Daily life of a teacher in the martial arts department

Shen Xin was so angry that he was trembling all over, so he said something harsh and ran away!

"You just wait! You unprofessional, third-rate pastor, I'm going to report you to your church, you just wait!"

Shenxin jumped off the chair and stormed off.

Ying Qin's heart remained completely unmoved; in fact, he almost wanted to laugh.

I'll put on the act, and Yu Xie Tian will take the blame. This... is my way of ninja!

Chapter 49 Some people, you can tell who she is just by hearing her voice.

After Shen Xin left, Ying Qin Guan breathed a sigh of relief.

To be honest, he felt quite pressured facing Shenxin. After all, in a place like this, neither side should know the other's identity. Once one side discovers the other's identity, the confession becomes very strange...

As Ying Qin Guan pondered, another person pushed open the door and walked in.

"Looks like this confessional booth is doing pretty well..."

Thinking this, Ying Qin Guan perked up again.

In any case, Shenxin is an exception. Such conversations should be based on the premise that neither party knows the other's identity. Shenxin's incident was an accident. This time, I definitely don't know who the other party is. Now I should start to be a good priest!

After the guests sat down, Ying Qin Guan struck a pose like a commander, which made him feel very professional.

—Until the guest's voice rang out.

"Moses, Moses, can you hear me? You should be able to hear me, right? Wow, amazing! The voice is distorted... I understand! This way, neither side can identify the other. Even if they meet outside in the future, they won't be able to recognize each other by voice or appearance. I must say, this is a really thoughtful design. In that case, even if the priest meets me in the future, he won't recognize me, right..."

Ying Qin Guan remained in the same position, his body instantly petrified.

You don't even need to see the person... just by hearing their voice and sensing the rapid pace of their speech, so fast that even punctuation marks can't be added, you can tell who it is!

You! Actually! Feel! Separated! And! Lost! Microphone! Can! Hide! Your! Identity!

There's no need to wait any longer! I've already recognized you! Seriously, how confident are you to think you won't be recognized?! Once you've met someone like you, no matter where you are, you'll be recognized the moment you open your mouth! Compared to Shin, you're the one who needs that blackboard to communicate and hide your identity!

Ying Qin Guan mentally unleashed a torrent of words, feeling that if he were to actually say them aloud, their power would be no less than Ji Fa's rapid-fire attacks.

After finishing his rant, Ying Qin Guan exhaled a breath of stale air and forced a smile, saying, "Miss... is there anything you need to repent for?"

At this point, Jifa's tone became slightly more somber. Although she still spoke a lot, her pace was now fast enough for the author to insert punctuation marks.

"Well, it's quite complicated. My family is... considered quite large. But by my generation, there's been a decline in the number of men, almost none left. And even if there are, they don't seem capable of carrying on the family legacy. My father is getting old and has no intention of having more children. So he's pinning his hopes on his daughter, constantly asking me if I have a boyfriend, if there's anyone I like, offering to introduce me to people, even trying to arrange a marriage for me. In a moment of desperation, I said..."

Ying Qin Guan's expression hardened. He had heard a little about the Warner family's affairs. They were said to be dominated by women and lacked a male heir. It was rumored that they wanted to find an outstanding man to marry into the family and inherit the family business.

This is somewhat different from the Southern Qin, which emphasizes bloodline and outsiders cannot inherit the family line, while the Seven Luminaries seem to value other factors more.

He'd seen this scenario countless times. The pager was clearly saying she had a boyfriend. Then her parents wanted her to bring him home, but obviously she didn't, and now she was agonizing over it. But there's nothing he can do, old lady; people have to pay the price for their lies, and regret it in an endless hell of lies!

However, Ji Fa calmly said:

"In a moment of panic, I said that my youngest daughter had a boyfriend who was highly capable, of the right age, and even willing to marry into the family."

—Waka—Ye—! !

Ying Qin Guan was disgusted. "What kind of older sister is this? You're not human! You're taking advantage of your younger sister's school job to cheat her, aren't you?! She's just a child!"

—Although her hair probably has more colors than her entire family combined.

Ying Qin Guan almost blurted out a complaint, but he managed to control himself and reluctantly advised, "This isn't a good idea. Your lie will be exposed as soon as your sister comes back. If she says I don't have a boyfriend, your lie will be revealed."

At this point, Jifa immediately became smug, and her speaking speed returned to its previous level.

"Hmph, of course that's all in my consideration. I've already planned everything. I made all the necessary arrangements long before my sister came back. I've already told my parents that she's shy and extremely controlling in these matters, and she doesn't want her boyfriend to become a tool for family inheritance. So even if you ask her, she won't admit it!"

"An army marches on its stomach," Ying Qin Guan thought with a twitch of his lips. He felt that Ji Fa was quite adept at persecuting his own sister, and that the unfortunate child had probably taken the blame for Ji Fa a lot since childhood.

But speaking of which, is what Ji Fa said true? Even if it is, it's probably not entirely true. After all, Ji Fa is twenty-five years old. Twenty-five rounds up to thirty, and thirty is practically considered an older single woman!

It seems she herself is being pressured to get married.

Ying Qin Guan, lost in thought, spoke in a priest's tone: "Regardless, lies cannot last. Miss, since you've come here, you must feel remorse towards your parents and sister. The goddess has heard your voice and forgiven you. We hope you can repent and start anew..."

Ying Qin Guan regretted it as soon as he said that. Damn it, he subconsciously shouted out the slogan he used to use in prison. This was too weird.

As someone who would repeatedly agonize over whether to have 'five hundred ducks' or 'one thousand ducks,' Ji Fa indeed noticed Ying Qin Guan's sudden change in style. But she probably never imagined that Ying Qin Guan was a fake priest, and simply remarked:

"This statement is really unpleasant. What do you mean by 'turning over a new leaf'? I'm not a criminal, I'm just unmarried and single, and I'm just shifting the blame to my sister. You don't have a sister, you wouldn't understand. I just made a mistake that all older sisters in the world make..."

Quickly! Give it to me! Apologize to! All! Sisters! Worldwide!

You have absolutely no right to represent all the women in the world! You only represent older, unmarried women!

Ying Qin silently complained, but aloud he only sighed, "The goddess is protecting you, child."

Ji Fa knew the conversation was over, so she stood up and walked towards the door, but her mouth still wouldn't stop talking.

"Goddess's protection will help me find my Mr. Right? Don't be ridiculous. That kind of thing is completely unreliable. If I really need any protection, it's only from the goddess so my martial arts skills can improve by leaps and bounds and I can beat up that dead-eyed bastard who called me an old auntie..."

Chapter Fifty: I'll be forgiven, won't I?

"Honestly, can't we have a normal guest? These two guys have absolutely no remorse and revealed their identities right from the start, making it impossible for me to be a proper priest."

After seeing Ji Fa off, Ying Qin Guan couldn't help but spit out. Revealing their identities was secondary; the main problem was that these two showed absolutely no remorse. Ji Fa was one thing—coming here showed she was at least a little embarrassed—but this Shen Xin was outrageous, showing absolutely no respect for the clergy.

Hmph, you've run into me today, just consider it a lesson learned... Anyway, your complaint will only result in Yu Xietian's money being deducted, and since they can't pay your salary, you'll end up reaping the consequences!

Ying Qin Guan nodded in satisfaction, feeling that he was truly a messenger of justice.

At that moment... the door was pushed open again.

Ying Qin Guan became alert.

Damn it, come on, let me see how you reveal your identity this time. Woman, young man, or are you still speaking in a halting manner?!

I can't just sit down and let me see your rainbow-colored hair!

Ying Qin Guan looked tense, afraid that the other party would reveal his identity as soon as he opened his mouth.

However, this time nothing went wrong. A tired female voice, one that wouldn't reveal her identity, rang out.

"Hello, Pastor."

Ying Qin Guan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Hello, how can I help you?"

The other person seemed somewhat uneasy and said:

"What I'm about to tell you... (swallows) Don't be afraid."

Ying Qin Guan believed in doing one thing well and doing it well, so he proudly said, "I am a priest, I am not afraid, please speak."

The other person's voice sounded very pitiful.

"I'm a corporate slave... I have an enormous workload every day, and I'm also exploited by my boss. I'm basically just cheap labor..."

Ying Qin Guan, who teaches four classes a week, works six hours a day, and is always half an hour late, casually picked at his earwax while saying earnestly, "Oh dear, this is really tough. I can totally relate..."

However, the other party failed to hear Ying Qin Guan's perfunctory reply and even felt that he had gained recognition, so he raised his voice.

"Well, that's what I'm saying. And he's really despicable. He took me on a business trip, but we ended up playing cards somewhere. I thought he had a change of heart by taking me along, but he... he actually..."

Ying Qin Guan suddenly became alert. What? Could it be that the heartless, fat boss was using his position to force his female subordinate to do something unspeakable?

This this this..

Just as Ying Qin was filled with righteous indignation, the other party's voice rang out.

"He actually wanted me to cover for him, like when we secretly teamed up to play identity games. No matter what role I played, I had to watch his hand gestures to indicate my identity and then act according to his. Because of this, he ruined my reputation. Now no one plays cards with me, and I can only read novels by myself, sob sob..."

You fucking deserve it!

Ying Qin Guan was furious. Damn it, he didn't care about being forced into this situation. Anyone who pulled these dirty tricks deserved to die a horrible death! The pure game of cards had been tainted by you shameless bastards! Everyone who caused trouble in the Time-Space Kill would be sent to Ice Crystal Island to mine!

Don't tell me you had no choice! I'm not going to fucking listen! If you can do something like this, what else can't you do!

He was seething with rage, but he suppressed it... because he was now a priest. And since the other party had come here, they must be here to repent, right? As long as they were willing to repent, the invincible and unpredictable card master, Lord Ying Qin Guan, was still willing to give them a chance.

Thinking of this, Ying Qin Guan barely suppressed his anger and said gently, "Then, child, do you want to repent for this?"

"No... I haven't even gotten to the matter of confession yet."

The other party's words made Ying Qin's heart sink. If they didn't even repent for something like this, then what could be worse than bullying men and women and destroying the world? Considering the world hadn't been destroyed yet, and given the other party's gender, it must be bullying women and men...

Ying Qin was preoccupied with all sorts of random thoughts when the other party spoke up again.

"I was already in a terrible situation; my only hobby was reading during my free time. But my boss confiscated my books, and I was furious. Then... when I went out to get the mail, I saw a letter from my boss. For some reason... I opened it, and it seemed like he had done something good, and the higher-ups were rewarding him with a social event or something..."

Social gathering?

Ying Qin Guan felt this scene was really weird. What the hell is this, rewarding meritorious service to a social gathering? What is this, a bald alchemist company? You guys are a social gathering, while the girls are working overtime.

It definitely doesn't seem like a legitimate company.

Ying Qin grumbled inwardly, then asked, "So what did you do?"

"That...the envelope contains the time and place."

The voices coming from the other end grew fainter and fainter.

"I was so angry that I secretly changed the time, then disguised myself and went there by myself. I wandered around their place first, and then I yelled at them, 'With your level of skill, you dare to come out for a social event? Is this how the Empire treats its meritorious officials? My boss told me to come and take a look. Since this is your level, he doesn't need to come. Get out of here!' They were very angry and left."

"Judging by the time... I estimate my boss will arrive soon. But it should be deserted. He's a smart man; he'll realize something's wrong soon enough. Besides, those ladies at the social gathering were all very beautiful, dressed in extraordinary clothes. I felt they were all noblewomen. It won't be long before my interference is discovered..."

As she spoke, her voice became extremely resentful. Suddenly, she reached out with such speed and force that even a peerless master like Ying Qin Guan was taken aback. She grabbed Ying Qin Guan's clothes and shook him violently, her voice like a demon from the underworld, as if a vengeful ghost was gnawing at bones, sending chills down one's spine.

"Hey, Pastor, I'll be forgiven, right? After all, I only acted impulsively. The fault clearly lies with my boss. I sincerely repent to Goddess now..."

"I'll be forgiven, won't I?"

What's with this "If the goddess doesn't forgive you, you'll kill her" tone?! It's terrifying! And there's no goddess now, only a priest. You can't kill the goddess, so you're killing a priest to vent your anger?! Poor priest, please let him go!

Out of professional ethics, Ying Qin Guan did not resist the thugs' excited shaking, but could only shout, "Yes! Yes! The goddess has forgiven you! I promise!"

The other party released Ying Qin Guan and withdrew his hand from the gap.

Ying Qin Guan heard the sound of the other person getting up and standing up, along with the sound of the other person talking to themselves in a daze.

"I'm doomed... I'm finished... I'm going to die... Now I can't even be a wage slave anymore... What should I do... I should have just spread the rumor that he's a male ketone, maybe then I wouldn't have been exposed..."

After hearing the first few sentences, Bengbu was already feeling sorry for Ying Qinguan on the other side, but he stopped when he heard the last sentence.

You... you're not even repenting at all!!