My sister never calls me brother.

Zhou Han didn't know how to answer for a long time. Perhaps Lin Nianwei was right. It was jealousy that was acting up. He was actually very jealous that others had a complete family while he didn't, but he was unwilling to admit it.

"Let's go! Never see you again!" Zhou Han shouted at Lin Nianwei's retreating figure. "I can play by myself, I can be Ultraman every day! I'm having so much fun!!!"

On the playground, Zhou Han stood alone, talking to himself like a madman.

Zhou Han gathered her thoughts and turned over in bed.

What's so great about being happy! Playing by myself is actually incredibly boring, I really don't want to think about these things!

If only I had apologized to Lin Nianwei back then, things wouldn't be like this now, with my pride getting the better of me again.

It could also be jealousy.

Chapter Eight: The Chair War

Lying in bed, Zhou Han tried to stop thinking about her elementary school days, but she couldn't understand why Lin Nianwei's ideal deskmate was her. Her endless pondering only led her to one conclusion—

She pitied herself.

Zhou Han felt awkward after reaching this conclusion. He thought to himself, "If only I could have a proper talk with her..."

Zhou Han remembered the egg from last night that could hatch into a beautiful girl. She took out her phone, brought up the page, and saw that the egg, which was pure white yesterday, now had fine patterns growing on it.

"Can this egg really hatch into a beautiful girl?" Zhou Han frowned in doubt, but still took good care of it for a while.

After taking care of him, Zhou Han got up to go to the bathroom. This was his habit; he always had to go to the bathroom before going to bed, otherwise he wouldn't be able to sleep soundly.

Zhou Han swaggered open the bathroom door, only to find it completely white inside. Miyazaki Airi was naked, drying her hair, looking like she had just finished taking a bath.

"You...you...you...how did you get in?! I locked the door!!!" Miyazaki Airi, with lightning speed, wrapped herself in a bath towel, her face so red it looked like it could bleed.

Seeing this, Zhou Han broke out in a cold sweat. Oh no! He'd forgotten that the bathroom door was broken, and besides, he no longer lived in the house; who was usually there when he came in...?

"The door...the door is broken..." Zhou Han stared at the ceiling, trying to get rid of all the blame.

"You...you...you saw it, didn't you!?" Miyazaki Airi questioned.

"No... I don't see it! It's all water vapor."

"Lies!" Miyazaki Airi stared intently at Zhou Han. "Your tone even wavered!"

"Tch! What a hassle!" Zhou Han curled her lip. "What's so interesting about a flat-chested girl? She clearly has nothing to offer, yet she acts like she's getting the short end of the stick..."

Zhou Han spoke his mind directly, and Miyazaki Airi looked at him in disbelief, never expecting that there could be such a shameless person in the world.

"You...you you you..." Miyazaki Airi pointed at Zhou Han, her words incoherent.

"Alright! Alright! If you feel like you're getting the short end of the stick..." Zhou Han said as she took off her clothes, "I'll take everything off so you can see me, okay? Is that fair now?"

"You, you, you..." Miyazaki Airi felt so angry that her head was spinning.

Zhou Han had only taken off half of her clothes when she felt a gust of wind blow against her face.

"Go to hell! You idiot!!!" Miyazaki Airi punched Zhou Han to the ground, knocking him unconscious. "Who...who wants to see you?!"

Miyazaki Airi stomped hard on Zhou Han, who was sprawled on the ground, and returned to her room, yelling, "Bastard! Go to hell!"

With a bang, Miyazaki Airi slammed the door shut.

The next morning.

"Hey! Get up!"

When Miyazaki Airi woke up early in the morning, she saw Zhou Han still lying in front of the bathroom door. It seemed that after being knocked unconscious last night, he had slept here all night.

Zhou Han opened his eyes groggily, only to see that Miyazaki Airi had already washed up and dressed, and was stomping on his face with her feet, which were wearing black over-the-knee socks.

But that's not the point. The point is that Zhou Han's current angle of view is exactly what he sees under Miyazaki Airi's skirt. He feels very embarrassed and looks away.

"Say something! Play dead! You'll be late if you don't get up!" Miyazaki Airi wondered why Zhou Han was so slow today.

"Do you think I don't want to get up?!" Zhou Han said dejectedly. "Why don't you take your foot off my face first?!"

"Ah...sorry!" Miyazaki Airi put her foot down. "It felt really comfortable stepping on it."

Zhou Han's face darkened, and he stood up from the ground. Miyazaki Airi glanced at him.

"Pfft, hahaha..." Miyazaki Airi suddenly burst into laughter after reading Zhou Han's article.

Zhou Han looked puzzled. "What are you laughing at?"

"N-nothing..." Miyazaki Airi's eyes darted away as she put on her brown leather shoes as if she were running away. "I have to go now. Before I leave, let me give you some kind advice."

"Don't look in the mirror, goodbye!"

After Miyazaki Airi finished speaking, she left. Zhou Han scratched his head, feeling that she seemed rather suspicious today.

"What's going on? Something's weird today," Zhou Han muttered as she went to the bathroom to wash up, only to be met with a scream.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh—!" Zhou Han was startled when he saw himself in the mirror in the bathroom. His left cheek was swollen and red because he had been hit by Miyazaki Airi the night before.

At this moment, Zhou Han looked like Pigsy's head, so much so that she didn't even need to wear makeup.

"My face is so handsome it could blow away any superstar! How am I supposed to make a living off my looks?!"

Gu Bai arrived early from Class 3, Grade 2. A group of people surrounded him, chatting and laughing. Lin Nianwei quietly walked in while looking at her book.

"Good morning! Desk mate, did you arrive just in time?" Gu Bai waved and greeted him.

"Hmm." Lin Nianwei didn't even turn her head, just gave a soft "hmm" and returned to her seat.

"Ha...ha..." Gu Bai laughed awkwardly, but suddenly saw a bespectacled boy sneaking around the classroom door, secretly watching Lin Nianwei in the distance with a glint in his eyes.

The mysterious bespectacled man watched for a while and then left. Gu Bai withdrew his gaze, not thinking much of it, assuming he was probably a boy from another class who had come to see him because of his reputation.

Wang Qianqian looked at Gu Bai and then at Lin Nianwei, and said, "What kind of attitude is that! It's infuriating."

"Never mind..." Gu Bai said with a smile, "She didn't mean any harm."

"He's here! Gu Bai is shining with saintly brilliance today!" Feng Jiarui said in a strange tone, deliberately raising her voice to attract the attention of those around her.

"What kind of tone is that? Is this a stand-up comedy routine?" Gu Bai was amused.

The people around him laughed along. Feng Jiarui scratched his head, feigning surprise, "So I actually have this talent!?"

What talent! He was just deliberately trying to attract attention, putting on an act, his acting was exaggerated. Zhou Han walked in at some point and happened to see Feng Jiarui, this annoying little blond guy.

"Good morning! Zhou..." Gu Bai was about to greet him when he saw Zhou Han's face, which was swollen like a pig's head. "What happened to your face?"

"Pfft, hahaha..." Wang Qianqian and Feng Jiarui both clutched their stomachs and burst into laughter.

Zhou Han's facial muscles twitched a few times, indicating she was a little angry.

"I bumped into it by accident," Zhou Han replied.

"It's best to apply ice; it will help reduce the swelling faster," Gu Bai suggested.

"No need! The swelling will go down and it'll be about the same as it is now. You look great now and it's quite distinctive!" Wang Qianqian said sarcastically with a smile.

"Bajie! Where did Master go?" Feng Jiarui struck a pose like Sun Wukong.

"Tsk!" Zhou Han couldn't hold back any longer and took a step forward, wanting to fight.

"Class monitor."

Suddenly, Miyazaki Airi walked over and said, "I wrote down the class list last night. Do you think it's okay?"

Gu Bai glanced at it and said, "Okay, I'm sorry to leave such a troublesome task to you."

"It's okay!" Miyazaki Airi waved her hand with a smile.

Zhou Han didn't say anything and silently returned to her seat.

Miyazaki seems to be enjoying himself. For some reason, Zhou Han felt a little uncomfortable. Why can he smile so naturally at other people, but give me a sour face...?

"Whoa!" Li Yang was about to turn around and chat with Zhou Han when he was startled by Zhou Han's pig-like face.

"What the hell! It's like seeing something disgusting." Zhou Han complained, thinking, "I haven't even complained about you being a chuunibyou yet! And you're already complaining about me?"

"Hmph!" Li Yang said coolly, covering his left eye. "Cursed by the orcs, huh? I never thought you, a lackey of the Holy See, would end up like this. It's all retribution!"

"Shut up." Zhou Han said with a poker face.

"But you're lucky. I'm the most merciful of all the Demon Kings, so I'll help you." Li Yang ripped off his eyepatch, revealing his scarlet left eye, and waved his hand, "Universal, Super Invincible, Unparalleled, Unique, One of a Kind, Absolutely Unmatched—In short, the most awesome Purifying Light!!!"

A blinding light shone on Zhou Han's face. "This...this is! No way!? This is..."

“A flashlight…” Zhou Han said expressionlessly.

Li Yang put away his flashlight, put on his blindfold, and said, "Hmph! You'd better pray for yourself, this king is powerless to help you!"

Zhou Han's face darkened, feeling disgusted as if she had swallowed a fly.

After the class bell rang, the homeroom teacher, Zhang Qiang, came in and said, "Your music teacher, Dong Yingxue, will be coming to observe the class in a little while, so everyone be enthusiastic."

The students responded.

Zhou Han thought to herself, "I hope the teachers observing the class won't sit here with me."

Miyazaki Airi quietly moved the chair used by the teachers attending the class and placed it next to Zhou Han.

Just what I feared most has come to pass! Zhou Han said with a dark face, "Hey, put the chair somewhere else. There are teachers next to us, and I'm too embarrassed to sleep here."

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Zhou Han, curled her lips, and said disdainfully, "Who cares about you?"

What's with this guy's attitude?! Zhou Han raised an eyebrow.

Zhou Han looked at the chair and kicked it to the side next to Li Yang.

"What are you doing, you lackey of the Vatican? This chair should be with you, shouldn't it?" Li Yang pushed the chair back.

“My seat is next to the trash can, the air is bad, and it will affect the mood of the teachers attending the class. Your seat is much better.” Zhou Han kicked the chair over again.

"Don't worry! The teachers attending the class won't mind! I assure you!" Li Yang pushed his chair back.

“You’re clean, but mine is dirty,” Zhou Han continued kicking the chair.

The two of them talked back and forth, pushing their chairs around, neither wanting the teacher observing the class to sit next to them.

After a while, the previously noisy classroom suddenly fell silent because...

Ms. Dong arrived. As soon as she entered, she had long, wavy brown hair, wore black stockings and an office lady outfit, and her breasts were something that these teenage girls couldn't compare to.

"So beautiful..." Zhou Han was stunned.

"Ahem!" Zhou Han coughed lightly. "I've been thinking about it. The chair is already here, so I've decided to take responsibility for it. I'll give it to me!"

"What are you talking about? Your place is next to the trash can, the air is bad there, just put it here." Li Yang held onto the chair tightly.