My sister never calls me brother.

Lin Nianwei looked up at the two of them with a puzzled expression.

Chapter 53 Dog Food Mini-Theater

"Does Miyazaki-san have anything he/she would like to say to the students of Jinteng Academy?" Xu Zheng asked.

“Hmm…” Miyazaki Airi thought for a moment and said with a smile, “I want to tell everyone…”

"Ahem!" Song Mingyuan coughed from the side and winked at Miyazaki Airi.

Miyazaki Airi glanced at Song Mingyuan indifferently, pursed her lips, and ignored him.

“I want to say…” Miyazaki Airi continued answering the question.

"Hey~" Song Mingyuan suddenly interrupted Miyazaki Airi, scratching his head and saying in a strange, high-pitched voice, "Seigaku Agency accepts all kinds of requests. We now offer three methods of request: face-to-face meetings, letters, and emails, to help everyone solve all kinds of troubles."

Zhou Han was exasperated, thinking, "They're still thinking about inserting ads at a time like this? Could it be that they accepted my suggestion in the first place just to get free publicity now?"

Xu Zheng turned around and looked at Song Mingyuan with a puzzled expression.

“Continue the interview, continue, continue…” Song Mingyuan said shamelessly.

Airi Miyazaki frowned, sighed, and said listlessly, "Seigaku Agency accepts all kinds of requests. We're currently offering three methods: face-to-face meetings, letters, and emails, to help everyone solve various problems. We hope for your continued support..."

"Clap clap clap..." Song Mingyuan clapped enthusiastically, tears streaming down his face, and said, "That's so well said, I'm so moved I could cry..."

"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly and glared at Song Mingyuan.

Xu Zheng silently took notes, and the interview was actually over, but he still had his own thoughts. He continued to ask, "Does Miyazaki-san have a crush on anyone?"

"Hmm..." Miyazaki Airi thought for a moment, then suddenly Zhou Han's image flashed through her mind for some reason. She quickly tapped her head, thinking, "Why did I suddenly think of that idiot? I must have been so annoyed by him lately that I've lost my mind..."

"Not yet...," Miyazaki Airi replied.

Xu Zheng was overjoyed and quickly asked, "Then what does Miyazaki-san think of me...?"

"Senior Zhou! Senior Zhou!" Lilith suddenly jumped out, holding a figurine, interrupting Xu Zheng.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Han looked at Lilith.

“You can take off this doll’s underwear, pfft pfft pfft…” Lilith said, shaking her ahoge (cowlick).

"What's so strange about that? I've seen people strip naked all the time..." Zhou Han recalled the first day he came to the club, when he stripped Song Mingyuan's wife completely naked.

Zhou Han took the figurine and, without any hesitation, turned it upside down to look under the skirt, sneering, "Oh~ it's blue and white striped, isn't it..."

Airi Miyazaki raised an eyebrow, stood up and walked straight towards Zhou Han, snatched the figurine from him, and punched Zhou Han on the head.

"Ouch!" Zhou Han clutched her head, angrily exclaiming, "What are you doing?!"

"Can you please stop doing such perverted things?" Miyazaki Airi said with a dark face.

"Just a toy..."

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi started arguing again for no apparent reason.

It was clearly an argument, but to Xu Zheng, who was watching from the sidelines, it wasn't like that at all; he was enacting a little drama in his mind—

"Idiot..." Miyazaki Airi blushed slightly and lightly slapped Zhou Han's chest. "Don't do such embarrassing things, and don't be shy..."

"I...I'm sorry..." Zhou Han blushed, scratched her head, and said, "If you don't like it, I won't do it again next time."

"Mmm." Miyazaki Airi gave a soft "Mmm" and nodded.

The two radiated the glow of love, mercilessly tormenting the single people around them.

Xu Zheng was so angry at his own overthinking that he almost vomited blood. He completely ignored the fact that Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi were currently exchanging barbs and insults. His hatred for Zhou Han reached its peak, and they instantly became mortal enemies.

Airi Miyazaki angrily sat back down in her seat, still fuming with her arms crossed.

Zhou Han also caught his breath. After arguing for so long, his mouth was dry. He happened to see a cup of tea next to Xu Zheng. It had been cold for a while, so the temperature was just right. He picked up the teacup without hesitation and drank it all in one gulp.

Xu Zheng felt as if he'd been struck by lightning. He thought angrily, "Not only are you flirting with my goddess, but you even drank the tea she made for me?! I didn't even dare drink it! This is outrageous!"

Zhou Han licked her lips, feeling completely satisfied, but then she inadvertently saw Xu Zheng staring at her with murderous intent, and her hatred level skyrocketed.

What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? Did I offend him? Zhou Han was full of questions.

After calming down, Miyazaki Airi said to Xu Zheng, "What were you going to ask just now?"

"I want to ask, if it were a guy like me, you..." Xu Zheng quickly answered, blushing and a little nervous.

"Ouch!" Zhou Han cried out in pain, covering her left eye.

Xu Zheng raised an eyebrow, thinking to himself, "Was this bastard interrupting me on purpose?"

"What's wrong?" Miyazaki Airi asked.

"Is he having a fit of chuunibyou?" Song Mingyuan interjected.

"Did I get my comeuppance for looking under a figure's skirt?" Lilith shook the ahoge on her head.

“You…you all…” Zhou Han frowned and said, “I’m too lazy to talk about you all…”

Airi Miyazaki stood up, removed Zhou Han's hand, and looked carefully at his eyes, which were quite red and swollen.

“It looks like it’s a bit inflamed…” Miyazaki Airi said.

"How ruthless did you have to be..." Zhou Han was speechless.

"Just put some ice on it and it'll be fine, it's not that serious," Miyazaki Airi said, pouting.

"That's easy for you to say..." Zhou Han's face darkened.

Zhou Han and Miyazaki Airi's faces were rather close, but neither of them thought much of it. However, Xu Zheng, who was watching, overthought it, and a little drama was playing out in his mind—

Miyazaki Airi gently held Zhou Han's face close to hers and said softly, "It's okay, it's just inflamed. I'll put some ice on it when we get home..."

"Really? That's good." Zhou Han chuckled.

"You idiot, can't you be a little more careful? You're always making me worry..." Miyazaki Airi said, blushing.

"I won't do it again next time, sorry." Zhou Han scratched his head.

The two started exchanging loving glances and began showering each other with affection again...

Xu Zheng was so angry at his own overthinking that he instinctively snapped the pen in his hand. A wave of resentment washed over him. "God! Why did you have to throw an obstacle in my path of love? What did I do wrong?!"

"Waaaaah!" Xu Zheng's heart was filled with overwhelming sorrow, and he burst into tears.

Everyone was completely bewildered and had no idea what had happened.

"What's wrong? Why did he run out crying?" Miyazaki Airi asked, puzzled.

"I don't know..." Song Mingyuan was also puzzled.

"Pfft, pfft, pfft..." Lilith covered her mouth and chuckled.

"That Zhou Han! I'm not done with you!!! Waaaaah—!" Xu Zheng's tearful voice echoed down the corridor.

Zhou Han looked at everyone present, her mind a complete blank, and shrugged, saying—

"Can anyone tell me what happened? What's going on? I've been targeted by people for no reason..."

Lin Nianwei looked up at Zhou Han and silently shook her head.

Chapter 54 Mysterious Netizen

Everyone was completely baffled by Xu Zheng's inexplicable reaction.

Song Mingyuan picked up the interview notes and said helplessly, "Never mind, I'll just send the notes over tomorrow..."

Lilith stared intently at the camera Xu Zheng had just dropped, then kept calling out, "Master! Master! Camera! There's a camera!"

Song Mingyuan picked up the camera and looked at it, then looked down at Lilith, who was shaking her ahoge with hopeful eyes, and smiled.

After a while—

Everyone gathered in front of the Seigaku office.

"Everyone, gather around, let's take a group photo," Song Mingyuan urged.

"Let's take pictures! Let's take pictures! Puff puff puff..." Lilith looked very happy.

"Do I need to put on some makeup or something in this condition..." Zhou Han pointed to her injured eye.

"No need! Who would look at you?" Song Mingyuan was speechless.

Everyone gathered together, stood in line, and looked at the camera. Song Mingyuan began the countdown.

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"Click!"

The camera flashed white light.

night.

Airi Miyazaki applied medicine to Zhou Han's eye sockets using a first-aid kit.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" Zhou Han cried out in pain.

“Honestly…” Miyazaki Airi complained, “He has no manliness at all.”

"It's easy for you to talk when you're not the one experiencing it..." Zhou Han said with a bitter face, "Why don't you give it a try?"

"I didn't hit you on purpose, you brought it all on yourself." Miyazaki Airi completely absolved herself of any blame.

"What?" Zhou Han looked at Miyazaki Airi incredulously and said, "What's wrong with me wanting to win?"

"So you're going to bully Vi-chan? That's shameless!" Miyazaki Airi's face darkened.

"Giving your all in a competition is a sign of respect for others," Zhou Han said with righteous indignation.

Miyazaki Airi was speechless, thinking to herself, "No wonder he's so unpopular with women..."

“I did my best out of respect, so I don’t need to feel guilty about you getting hurt. As for this medicine…” Miyazaki Airi paused, pushed the medicine box in front of Zhou Han, and said, “You should apply it yourself. Goodbye!”

It looks like Airi Miyazaki is going to sleep.

"Hey! I can't see my own face!" Zhou Han said quickly.

"Can't you look in the mirror?" Miyazaki Airi asked without turning her head.

“I have an eye injury, so I have difficulty seeing at a distance,” Zhou Han added.