The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

So Mr. Simu decided to reluctantly sacrifice Koro-sensei, just like Koro-sensei "sacrificed" Simu's stomach to deliver information.

As for the consequences of the sacrifice, everyone has already seen them.

1: Tomorrow's update will probably be in the morning, and then the rest of this lovely Saturday will be my time to catch up on sleep and review. Sigh, I really want to go back to school; at least there's summer vacation.

2: "If you want to scam others, you must be prepared to be scammed yourself. Only by being prepared to scam yourself can you have the right to scam others." This was said by a guy who switched careers to become a rickshaw driver many years ago.

It is said that his previous job mainly involved digging pits in District 11 of Britannia using explosives and electronic programming technology.

As a result, he swindled his third brother's toy model in the slums, swindled his second sister's 100,000 model in the mountains and also swindled his teammates from District 11. He then poached five members from his teammates' team, swindled his second brother's million-dollar model in the city center, and then again in the city center, swindled the new butler sent by his father and demolished a Babel Tower entertainment club. Later, he even swindled a white-haired loli's ancestral grave while on a business trip, and then swindled his own family's ancestral grave when he returned to his hometown.

It has to be said that the title of "King of Scams" is well-deserved. Mr. Ximo regarded him as an idol and earnestly studied and imitated his idol's examples. As a result, he scammed himself, just like I, the author, scammed myself by writing this book.

25. The prideful Koro-sensei planned to manipulate language, but little did he expect...

As the culprit behind Simo's "early departure," and at Simo's special request (note that this is important), the school's chairman, Asano, had the honor of representing the school and speaking with Koro-sensei about the teaching responsibility incident that occurred in Class 3-e today.

Afterwards, when Koro-sensei returned to the classroom in the afternoon, he was surrounded by students who were asking him all sorts of gossipy questions. Everyone was curious about what kind of methods the transfer student named Shimo had used to deal with Koro-sensei.

Although Koro-sensei usually treated them "well," seeing him suffer a setback was an extremely enjoyable thing for them. So they wanted to watch, to watch inhumanely.

However, the students seem to have forgotten that one of Koro-sensei's weaknesses is his pride.

How could the students, who were so inexperienced in the ways of the world, possibly find out the truth from Koro-sensei, who was extremely concerned with his image?

Koro-sensei won't say anything; he refuses to say anything at all.

But it doesn't matter. Even though Koro-sensei won't say, isn't there another one here?

So, pairs of curious big eyes looked at Karasuma Tadashi with adorable eyes. Having participated in the whole process, he must know a lot of inside information that the students wanted to know.

What caused the noise in the chairman's office?

Why did Koro-sensei's smooth skin turn sallow?

What secrets were hidden behind the farewell invitation from the transfer student?

What's hidden behind Koro-sensei's head, which looks noticeably smaller?

Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the decline of morality?

Is it an outburst of anger or a helpless thirst?

Karasuma-sensei, whose forehead practically screams "ccxv," became incredibly approachable and popular among the students.

Karasuma could only sigh. Although he didn't like gossiping about others, he couldn't refuse to do so since Koro-sensei had specifically asked him to.

That's right, Koro-sensei knows he can't get past this hurdle, and no matter how tight-lipped he is, the students can't help but inquire everywhere.

Instead of doing everything he could to prevent the students from discovering the truth, he might as well ask Karasuma-sensei to prepare a story for him to try and get away with it.

As for the specific content of what Karasuma-sensei said, on the way back, Koro-sensei carefully planned and took out a speech, and asked Karasuma-sensei: "For the sake of our past as colleagues, and for the sake of the dignity of teachers, please give me a hand."

Unable to withstand Koro-sensei's persistent nagging, Karasuma Tadashi finally agreed, as he was simply too bothered to bear it any longer.

As for why Koro-sensei refused to say these things himself, it's because he knew that, in the students' eyes, it would be more convincing for the cold-faced, poker-loving Karasuma-sensei to say them than for him, the person involved.

More importantly, seeing Karasuma's poker face, no student would dare to press the issue further. In contrast, Koro-sensei's enormous round head was far too comical.

Of course, when persuading or threatening Karasuma-sensei, Koro-sensei didn't use an annoying term like "cold-faced poker," but instead praised Karasuma-sensei for his righteous demeanor, which naturally made him more convincing.

So the students gathered around Karasuma-sensei heard the following:

"Koro-sensei and the chairman held a meeting in the bright office. As representatives of the labor side and the management side, Koro-sensei and the chairman had a cordial and friendly conversation on issues of mutual concern."

They engaged in a lively discussion on a variety of issues, including the teaching progress, student development, and allocation of educational resources for Class 3-e, exchanging opinions and enhancing mutual understanding.

During the meeting, the chairman fully expressed his concern for the students of Class 3-E, and listened to Mr. Sha's report on the implementation of recent teaching work and the students' mental state and physical condition.

Although the chairman expressed his regret over some of the incidents, he still respected Koro-sensei's work.

Therefore, Koro-sensei suggested that he and the chairman learn from each other's teaching experiences, a suggestion that the chairman appreciated.

Overall, the talks were beneficial.

Although Chairman Asano raised minor objections regarding the teaching resources for Class E in the final stage of the discussion, he ultimately agreed, under Koro-sensei's strong insistence, that he would reserve his opinion on the matter and respect Koro-sensei's views and requests.

The chairman of the board also stated that he would reconsider his position on this issue and would inform the school's finance department in the next day or two. He added, "Teacher Sha, just wait and see."

This rambling and confusing speech left Nagisa Shiota and the others completely bewildered; they had no idea what Karasuma-sensei was trying to say.

Or rather, Karasuma-sensei spoke at length like a slow-firing machine gun, but it was all empty talk with no substance.

It looks like a marshmallow, big and fluffy, but you can't actually weigh more than a few grams of it.

This caused everyone great distress and deep suspicion that there might be some shady deal between Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei.

Just when everyone thought all hope for gossip was lost, the robot Xiao Lu came to the rescue!

Don't be fooled by its appearance; it's just a bulky, heavy cabinet with a display screen and numerous fire control devices. In addition to fire control, it also has internet access, intelligent search, and logical judgment functions.

After compiling Professor Karasuma's quotes, Xiao Lu, who has internet access anytime and anywhere, quickly discovered several news reports with highly similar language styles and word choices.

Through further in-depth analysis and searching, a very interesting article was quickly copied into Xiaolu's core processor.

After secretly informing Nakamura Risa and discussing it with her, the students of Class 3-E discovered that their phones had inexplicably received an email from an unknown address with the subject line "**Slang Translation Table".

"Hey, take a look at this."

"Nani? Nani?"

The vibration of the phone quickly attracted the attention of many people, especially after someone opened the email. The students of Class 3-e either gathered in groups of three or five or took out their phones, and they all became "phubbing" people.

This made Koro-sensei very uneasy, especially when he saw guys like Okajima who would occasionally look at their phones, then at himself, and then burst out laughing.

What exactly are they looking at?

Koro-sensei was very curious, but peeking at someone's phone emails was a very impolite act, especially if he got caught.

So, as long as no one finds out, isn't that enough?

The despicable Koro-sensei made his move. His speed of Mach 20 allowed him to move behind the students unnoticed, peek at their screens, and then return to his original position before anyone could react.

And the whole process took less than a second.

Koro-sensei quickly saw that the same content was clearly visible on the phones of Okajima Taiga and the others: densely packed explanations of words translated into Japanese.

A cordial and friendly conversation—literal meaning;

Frank conversation—significant differences, unable to communicate;

They exchanged views—each side spoke their own mind, and no agreement was reached;

They exchanged views extensively—but could not reach an agreement and argued fiercely.

It enhanced mutual understanding—the two sides had significant differences;

The talks were beneficial—the goals of the two sides are currently far apart, and it is good that they were able to sit down and talk.

We have reservations—we refuse to agree;

Respect – not completely agree;

Appreciation – Not entirely agreeable;

Regret – dissatisfaction;

Unpleasant – intense conflict;

Expressing extreme indignation—I can't do anything about you now;

Serious concern – intervention may be necessary;

This cannot be ignored—intervention is imminent;

We reserve the right to take further action—we will retaliate;

We will reconsider our position on this issue—we have already changed our original (friendly) policy;

At the end of the email, the mysterious person who sent it thoughtfully translated Karasuma-sensei's words in more straightforward language and, combined with what Shimo said when he left, made his own speculation.

Upon seeing all this, only three words came to Koro-sensei's mind: "Shimadada!"

P.S.: Tomorrow's update will be around this time too. I feel like I've come full circle, lol.

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26. Do you think what you see is necessarily the truth?

Mr. Simo, who had already left the school, knew everything that was happening in the classroom of Class 3-e.

Although Mr. Seamus did not use magic in order to conserve magic power, thanks to financial and technical support, and most importantly, with Chairman Asano as the mole, Mr. Seamus could easily connect to the classroom's surveillance cameras via his mobile phone.

This made Seamus sigh that the convenience brought by technological advancements sometimes surpassed even magic.

Is this the truth behind the ever-changing laws of the world?

Or rather, it's not so much that the laws are changing, but that they are constantly evolving, and the result of each evolution is to give power, the power to change the world, to more people.

A century ago, it would take lumberjacks half a day to chop down a few giant trees with axes; now, with the same number of people and the help of technology, an entire forest can be wiped out in the same amount of time.

Look at the world in 2016: towering skyscrapers, high-speed railways, various convenient means of transportation, and a plethora of new technological products have brought about a dramatic improvement in human life.

What we see before us was unimaginable in the wizarding world 20 years ago, let alone a hundred years ago.

The quality of life for ordinary people in modern times even surpasses that of emperors in ancient times.

Humanity is more powerful, more affluent, and more dangerous than ever before.

Take Seamus's most proficient explosion magic, for example. An ordinary person without any magic power only needs a mobile phone with internet access and some inexpensive daily necessities to create an explosion with power no less than Seamus's magic.

All of this cost less than 100 yen!

This is not nonsense, but a conclusion that Simo personally verified after following online tutorials.

On a shopping website in a certain country, 500 grams of dry ice costs only 50 yen, and a bar of soap costs only 16 yen. The remaining materials are water and readily available discarded plastic bottles.

If all of these materials were used, the explosive energy would cause enough physical damage to kill or injure several people; even using only half of the materials could be fatal.

Human life has never been so cheap.

However, there was something that made Simo happy, or rather, something he was "proud" about.

That is, while bombs invented by Muggles can cause the same physical damage as their own magic, they do not possess any mystical quality.