The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Watching that frail figure trembling as it descended the hillside, its weak steps made even more feeble by the weight of its swaying body, its desolate silhouette amplified by the surrounding vegetation, that...

eh?

Simon, what's the meaning behind that scissor-hand gesture?

Several students, led by Nagisa Shiota, stood up in excitement, forgetting about class, and hurriedly squeezed to the window.

Akabane Karma: "Hey! Ms. Hippie, there's a student caught peeping in the act!"

Teacher Elena: "Don't call me Bitch! And you guys, go back to your seats!"

But the students ignored Elena's words because they saw that Simon was waving at them with a smug look on his face.

He doesn't look unwell at all! He looks incredibly energetic.

"Hey, you, who is that?" Simo shouted while waving his hand.

Nagisa Shiota looked around, then pointed to himself with a doubtful expression: "Wow!"

"Yes! Yes! It's you. If Koro-sensei comes back, please give him a message for me." Actually, Ximo wasn't specifically referring to anyone; he was just waiting to see if anyone would respond, and then he would ask that person for help.

So the naive and inexperienced Nagisa Shiota unfortunately fell for the trap: "What do you want me to say to him?"

"Tell him that if his salary isn't enough this month, I can treat him to takoyaki, the kind that's all-you-can-eat and unlimited."

Although she didn't quite understand why Shimo said that, Nagisa still agreed: "Ah, okay."

"Thanks!" With that, Ximo turned and hummed a little tune as he went down the mountain.

Logically speaking, if Shimo was just faking illness, he shouldn't have left early, but since Koro-sensei and Karasuma-sensei aren't here right now.

If those two were here, they certainly wouldn't have let Simo leave so easily.

However, the commotion caused by Simo unsettled the students and made it difficult for teacher Elena to control the situation. According to the schedule, math class should have followed Chinese class, and English class was scheduled for this afternoon.

However, because Koro-sensei had to leave, the class was changed to English at the last minute. Because of this, Elena-sensei, who rushed over, had to deal with the problem of the sick transfer student before she could figure out the situation.

After all, Simo had indeed vomited before, and his frail and exhausted appearance was quite convincing. He even "fell ill" again in front of Teacher Elena.

Although he didn't actually vomit anything other than water or stomach acid, Elena believed Simon's story because of the students' eyewitness accounts and vivid descriptions, and allowed him to go home to rest.

A talented actor?

Of course not. An unfolded candy wrapper lay quietly in Seamus's pocket; it was the Weasley brothers' latest, unbranded, no-name product: Skip-Class Candy.

Depending on the type, this product can cause users to have nosebleeds for no reason, vomit anytime and anywhere, or develop a high fever without warning.

Of course, since it's a product without proper labeling or certification, side effects are inevitable.

For example, a nosebleed that won't stop, or vomiting bile that won't stop, or a high fever that can set your hair on fire, etc.

"Is there no other way? After all, we haven't finished developing it yet. The main reason for selling this batch of goods is to recoup some funds for the next phase of research and development." One of the brothers, either George or Fred, said with a matter-of-fact expression.

But the next second, he burst into tears, because Professor Verne had wiped out their entire inventory.

That's right, those words weren't spoken by George, or perhaps Fred to Seamus, but by Professor Verne.

The reason was that the professors discovered that there was a sudden increase in the number of students requesting leave from class, and that each of them was a seriously ill patient who could be observed in St. Mungo's for a day or two.

The professors weren't fools! Of course they knew something was wrong, and Verne, who was well-versed in certain matters, went straight to their door and caught them red-handed.

Originally, Joreid...

Fred had originally wanted to get closer to Verne, to reason with him, and to build a relationship, but Verne wasn't buying it at all.

Should we still complete our teaching tasks? Should we still care about the students' exam scores? The pass rate is directly linked to the professor's performance bonus!

So professors are human too; for a salary or to pay for baby formula, they can be ruthless and disregard even their closest relatives.

As for why Simo has it, and why it has no side effects, you'd have to ask Professor Verne, the product's provider.

Look how dirty the adult world is.

Although Koro-sensei looks like an octopus, he has all the dirty problems that adults have, such as money, money, money and so on.

Why say that? Why bring up Koro-sensei again?

Because the kind Chairman Asano was having a friendly and enthusiastic discussion with Koro-sensei about "the teaching accident that happened in Class 3 today that caused a poor student to fall ill and leave early".

The content of the consultation was: whether Koro-sensei's salary for this month could be paid in full, and whether his salary for next month, the month after that, and the month after that could be paid in full.

"Huh? Koro-sensei, why is your face yellow?" Having already received a hint from someone's mother, Simola, how could Chairman Asano let Koro-sensei off easily?

"Huh? Is there...?"

With his lifeline in his grasp, Koro-sensei frantically wiped away sweat with tissues. In his utter disarray, he even forgot that his face was naturally yellow.

As for the mastermind behind it all, who had already graduated, he muttered to himself on his way home, "? A computer company?"

1. I wrote this chapter in short bursts of free time because I've been quite busy lately and don't know when it will end. So, I can only give you all a heads-up now. There will definitely be one update per day, but the release date is uncertain. Previously, I would write the entire chapter first and then revise the details before publishing. Now, I can only write and publish whenever I'm done, and then I'll be busy with work. In other words, the update time is not fixed, but there will definitely be one every day. If I really don't have time, I will let you know in advance, and please forgive me. If you find any typos, grammatical errors, etc., please be understanding, and I will revise them when I have more free time. That's all I wanted to say. Sorry everyone, and thank you for your support.

24. Only those who are prepared to harm themselves have the right to harm others.

That's right, Koro-sensei provided information to Shimo, but the ambiguous information left Mr. Shimo completely baffled. Moreover, based on the way Koro-sensei delivered the information, Shimo would never forgive him easily, even though he had already secretly colluded with Koro-sensei and, on the surface, the two could be considered "partners".

But! One thing is one thing, this is definitely not Mr. Seamus being petty, no, absolutely not!

As the saying goes, a gentleman doesn't leave a grudge unavenged!

How can a gentleman's revenge be considered petty?

Mr. Seamus was a gentleman, so upon receiving the information, he immediately decided to take revenge and teach Koro-sensei a lesson.

However, sometimes, dreams are like the fanfiction of 88 Fleet, with Shimakaze on the cover doing a big split, pure and cute, making people unable to resist moving the mouse to click on it.

Then the first page that catches the eye is... well, not bad.

The enlarged cover is even clearer, and the adorable and innocent smile is incredibly lifelike.

But once you click to the next page, reality will teach you how to behave.

The rugged, muscular physique and the stubble-covered, ship-mounted boxer will make you realize that the words that can "heal" in this world are not limited to "warrior of love" and "Gen Urobuchi".

There's another one called "菰∈摇吠耐醢" which means "waiting for you to contribute to the local blade manufacturers," and the side effect is that it stimulates the further prosperity of the logistics industry.

"Eye-watering" was the top word in the comments below, while "impulsive" took second place.

So, many times, good ideas are fine, but you can't act impulsively. If you do, reality will teach you a lesson.

Previously, poor Mr. Seamus had good intentions, wanting to extract information about Koro-sensei, but he made a fool of himself with his words.

Although it's slightly different from being impulsive, it's the same principle, so Koro-sensei used his tentacles to teach Mr. Seamus a lesson.

So now that Mr. Seamus has suffered a loss and wants revenge, but finds himself lacking the strength, what should he do?

As the saying goes, "Those who ride horses are not necessarily swift of foot, yet they can travel a thousand miles; those who use boats are not necessarily good swimmers, yet they can cross rivers. A wise man is not born different, but he is good at making use of things."

Of course, Ximo didn't actually know that this famous quote came from Xunzi's "Exhortation to Learning," but he knew a similar principle: if you can't do it alone, then find someone, find outside help, and everyone can work together!

Everything in the world has its counter. For example, a venomous insect king like Koro-sensei must have a nemesis within a hundred meters of him.

But after looking around the classroom, Mr. Seamus could only feel disheartened.

I'm in despair! I'm in despair!

This isn't just a class of idiots, it's a class of hot-blooded idiots, or maybe a class of perverted idiots!

Simo, who was still unaware of Ban's strength, didn't think these guys in front of him could form a fighting force.

It should be said that Simon made the empiricist mistake of judging people by their appearance.

However, it should be noted that the various "idiots" mentioned above only describe the boys in the class. From the beginning, Mr. Seamus did not consider including girls in his scope of assistance.

As for the reason?

How could I possibly trouble a girl with something like this?

What if you fail to get revenge on Koro-sensei and instead get punished by him? Wouldn't that drag others down with you?

So let the tough guys take the spot as cannon fodder.

Incidentally, because Nagisa Shiota is so delicate-looking, and because the boys' and girls' school uniforms are almost the same, Mr. Simo did not classify him as an idiot.

In other words, Shimo thought Nagisa Shiota was a girl.

This shows the difference between a seasoned crossdresser and a clueless newbie. You know, Nagisa Shiota saw through Shimo's true identity at a glance.

So Mr. Simo was very troubled and helpless. He wanted to find cannon fodder, but found that there was no one available. It has to be said that this was a mistake by the intelligence investigation team.

The lack of sufficient intelligence has put both the decision-making staff and the execution team in a difficult situation.

However, considering that whether it is the intelligence group, the staff group, or the execution group, there is only Mr. Simo himself, a lone commander, Mr. Simo does not intend to share the blame, because in the end he will have to take the blame himself.

Of course, reflection and summarization are still necessary. So-called growth means learning from each failure and being able to avoid it from happening again.

However, considering that summarizing takes time, and that the main contradiction at present is the irreconcilable anger in Simo's heart and the contradiction between Koro-sensei's leisurely swagger in front of him, Mr. Simo, who wants to grasp the main contradiction and solve the main problem, decided to postpone the secondary issue of reflection and summarization for a while.

Let me reiterate, Mr. Seamus is not petty, really, please believe me, he is not petty.

So, Mr. Seamus, who isn't petty, is depressed because he can't get revenge on Koro-sensei. The boys around him don't seem very reliable, and he might end up getting dragged into trouble by them instead of using them.

What about the other teacher in the classroom?

Shimo saw Karasuma-sensei loudly protesting to Koro-sensei, claiming that Koro-sensei's behavior would cause trouble, but Koro-sensei casually ignored him.

To paraphrase Koro-sensei: "This brat won't deduct my salary, so what's there to worry about?"

Therefore, in Simo's eyes, Karasuma-sensei, who was comparable to the foreign ministry of a certain country in terms of protest, was clearly not a combatant.

"But... this guy seemed to have mentioned salary just now?" Mr. Seamus, stroking his smooth chin, felt like he had grasped the key point.

So he secretly fed himself a new, improved version of Professor Verne's vomit candy. While the candy was still in his mouth, Mr. Seamus took out his phone and quickly wrote an email to a powerful figure in the school right under Koro-sensei's nose.

When the send button was pressed, the tool used in the crime was swallowed by the cunning Mr. Seamus and began to prepare for its attack.

Two minutes later, an announcement came over the loudspeaker. The content is self-explanatory: Chairman Asano invited Koro-sensei to come over, and Karasuma-sensei, as a witness, was also invited.

As for the students' hopes for a carefree study session, forget about it. The announcement clearly stated that Ms. Elena would be arriving soon.

Koro-sensei's face turned horrified in an instant, while Mr. Seamus's heart was filled with a sense of amusement, but the next second, he could no longer laugh.

Because the vomiting sugar took effect.

If you want to scam others, you must be prepared to be scammed yourself. Only by being prepared to scam yourself can you have the right to scam others.

Of course, Seamus had his own reasons for doing this. After all, if there were really dark forces watching from the sidelines, his "close relationship" with Koro-sensei would arouse their suspicion.