My sister never calls me brother.

"Ah! Right, here..." Miyazaki Airi walked to the bathroom door and pointed to a sign. "Until the lock is fixed, use this sign to communicate. Red means someone is here, green means no one is here. If you barge in like you did yesterday, hmph! You're dead!"

"Okay, I got it. Is everything alright now? I'll go wash the dishes." After saying that, Zhou Han went to the kitchen.

"How strange," Miyazaki Airi wondered, "why didn't he fight me for three rounds before giving in today? He seemed to have something urgent to attend to."

Zhou Han quickly finished washing the dishes and ran back to her room, hurriedly took out her phone, and opened the page.

That's right! He experienced the charm of raising simulation games for the first time and had been eyeing that mysterious egg for a long time.

"**Beautiful girl, where are you? Hehe..."

Chapter Eleven Elizabeth

Zhou Han eagerly pulled up the mysterious egg on her phone, full of anticipation that it had already hatched, but instead, an embarrassing dialog box popped up—

"I'm so sorry! I had a difficult birth."

"Ugh..." Zhou Han's face darkened. What the hell?! I waited so long! And it's all over with just one sentence about a difficult birth!!!

Without saying a word, Zhou Han immediately clicked to uninstall.

"Don't panic. If it's a difficult birth, just smash the egg with a hammer, (laughs)."

A cartoon hammer appeared on the phone screen.

Zhou Han rubbed her forehead in frustration, inwardly cursing, "Why didn't they say sooner that it could be smashed with a hammer?! Why did I wait like an idiot for so long...?"

Zhou Han controlled the hammer on the phone screen and tapped the mysterious egg twice.

"Crack!" The sound of the eggshell breaking rang out.

Zhou Han stared nervously at her phone screen, her voice tinged with excitement, "Finally...it's finally coming out!?"

The eggshell shattered completely, releasing a dazzling light that illuminated Zhou Han's room as if it were daytime.

"My God! Is this still my phone?! The brightness is ridiculous!!!" Zhou Han couldn't open her eyes because of the intense white light.

As the light faded, Zhou Han's vision blurred, and her surroundings appeared in a hazy state.

"Hey, you idiot, are you my master?"

A voice rang out, and Zhou Han patted her head, feeling a little dizzy. She picked up her phone, glanced at it, and froze, a look of utter despair on her face.

There are no beautiful girls on the phone! A fat, burly man wearing red shorts and a white vest was picking his nose and looking at Zhou Han.

"Stare—" Zhou Han stared blankly at the rough man, then slammed her phone to the ground.

The chubby, rough-looking man was startled. "He smashed his phone without saying a word!!!"

"I'll never trust those flyers again! Fine, no 10,000 yuan prize! And the promised beautiful girl?! There wasn't one either!!!" Zhou Han pointed at the phone on the ground and cursed, "The worst part is... they even changed the gender! Are they insulting my intelligence?!"

"You're actually looking down on me? I haven't even looked down on you yet!" The rough-looking man picked his nose on his phone.

This bastard is infuriating... Zhou Han, his face dark, stomped on the phone and started rubbing it.

"Ugh... Stop! Ugh..." The rough man looked very uncomfortable. "Master, I'm sorry... Ugh... I was wrong! I can reset my appearance one more time!"

"Oh!?" Zhou Han was a little surprised. He moved his foot away, picked up his phone, and said, "Then hurry up and reset it. You're such a disgusting guy."

"Don't rush." ​​The rough-looking man wiped his sweat and started wiggling his buttocks, his bright red shorts making him look rather awkward.

Zhou Han was speechless, yelling, "Why are you wiggling your butt?! It's an eyesore!!!"

"I... I had no choice. This is what happens when you reset the system," the rough-looking man said innocently.

"..." Zhou Han was speechless and silently covered her eyes.

After a while, Zhou Han asked, "Is it done yet?"

"Okay!" The voice had somehow changed to a sweet girl's voice.

Zhou Han was secretly pleased; it seemed his image was definitely on point this time. He glanced at his phone, then his expression froze, revealing a look of disgust.

The rough-looking man in the phone has indeed turned into a girl this time, but she's a chubby girl with the same figure as the rough-looking man, wearing pigtails, thick lips like flames, and a maid outfit that looks like it could explode at any moment.

“Stare—” Zhou Han stared at the chubby girl on the phone with a dark expression.

"How about it? I specially changed into a maid outfit, are you satisfied now?" The chubby girl scrolled through her phone.

Zhou Han looked regretful and slammed her phone to the ground again.

"Ah—!" the chubby girl screamed, feeling wronged. "I've turned into a girl, why are you still throwing me?!"

"Do you even deserve the title of 'beautiful girl'?!"

“Reporting to the master is five words,” the chubby girl said, raising her hand.

"Don't you dare criticize me! Are you trying to rebel?" Zhou Han said angrily.

"No, no!" The chubby girl quickly waved her hands, then cupped her chest with her hands and said, "My breasts aren't small either, how could I be doing this to a beautiful girl?"

"Are you sure that's not fat? I'm saying you're letting down the words 'beautiful girl'." Zhou Han was speechless.

"Could it be..." the chubby girl blew a kiss, "...am I not pretty?"

"Aaaaaaahhhhhh—!" Zhou Han covered her eyes, "My eyes! My eyes!!!"

The chubby girl looked miserable, feeling that this person was so difficult to please!

"Can we reset it again?" Zhou Han asked quickly.

"No, you can only reset it once."

"What?!" Zhou Han was extremely disappointed and said angrily, "You must have received a defective product from the merchant! I want a refund! You're defrauding consumers!"

"Seriously, when did you buy this? How do I return it...?" The chubby girl picked her nose.

"I can't take it anymore! I'm going to uninstall you!" Zhou Han threatened.

"Hmph!" The chubby girl snorted, picking her nose and crossing her legs, saying nonchalantly, "Sorry, ever since you cracked that egg, I've been unable to unload it. What can you do to me? Hehehe..."

Zhou Han's face gradually darkened. Looking at the fat girl's appearance on the phone, he was furious. He turned around and ran to the drawer, looking for something.

"Hey! What are you looking for? Don't waste your time, I'm already a permanent fixture in your phone!" The fat friend had a bad feeling.

After finding it, Zhou Han walked toward the chubby girl on the phone with a wicked grin.

"This...this is..." The chubby girl's face turned deathly pale. "Don't do anything stupid! You...you don't want your phone anymore!?"

Zhou Han, holding an electric drill, walked over like a little devil. He turned on the drill, and it started spinning violently with a "buzzing" sound.

"Aaaaaahh ...

"This phone will be your coffin! Hmph!" Zhou Han sneered without any restraint.

"Wait! Wait!" The chubby girl waved a little white flag and raised her hands in surrender. "I can still transform! I can still transform!"

"Oh? Didn't you say it could only be reset once?" Zhou Han asked coldly.

"It's true that you can only reset once, but I can lose weight!" the chubby girl said sincerely.

A mobile pet that can lose weight... Zhou Han was stunned. "You can lose weight?! You're kidding me! Stop talking nonsense! Prepare to die!!!"

The electric drill in Zhou Han's hand was buzzing loudly, and the chubby girl was so anxious that she was about to cry.

"I'm telling the truth!" The chubby girl waved her hand, and a photo appeared on her phone. "This is what I look like when I've lost weight..."

Zhou Han looked at her and saw a silver-haired girl wearing headphones and a gorgeous pure white dance dress with golden cicada wings on her back. Her breasts looked particularly large.

"Okay! I believe you!" Zhou Han put down the drill, picked up her phone, and said shamelessly, "I'm a kind-hearted and loving person. I don't care about things like appearance. The most important thing is a beautiful heart!"

The chubby girl was speechless. This guy is shameless!

"Alright! You need to lose weight quickly, I'm watching you!" Zhou Han said with a serious face.

"Okay..." the chubby girl replied listlessly, muttering, "Losing weight is so annoying..."

The chubby girl snapped her fingers out of thin air, and a treadmill appeared on her phone. She dawdled onto it and started walking slowly, as if taking a stroll.

"At this rate, how long will it take you to successfully lose weight?" Zhou Han couldn't help but wonder.

"About three years."

"Three years!?" Zhou Han was shocked. "Why don't you just die?!"

"I can't help it! Losing weight is a huge undertaking." The chubby girl shrugged.

Is this guy deliberately messing with me?! Zhou Han's hands trembled, and just as she was about to snap, a chat window popped up on her phone—

"Should we increase the treadmill speed?"

Zhou Han was stunned for a moment, then overjoyed, and clicked "confirm" without hesitation. "What a conscientious merchant!"

"What business?" the chubby girl asked, puzzled, but then she sensed something was wrong; the treadmill beneath her feet was going faster and faster. "What's going on!?"

Before long, the treadmill was almost invisible to the naked eye.

"What happened?!" the chubby girl wailed. "You wicked master, what have you done?!"

"It's...it's smoking!?" Zhou Han saw the treadmill on her phone emitting black smoke, which then caught fire.

"Oh my god! Fire!!!"

"Waaaaahhhhhhh—!" The chubby girl sobbed uncontrollably on the treadmill. "You wicked master, even if I become junk data, I won't let you get away with this! You just wait!!!"

Zhou Han felt a little embarrassed, wondering if she had gone too far.

The treadmill continued to accelerate wildly, the internal gears were getting red-hot and showing signs of melting, and finally—

BOOM!!!

The treadmill couldn't take it anymore and exploded instantly!

Zhou Han's phone screen also went black, and it remained unresponsive for a long time.

"No way!?" Zhou Han was sweating bullets, thinking of the worst possible outcome, "This guy didn't get blown up by his own treadmill, did he!?"

Remembering how this chubby girl had been so energetically cursing him just moments before, and then died just a few hours after birth!? Zhou Han felt a pang of sympathy, and sighed, "Alas... life is so fragile, we must cherish it!"

Zhou Han didn't even consider this. Who's to blame for all this?

"Even though we've only known each other for a few hours, I'll miss you, rough guy... oh wait! Little chubby girl!" Zhou Han's eyes were filled with tears. "Maybe losing weight is just an unattainable dream for you!"

Zhou Han continued mourning for a while, then stood up carelessly, "I'm hungry, let's eat something and go to sleep. This mobile pet is really trash!"

Just as Zhou Han put down her phone, the screen suddenly lit up, accompanied by the beeping sound of data encoding.

The pure white phone screen forms a tunnel composed of countless blue data, deep and hollow.