The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

Why doesn't it exist?

Because it's "flat"~

Louise's "flat" figure, her "zero" figure, invisibly shortened the "distance" between herself and Seamus. So when she lifted her leg, before she could move very far towards the central axis, she encountered Seamus's physical obstruction.

There's a professional term for a ball game called "charging," where the ball can be a softball, rugby ball, basketball, or even a soccer ball, depending on the player's own ball possession.

However, here: because there wasn't a big enough ball, Louise's upper body didn't collide with Seamus; because there wasn't a big enough ball, the extremely close spatial position caused Louise's knee to collide with an unplanned target—Seamus's knee.

There's a saying that goes, "When two strong forces clash, one will surely be injured." However, Louise can use her own experience to prove to everyone that this saying is wrong.

"Forces act in pairs."

This is the truth!

Sir Isaac, the last great sage and the great alchemist, mentioned this in his writings of 1687.

At that time, thanks to the advanced communication system in the wizarding world, Sir Isaac's works were widely disseminated throughout the Kingdom of Tristene.

So Louise knew it, but at the time she never imagined that one day she would prove the universal applicability of this truth in such a "pose".

The pain originating from her kneecap quickly traveled to Louise's brain, reminding her to bend down and gently touch the painful area. However, her bound hands prevented Louise from performing the action of "bending down and touching her knee," but her head still lowered subconsciously.

Meanwhile, Seamus, who was right next to Louise and was the one providing the reaction force, and who was hit by her knee, made the exact same stress response as Louise at that moment.

Bang~

The two men, both looking down at the same time, inflicted secondary damage on each other, yet there was still no winner in this confrontation.

The only result was that Seamus finally let go of Louise's hand because of the pain. Then, he and Louise each held their heads and knees and squatted on the ground.

Having secretly observed all of this, Verne could only lament, "Why do humans hurt each other?"

Quirinas, who was in constant contact with Verne, naturally knew about the "little situation" that Seamus and Louise were in. However, unlike Verne, who was laughing wildly in his room, Quirinas felt a kind of inexplicable frustration when he thought about what he was about to do.

"Is this really the right thing to do, Verne?" Quirinas couldn't help but ask using magic.

[This is for their own good. If things continue like this, she'll never tell the truth, which wouldn't be good for Simo. Besides, since she did something "bad," it's only right that she receives some "punishment."]

Upon hearing this, Quirinas tried to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, but when he actually touched his skin, he realized that it was just his own imagination.

What could possibly cause someone who dared to deceive the Dark Lord and even drag Voldemort down with him to his death to feel weak?

Was Jules Verne cunning? The answer is yes.

That kind of thing was less of a "punishment" and more of a way for Verne to find two free laborers to do the things he should have done, so that he could use the extra time to make extra money.

Professor Quirinus Quirrell, who had once been a member of the Hogwarts faculty, knew very well that the stingy Headmaster Dumbledore wouldn't reimburse a single penny for teachers' off-campus duties. Not even for saving the world!

As a close friend of Verne, Quirinas had heard him mention more than once that the patriarch of the Camitchel family was pressuring him to get married again, but the poor man couldn't even afford the bride price under the pressure of the headmaster.

Quirinus, who was no match for Verne or Dumbledore, could only silently drink the Aberforth wine, a free gift from the pub owner after hearing bad things about his brother.

Therefore, Quirinas had already experienced Verne's cunning firsthand and silently mourned for Seamus for three seconds. Just then, Verne and Quirinas noticed that Seamus and "Louise" had some new developments.

PS1: A deep bow of thanks to "公子岚" and "dearmteam泠瞳" for their virtual currency.

PS2: I've successfully delayed another chapter of the story. Don't worry, everyone, Shio-chan will be back tomorrow, and then I won't be here padding the plot anymore.

41. After this fight, let's go back to our hometown and get married.

"What am I doing? What do I want?"

This was the question Simon asked himself before he picked up Louise.

In fact, Simo already had the answers to the questions of what he wanted to do and what he wanted.

But at this moment, Simo discovered that the three words that began with "i", "l" and "y" had suddenly become the most difficult spells to utter in the world.

Before he could even utter a single syllable, Simo's heart was already pounding wildly.

[Calm down! Calm down! Mr. Seamus, you can do it! Think of a way!] Driven by adrenaline, he quickly sorted out his current situation with lightning speed and tried to find solutions to certain problems.

For example: What is the correct way to confess to a tsundere?

Yes, Louise is a proud and aloof person.

Based on his observations over the past few days, Simo was quite certain that Louise was a typical freeloader.

You see, Simo often plays Japanese video games while actively learning and absorbing Sakurajima's rich ACG culture, so he felt that his judgment was correct.

The advanced examples of "tsundere" that Ximo saw in the comics also made him understand a principle: if the person you like is a tsundere and you want to push her, ah, no, I mean pursue her, you must take the initiative directly, you must be thick-skinned, go straight for her, and make sure that "annoying" tsundere has nowhere to avoid, nowhere to hide, and nowhere to tsundere.

Otherwise, it would be insufficient to withstand the "damage" from the stalker; otherwise, it would be impossible to suppress the stalker's "resistance"; otherwise, the confession would not succeed.

Imagine this scenario: Seamus confesses his love to Louise in front of everyone. Louise would be very shy, and the result of her shyness would be that she would tremble with a flushed face, raise her wand, and deny it, saying, "You, you, you are, what nonsense are you talking about?" Then she would make a mess of things, trying to "kill" all the witnesses in order to avoid Seamus's confession.

Based on his experience learning from comics and games, Simo felt that this kind of thing was very likely to happen to the tsundere Louise, just like last time when they were about to kiss, but she pushed him away.

Therefore, Simon did not want his confession to cause a series of unexplained bombings and any direct economic loss to Tristine Academy.

You should know that you incurred a large amount of debt before leaving Hogwarts.

That's why Seamus had been so forceful in carrying Louise away and dragging her to this secluded corner. This way, Louise wouldn't be embarrassed in public and choose to mask her true feelings with outward actions.

Simo didn't want to give Louise this opportunity to "escape." At the same time, this way, there was no possibility of Louise rejecting him in front of everyone.

Yes, although Mr. Seamus has confirmed that he likes Louise, if he didn't like Louise, he wouldn't have tried so hard to prove to her that he's not gay.

However, he couldn't be sure if Louise liked him in the same way, because Louise had pushed him away at the last moment in her room that day.

The only reason Seamus could convince himself was that if Louise didn't like him, it wouldn't explain why she was so angry after hearing the rumors that he was gay.

It is precisely because Louise cares about herself, is concerned about herself, and likes herself that she gets angry when she hears others say that the person she likes is Kisch.

This is Mr. Seamus's logic.

So since he likes Louise and Louise likes him, he must make it clear to Louise that he hopes Louise can become his lover and that he will take Louise back to Hogwarts with him.

A few days ago, Seamus might have thought, "If I ever have to go back to Hogwarts, I must make sure Louise is taken care of. I can't let her be ostracized and resistant by her classmates like before."

Initially, Seamus, who hadn't yet confirmed his feelings, only regarded Louise as a friend and someone he had a vague affection for.

But things are different now.

At some point, Louise began to hold a larger and heavier place in Seamus's heart.

These few days together made Simo realize that, although it was only a short time, whenever he was with Louise, he felt a long-lost sense of familiarity and joy, an indescribable emotion that burst forth from the depths of his soul.

And this feeling grew stronger as he spent more time with Louise.

The typical ending of fairy tales is: "The prince and princess / the prince and the mermaid / the prince and Cinderella / the prince and Little Red Riding Hood / the prince and the wolf / the prince and the queen lived happily ever after..."

So what exactly does it mean to "live happily together"?

One is at Hogwarts, and the other is at Tristene. This situation certainly can't be considered "happy," right?

Although young Simo didn't know what "living apart" meant, nor did he understand what it meant that "people in long-distance relationships were all minotaurs with broken horns in their past lives."

However, a subconscious desire to avoid harm led Simo to a vague idea: once he confessed his feelings, Louise would be his, and he would have to "protect" her and take good care of her, so he couldn't leave her alone in Tristene.

So right now, Seamus is thinking: "If I ever have to go back to Hogwarts, I'll definitely ask the professor who acts as the 'Hogwarts Express' to get Louise a student card so I can take her back to school with me. Otherwise, I won't go back."

The "foolish" Seamus is unaware of how much trouble this idea will cause him in the future; he simply doesn't want to leave Louise, or rather, doesn't want Louise to leave him.

So when Louise clutched her head and cried (in pain) as she asked Simo, "What do you want to do?" Simo felt as if his heart had been struck.

Following his instincts, Seamus embraced Louise's delicate shoulders, ignoring her struggles, and whispered in her ear, "Louise, I love you. If I beat Kisher, come with me to my world."

The naive Simo had no idea how deadly his words were.

PS1: A deep bow of thanks to "Dongfeng Xiaopo" for the generous donation.

P.S. 2: The high school entrance exam is coming up soon, right? Best wishes to all my friends who are taking it! Especially "Yuto Kazami," good luck with that!

42. Louise's Changes

"You, you, you, you bastard, what, what are you saying?"

"Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You clearly like... and you're still joking with me!"

Looking at Louise, whose face was flushed and who was rambling incoherently, Seamus, lying on the ground, felt that he had been incredibly prescient.

If there were people watching nearby, Louise's reaction just now would have been more than just punching herself.

Thinking about it this way, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that he saved the teachers and students of a school. Ximo couldn't help but marvel at his own greatness.

Then he stood up and calmly patted the dirt off his body.

After speaking his mind, Simo felt less nervous.

He could even chuckle as he admired Louise's face, which was as red as a ripe peach, because based on Louise's reaction, Seamus found that his judgment was correct.

This confirmed something for Simo, and the confirmation of this thing made all the anxiety in Simo's heart disappear without a trace.

At this moment, Seamus's only thought was: [We absolutely cannot let Louise get away with this!]

"I said I like you, so what's your answer?" For some strange reason, Seymour decided to launch a further "offensive" against Louise.

"W-what reply?" Louise felt a little dizzy.

Noticing Louise's surroundings, Seamus took a small step back and said, "Of course it's about whether you like me or not, and whether you want to come back to Hogwarts with me~"

"Why should I go to Hogwarts with you!" Louise, embarrassed and angry, squatted down without thinking, grabbed a piece of broken stone, and threw it at Seamus.

How could Simo, who was well-prepared, possibly fail to dodge it?

With a deft sidestep, meeting Louise's piercing gaze, Seamus continued with a smile, "You actually don't deny that you like me?"

"I...I didn't say that!" Louise stamped her foot angrily and shyly, denying it because she missed.

Simo felt he now had complete control over Louise's thoughts and rhythm. However, Simo wasn't about to let Louise off the hook so easily, so he continued to feign ignorance, asking, "Oh? What did you say?"

I've said 'I like you!'

"Oh, really? But you've said it now."

Louise clearly didn't notice the trap in Seamus's words and fell right into it. Meanwhile, Mr. Seamus felt incredibly confident, his intelligence practically off the charts!

Mr. Simon, who was getting into the swing of things, was not about to let go of this opportunity to openly admire (and tease) Louise.

“qu…”

At this moment, whether out of embarrassment at having her thoughts exposed or anger at missing Simon, Louise lowered her head deeply and mumbled something indistinctly.