My sister never calls me brother.

"Isn't that my line from just now?! You're too cunning," Zhou Han said with a dark face, still gripping the chair tightly.

"It's not that I'm being cunning; I'm just thinking about Teacher Dong's health," Li Yang said earnestly.

"Your chuunibyou is contagious. For Teacher Dong's sake, just leave it with me." Zhou Han said with a forced smile.

Both of them held onto the chairs tightly, and the standoff continued.

What are those two idiots doing? Miyazaki Airi frowned.

Chapter 9 Youth Society

"Let go, you delusional chuunibyou..." Zhou Han said with a dark face.

"No, you release it first if you want to."

"Let's be fair then. I'll count to three, two, one, and we'll release them all at the same time, okay?"

“Okay…” Li Yang nodded.

Zhou Hai began the countdown.

"three."

"two."

"one!"

As a result... neither of them let go of the chairs they were holding, and Zhou Han and Li Yang gave each other an unpleasant look.

"Heh, I knew you wouldn't let go, you immature bastard." Zhou Han sneered, gritting his teeth.

"Fortunately, I was prepared in advance. I knew that the people of your Holy See were a bunch of hypocritical charlatans," Li Yang said bitterly.

"There's no other way, let's have a duel!" Zhou Han suggested.

"That's exactly what I was thinking. I don't know why, but I'm particularly annoyed with you today!" Li Yang said with a stern face.

"Um..." Teacher Dong Yingxue had been watching for a while and couldn't help but say, "It doesn't matter where I sit."

"Don't worry, Teacher Dong, I can kill this scum with one punch!" Zhou Han said fiercely.

"Hmph! Teacher Dong, calm down. I don't even need to lift a finger to teach this trash a lesson." Li Yang covered his left eye, looking like he was about to unleash a killing move.

Dong Yingxue rubbed her forehead, thinking, "I just came here to listen to a lecture, why is it so difficult?!"

Zhou Han rolled up his sleeves and shouted, "Prepare to die! You chuunibyou bastard!!!"

"Distant Norse gods! Be dominated by fear once more! The ultimate, unparalleled, unique, and absolutely unmatched summoning spell—in short, an incredibly powerful one! Come forth, my companion!" Li Yang picked up his backpack, unzipped it, and exclaimed, "Fenrir!"

The mongrel dressed as Superman jumped out, its red cape fluttering, exuding an aura of dominance.

"You think it's just a mere stray dog..."

"Wang!"

Before Zhou Han could finish speaking, the stray dog ​​jumped up and bit his head—

Zhou Han's expression froze, then she collapsed to the ground, her face deathly pale.

"You...you bastard, you...you actually released the dogs..."

No sooner had she finished speaking than Zhou Han's soul left her body, and she became completely unconscious.

The stray dog ​​perched on Zhou Han's head, wagging its tail and begging for a reward.

The day's course is over.

After school, Lin Nianwei carried her schoolbag and read a book as she passed a club activity room on the second floor.

But she didn't notice that the door to the club activity room was secretly opened, and the bespectacled man, thinking she was being spied on, gave her a wicked smile.

Lin Nianwei was completely unaware of all this. Before she knew it, the bespectacled man covered her mouth and dragged her into the club activity room.

Although the corridor was sparsely populated, Miyazaki Airi, who was hiding around the corner, saw everything this time. Luckily, she left a little later today.

What's happening?! This is the first time Miyazaki Airi has ever seen anything like this. Lin Nianwei has actually been kidnapped by a pervert!!!

"Does this kind of thing happen at school?" Miyazaki Airi hurried to the door of the activity room, pressing her ear against it to listen to what was happening inside...

After being bitten by a stray dog, Zhou Han was taken to the infirmary, where she slept for a day because the beds were quite comfortable.

At this moment, he was looking at the furtive Miyazaki Airi in the distance with a puzzled expression, wondering what she was up to.

What is this guy eavesdropping on? Why is his face red? Zhou Han walked behind Miyazaki Airi, picking his nose in confusion.

What's going on?! Is the soundproofing of this door too good? Why can't I hear anything? Miyazaki Airi was very anxious, her face flushed, and she subconsciously thought of some embarrassing scenes, such as... Activity Room Girl AVI.

Miyazaki Airi's Mind Theater--

In the cramped activity room, Lin Nianwei was tied up and her mouth was gagged, so she could only make "mmm" sounds to protest.

The lecherous-looking man with glasses grinned lewdly, reaching out his hand towards the pitiful-looking Lin Nianwei, "Let's do something fun, hehehe..."

No! No! I absolutely cannot let a young girl suffer such a terrible fate. Miyazaki Airi shook her head. As a righteous and beautiful girl, I must punish this pervert with an iron fist!

Airi Miyazaki was full of enthusiasm and was about to push open the door and rush in, but then she stopped, thinking, "Won't there be a lot of people inside? I can't fight them all by myself..."

After a moment's thought, she realized she should quickly find some help, and it would be best to bring the teacher along as well.

As soon as Miyazaki Airi turned around, she saw Zhou Han picking his nose and staring at her, which startled her so much that she screamed, "Whoa!"

Am I that disgusting? What are you yelling about? Zhou Han raised an eyebrow awkwardly.

"Perfect timing! Come with me and charge in." Miyazaki Airi grabbed Zhou Han's sleeve and started pulling.

Zhou Han didn't move, continuing to pick her nose, ignoring Miyazaki Airi's words.

"What are you standing there for?! Come with me!" Miyazaki Airi said angrily.

"Who are you, classmate? If I remember correctly, we don't know each other, do we?" Zhou Han still remembered his promise to Miyazaki Airi.

Miyazaki Airi's face darkened, and she stomped hard on Zhou Han's foot.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Zhou Han screamed in pain.

"It's just you and me in this corridor, what are you pretending for?! You idiot!" Miyazaki Airi yelled, hands on her hips.

Zhou Han was embarrassed. "Why didn't you say so earlier?! How would I have known if you hadn't told me!"

Who knew you were so slow!

"Get to the point! Why are you rushing in?!" Zhou Han's attitude wasn't very good.

"I saw Lin Nianwei being dragged inside by a pervert, and I have to go in to save her!" Miyazaki Airi explained.

"What?!" Zhou Han was struck dumb. Although her relationship with Lin Nianwei was a bit cold now, she couldn't just stand by and watch her die!

Zhou Han looked eager to try, "I'm ready! Open the door, I'm going to kill that pervert!!!"

Why does this idiot seem more motivated than me? But Miyazaki Airi didn't think much of it and continued, "I'll open the door, you rush in, and if there are too many people, you hold them off, understand?"

"No problem, I can take on ten of them!" Zhou Han rubbed his hands together, eager to try.

"Ten of them?!" Miyazaki Airi was stunned. "Didn't you realize you were defeated by a dog?"

Zhou Han's face immediately fell. "Can you please stop dampening my spirits at a time like this?"

"You didn't understand what I meant, did you?" Miyazaki Airi paused. "What I meant was, you go in and be the punching bag, take the beatings. As for teaching the pervert a lesson, leave that to me, understand?"

Zhou Han was exasperated, feeling looked down upon, but time was of the essence, so she quickly nodded, "Okay! I understand!"

"I'm going to open the door!" Miyazaki Airi was ready, and Zhou Han was already impatient.

With a bang, Airi Miyazaki kicked the door open and shouted righteously—

"Let go of that girl!!!"

But what Miyazaki Airi saw surprised her: the bespectacled man was kneeling before Lin Nianwei...

"Eh!!!" Miyazaki Airi's mind went blank. Something felt off. What... what's going on?! Why is this different from what I expected? Could it be that the "Activity Room Girl AVI" thing was all just my imagination?!

The bespectacled man looked up, adjusted his glasses, and asked in confusion, "Hey girl, who are you?"

"I......"

Before Miyazaki Airi could answer, Zhou Han rushed in.

"Go to hell! You bespectacled pervert!!!"

Zhou Han punched the bespectacled man hard in the face.

"Pfft—!" The bespectacled man spat out a mouthful of blood, spun around in the air like a top, and lay on the ground trembling uncontrollably.

"Are you alright?!" Zhou Han quickly asked Lin Nianwei.

Lin Nianwei glanced at him expressionlessly, then silently began reading her book without saying a word.

"Uh..." Zhou Han made a bitter face, thinking to herself, "I did save her, can't I at least say something?!"

"What have you done?!" Miyazaki Airi was getting a little frantic.

"What do you mean, what are you doing?" Zhou Han asked, confused. "Wasn't I following your plan?"

"Can't you even see the situation? If he's a pervert, why are you kneeling down?!" Miyazaki Airi was extremely annoyed. "Don't you ever think before you act?! Is your brain full of shit?!"

"So..." Zhou Han looked embarrassed, "we attacked the wrong person?"

"Don't drag me into this, you're the one who hit him." Miyazaki Airi distanced herself from the situation.

"..." Zhou Han was speechless. You're trying to distance yourself completely!

Lin Nianwei looked up at them curiously, wondering if they knew each other.

Twenty minutes later—

The bespectacled man's face was swollen like a pig's head. He sat in the chair, scrutinizing the three people in front of him: Zhou Han, Lin Nianwei, and Miyazaki Airi sitting in the middle.

"Where are you from?" the bespectacled man asked.

"Shut up!" Zhou Han shouted, taking out his notebook and pretending to take a statement. "We're interrogating you! Get your attitude straight. We won't wrong any innocent person, nor will we let any guilty person go free! Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely! Tell us all about your perverted actions and we'll try to get you lenient treatment!"

"Uh, okay." The bespectacled man was stunned, forgetting that he was the victim.

In order to clear himself of the fact that he had hit the wrong person, Zhou Han had no choice but to turn the tables and blame the other party.

Miyazaki Airi rolled her eyes, once again witnessing the audacity of Zhou Han.

Lin Nianwei read quietly without saying a word.