The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

It is absolutely not that Ms. Itoki has a strong dissatisfaction with a certain initiator of the anti-"children" movement!

It's not an expression of the dark psychology that "I'm a teacher, yet I have to act as a matchmaker for my 'students,' while I never received such treatment during my school years!"

Seriously! Anyway, Mr. Seamus, just take this as a truth!

Mr. Nozomi Itsuki, pretending to be a coward hiding under the podium, used smart glasses connected to a surveillance camera to accurately locate the tools used by a violent young lady.

Although the up-and-down waving motion added a little difficulty for Mr. Itoshiki, who is Mr. Itoshiki?

He was the kind of person who could escape the battlefield by performing acrobatic maneuvers on a stretcher from thousands of meters away, even under hundreds of shells fired from Brittany.

And so...

"Level 1 target locked! Frequency measurement initiated! Flight curve calculation complete!"

Break away!

The folding fan has detached! It will now fly along its predetermined trajectory!

The secondary target reacts, and the central position (head) shifts!

Adjust the track!

Oh no! Protective device (hand) raised!

Hmph! Useless! Increase the output power and hit the target!

Snapped!

Hit friendly! Hit friendly! Repeat: Hit friendly Simo!

The great Amalgam battlefield medic! He carries on the glorious traditions of Amalgam. The spirits of Mahaus Heitsnaia, Vasily Zaitsev, and Chris Kyle reside within him at this moment! He represents the long history and tradition of Amalgam; at this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!

The communications channel of the Amalgam Anti-Simoism Air Force Command was in an uproar! Kosaka, the highest-ranking leader of the command, immediately gave a summary statement: "This is a counter-offensive! A victory! A victory of will! Anti-Simoism, represented by Simo, is anti-humanity, a erroneous ideology of the Reflection Society, and a reversal of history! Our loyal and respectable Comrade Itsuki Nozomi has proven this with his actions! Comrades, let us cheer for him!"

"Xisewang!"

"Xisewang!"

Everyone rejoiced, celebrating their great victory over the oppression of Mr. Seamus, the super-idiot—who believed that anyone who didn't understand the benefits of his sister was an idiot!

As a member of the amalgam, Mr. Simo listened to the entire proceedings. Yes, that's right, Mr. Simo heard everything clearly from beginning to end. Kousaka, the sister-complex guy, and the others made no attempt to avoid him, or rather, what they wanted was Mr. Simo's expression of wanting to kill them but being helpless against them.

However, the brother-complex group was disappointed. Mr. Seamus completely ignored them, sitting there quietly without showing the slightest bit of anger.

Quietly, quietly, quietly, I waited until noon arrived, and the moment came for me to speak.

Since everyone was suffering from hunger, Mr. Simon, who was last, naturally attracted the attention of everyone, including Ms. Chidori.

And that slow-motion performance naturally made everyone feel anxious.

At this moment, after hearing Mr. Seamus's seemingly concluding remarks with just four short words, would those hungry students feel excited? Would they be happy? Would they feel relaxed?

After their excitement, happiness, and relaxation, comes Mr. Seamus's storm of attacks! Using halal doctrines to intimidate others is a piece of cake for Mr. Seamus.

At this moment, in this atmosphere, just looking into Chidori Kaname's eyes for a few seconds is enough to make her imagine many terrifying things, greatly increasing her mental stress.

But in the blink of an eye, Mr. Ximo suddenly claimed that his previous remarks were just a joke. After such a dramatic emotional rollercoaster, will Ms. Chidori be angry, furious, or want to punch someone?

If that's not enough, then Mr. Seamus, why not add another fire?

So, Miss Chidori hit someone. Although the delicate folding fan didn't seem to have any extra danger in everyone's eyes, after this one hit, Mr. Seamus would have all sorts of excuses to harass her, attack her, and flirt with her.

Mr. Seamus would never admit that he was entrapping law enforcement.

Evidence! Is there any evidence?

Miss Chidori called voluntarily; did Mr. Seimo force her? No, right?

So Mr. Simon elegantly ignored the accusations of "dog boyfriend" and "deadly socialite" that came from the siscon and others on the communication channel.

"Pah! Miss Chidori and I haven't even confirmed our relationship yet. Be careful, or I'll sue you for defamation!" Mr. Simon retorted before ignoring them completely.

Regarding this bookish fellow who only knows how to talk big, and whose true nature is one of envy, jealousy, and hatred, Mr. Simo, who was currently bickering (fighting) with Miss Chidori, said: "I love watching you guys, wishing you could replace me but with helpless, gritting-teeth expressions."

55. Please observe etiquette when watching the game.

Happy times are always fleeting.

After all, no one wants to watch a couple of philandering lovers endlessly flirting on an empty stomach.

At this moment, Mr. Despair stepped forward again: "Despair! Despair for today's high school students! Despair for students who are so young and already know how to flirt and have puppy love!"

Damn it! You bastard, you did this on purpose!

As expected, Chidori Kaname's face turned crimson. If it were an ordinary girl, she might have hurriedly explained, "No," "No," "We're not like that."

But Chidori Kaname is no ordinary girl. Mr. Seimo clearly remembers what Amalgam said about her: "Extreme personality!"

With a "thump".

A powerful punch aimed at the stomach sent Mr. Seamus slamming chair and all, into the wall behind him.

Chidori looked at Nozomi Itsuki with a smile: "Teacher, what did you just say?"

"No! No! I didn't say anything!" That bastard Xi Shiwang pretended to be very scared, and even covered his mouth, but in reality, it was just to hide the smile on his lips.

Then, as if suddenly remembering something (actually, it was his siscon constantly sending him reminders using some kind of advanced technology), he said in a slightly distorted, shrill voice, "Oh, right, get out of class dismissed! get out of class dismissed! We'll meet back in the classroom at 2 PM. get out of class dismissed!"

After saying that, he grabbed his travel bag and ran out. He was joking, wasn't he? If he didn't run, would he wait for Mr. Seamus to come and take revenge?

After witnessing Chidori Kaname's domineering and powerful aura, the others, driven by their own desire for profit and their animalistic instincts, scattered like birds and beasts, each searching for their own food. The classroom was instantly emptied, leaving only Mr. Simon, leaning against the corner, feeling utterly alone.

Even the mercury alloy workers didn't stay to look after him.

Nonsense, the score for the anti-child movement hasn't been settled yet! Besides, are we just going to stay here and wait to be vented on by Mr. Seamus?

Mr. Simo, who had served as the domineering background for Ms. Chidori for a while, finally couldn't help but vomit a mixture of saliva and stomach acid with a "whoosh". At this moment, his only relief was that it was already past noon, so his breakfast had long been digested. Otherwise, he would have been in an even more embarrassing situation.

In fact, Mr. Simo could have dodged that attack. He had noticed it the moment Chidori started to clench his fist and exert force. With his strength, even if he couldn't completely dodge it, he could defend himself with his hands and feet.

But after less than a second of thought, Mr. Seamus finally decided to take the hit head-on.

It should be noted that Mr. Seamus did not hide not because he was a masochist, but to prevent Chidori from becoming suspicious, in order to play the long game.

You know, Kaname Chidori is the kind of person who takes responsibility for everything she does! Even though she did beat up Mr. Shimo, she probably wouldn't just leave him in the classroom, would she?

Shouldn't it be...?

Facing the empty classroom, Mr. Seymour felt that his previous fantasy seemed rather unconvincing.

So, in the eyes of some people, some people and some people, why would the agile Mr. Seamus be unable to dodge a blow that was bound to miss?

Therefore, in the internal communication channels of amalgam:

"So, you like this kind of style, Simo-kun~"

"Nonsense! I just miscalculated! I didn't expect that gorilla woman to be so heartless!"

Yes, that's right, that's exactly it! It's not that Mr. Seamus has awakened some terrible hobby!

"Seimo-kun, stop denying it. I won't laugh at you. I, Sado Taro, am your comrade! Come join the volunteer club; there are many comrades like us here!"

"Boo Taro! I'm warning you again, I don't have any of your disgusting hobbies! Don't even think about trying to get me to join that bullshit volunteer club! You pervert!"

"Comrade Ximo, don't be modest! Are you really not going to consider it?"

"Get lost! I'm not being modest! And I'm not your comrade! There's no room for negotiation on this!"

"Hahaha! Ximo-kun, you're being tsundere~"

"Damn it, do you believe I'll bring barium hydroxide to your house tonight and have a good talk with your sister?"

"I'm sorry, I was disgusting!"

After ending his private communication, Mr. Simon sighed once again: Indeed, one must be ruthless when dealing with the mentally challenged amalgam; otherwise, it will be insufficient to deter such scoundrels!

The world finally quieted down, and Mr. Seamus, clutching his stomach, struggled to stand up.

That female gorilla was really ruthless! Even a strong warrior like Mr. Seamus felt a bit overwhelmed after taking that blow.

Several times when he tried to get up, he fell back to the floor because of the pain.

hiss~

Mr. Seamus gently rubbed his stomach, and then he found that everything went black before his eyes.

It wasn't that Mr. Seamus had fainted, but rather that he discovered a huge object blocking the light.

It's Chidori Kaname! She's back!

A pair of hands reached out, and a rosy face came into Mr. Simon's view. A voice as soft as a mosquito's buzz sounded in his ear: "How are you? Can you still stand up? I'm sorry, I hit you too hard just now."

Mr. Seimei was pulled up by Kaname Chidori, looking completely bewildered. Based on Mr. Seimei's analysis of Kaname Chidori's personality, there was indeed a high probability that she would stay and look after him after hitting him.

But when Chidori returned and reappeared, Mr. Seymour was completely stunned.

In the classroom with only two people, the scene suddenly became very awkward. The mercy shown by the "perpetrator" to the "victim" was clearly imprinted in the victim's mind at this moment.

"Hey? Did I knock your brains out?" Chidori waved her five fingers in front of Ximo's face in an attempt to bring him back to his senses, but it didn't seem to have any effect.

She turned back not because she had any feelings for Ximo, but simply out of a sense of responsibility, a sense of responsibility that she had accumulated over the years as class monitor. She couldn't bear to leave a classmate alone in the classroom who was injured (especially since she had injured him herself).

At this moment, seeing that Mr. Shimo was not reacting to the outside world, Ms. Chidori began to worry. Could it be that she had really hurt him?

No! No! Did I punch him in the head? Is this kid just pretending to be pitiful, trying to take advantage of me?

In a sense, Ms. Chidori guessed half right.

In fact, at this moment, Mr. Seamus was vaguely recalling what he had just seen when Chidori was about to bend down. Sure enough, mixed-race people have great figures~.

56. We've already said we should watch the game in a civilized manner...

"Hey! Stop this! Give me some reaction, okay?" A few more minutes passed, and Miss Chidori was starting to panic. She had only ever heard of someone becoming a vegetable after hitting their head, never someone becoming a vegetable after being hit in the stomach.

And just now, before I came in, didn't he try to get up a few times? Why is he like this now?

So troublesome! So troublesome!

"Ugh!" Chidori Kaname rubbed her head impatiently, then came up with a plan: "Fine, I give up! I'll treat you to lunch today, just stop pretending to be dead!"

If Simo dares to agree at this moment, it means he's really just pretending to be pitiful. For such shameless behavior, Chidori guarantees she'll give him another punch in the stomach! Let Mr. Simo learn his lesson and not think he's easy to fool or bully!

However, yet, but...