Furthermore, this system will absolutely not change! Please retract any dangerous thoughts, host!
This system is called the "Scum of Scum System." Kurosaki Azami can obtain rewards related to scum from all over the world through a weekly lottery or by making scumbag remarks and actions. These rewards might include things like King Crimson, DIO's legal knowledge, or Shinomiya Kiko's secret stash of money. And it really does mean that anything even remotely related to a scumbag could be included in the reward pool; for example, Bucciarati was once a subordinate of a scumbag boss, so his character card became a reward. Through this system, Kurosaki Azami has collected quite a few character cards (although for some reason, most of them are from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure universe).
After her parents tragically passed away due to the will of the universe, in order to avoid being sent to an orphanage and to avoid causing trouble for Uncle Shirogane, who was planning to adopt her despite his bankruptcy,
Kurosaki Azami had Bucciarati impersonate his distant cousin and adopt him (Shirogane Takehito always doubted whether this identity was real).
Let Afu and the others eliminate the hyenas that are eyeing the family business.
He used the funds obtained from the lottery (mainly provided by a Mr. Shinomiya Hiroki who wishes to remain anonymous) to establish the Passion Organization as his hidden force.
The official boss of Passion is Bucciarati, while Kurosaki Azami himself operates the company left by his parents under the Passion Organization as an heir.
The nature of Passion is well understood. Due to Kurosaki Azami's almost unlimited financial investment (let's thank Mr. Shinomiya Hirohiko for his generous investment again), the increasing number of Stand users and lower-level members joining, and the reputation brought by the organization's relentless crackdown on "poison trafficking" and "human trafficking", Passion became the most powerful yakuza organization in the Tokyo area in just a few years, and Kurosaki's previous investment slowly began to pay off.
Everything was perfect, except that Shinomiya Hiromitsu wasn't happy. The system's transfers were flawless; no matter how he checked the accounts, he couldn't find where the money had gone. Because of this, the Shinomiya family had already fired countless accountants.
I chopped up the ingredients for tomorrow's breakfast and lunch and put them in the refrigerator. I put the ingredients that needed to be marinated in a freezer bag in advance. I put the books I needed for tomorrow in my backpack, folded my change of clothes, and started taking a bath.
"Hiss~ Hah~ A little too hard~"
Kurosaki Azami actually prefers the quick and convenient shower to a bath, but she has to admit that a bath is indeed very comfortable. Perhaps this is related to the fact that the fetus is surrounded by the mother's amniotic fluid? Anyway, it's Sunday today, so there's no harm in indulging. Moreover, the Crimson King, with its extremely high strength, speed, and precision, is indeed very comfortable to scrub.
As for why not use the invincible Platinum Star?
First, I didn't get it; second, Crimson King looks relatively safe.
While Star Platinum surpasses Crimson King in strength, speed, and precision, its design isn't ideal for a bath. Imagine this: on a dark and stormy night, you're taking a bath at home, and a muscular, purple-clad man in revealing clothing is scrubbing your back, occasionally letting out laughter only you can hear. Even if this man is handsome and obeys your commands, wouldn't you instinctively worry about your anus? In contrast, while Crimson King may not be as handsome, he doesn't raise such concerns.
What? You say Crimson King is ugly?
What kind of taste is that! That's called ferocious and domineering! An aura of authority without a hint of anger!
Although King Crimson was given by the system, a Stand is the manifestation of the Stand user's spirit, far exceeding the scope of a "tool." It is both one's closest friend and another side of oneself.
The Crimson King is ugly? Even if he's ugly, he's still my stand-in. Anyone who dares to mock this face, I'll send them to heaven!
Seemingly hearing the thoughts of its true self, the Crimson King quickened its scrubbing speed slightly.
"Oh right, I haven't used my raffle entry from this week yet."
[Congratulations, host! You have been awarded 1000 million yen in funding from a pharmaceutical company under the name of Shinomiya Hiromitsu.]
"Thanks to my friend Huang Guang for his generous sponsorship!!!!"
P.S.: Please support me! Feel free to criticize, but please refrain from using profanity.
The villains make their appearance in Chapter Three (laughs)
"The Student Union has issued a challenge, demanding a decisive battle tomorrow. How should we respond?"
"Chairman Shirogane need not worry. How could those Dragon Ball Momo and Atenbo Yume be a match for us! Tomorrow, on the battlefield, I, Kurosaki Azami, will only need to say a few words to make that gang surrender without a fight!"
The above dialogue exists only in Kurosaki Azami's imagination.
Looking up, the blond man opposite him sat at the student council president's desk with the air of a commander, a pure gold accessory symbolizing the student council's highest authority hanging on his Shuchiin winter uniform. His eyes gleamed with a cold light, as if he wanted to tear any enemy who stood in his way to pieces.
Well, looks like this guy didn't sleep well again last night, maybe even stayed up a little longer than usual.
Miyuki Shirogane, the student council president of Shuchiin High School, is a student from a mixed-gender academy. Despite his background, he has amassed immense prestige solely through his overwhelming academic achievements, making him an unparalleled chosen one. Whether from a pure or mixed-gender academy, everyone has to respect this man's strength. Those with less courage might even find it difficult to stand firmly in front of this man with eyes that seem to be hunting a lion.
The above basically only exists in the fantasies of students other than those in the student council.
Others may not know, but Kurosaki Azami certainly does!
As classmates through kindergarten, elementary school, junior high, and high school, and best friends who were so close they shared everything, Kurosaki Azami knew all too well that this guy was actually an extremely insecure yet extremely confident, extremely stupid yet extremely talented individual.
He could be depressed for a long time because of a poor student's comment when he first entered the college, but after he was depressed, he could use a huge score difference to suppress that person so much that he couldn't lift his head.
He has almost no artistic talent. When Kurosaki Azami was depressed after the unfortunate death of his parents, he specially came to sing to comfort his best friend. Kurosaki Azami has high poison resistance so he was fine, but all the rats in his house ran away.
But when others laugh at him, he finds a suitable direction and then works so hard that even ghosts wouldn't dare to look at him that he improves his skills to a level that others can only look up to.
Overall, Kurosaki Azami feels honored to be a close friend and reassured that he will not be an enemy.
"Is this the Student Union's annual stunt? Another case of maliciously applying for funding? How boring."
"It is indeed old-fashioned, but it is also indeed troublesome, Kurosaki-kun. It seems that we will have to deal with these clubs separately again."
The speaker now is Kaguya Shinomiya, the vice president of the student council and the heiress of the Shinomiya Foundation.
Like the snow of early winter, her cool yet beautiful appearance speaks for itself. Her manners, studies, family background, and martial arts skills are all impeccable. Her words are incisive, her speech elegant yet haughty, and she enjoys immense prestige among the students. She played a crucial role in stabilizing the student council during its initial stages, alongside Shirogane Miyuki and Kurosaki Azami.
It's peaceful now.
Even among A-cups, she's only considered average height. Not to mention Kurosaki Azami, who has hidden pectoral muscles due to her frequent practice of Bajiquan, even a skinny, untrained otaku would have a bigger bust than her.
This is no longer the point where a couple lies in bed at night and the baby wants to nurse, assuming both are fathers. This is the point where one person lies on their side in bed, and the baby can't even tell which side is the breast and which side is the back!
It's truly a heartbreaking story.
However, one day, a close friend from the "Gathering Hearts" faction told him that he seemed to have fallen for Kaguya Shinomiya.
How can you say that?! The movies you copied from me are crying, you bastard!
"Then let Azaki, who's in charge of general affairs, assign us some tasks~(^U^)ノ~"
Chika Fujiwara, the student council secretary and the daughter of a political family, meets Azami Kurosaki at a board game party and is impressed by his cheating skills. They then become friends who can exchange a few words.
Her family produced a prime minister, and her morals are even lower than Kurosaki Azami's. Kurosaki Azami has always felt that her system might be more suitable for her.
The first time he saw her, the system was so shocked that it rewarded him with a C-level boost to C-level Crimson King's stamina. Can you believe it?
Although I've been in contact with them for so long and haven't suffered much damage other than mental exhaustion, it's still best to be cautious.
In addition to himself, Kurosaki Azami, the student council's general affairs officer,
The biggest villain in this story, the Shuchiin Student Council, here to report!
After venting, the work still needs to be done.
"President, is it alright to hand over the karate club and kendo club to you?"
Sports clubs hold a high status in Shuchiin Academy and believe in the supremacy of the strong, so sending the president there can both show respect and maintain order.
"That's easy, don't worry."
"Then I'll leave the archery club and flower arrangement club to Shinomiya-kun."
Most of these clubs are for high-ranking members from the Imperial Academy; if Kaguya Shinomiya went there, she would just go on a rampage.
"Please rest assured, Kurosaki-kun, the Shinomiya family will always do things perfectly."
"Secretary Fujiwara, I'm entrusting all the cultural clubs, such as the board game club, the supernatural research club, and the anime club, to you."
"Okay, Azaki-kun... Ah, what about you, Azaki-kun? Don't you have any clubs to take charge of? How cunning! You're slacking off!"
"You weren't listening to the president properly, were you, Fujiwara... The 'Ocean Faction' is also involved in this funding battle."
"Ah! Could it be Lord Ji...!"
Even Kaguya Shinomiya's expression changed.
The maritime faction has always been a major problem for Shuchiin Academy, even giving the principal a headache.
Japan is an island nation, and its resource development and transportation heavily rely on the ocean. Therefore, the power of entrepreneurs in shipping and fishing should not be underestimated.
What happens when the children of these entrepreneurs get together?
This is the consequence of the maritime faction.
Led by the diving club, headed by Jujiro, the heir to a leading fishing family, these privileged children who make their living from the sea have formed a "marine faction." They engage in heavy drinking, striptease games, and forcibly recruit new members. It's said that last year, someone even got drunk and ran naked on campus. They do everything except what students are supposed to do, and even other major clubs in the student union dare not easily provoke them.
Last year, the Kendo Club sent over a dozen members to the Diving Club to persuade them to be kind. Only the vice president returned in tears; the other members didn't make it back to the classroom until the afternoon of the following day, supporting each other. Afterwards, strange rumors and gossip spread, including claims that they had been arrested and forced into prostitution.
"Kurosaki, how about I go help you... um... share some of the club duties?"
"No need, Chairman."
Kurosaki Azami's eyes were filled with determination.
"Although the Ocean Faction is formidable, it is actually a strong trunk with weak branches. All the other clubs respect Kotobuki Ryujiro's Diving Club. Once the Diving Club is dealt with, the other clubs will completely shut down."
A dark flame seemed to burn in his eyes.
"Once we get the Ocean faction under control, the student council's authority will increase significantly, the guys in various clubs who are getting in our way will shut up, and the obstacles to our work will be greatly reduced."
"To be honest, none of us expected the Maritime Faction to cause trouble, but this is also an opportunity!"
"If we win, we'll have everything!"
"Work related to the ocean faction should absolutely not be given to girls. Those two third-year students in the student council who are just going through the motions are not very useful. The president's prestige in other clubs is irreplaceable. Only I, as the 'executor,' can play the greatest role."
"My mind is made up! I'm going to the diving club tomorrow!"
"I, Azami Kurosaki, will be in charge of the 'Ocean Faction'!"
————————————————The Crimson King———————————————————
"President, is Kurosaki-kun... alright?"
"This guy... has a ton of tricks up his sleeve, he should be fine... right?"
Just as Kurosaki Azami understood him, Shirogane Miyuki also understood Kurosaki Azami.
He is usually very gentle, but he is willing to do anything, no matter how shameless, to achieve his goal.
For example, in junior high school, in order to ensure his class won the sports meet, he anonymously wrote love letters to the top player in the next class for almost half a month, pretending to be a girl. Then, he dumped him the day before the sports meet, and to this day, the other person has not discovered the truth.
Of all the dregs of humanity, the finest among dregs.
Dissecting this thing, there's no moisture left, just dregs.
If he didn't still have some principles, I'd be worried I'd see him at the International Criminal Court someday.
But it was precisely because he understood his bottom line that Shirogane Miyuki was willing to become his close friend and worry about him.
My best friend definitely had his own motives for taking on this task...
'But seriously, is this guy, Azami, really that passionate?'
Oh, that's okay.
This guy must have had this planned all along!
PS: At this time, Ishigami had not yet joined the student council, and the accountant and accounting inspector were both third-year students who had not appeared in the original work.
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