as a tank, and said, "I'll scout ahead."

However, the next second, the half-open back door was pushed open by a hand so thin it was skin and bones, and an old man carrying a wooden bucket walked out of the door. When he saw Bai Ge, he was completely stunned.

With a thud, the wooden bucket fell to the ground.

Bai Ge greeted her excitedly, "Oh, grandma, we meet again."

The old woman stood there, motionless, her breathing rapid.

Bai Ge asked hesitantly, "Grandma, why aren't you saying anything? Are you just too happy to see me?"

Yeah, I'm so happy I want to kill you!

Bai Ge said to herself, "You're so kind-hearted. I offered my seat to an old lady on the subway the other day, but she refused and said that I should sit down because the floor was cold. It's true that the world is going to the dogs and people's hearts are no longer what they used to be."

"Grandma, don't worry. Tomorrow I'll call the demolition team to come and smash up the grave under the tree for you, replace it with a paper Maginot Line from the incense shop, and also get a Suerguan base vehicle, a few magnetic storm coils and radiation engineers. You'll be the Empress Dowager Cixi of the underworld from now on, with nothing better to do than declare war on the eighteen levels of hell."

"Young man, did I demolish your family's ancestral graves in my past life?"

His pale face turned almost green with rage as he gritted his teeth and asked, "What are you trying to do, going down to the underworld in the middle of the night?"

Zhang Guan and Wang He were extremely nervous, their palms were sweating, and they silently retreated to the side.

Wen Liang also narrowed his eyes, placed his hand on the hilt of his sword, and prepared to make a move at any moment.

The atmosphere became tense, and Bai Ge quickly jumped out to explain, "Wait a minute, grandma, you've misunderstood. We're not here to steal your toilet, actually..."

Bai Ge racked his brains for an excuse, glanced at the latrine next to him, and suddenly said, "Actually, we are food streamers, and we come here in the middle of the night to live stream eating food."

The old woman glanced at the night-blooming jasmine in the bucket next to her and asked hesitantly, "What are you eating while live-streaming next to the latrine in the middle of the night?"

"eat……"

Bai Ge walked up to the cesspool, took a deep breath, and roared, "Let's do it, brothers!"

The rest of the people were stunned. Goujian endured hardship and humiliation, while you endured hardship and humiliation?

Zhang Guan and Wang He exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with remorse. It turned out he really was a good person.

Then, to everyone's astonishment, Bai Ge suddenly turned to Zhang Guan beside him and said, "Have you ever heard the saying, 'If you don't go to hell, who will?'"

Zhang Guan paused for a moment, then shook his head.

"Now you've heard it."

He raised his foot and kicked the unsuspecting Zhang Guan into the cesspool.

Chapter Sixty-Nine: I'll fuck you!

Zhang Guan's head had just poked out when Bai Ge shoved it back down. He grinned at the old woman with an unfriendly expression and said, "You've jumped into the latrine and eaten shit, now you should believe we're a mukbang streamer, right?"

"..."

He's a ruthless person.

Wang He silently took a few steps back, intending to stay away from him, fearing that one wouldn't be enough and he would have to join in and eat shit too.

The old lady glanced at Bai Ge a few times, then finally sighed slowly, shook her head, and said, "Never mind, come in with me."

The witch and Wenliang silently breathed a sigh of relief, but they didn't let their guard down. Instead, they followed the old woman into the house. This was their only clue; they couldn't afford to wander around aimlessly like headless flies.

Wang He used a stick to pull Zhang Guan out of the cesspool and kept a certain distance from him. The two of them dared not slack off and could only follow the crowd into this gloomy and eerie paper-mache ghost tower.

The group entered a corridor lined with white candles that emitted a sinister bluish-green light, and a strange, putrid smell filled the air.

Wang He involuntarily covered his nose and mouth, frowning as he said, "Is this candle made of excrement? Why does it smell just as awful as the stench on you, Zhang Guan?"

"Corpse oil candles".

Upon hearing the words "corpse oil," both survivors' expressions changed, and they fell silent.

"Be more mature. Once you've passed through a place as dangerous as the Gates of Hell, you should be prepared to die."

Bai Ge calmly took down a candle and said, "The world where you love me and I love you only exists in Mixue Ice Cream."

The old man at the front sighed silently and said in a low voice, "Alas, I was originally planning to go out and look for my little granddaughters, but I don't know what was so cruel that it burned all three of them to ashes."

The witch and Wenliang's hands trembled slightly, their gazes instantly shifting to Bai Ge, who was still whistling and pretending to admire the scenery. He didn't speak, but instead used rapid sign language, like Kakashi forming hand seals, to communicate with the other two.

The witch, who couldn't understand sign language at all, thought for a moment and then gave him a set of three farmer punches.

"You've come to the right place."

The old woman walking at the front said without turning her head, "The ghosts and monsters that roam around here won't come here."

"Are you not coming, or are you afraid to come?"

As soon as Wen Liang entered the paper-crafted ghost tower, she felt uneasy. The corridor was lined with tightly closed iron doors, each with a small window for looking out. She felt as if something inside was observing her.

My unease grew.

The old lady did not give a reply.

Bai Ge surveyed his surroundings. Ever since entering the Paper Ghost Tower, he had smelled a faint sandalwood scent that filled the entire corridor.

The old lady suddenly stopped and waved her hand, signaling everyone to be quiet.

Bai Ge had been secretly observing the old woman. His eyes suddenly narrowed. Just a moment ago, when she opened her hand, he saw that the old woman's palm was unusually strange!

There were two lifelines on that hand!

Horror!

Then the ground began to shake, and a hand suddenly landed on Wang He's shoulder. He was about to reprimand him, but then he realized that everyone was in front of him.

Whose hand is that behind me?

"Be careful, something might happen!"

A sharp, eerie scream shattered the silence of the corridor. A rustling sound came from nearby, as if something was moving. Then, a large figure suddenly emerged from around the corner at the end of the corridor. Withered, bloodless human legs supported a long, flat body, rushing towards them.

Its body was covered by a bizarre shell composed of countless skeletons, with soft chunks of flesh protruding from the shell at intervals, forming segments. Its entire body occupied one-third of the corridor.

Its head was a huge, deformed, and terrifying mass of flesh, on which human facial features could barely be discerned. The surface of the mass was covered with countless heads, which shook constantly as the monster writhed forward, emitting chilling howls. In the lower half of the spherical mass of flesh were compound fangs made of dozens of bent dead human ribs. The hideous mouth opened and closed uncontrollably at high speed, like a frantically running crusher.

The old woman standing at the front simply gave a strange smile before her entire body was shredded by the claws, turning into countless pieces of paper.

"Watch out, back up quickly."

Wen Liang stepped forward, took out the [100% Stun Gun] from his quest item inventory, and pulled the trigger toward the monster's head.

The intense heat of the chamber propelled the bullet toward the monster's brain, hitting it squarely in the forehead with almost no aiming required, instantly freezing it in place as if it had been stunned.

"Well done."

Bai Ge said excitedly, "Let's all attack together and kill it!"

However, Wen Liang grabbed the gun, turned, and ran. "What are you all standing there for? Get out of here! This gun only keeps me stunned for twenty seconds at a time! The cooldown is still thirty minutes long!"

However, just as he turned around, Wang He punched him hard in the face from behind. Caught off guard, Wen Liang raised his hand in the blink of an eye, but was still hit squarely and flew towards the monster.

The witch instantly cast a binding spell, pulling Wenliang back from the monster's jaws.

Having been tricked and nearly killed, Wen Liang, pale-faced, drew his long-finned serpent and, disregarding what skill he was using, charged forward, shouting, "I'll kill you!"

However, Wang He sneered and grabbed Bai Ge, who was eating watermelon and watching the commotion, and held a strange Vajra pestle against his neck, threatening, "Don't come any closer, or I'll kill him."

"Old Zhang, get started."

Old Zhang wiped the filth off his face, shouted loudly, formed a demon-subduing seal with his hands, and emitted a blazing red light from his entire body, like an angry Vajra.

Wang He changed his previous timid and fearful demeanor. "I originally wanted to hide my identity and sneak in, but I didn't expect to be so unlucky. I encountered an ambush as soon as I entered. I have no choice but to ask you all to feed it here."

Bai Ge calmly swallowed the last bite of melon and asked, "Wait, young man, I have no grudge against you, why are you taking me hostage?"

"Nonsense, don't you have any self-awareness about why we're holding you hostage?"

"why?"

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