Daily life of a teacher in the martial arts department

Although he felt that this job was just mindlessly agreeing with what the other person said, he could let go of Yoshiwara and tobacco and alcohol, but drugs and gambling were really off-limits. Yu Xietian swore that he would never coexist with gambling and drugs, so if that was really the case, he would still have to give him some advice. So he tentatively asked, "What kind of hobby is it?"

At the same time, he felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

"Well... how should I put it?" The other person waved their hand aimlessly a couple of times, perhaps feeling that stating their hobby directly would be too childish, so they changed their approach, "It's that kind of thing where a bunch of people get together and play for a long time..."

Jade and Heaven: ! !

He's been losing money lately and is in financial straits. He hasn't been to Yoshiwara in ages. Is it really that popular there now?!

No, no, no, I must have misunderstood. No matter what, I shouldn't be telling this to outsiders.

As Yu Xietian was comforting herself, the voice from the other side rang out again.

"Sometimes I can't control myself. Sometimes there aren't enough people to play a game I shouldn't, but if someone walks by, I'll force them to join in..."

Yu Xietian: ? ! !

force?!

That's illegal! That's illegal! This is rape! It's definitely rape, and what's wrong with you? Can't you play with fewer people? What a weird fetish! Looks like I've got some extra money today, the police must have a reward... Damn it, what's wrong with me, why does my stomach suddenly hurt so much?

Let's test the waters a little more, just in case...

Despite the excruciating pain in her stomach, Yu Xietian tentatively asked, "This...it's not really appropriate to force others to play."

"Huh? You mean this?" The other person waved their hand casually and said, "Why pretend to be innocent when you're already in a place like that? Besides, with my status, I can play with whoever I want. Do you think they'd dare to resist? Heh, I especially like to interfere between couples, making them unable to be together and forcing them to watch me with one of them..."

Human! Scum!

Are the girls in Yoshiwara not human?! Do you think they want to work in places like that?! They're just forced into it by circumstances! And you, you pervert, like couples and want others to watch?!

How vulgar! How vulgar!

Although I don't know who you are, I will never forgive you for this!

Yu Xietian was furious. He never expected to encounter such scum while doing a part-time job. He thought, "I'll bring you to justice and send you to the police station. Maybe tomorrow the Seven Stars Times will publish my heroic figure. At that time, the Odd Jobs Shop will be packed with customers, while the mere Shenxin will only be able to stand on the sidelines holding up a small blackboard that says 'Lord Yu Xietian is wise and mighty'... Damn, my stomach hurts so much. What the hell did I eat?"

Never mind... let's hurry up and knock this guy out and take him to the police station. With my skills, I'm sure I can succeed in ambushing someone. This scumbag rapist who doesn't pay after using someone can't possibly be a peerless master, right? Watch me take him down in one move...

A glint flashed in Yu Xietian's eyes, his inner energy surged, and he suddenly reached out into the cubicle, attempting to grab the other person's sleeve and knock them down.

The next second, everything went black before his eyes. When he came to his senses, he was already lying on the ground, his head throbbing with pain. A huge gap had appeared in the cubicle, and a deadpan-eyed man was squatting on the ground, pointing his nose at him.

Their eyes met.

"..?"

Several seconds passed before Yu Xietian realized that he had been knocked down.

He then looked at it several times before confirming the identity of the dead fish-eyed man.

Damn it... he's the only guy in the entire Seven Luminaries that I can't sneak up on. What a fucking bad luck...

Without a doubt, the person who came was Ying Qin Guan. Yu Xie Tian also guessed that he must have misunderstood something.

Yu Xietian silently gazed at the sky and said, "I misunderstood, but your problem is very serious. What were you saying just now?"

Ying Qin Guan squinted and said, "Playing cards, what did you think it was?"

This answer clearly failed to satisfy Yu Xietian, and he argued forcefully:

"You said you'd pull someone over to play with if they passed by..."

"Of course, if we don't have enough people, we'll definitely have to find a way to get more."

"But you said, 'Why pretend to be innocent when you're already in a place like that?' Isn't that blatantly forcing someone into prostitution?"

"Damn it, you come to a board game cafe and don't play cards? What are you doing here? Are you trying to be as disgusting as Dog Princess Fa?"

"But you also said they could play with whomever they wanted, and they didn't dare to object, and you even mentioned being in a relationship..."

Ying Qin Guan crossed his arms and said arrogantly, "The advantage of being a teacher is that I can shamelessly join any student's card table with Jiu Yi. Especially those couples, damn it, they're playing cards, but they're flirting with me right here. Can't they get away from flirting? There are no couples at the card table! Jiu Yi and I will definitely break up these couples, even if it's 2v2, we'll make sure they're separated!"

Yu Xietian remained silent for a moment, then lay on the ground, unable to utter a word.

A moment later, he suddenly felt an indescribable tremor, like the call of humanity's most primal and ancient instincts, or like something profound, invisible, inconceivable, and unthinkable was about to appear in the world.

The bread I had this morning...is something wrong!

Yu Xietian blushed, ripped off his priest's robes, threw them at Ying Qin Guan, and then ran out clutching his stomach.

"Can you watch this place for me for now? I'll be right back!"

Completely confused as to why Yu Xietian attacked him, Ying Qin Guan slowly typed a question mark... But Yu Xietian ran too fast, and Ying Qin Guan's outstretched hand could only be silently withdrawn halfway.

He turned his head and saw that the cubicle had a large hole in it, a result of the fight earlier.

Ying Qin Guan sighed, put on his priest's robes, and began repairing the cubicles.

He wasn't a carpenter, and he barely managed to roughly repair the partition. Before he could even catch his breath, the door opposite him was pushed open.

A new guest has arrived.

Chapter Forty-Eight: My heart and actions are as clear as a mirror; all my deeds are for justice.

We have guests...

Ying Qin Guan glanced subconsciously at the gap in the cubicle, which he had patched up with wood. The patching was hasty and messy, practically a forced attempt to wed it in place. But something was better than nothing. In any case, the cubicle still served its original purpose. With the cubicle in place, plus the voice-changing microphone, it should be possible to ensure that neither side recognized the other.

"Not bad!"

Ying Qin Guan nodded in satisfaction and turned to look at the gap in the cubicle.

Then he saw a small blackboard standing on the opposite side of the gap.

"Um, Pastor, I'm not in a good position to speak, may we talk like this?"

Opening Lightning Strike

Direct exposure

It didn't work at all! The cubicle and the voice changer were both useless! It gave us away immediately! These things couldn't help us hide our identities at all! They were completely unnecessary!

And what the hell are you doing here...?

Ying Qin was internally ranting and raving, but his expression turned serious.

The situation is very delicate. He has discovered Shenxin's identity, but Shenxin has not discovered his. This means that he is in a dominant position in this room. Hmph, little pudding, let me see what kind of unspeakable secrets you have.

With this strange idea in mind, Ying Qin Guan pretended to know nothing and said gently, "Of course you can."

"Um, I need to confess... how should I put it... I did some very bad things today."

Although Ying Qin Guan had never been a pastor, he felt that this profession was all about not caring about anything else, just being like a saint, "as long as you forgive them, that's all that matters." After all, it wasn't him who would suffer, so he could just take the easy money and let someone else suffer. Was there any job easier than this?!

"Um, can you tell me the specifics?"

"Well... for some reason, I gave my idiot boss a lethal dose of laxatives."

Jade—together—with—the heavens!

Ying Qin Guan hadn't understood why Yu Xietian was so hurriedly clutching his stomach and running away. It turned out... he had been betrayed by his father, whom he had invited!

Lethal dose of laxatives!

God! You are truly despicable now!

Tragic Jade and Heaven Together

May there be no laxatives or divine hearts in Heaven.

Ying Qin Guan prayed for Yu Xie Tian for a second, then forced a smile and said, "Um... isn't the lethal dose a bit excessive?"

"It's not necessarily fatal, it's just that there's a possibility of dying from diarrhea."

Stop explaining! The more you explain, the more outrageous it gets! What kind of bizarre way is it to die from defecating?! I'd rather go back three thousand years and be stabbed to death by an assassin while I'm taking a dump! At least then they'd give me a quick death!

Ying Qin was furiously complaining in his heart, and his fear of Shenxin increased dramatically, almost reaching one-third of Mu Nandong's.

At the same time, he forced a smile again and said, "No matter what, this kind of thing is not good. We need to learn to communicate well with others..."

"It's all his fault, really."

Shenxin's hand speed was extremely fast; she quickly wrote down her complaints in just a few strokes.

"It's just that I ate something expensive during my last business trip. It wasn't even me who ate it. That deadpan bastard clearly ate it too. He can't afford to offend them, so he takes his anger out on me, this poor, helpless working person..."

Don't try to shift the blame onto me!

Ying Qin Guan was furious. "Damn it! How did this fall on me again? Wasn't that place your own suggestion to go? And what the hell are you talking about? From the Imperial Court to the Anguo Division, everyone knows that Yu Xietian of the Yorozuya has hired a powerful backer to fawn over. What are you pretending to be, an innocent victim?! Yu Xietian is the victim, okay?!"

You called me a dead-fish-eyed jerk? You flat-chested, assless little thing, do you even have the right to say that to me?! Apologize! Apologize to all the dead-fish-eyed people in the world right now! Besides, I'm not dead-fish-eyed, I'm just too lazy to open my eyes!

Ying Qin was seething with rage. He wanted nothing more than to rush out, snatch the little pudding's blackboard, and unleash a torrent of abuse on her, leaving her no chance to retaliate, making her roll on the ground in fury, utterly helpless. But he couldn't reveal his identity now... Damn it, he'd remember this grudge.

Suppressing his anger, Ying Qin Guan pretended to be a complete bystander and said, "Ah... that is indeed a bit excessive."

Shen Xin frowned slightly and picked up the small blackboard.

"Pastor, your professional skills are terrible. Do you even know what you're doing here? It's called a confessional, but it's really just a place for guests to seek validation. The guest is God. You don't need to have any extra thoughts, nor do you need to really think about right and wrong. Just blindly cater to me as your guest. I paid to come here not to have you reason with me and act like a neutral observer, understand?"

Ying Qin Guan swallowed hard... Wow, this is the world! This Shenxin speaks so crudely and directly, showing absolutely no respect for clergy. Although he was very annoyed, he couldn't find any reason to refute him...

wrong!

Ying Qin Guan suddenly realized.

This dirty money is being pocketed by Yu Xietian, and has absolutely nothing to do with him. Even if he acts all subservient and subservient here, he still won't get a single penny. Similarly, even if he acts like a nobody and declares himself the boss, and then complains to the authorities... it's Yu Xietian's money that gets deducted, not his!

Having figured this out, Ying Qin Guan's smile gradually became wicked and arrogant.

Service industry?

No, no, no, I'm just a troll who says whatever comes to mind...

He immediately retorted loudly and defiantly, "That's incredibly rude! I'm a priest, miss. Do you even know what a priest is? He's someone who serves the goddess. My heart and soul have been dedicated to the goddess, and I can't tolerate any words or actions that contradict my heart. Even if the King of Heaven himself came, I would still say that right is right and wrong is wrong. Your act of poisoning your boss is utterly despicable!"

As expected, Shenxin was enraged and angrily picked up the small blackboard.

"Is this the attitude of the pastors at your confessional?!"

Ying Qin Guan proudly declared, "My heart and actions are as clear as a mirror; all my deeds are righteous."

Having said that, fearing he might not be able to completely ruin Yu Xietian, he shouted again, "If you're not happy, go ahead and report me!"

【"good.."】