Before him were Dio, Father Pucci, Valentine, Katz, Diablo, Diablo, and Diablo.
Why would they use my corpse as a desk?!
"Of course, there has to be a seat for an interview, right? There aren't even any chairs here. Anyway, we have plenty of your corpses, so we're just making use of them."
Diossama ignored the opinions of his former passionate boss.
"The Araki-sou job fair is now beginning!"
"First question: How many bad things have you done?"
Kurosaki Azami's silence caused the five interviewers to frown.
"You're not one of those self-righteous, wicked old devils like Valentine, are you? That would ruin the fun..."
"No... there are too many, I can't remember them all at once..."
Kurosaki Azami pulled out a copy of "Neon Criminal Law".
"Just look at this one book and cross out the drug trafficking and human trafficking charges."
"Wait, you seem to still be a virgin, right? And you haven't committed any crimes..."
"Who says a virgin can't commit a sex crime, Katz?"
Aside from Azami Kurosaki, Dio, the only one here who had studied law, began to correct them.
"That's right. In order to keep a certain congressman's secret, I forced him to have a relationship with his secretary and accomplice, which could constitute the principal offender of rape."
Kars, who has lived from ancient times to the present, was completely bewildered.
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"Alright, alright, you passed this question..."
The President began his speech.
"Second question: What can you bring to Araki-sou?"
Yes, that's an old question from the interviewer.
These guys definitely don't want "corporate vitality" or "work efficiency" or anything like that, and Kurosaki Azami doesn't think he can bring them anything good like money, power, or beautiful women.
Even if I could, I wouldn't give it to you.
No, my thinking is wrong.
The key is not what has the greatest value, but what they need most.
"It includes food, a full set of furniture, Chinese WiFi, and the latest laptop..."
"I agree!!!"
Yoshikage Kira, who had just stepped out of the kitchen, was in tears.
Although those two scoundrels can eat Diavolo, Araki Manor still has six mouths to feed!
In addition, there are computers and the internet to keep them entertained...
"You've passed this question!"
Several decent guys raised their hands in agreement, including Diego, who was greedy for money but couldn't spend it here.
"Thank you, Kira-senpai. I'll personally sponsor you another set of Mona Lisa-style hand molds."
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"The third question."
This time, the speaker was Diablo, who had previously managed large organized crime groups.
Please explain your understanding of "evil person".
"Well..."
Open-ended essay questions rarely have standard answers; the key is whether you can satisfy the examiners...
Got it!
"Does Diavolo know about the changes in the Ultimate Life Form?"
Kurosaki Azami started using fancy language.
"Ultimate life forms can be large or small, can rise or hide; when large, they can stir up clouds and mist, when small, they can conceal their form; when rising, they can soar through the universe, when hiding, they can lurk within the waves."
When it comes to this, Katz is naturally the most qualified to speak on the subject.
"Ultimate beings change with the times, much like a person who, upon achieving their ambitions, roams freely across the world. Ultimate beings are comparable to heroes of the world. You seniors have traveled far and wide, and you must know the villains of this era. Please tell me about them."
In an instant, it seemed that the roles of offense and defense had been reversed.
"Hmm... Granny Enya, both mother and son are murderers and thieves, and they also have the ability to interpret astrology. Can they be considered evil people?"
Diosama, you even ate their stale food before!
"Grandma Enya unconditionally spoils her child, and her ambush of Jotaro and his group was full of flaws. How can she be considered a villain!"
"There was a man who was tenacious and persevering. Despite being seriously injured, he still worked hard to complete his mission and was willing to massacre a city for my orders."
Diablo then took over.
"Is Jokrat a villain?"
Kurosaki Azami laughed and said:
"Chokrat was a piece of trash. He acted without any purpose, and even his underlings looked down on him after he died. At best, he was a mad dog, not a bad person!"
"Among all the heavens and myriad realms, there is one person who is deeply devoted to love, willing to destroy the world for his beloved. Is this Uchiha Obito a villain?"
Valentine also joined in the fun.
"Obito Uchiha was manipulated by that old geezer and had no principles. He killed his master's entire family and was eventually smeared on the ground by his ancestor's aunt. He's just a laughingstock and not a villain at all!"
"Oh? What about people like Zekei, Enel, Big Mom, and Muzan Kibutsuji?"
Kurosaki Azami clapped his hands and laughed, saying, "Such insignificant people are not worth mentioning!"
"Kid, don't try to change the subject!"
Diosama finally realized what was happening.
"Ok."
Kurosaki Azami cleared his throat, began to gather his emotions, and pointed a single finger at Dio.
"Evil people may harbor lofty ambitions, possess brilliant strategies, have the capacity to encompass the universe, and the ambition to swallow the heavens and earth."
It then points to Yoshikage Kira.
"Or, though they have no ambition to dominate the world, they live peacefully in a corner of their hearts, proclaiming themselves the king of the boundless universe, and killing anyone who offends them."
"A villain is someone who possesses overwhelming strength, a dark will within, sharp intelligence, and unwavering resolve!"
As Kurosaki Azami got into the conversation, he became more and more animated.
"When doing things, one should be methodical and cautious, and be prepared to make the final move."
In a decisive battle, avoid unnecessary talk and respect your opponent without being a saint.
A fighting spirit blossoms into a philosophical pursuit, revealing profound insights into life.
It possesses exceptional strength and special effects, exuding both domineering power and understated elegance.
Decisive and ruthless, with unwavering resolve to eradicate evil.
"Only by doing these things can one be called a villain!"
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"Wow... interesting."
Diosama found the boy amusing, and his words were to his liking.
The others also looked in agreement, feeling as if a new world had been opened up for them.
"Who could possibly be such an evil person?"
In response to Kaz's curiosity, Kurosaki Azami straightened up, put his hands behind his back, and looked up at the sky.
"The only villains in the world today are you all and I, Kurosaki Azami!!!"
"Well said! That's impressive! You really live up to my reputation!"
Diablo was the first to give a thumbs-up to his own counterpart, but he got so excited that he suffered a brain hemorrhage and died again.
"Interesting! This is really interesting!"
Valentine burst into laughter.
"Azami Nakiri! Look at him and look at you!"
Dio ate octopus while criticizing Kurosaki Azami from a parallel world.
"Azami Kurosaki!"
Katz's expression turned serious.
The people from Araki-sou came over and sat around Kurosaki Azami.
"What would you do if your enemy vowed to banish you to the stars?"
"Then I will surpass [humanity], and even [all living beings]!"
Kurosaki Azami also said seriously.
"What if your enemy turns against you through hope?"
"Then let's crush the stars with the power of the world!"
In response to Dior's question, Azami Kurosaki replied as follows.
"What if the enemy gains the advantage of [fate]?"
"Then my [evil] will devour everything!"
Kira Yoshikage's question seemed to give Kurosaki Azami a glimmer of understanding.
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