My sister never calls me brother.

Airi Miyazaki ignored him and closed her bedroom door.

Zhou Han sighed. He could only rely on himself. He held a mirror in his left hand and a cotton swab in his right, and shakily applied the medicine to his face. But his hand trembled and he stuck the cotton swab into his nostril.

"Ugh! Ugh!" Zhou Han cried out in pain, covering her nose.

After painstakingly applying the medicine, Zhou Han returned to her room, turned on her computer, logged into her communication software, and prepared to play some games before going to sleep.

But who knew that as soon as I logged into the messaging app, someone would add me as a friend.

Zhou Han paused for a moment, clicked confirm, and asked directly—

Who are you?

After a while, the other party replied.

Even if I told you, you wouldn't know.

Zhou Han paused for a moment, then thought about it.

"Goodbye forever, bye-bye, blocked."

Without saying a word, Zhou Han immediately deleted and blocked the friend, acting very decisively. Then she prepared to play a game for a while, but soon someone else added her as a friend.

Who are you?

Even if I told you, you wouldn't know.

Zhou Han frowned and replied with her head down.

"Who are you? What do you want?"

Zhou Han glanced at the level of the person opposite him; it was the lowest level, clearly a newly created alt account.

A flash of gold appeared on the phone on the table, and Elizabeth flew out, landing on Zhou Han's shoulder. Looking at the computer, she asked, "What happened?"

"There's this crazy guy who keeps adding me as a friend, and he's so secretive about who he is," Zhou Han said helplessly.

“That’s easy, I’ll check for you.” Elizabeth closed her eyes, then quickly opened them and said, “This person is Lin Nianwei.”

"What!?" Zhou Han was shocked. "Really?"

"Tsk! That wicked master actually doesn't believe me." Elizabeth snapped her fingers. "See for yourself..."

The computer desktop started playing an automatic video, and Lin Nianwei appeared wearing glasses, seemingly in front of the computer.

"Pfft—!" Zhou Han was startled. "It really is?!"

Lin Nianwei started typing on the keyboard, and her mysterious friend replied.

"I'm Yao Xiaorui's friend, and I have something I'd like to ask you."

Zhou Han was taken aback, thinking, "You're not familiar with Yao Xiaorui, are you? Why don't you just ask me directly instead of being so mysterious?"

"Ask away," Zhou Han replied. He didn't want to expose Lin Nianwei; he wanted to see what she was up to.

"Are you dating Yao Xiaorui?" Lin Nianwei replied.

"No! Who's dating her?" Zhou Han replied.

"I happened to see you two at the school gate today... um..." Lin Nianwei replied.

"I don't know either. Yao Xiaorui's behavior was very strange today. I think she's trying to harm me." Zhou Han replied with a serious expression.

Lin Nianwei didn't reply again, appearing to be thinking on screen. After a while, she replied—

"I understand, goodbye forever, bye-bye, blocked."

My friends and chat windows disappeared in an instant, and even Elizabeth's live stream footage vanished.

"I blocked you once, so you have to come back to me?" Zhou Han was speechless. She thought to herself, "Why are you being so mysterious about this? Why don't you just ask me directly?"

Zhou Han couldn't understand why.

“Master, your organization’s designated email address just received an email,” Elizabeth suddenly said.

"Let me see," Zhou Han said.

Elizabeth snapped her fingers, projecting the email content directly in front of Zhou Han.

Zhou Han glanced at it and muttered to himself—

"Oh, I see..."

The next day after school, Zhou Han pushed open the door to the activity room. Almost everyone was there, except for Song Mingyuan.

"Where is the regimental commander?" Zhou Han asked.

“Master went to deliver the interview transcripts…” Lilith said, showing her little tiger teeth.

“I see…” Zhou Han paused, closed the door, and said, “I received an anonymous request yesterday…”

"Oh?" Miyazaki Airi stopped flirting with Lin Nianwei and asked, "What request?"

Zhou Han put down her schoolbag, pulled out a chair, and said, "I'll read it to you..."

He took out his phone and read aloud: "Hello everyone at Seigaku Agency, I am a second-year male student. I recently got a girlfriend and we get along very well, but I have found that my male friends are distancing themselves from me. I am excluded from many activities. I feel like I am being isolated by them, so I would like to ask you all how to resolve this issue? Some people have told me to break up with my girlfriend, but I don't want to do that."

"I'm done reading." Zhou Han put away her phone.

Lilith shook the tuft of hair on her head, then suddenly raised her hand and said, "I have a solution!"

"What method?" Zhou Han was surprised that Lilith had come up with a solution so quickly.

"Just hang out with your buddies! Who needs a girlfriend? Pfft pfft pfft..." Lilith grinned, showing her fangs.

Zhou Han was speechless and said—

"If you don't want to help, then don't cause trouble. Go play in the mud."

"Tch~" Lilith pouted in dissatisfaction.

Chapter Fifty-Five: Lin Nianwei is as sharp as a knife

"Being rejected by others just for dating? That's strange, is it jealousy?" Miyazaki Airi said.

"Probably. Most guys don't have girlfriends, so they can usually get along well. But if someone suddenly gets a girlfriend, then he's an oddball..." Zhou Han paused, then said, "You have one, I don't, so I just don't like the look of you..."

"You seem to really understand..." Airi Miyazaki said with a dry laugh, "But you don't have a girlfriend."

"So what if I don't have a girlfriend? Does that mean I have no right to speak?" Zhou Han said discontentedly. "It's the same as resentment towards the rich. Do you even need to think about it?"

"Heh..." Miyazaki Airi sneered, "You look like you've got an idea?"

"Of course I have one!" Zhou Han paused, then said, "Just break up with his girlfriend!"

"What kind of terrible idea is this? I don't want to break up..." Miyazaki Airi's face fell. Who knows what kind of shocking statement this idiot could come up with.

"Isn't this great?" Zhou Han said with a serious expression. "If he chooses a girlfriend but not a gay friend, is he even human?"

"Your expression was spot on, I almost believed it..." Miyazaki Airi was speechless.

"Senior Zhou, are you gay?" Lilith asked, showing her little tiger teeth.

"No..." Zhou Hansheng replied listlessly, thinking to himself, why is the word "gay" associated with me...?

"So, between a best friend and a girlfriend, you'd choose your best friend?" Miyazaki Airi asked.

"Sorry, I'm choosing a girlfriend," Zhou Han replied expressionlessly.

"Then why did you tell them to break up?" Miyazaki Airi didn't understand.

"Can he be compared to me? I don't have a girlfriend," Zhou Han said helplessly.

"To put it bluntly, you're just like those other people, jealous, huh?" Miyazaki Airi said with a look of disdain.

"Who...who's jealous..." Zhou Han's eyes darted away.

"Oh ho~" Miyazaki Airi mocked Zhou Han.

"What kind of tone is that?" Zhou Han looked at Miyazaki Airi with displeasure.

"Hmph~" Miyazaki Airi tilted her head back, ignoring Zhou Han.

Lilith shook the ahoge on her head, glancing at Zhou Han one moment and Miyazaki Airi the next, her mind full of questions.

"Regarding this matter..." Lin Nianwei closed the book, looked up and said, "You're all thinking too one-sidedly. There are many reasons why a client might be isolated by their friends, and being jealous of someone's romantic relationship is just the most obvious one..."

"Perhaps the client unintentionally boasted to his friends about having a girlfriend because of his own reasons; or perhaps his friends liked the client's girlfriend and therefore developed hostility towards him; or perhaps, although the chances are very small, his friends simply love him..." Lin Nianwei finished speaking.

"The last one... what does that mean?" Miyazaki Airi had a bad feeling.

“It’s homosexuality,” Lin Nianwei said expressionlessly.

"Pfft—!" Zhou Han was startled. The thought of a group of rough men eyeing the client's anus was terrifying...

Airi Miyazaki thought for a moment and asked, "Could it be that his friends don't want to disturb his love life, so they're isolating him?"

"No..." Lin Nianwei paused, then said, "How can someone who excludes the client from the event still be considered a friend?"

“That makes sense…” Miyazaki Airi nodded, then asked, “Is there a solution?”

Zhou Han quickly took out paper and pen, ready to take notes.

"First, if it's just a superficial relationship that's causing jealousy, then make it a secret relationship, or find a partner for each of your friends; second, if the client is showing off, then advise them to stop this behavior and never mention their relationship when interacting with others; third, if their friends like their partner, then let them show their affection openly, and normal people will back off; fourth, homosexuality..." Lin Nianwei paused, thought for a moment, "...that really depends on the client themselves..."

“If you truly love each other, go to places like Denmark or Norway, where homosexuality is legal, hehehehe…” Lilith suddenly interjected, laughing mischievously.

Zhou Han looked at Lilith with a blank expression, thinking to herself, "She's so young, what's she thinking about all day long?"

"It's getting late, I'll head back now," Lin Nianwei said before leaving.

“I’m going back too…” Miyazaki Airi picked up her schoolbag and left.

"Miyazaki-senpai, wait for me!" Lilith chased after her.

Zhou Han paused, looked around, and realized he was the only one left in the club. He muttered to himself, "They didn't even offer to help me, sigh..."

He sighed, deciding to finish the commission before leaving. He organized the reply to the commission and edited it all on his phone.

After a while, Zhou Han silently clicked send email and said, "Done, let's go home..."

Zhou Han picked up his schoolbag, about to leave, when he noticed a pink-covered book where Lin Nianwei had been sitting. Curious, he walked over, picked it up, and looked at the title—

My Childhood Sweetheart Fell in Love with Me

What... what kind of book title is this?! Zhou Han was speechless and casually flipped through the synopsis.

"Isn't this a Mary Sue novel?! Whose is it?! Could it be... Lin Nianwei's?" Zhou Han thought, completely bewildered. "Doesn't Lin Nianwei only read world classics like Jane Eyre? How could she be reading something like this?"