The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

As for how to talk about it?

Need I say more?

In short, let's drag Louise to a secluded corner first!

Although at first Louise was very resistant, she sternly demanded that Simon not touch her with his dirty hands.

However, Louise "yielded" to Simo's unexpectedly strong attitude. Upon seeing Louise being carried away by Simo, the crowd erupted in enthusiastic cheers.

Everyone expressed their sincere admiration for the party's straightforward "expression of intent" and discussed it extensively: "In broad daylight, how dare they forcibly abduct the Duke's daughter in public!" said an ordinary boy.

"Someone would actually like a girl with such a flat chest?" a man with a large bust commented.

"Hmph, that's all an act, all a facade. It won't fool me. The two male leads are the real lovers~" said a certain rotten girl, which was met with enthusiastic agreement from the girls around her.

"How dare you touch Louise Zero, you brave soul!" said a boy who was often the victim of explosions, and kindly reminded those around him: "Everyone, get ready, the first wave of explosions will begin in 5 seconds."

However, to the disappointment of some, Louise was acting unusually today.

Back when Louise first entered the school, a reckless upperclassman tried to seduce her because of her appearance (although she was flat-chested) and background (a duke related to the royal family). However, Louise, feeling ashamed and indignant, used magic to almost render him unable to take care of himself.

Moreover, the spell failed. Louise's intention was to use levitation magic to make this bastard, who was pretending to be a gentleman by her window in the middle of the night with a rose in his mouth, fly out, but it ended up being "blown away".

This also earned Louise her formidable reputation. "Exploding Witch" and "Thorn Rose" were her initial nicknames. It wasn't until later, as people spent more time with her, that they realized it wasn't that Louise was particularly powerful, but rather that any magic she used would only explode.

As a result, Louise's nickname gradually changed to the pitiful "Louise Zero". However, considering the fate of that unlucky guy back then, not a single boy has dared to make a move on Louise again in the past year.

They might tease her a little, but deep down they were afraid that Louise would be in a bad mood and use them as targets. The greedy old headmaster, Osman, certainly relied heavily on the medical department for revenue.

But what did everyone see today?

Louise has been kidnapped!

Louise Zero, who was kidnapped, didn't use magic to blow up the guy!

Where is your wand? Where is your magic? You, a noble mage, were publicly "molested" by a familiar and you just blushed and only knew how to punch and kick?

Is this the same Louise that everyone knows?

A small number of people are singing praises of the greatness of love, but they are just a group of boys who are "unaware of the truth"!

The girls, who hold the "mainstream opinion," say it's all an "act"! They won't be fooled! There's only one truth! And only they know it!

However, the girls, caught up in the strange atmosphere, did not notice that a bald "middle-aged man" was looking at Simona's departing figure with a worried expression.

Simo paid no attention to the commotion behind him; he was using all his strength to suppress Louise, this humanoid tyrannosaurus.

The onlookers only saw how "warm," "happy," and advantageous it was for them to hold Louise, but they had no idea how sharp and terrifying Louise's gaze was, nor could they feel how much pain Louise's fists were in. Therefore, they had no idea how flexible Louise's body was.

Cough, cough, cough...

39. Louise's Counterattack and the Single-Single Membrane Method

"Ugh, cough cough cough"

Seamus coughed; Louise had hit him. But Seamus was still happy, even though he had to pretend he wasn't happy and was serious for what was to come, though he was genuinely focused.

So, amidst Louise's punches and kicks, Simo's coughs, and the envy of the crowd, Simo turned a corner and pinned Louise against the wall.

boom! boom!

After warning the group of peeping students who were trying to learn "advanced techniques" with two explosive spells, Seamus, whose mind was still savoring the feeling of his attack, felt he could finally look Louise in the eye. Then, turning his head, Seamus was met with Louise's captivating smile and a pink fist flying towards him.

Snap~ Snap~

Seymour reacted quickly and successfully blocked Louise's attack, grabbing the enemy's "tool".

Thump~ Thump~

Louise's hands were firmly grasped by Simo and pressed against the wall, her outstretched arms raised high by Simo as if in "surrender".

Bang~

"Sigh~"

Although her hands were bound by Seamus, Louise was still able to fight back, this time using her feet. Louise wanted to teach this audacious familiar that while she couldn't bear to use magic on him, he shouldn't think he could push his luck!

Unfortunately, due to the angle of her strike and her height, Louise kicked Seamus's knee instead.

That's really fortunate.

However, we just mentioned the issue of the angle of force application and one's own height. So what exactly is this issue?

Professor Verne can observe and explain this from a third-person, surreptitious perspective.

That's right, this guy is hiding in the tower spying on his students' romantic relationships.

First, Verne noticed that Seamus and Louise were about the same height, with 14-year-old Seamus and...

Uh, let's say he's 16, cough cough.

In short, Louise, who is two years older than Seamus (?), is about the same height as him, although gender factors play a role in this.

But considering Seamus's current height wasn't very tall to begin with, about the same as Harry's (another tragedy), and adding to that Louise's real age and her equally tragic "fluctuations" in height, it really is a sad story.

At least that's true for Louise.

So many years have passed, and whether in terms of height or thickness, her body shows absolutely no sign of growing. The three-year cycle has "strangled" all possibilities for her growth and development.

Then Louise, who was about the same height as Seamus, was "pressed" against the wall by Seamus. Eyes to eyes, nose to nose, face to face, the two breathed in each other's air, their heaving chests repeatedly trying to press against each other...

Uh, sorry, there's an error in the description here.

Because the altitude was not right, Simo and Louise were unable to get their bodies touching.

Therefore, Seamus is unfortunate. The reason for his misfortune is that he was so attracted to Louise's face that he didn't realize it. Otherwise, he might have felt "regret" about "this" or "disappointed" about "not being aware" of this behavior itself.

If it's the former, it means Mr. Seamus is a gentlemanly chest-loving alien; but if it's the latter, it proves that Mr. Seamus is a Lolita enthusiast who cherishes rare resources.

But whatever the outcome, it was unfortunate for Mr. Seamus, who had not "seen," "touched," or "realized" anything.

Conversely, considering the possible consequences of this event, Simo was "lucky," because Louise, who was staring at Simo's face, also failed to notice "a certain point."

Otherwise, Louise, in her "enraged" state, might not have kicked him, but rather used her wandless magic to blast him to smithereens.

For girls, there are some "little secrets" that they most want that person to know, because these secrets can belong only to the two of them and are warm and sweet memories of every time they are alone together.

But there are some "secrets" that she might hope someone will never know, even though she sometimes knows that's impossible.

So when these "little secrets" are discovered, the girls unleash amazing power. In their frenzy, they use their "power" to make the boys finally remember the terror they once felt under the control of the "menstrual cycle" curse, and the humiliation of being imprisoned in the toilet, trembling with fear.

There is a kind of childhood demon king called "Yuhara," an evil being that even dozens of girls of the same age could not "defeat."

There is a form of punishment called "flicking the little penis," which is one of the most skillful methods used by naive and immature demon kings.

So, boys, tremble!

Die in fear, live in despair.

Once you learn the Great Demon King's unspeakable "little secret," you will face immediate execution!

The only way to save you both is to loudly cast a spell on her—a magic spell to escape singlehood: "I like you!"

Depending on the situation, sometimes the "magician" who recites this spell can receive a "kiss," a "hug," or other rewards, which means that some "magicians" will no longer need to use both hands or one hand to cast the "fireball spell."

According to the A Certain Magical Index, "Fireball" actually refers to two completely different types of magic: one is normal, which is a flame that only wizards can conjure out of thin air.

The other type is magic that can be cast by people without magic power. It is a kind of membrane magic that even Muggles can use skillfully, and it is also known as "Single God Magic (Speed)".

Why is it called "divine magic (speed)"?

The more frequently it is used, the higher the proficiency becomes, and the faster the spell can be cast.

However, despite having the word "fire" in its name, this version of "fireball" has no direct relation to fire; in fact, it emits liquid.

It has to be said that this is a legendary mystery in the magical world, and along with this mystery comes the rumor that "if you remain a virgin until the age of 25, you can become a wizard." This rumor is widely circulated in the Muggle world.

PS1: A deep bow of thanks to "dearmteam泠瞳" for the generous donation of virtual currency.

PS2: tide-chan is suffering from a hangover due to drinking too much at the "last supper" at the graduation party, and has been given many debuffs such as "losing health", "losing stamina" and "losing intelligence".

40. Simo's "fortune" and "misfortune"

However, since he was a genuine mage, Simon didn't need to wait until he was 25 to change his class; he could use fireball right now!

Well, theoretically, based on Mr. Seamus's age and the developmental stage of a mature human, both versions of the Fireball spell are usable for him now.

So now the question is: which version of Fireball did Mr. Seamus actually use?

Is this normal?

Abnormal? Hentai?

Or have you used both?

Everyone knows that Mr. Seamus is a "good boy".

But "children" also grow up and yearn to become "adults." Just like Simon is currently preparing to use the magic to find a partner, but he hasn't had time to utter the incantation yet.

Although Louise is currently very angry, and although she's not angry with Simmos because her little secret was discovered, she might very well stop being angry if Simmos recites the spell. The prerequisite is that Simmos doesn't foolishly let Louise discover that he already knows her little secret.

Yes, although Seamus's chest did not touch Louise's, he already knew what he needed to know.

You should know that Mr. Seamus, who shares a room with Miss Louise, has many opportunities to see things that he shouldn't normally see, in a very gentlemanly manner.

So Louise's "flat chest" might not be a secret to Simo, he just hadn't noticed it yet. But that didn't stop Miss Louise, enraged by having her hands bound, from taking revenge on someone—a sort of way of collecting interest in advance.

Now, let's recall how Louise collected interest.

She kicked it.

How did she kick it?

Lift your right knee upwards, moving towards the body's central axis.

In such a situation, if there were enough space for Louise's legs to move to the center, Mr. Seamus would be very, very "unlucky," and this misfortune could very well lead to "infidelity" later on.

"幸" (luck), "性" (sex), and "行" (action) are all options; you can choose the word that suits your judgment and understanding. However, regardless of which one you choose, the meaning and the result will be the same, and this will also be "unfortunate" for Louise in the future.

So it was really lucky for Mr. Simon that he "didn't hit the ball".

Why didn't you hit the vital target?

As mentioned before, the lifting and movement of the leg requires sufficient space to correct for relative errors in the other targets. However, in reality, this space does not exist between the two people.