The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

So he stared fiercely into Therese's eyes, as if to say, "You can't seduce me."

While she was doing this, the researcher quietly slipped something behind her back.

Simo certainly noticed it, though because he was lying down, he couldn't see clearly what it was.

However, one thing is certain: it wasn't women's clothing, because that damn thing was still safely in Therese's hands.

Seamus didn't press Therese on what she had hidden, but instead said with a forced smile, "Oh, I see, I see, pajamas, is that it?"

This "I'd be a fool to believe you" attitude, though not explicitly stated, was clearly evident.

"Haha, isn't that right?" the researcher retorted with a slightly stiff smile.

Then, in a tone that said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway," she continued to forcefully explain, "Seeing how tired you are, from the heart of a parent, I really couldn't bear to see you like that, and I couldn't bear to wake you up again. So, I took the liberty of changing your clothes so that you could feel more at ease."

Miss Researcher, don't you know that explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact, and fact is that it really happened?

"Wouldn't this be too much trouble for you? I'm really sorry to bother you so much~" Ximo continued to laugh it off.

"No trouble at all, no trouble at all," Theristina quickly waved her hand.

How could anything related to scientific research be considered troublesome?

Of course, the dedicated researcher didn't say this out loud!

Similarly, in order to study the marks on Ximo's body, she took advantage of him while he was unconscious and stripped him naked... She didn't say anything!

And will you talk about learning from the good examples of predecessors and not missing out on taking photos and videos?

Obviously not!

As for close observation, touching it repeatedly, and collecting some liquid samples (blood, sweat, saliva, including but not limited to the above), of course, it's even more impossible to talk about!

How can you say that?

If I say it out loud, wouldn't people misunderstand that Miss Theristina is a pervert?

Huh? Isn't that right?

Of course not!

The researcher was merely conducting an accessible exploration and discovery for the sake of science, making a sacrifice for a noble scientific purpose! Why do some troublemakers always misunderstand?

Even without seeing or asking, Miss Theristina knows that there are always some self-righteous, short-sighted trolls and haters who only focus on the conspicuous word "sacrifice" but fail to open their eyes to see the prefix "science"!

Is scientific dedication the same as dedication in the ordinary sense? Is scientific dedication the same as that of an artist or a teacher? Is it the same in essence?

Believe it or not, Miss Therese believes it!

Why is the researcher so confident?

Who told you that she was the one who offered herself?

Simo was the one having his blood drawn, Simo was the one having his sweat extracted, Simo was the one having his mouth pried open, and he was being squeezed dry... cough cough cough...

In short, everything is for science! For Academy City, for the sustainable development of humanity, and for a more diverse and brighter future!

The humble researcher, Teresina, was merely conducting a simple, rudimentary physical examination while working towards the cause of light, in order to investigate the superpowers that Seamus had previously displayed in the research institute.

However, the fact that no written consent or legal authorization was obtained for the experimental samples is questionable.

However, the researcher did conduct a verbal inquiry during Simo's coma.

Huh? Mr. Seamus didn't respond?

"No response, doesn't that mean they agree?"

Although she convinced herself to take action, the guilty Miss Therese knew that such nonsense would not fool the cunning Simo.

but!

"As long as we don't get caught, it'll be fine, right?"

The researcher believed that as long as she did it discreetly, and as long as she got it done before Simon woke up...

"Damn it! You brat, what are you doing up so early?"

Seeing Ximo suddenly open his eyes, the female researcher was filled with utter disbelief, cursing, and utter utter utter madness, but she did not lose her composure.

Because she felt it didn't matter, because she felt that as long as she could get away with it, she could still maintain her image as a cool and beautiful scientist older sister.

(Symour: When did you start having that misconception?)

"Luckily, I was prepared!"

At this moment, Miss Theristina once again admired her own intelligence; she had anticipated the possibility of Simon suddenly waking up on the way home.

For this purpose, she specially purchased some "little props," such as: girls' clothing suitable for 7 or 8-year-old children! For example: cute cat ear hair clips! Bows! For example: magic girl wands!

Ms. Theristina stated very seriously that she is not a pervert/slut/dream maker, she is just a cosplayer.

That's right! This isn't a slide analysis! It really isn't a slide analysis!

Why don't you believe me?

Huh? A phone photo? A test tube? A syringe?

This is cosplay!

That's right! It's a scene of a cosplayer dressed as a magical girl getting a medical check-up!

230. On how to scientifically apply genetic factors to the face

"Oh, I see, I see, cosplay, right?" Ximo nodded and said.

"Of course~ Of course~"

Theristina sat up straight, raised her hand and pushed up her glasses; the reflection from the lenses perfectly blocked the view from below.

Even without seeing her shifty eyes, Simo could tell she was lying.

With a stern face, Seamus pointed behind Therese: "Miss Researcher, could you please tell me what that is?"

Therese turned around and looked at the adorable dolls that covered an entire wall, her expression changing three times.

Then, under Seamus's questioning gaze, Teresa put on an exaggerated and awkward smile, and said in a "what's the use" manner, "Hahaha, surprised, aren't you? But there's nothing I can do, I can't help but collect these cute little things as soon as I see them, you don't know this feeling! I..."

"Sorry, I'm not interested in your unusual hobbies, nor do I have a habit of prying into other people's privacy. I'm just curious~ Can you tell me: Why? Is there a bloody smell there?"

Are you fucking dog-sounding? How can you smell this?

However, no matter how unhappy Theristina was, and no matter how much she cursed Seamus in her heart, it couldn't change one fact: her act of drawing Seamus's blood had been exposed. She had sealed it all away; how could this guy still smell it?

For those engaged in scientific research, especially human research, how can they function without blood tests and analysis?

Genetic factors~ clones~ the army of clones~ 20,000 little sisters~

So, taking advantage of the fact that Seamus was unconscious and that Misaka Mikoto had been sent home, it would be a disservice to the noble title of scientist, Theries, alone with Seamus in a room, to not do something exciting, something that would get the blood pumping! No! It would be an injustice!

So she unceremoniously squeezed a large jar of fresh blood from Simo's body at the first opportunity, and then quickly hid it.

As for whether there was any attempt to retaliate during this process, or whether more samples were taken than the prescribed amount or usage was allowed?

Wahaha~

Miss Theristina is so excited! Seamus's blood is boiling! -- Theristina is sorry, Seamus!

So it's no wonder that Simo felt completely drained after waking up.

Even without noticing the extra small hole in his arm vein, Simo knew that the old woman in front of him had bled him out.

If one's semen is equivalent to ten times the blood, then judging from my semen volume today, I'm probably not far from reaching my climax.

If it weren't for the rune's healing effect, which replenished a lot of his life force, Simo probably wouldn't be able to pull out a metal can from a pile of dolls with such rage now.

Holding up the high-tech container, Ximo waved it at the researcher and asked in a "friendly" tone, "Researcher, can you tell me what this is?"

In fact, if his body hadn't been "hollowed out" by Therese, Seamus wouldn't be trying to "reason" with this crazy female scientist like he is now.

He'd wanted to try the "Friendship-Breaking Punch" for a long time!

Unfortunately, even if he wanted to take action now, it would be almost as easy as giving someone a massage. Fortunately, Miss Therese didn't realize he was just bluffing.

However, similarly, the researcher's dictionary doesn't seem to contain a single word: frank! open! honest! generous!

"A new type of tomato drink!" the researcher said to Simo in an extremely serious tone.

One of the essential qualities of a scientist: perseverance!

Skill description: "Which scientist didn't have to go through hundreds of attempts before finally getting to hold their daughter's hand after all the failures? If you don't have a strong mentality, what kind of scientist are you?"

Effect: When facing difficulties, SAN value increases by 100 points, and a single-target buff is gained: Immovable as a mountain!

"..."

New type? Tomato drink? Which brand of beverage adds hemoglobin to it?

Seeing the disbelief on Simo's face, Teresa pretended to be calm and said, "Well, this is actually a new product with a dark theme developed by Walnut Smoke & McWell Pastry Shop - Satania's 'Blood Juice'! Because it is mainly aimed at customers who want to experience the feelings of vampires and great demons, both the color and taste are exceptionally realistic! That's why it's so popular."

The second professional talent of scientists: Deception!

Skill description: "Who the hell told you scientists are all honest people? Pshaw! These days, if someone can't fool others, can they pass their master's thesis defense? Can they pass their doctoral dissertation defense? Can they fabricate three or four publicly published articles every year and get promoted to professor? Can they swindle research funding from those idiots and nouveau riche?"

Effect: Increases verbal dexterity by 300%. I'm a graduate of a prestigious overseas university, and I became an associate professor at the age of 20. Do you think I can't fool a idiot like you?

"Really?"

Looking at the jar in his hand, Ximo asked with a hint of doubt, "Would anyone really buy something like this?"

Therese patted her chest confidently: "Of course!"

"So where is the production date?"

"Huh? Production date!"

"Yes! And what about the certificate of conformity and the manufacturer's information?"

Simon turned the metal can over and over in his hands, turning it upside down, but couldn't find a single word on it. He stared at Teresa. "Could this be a counterfeit product?"

"Well, it's a small business, just producing and selling our own products," the researcher said with an awkward smile, her back already soaked with sweat.

Simo sighed, "You really dare to buy something like this?"

"Be brave enough to try new things!" Teresa said this sincerely, because isn't the charm of science precisely in exploration and discovery?

"So tell me what you discovered after trying it?" Ximo asked curiously.