His subsequent display of various unprecedented cheating techniques further broadened Fujiwara Chika's horizons.
After joining the student council, Fujiwara Chika pestered Kurosaki Azami every day, asking him to teach her how to cheat.
It can only be said that even the most worthless people can be attracted to each other.
Fujiwara Chika felt that Kurosaki Azami was a mountain range with no end in sight.
Whenever she felt smug about her little pranks, Azami Kurosaki would show her with her actions: "Your level of scum is too low."
Looking at Fujiwara Chika, whose eyes were sparkling, Shinomiya Kaguya felt a mouthful of blood stuck in her throat.
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"Chika-chan, are we talking about the same Kurosaki-kun?"
Meanwhile, inside the wooden house.
"Hey, Yuyuki, you must have something to say to me too, right?"
Seeing Shirogane Miyuki's evasive gaze, Kurosaki Azami started complaining again.
"Alright, stop being so coy. Do you know that some readers have asked me before, 'Are you the female lead?'"
"What nonsense are you talking about, Ji... I wanted you to teach me how to be more attractive to girls."
So you come to ask me, a lifelong single dog who has never had a girlfriend in two lifetimes?
Fortunately, Azami Kurosaki had read quite a few books.
"You said you didn't want to date a rich woman... Fine, then I'll help you draw on the wisdom of the ancient Chinese."
Kurosaki Azami took a book out of his bag.
"Jin... Jin Ping Mei?"
"You're wearing yellow glasses, so of course everything looks yellow to you. This is the ultimate guide to love; even in China, this book wouldn't be considered imperial."
Kurosaki Azami turned to a certain page.
“Look, this is the five-word mantra that Wang Po taught Ximen Qing: ‘Pan, Lu, Deng, Xiao, Xian.’”
Kurosaki's Little Classroom is now open for classes!
"'Pan' refers to Pan An, a handsome man in ancient China, implying that your appearance must be acceptable."
Shirogane Miyuki's face is indeed handsome and pleasing to the eye, so the first condition is met.
"As for the 'donkey,' take a look when you go to the toilet. It would be best if it were as 18 centimeters long as the readers'."
"'Deng' refers to Deng Tong, a wealthy official in ancient China, meaning wealth. Um... let's skip this part."
Kurosaki Azami basically didn't want to talk to Shirogane Miyuki anymore.
"Xiao" means to coax a girl into being subservient, and "Xian" means to have a lot of free time so you can take the girl out to have fun.
Not to mention Miyuki Shirogane, even Azami Kurosaki himself only meets the first three criteria.
"Never mind, never mind..."
Seeing his friend looking a little down, Kurosaki Azami threw down the book in his hand and changed his tone.
"So what if it doesn't meet the requirements? Don't hard-working people deserve to succeed?"
An intoxicating aura begins to emanate; the success coach, Kurosaki Azami, has arrived.
"Even if the opponent stands at an extremely high place, or even in the sky, he will still bring the sky down. This is the Shirogane Miyuki I know!"
"So, are you confident?"
"Have!"
"I can't hear you, I can't hear you at all! You think you can pick up rich women by speaking so softly!"
"have!!!!"
Yu Ishigami's eardrums hurt.
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Three days later at noon, everyone prepared to leave the cabin.
"Ishigami, are you... are you alright?"
Looking at the withered and emaciated Ishigami Yu in front of him, Shirogane Miyuki felt a pang of heartache.
"I...I'm...okay..."
Kurosaki-senpai...you've ruined my life...
Behind Ishigami Yu, Kurosaki Azami and Fujiwara Chika turned their heads at a 45-degree angle, looked up at the sky, and whistled.
"This is just a normal teaching method..."
Although Kaguya Shinomiya's tests showed that Yu Ishigami's grades had indeed improved dramatically, Miyuki Shirogane still stated:
"Thistle, you did a good job. Don't do it again next time."
"Okay okay."
Kurosaki Azami doesn't intend to ruin Ishigami Yu so quickly.
"On our last day, let's go to the town at the foot of the mountain."
Kurosaki-senpai...you've finally done something decent...
Yu Ishigami didn't even have the energy to complain.
A few hours later.
"I never expected this town to be so modern."
"Yeah, I thought we'd see some kind of festival or shrine."
In the hotel, Fujiwara Chika lay on the floor complaining.
"And it's clearly not far from that mountain..."
Kurosaki Azami's expression was unfriendly.
"Why are there so many mosquitoes?!"
Having heard that we were going to live in the mountains, Kurosaki Azami brought two bottles of mosquito repellent.
Unexpectedly, it was useless in the mountains, but needed to be used here.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault for not doing my job well."
Kaguya Shinomiya felt a little guilty.
I had originally planned to spend the last afternoon exploring the area with everyone, but this unexpected incident happened.
Because the driver took leave at the last minute, the student council members had to spend another night in this hotel with lots of mosquitoes and poor conditions.
"How about this?"
Kurosaki Azami took two small bottles out of her bag.
"The hotel was booked at the last minute, so there were only three rooms, and we only had two bottles of mosquito repellent."
"Shinomiya and Fujiwara share a room, Miyuki and Ishigami share a room, and I have my own room."
"I'll give you the mosquito repellent; I don't need it."
"how about you?"
Having grown up with Azami Kurosaki, Miyuki Shirogane naturally knows how much Azami Kurosaki hates mosquitoes.
"I have a brilliant plan."
Looking at the small card by the door, Kurosaki Azami revealed a sinister smile.
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"This shabby hotel has so many mosquitoes..."
"Yeah, I wonder if that guy Ji can handle it..."
The only thing in this world that can drive Azami Kurosaki crazy is mosquitoes, especially summer mosquitoes.
"I'll go check on Kurosaki-senpai."
Even though Kurosaki-senpai did such terrible things to me, it was ultimately for my own good.
He even gave me the mosquito repellent today; he must be feeling terrible now.
Holding the remaining mosquito repellent, Yu Ishigami headed towards Azami Kurosaki's room.
"Hello, hello."
Kurosaki Azami's room was not on the same floor as the others, and the hotel's soundproofing was not very good; Ishigami Yu could hear Kurosaki Azami making a phone call even from outside the door.
"How much is the cheapest girl you have here?"
Kurosaki-senpai! Stop it!
"It's okay, looks aren't a problem, as long as it's cheap."
Kurosaki-senpai, are you that thirsty?!
"Hurry up, I want to stay all night."
Oh my god........
Yu Ishigami felt that he had come to know his respected senior in a new light.
Ten minutes later, an ordinary-looking young woman knocked on Kurosaki Azami's door.
"We're finally here. No need to shower, just take off your clothes."
Yu Ishigami has become numb.
Will I be killed if I overhear Kurosaki's secret?
"Huh? Service? I don't want service."
Huh? What's going on?
"I just thought there were too many mosquitoes, so I asked someone to draw their fire. Don't worry, you won't be shortchanged on your money."
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