My sister never calls me brother.

In the darkness, a golden light appeared, gradually growing larger, and the golden data stream formed a long tail.

An ordinary mobile phone emitted several beams of light, transforming into a holographic projection. A pure white figure, flashing with golden light, rushed out!

"No...no way!" Zhou Han almost dropped her jaw in shock.

With long silver hair, headphones, and golden data cicada wings, she is the beautiful girl in the chubby girl's photo!

Although it is only about 20 centimeters long, it looks lifelike under holographic projection.

The girl gave Zhou Han a cute military salute, blinked, and said—

"Elizabeth, the elf who controls the internet! I've successfully lost weight! I'm here to formally report to my wicked master! Hehe!"

Chapter Twelve: What are you yelling about?!

Zhou Han remained silent, simply watching Elizabeth. It was the first time in his life he had witnessed something so miraculous, and it seemed utterly unbelievable.

"Hmph!" Elizabeth snorted, brimming with confidence. "Finally, he's captivated by my beauty? Beauty really does need a backdrop. First, I'll show this fool my unattractive side to lower his expectations. Once they're at their peak, I'll personally reveal my true form. The contrast will highlight my beauty, comparable to Aphrodite's. He must be completely infatuated by me now, right? Winning over a teenage boy is a piece of cake! Oh ho ho ho..."

Elizabeth couldn't help but imagine a little drama unfolding in her mind—

As Zhou Han was leaving school, she saw Elizabeth as soon as she stepped out of the school gate; her charming silver hair danced in the wind.

Wow! This is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life! I must marry you!

“No, that won’t do.” Elizabeth tossed her shimmering silver hair with captivating charm and said with difficulty, “After all, I’m the little, chubby girl you’ve been talking about, I’m not good enough for you.”

"Aaaaaah—!" Zhou Han pounded her chest and stamped her feet, saying regretfully, "Damn it!!! Why did I miss out on such a beautiful girl! I feel like dying!"

"Oh ho ho ho—" Elizabeth covered her mouth and laughed triumphantly, completely unaware that Zhou Han was expressionless the whole time.

Since just now, this chubby girl who has lost weight has been giggling nonstop. Is there something wrong with her brain? Or is her program malfunctioning? Zhou Han was very puzzled.

Driven by curiosity, Zhou Han reached out to touch the magical mobile phone pet, but unexpectedly, it passed right through Elizabeth's body.

"Hmm? There's no real feeling of touching it..." Zhou Han looked at his hands.

“You wicked master, don’t waste your energy.” Elizabeth crossed her arms, floating in mid-air, and said arrogantly, “My current appearance is just a virtual holographic image. I have no real body. My true form is made up of a huge amount of data and is stored in your phone.”

"You mean the real you, in my phone?" Zhou Han pointed to her phone.

“That’s right.” Elizabeth nodded, fluttering her golden data cicada wings and circling Zhou Han once, but suddenly the originally perfect projection began to show black and white snowflakes and made a hissing sound.

"Tsk!" Elizabeth clicked her tongue in dissatisfaction, looking at her hand as it was gradually corroded by the black and white snowflakes.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Han asked in surprise when he saw Elizabeth's body, which suddenly resembled a black and white image on an old television.

"It's nothing serious, just that my phone is almost out of battery." Elizabeth transformed into a golden ray of light, entered the phone, and appeared on the screen. "Moving around outside the phone drains the battery quickly. If the phone runs out of power, I won't be able to do anything, so..."

"You wicked master, am I even worthy of the title 'beautiful girl' now?" Elizabeth deliberately turned her body to the side, showing off her curves.

It would have been better if they hadn't shown it, but once they did, Zhou Han noticed something amiss.

Why aren't you saying anything? It seems you've run out of adjectives to praise my beauty, Elizabeth thought to herself, stealing a glance at Zhou Han.

“Stare—” Zhou Han stared at Elizabeth with a dark face, just like the expression he always had when he threw his phone.

"Hey!" Elizabeth exclaimed, embarrassed. "What's with that expression? You're not satisfied yet, are you?!"

Zhou Han gave a forced smile, then raised her phone and slammed it to the ground.

"Ah—!" Elizabeth screamed, then flew into a rage and protested wildly, "I can't take it anymore! You brat! I'm already in this state! What else do you want?! I've never seen such a difficult master as you!"

"You clearly tricked me, and when I caught you, you still wouldn't admit it," Zhou Han sneered.

"Wh...what kind of trick is this?!" Elizabeth was taken aback. Could it be that he had discovered all her plans? When did he become so clever?

"Your breasts aren't nearly as big as they look in the photos! Aren't you just trying to trick me?"

"Heh, I was such an idiot for thinking he was so smart!" Elizabeth thought to herself with a self-deprecating laugh.

“That was…” Elizabeth paused, then said, “That was because I lost weight… I lost it!”

"Are you looking down on me?! Do you think I'm stupid?!" Zhou Han was getting a little frantic. "I've never heard of losing weight and getting rid of breasts before!"

"Tch!" Elizabeth also felt that this lie was a bit outrageous.

"Who doesn't Photoshop their photos these days? What's the big deal?" Elizabeth pouted and said, "But why are you so obsessed with breasts?"

"I didn't!" Zhou Han pretended not to know and denied it.

“Then I’ll check it myself.” After saying that, a blue data stream like a waterfall appeared behind Elizabeth. She closed her eyes slightly, as if sensing something.

In less than three seconds, she opened her eyes, looked at Zhou Han mockingly, and said, "You visited H websites 13 times this month, spending about 30 minutes each time, looking at content related to breasts. You also have four breast-themed AVs on your computer, with durations of 123 minutes, 116 minutes, 127 minutes, and 90 minutes respectively. Two of them have already been downloaded and are in a hidden folder on your C drive; the unlock password is ****. The other two are not finished downloading, at 37% and 74% progress respectively. As for the content and names, I won't say; they're too obscene. Hehe, finally..."

"Just a friendly reminder, your Leijun membership expires in 4 hours and 21 minutes, so you'd better hurry up and download it."

Zhou Han was dumbfounded, completely baffled as to why this mysterious mobile phone pet had stripped away all her privacy in the blink of an eye.

“You wicked master,” Elizabeth said haughtily, tossing her silver hair with her hand. “Faced with such real data, all your sophistry is pale and powerless.”

Zhou Han was struck dumb, and knelt down on the ground, "Great God, please accept my deepest respect!"

"Oh ho ho ho—" Elizabeth covered her mouth and laughed, "Now you know how powerful I am, right?"

"How did you do that?!" Zhou Han asked.

"this......"

Elizabeth was about to answer when a "beep beep beep" sound rang out.

"The battery is really going to die this time. Hurry up and charge your phone, or I won't be able to talk," Elizabeth urged.

Zhou Han quickly found the charger and tried to charge her phone, but a strange sound came from when the charger was plugged into the phone's port—

"Ah~"

Zhou Han frowned and muttered, "What's that sound?! It's so strange?"

Zhou Han looked around but didn't find anything strange, so she didn't think much of it. She then looked down at the charger plug and realized it was plugged in backwards, so she plugged it in again.

"Ah~"

"Huh!? What's going on?" Zhou Han was startled, feeling like it was a phone making a sound. He looked at Elizabeth, blushing and covering his mouth, looking shy. "No way..."

Zhou Han, as if possessed, unplugged the charger and plugged it back in, his eyes fixed on Elizabeth on his phone.

"Aah~"

Elizabeth seemed to be trying her best to hold back, but she still couldn't help but groan.

After the groan ended, she quickly covered her mouth, her face turned even redder, and her eyes looked pitiful, as if she was about to cry.

"It really is you..." Zhou Han was speechless. "I was just charging my phone, what's wrong with you?"

“You wicked master,” Elizabeth said with a reproachful look, like a victim, “you actually penetrated me three times.”

"Pfft—!" Zhou Han spat out, rolling her eyes. "Wasn't this dialogue absolutely awful?!"

After taking a shower, Miyazaki Airi was about to go back to her room to sleep when she heard a strange "Ah~" sound. She paused in confusion, thinking she had misheard, and didn't pay any attention to it.

But who knew that a moment later another embarrassing sound would come.

Miyazaki Airi stopped and looked towards Zhou Han's room, raising an eyebrow as she wondered, "What is he doing? Why is there such a sound coming from his room?"

Curious, Miyazaki Airi quietly went to Zhou Han's room to eavesdrop—

"Aah~"

Hearing the sound, Miyazaki Airi jumped in fright. She knew it! This guy was definitely doing something shady in the room! Couldn't he just mute it? So loud, does he want everyone to know what he's doing?!

"You wicked master, you actually penetrated me three times..."

Upon hearing this, Miyazaki Airi's face darkened; she was reaching her breaking point and pushed open the door to Zhou Han's room—

"Hey!!! What are you doing?! Your voice is carrying outside!"

"Whoa!!!" Zhou Han jumped in surprise, stammering, "You...you...how did you get in!?"

"Oh dear~" Miyazaki Airi sneered with a mocking expression, "Did I interrupt your fight? I'm so sorry..."

"What are you talking about?! I didn't do anything!" Zhou Han shrugged, feeling disgusted by the misunderstanding.

"Hmph!" Miyazaki Airi snorted coldly, ignoring Zhou Han's explanation. Her eyes glanced at the hand on the table, where a silver-haired girl was looking shy.

Airi Miyazaki, her face dark, said, "I have no right to interfere with what you do, but can't you keep it down when you're playing adult games? I could hear you from outside. You don't even try to be discreet about playing these games, and you dare to turn the volume up so loud! I've never seen anyone like you in my life; you're truly a rare gem among beauties!"

"Hey..." Zhou Han said with a pained expression, clutching his chest as if he had suffered a serious internal injury. He continued, "I really didn't do anything! Can you let me explain first...?"

“An explanation? Heh.” Miyazaki Airi sneered. “I don’t think it’s necessary. What’s there to explain? The mobile game wasn’t even turned off. Look at the humiliated look on that silver-haired girl’s face. I can’t imagine what kind of perverted thing you did to her.”

"Why don't you believe me?! What about basic trust between people?!" Zhou Han was furious.

"I don't care!" Miyazaki Airi crossed her arms. "Don't let me hear those strange sounds again, or I'll call Uncle Zhou and tell him you're disregarding my feelings and openly playing adult games! Humph!"

After saying that, Miyazaki Airi coldly left.

Zhou Han clutched his heart, knelt on the floor, feeling so wronged he wanted to die, and felt deeply helpless about being misunderstood.

"Haha! She hates me now..." Elizabeth laughed heartlessly into her phone.

Zhou Han glared at Elizabeth indignantly and said—

"I'm like this all because of you!!! And you still have the nerve to laugh..."

Chapter Thirteen: Deceptive Projection

"You've ruined my reputation..." Zhou Han felt a pang of pain in her heart.

“What kind of fame do you have…” Elizabeth pouted.

"Can you please stop making that weird noise when you charge your phone?" Zhou Han asked seriously.

"I didn't want to either," Elizabeth said shyly. "I've tried my best to hold back, but I just couldn't help it."

"Then wouldn't I be embarrassed every time I charge you?!" Zhou Han facepalmed, wondering what kind of weird thing she had gotten herself into.

"You wicked director, what kind of attitude is this? I can smell your disgust." Elizabeth pouted, somewhat dissatisfied.

"That's right, I just dislike you. Every time I charge you, people will misunderstand me as a lecher. I'm so upset..." Zhou Han looked like a bitter gourd.

"My voice is the most beautiful of all elves, and you still complain about it? I'll let you hear it if you don't believe me." Elizabeth took a deep breath—

"Ah...ahhh~"

In the room opposite Zhou Han, Miyazaki Airi, upon hearing this voice, suddenly opened her eyes, which were bloodshot. She was now itching with hatred.

"That idiot! He has no shame!!!"