The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

228. Magical Girl? What a surprise! (I'm not going to be a pervert~)

Simon had a dream

In his dream, he returned to Ashford Academy.

He easily and happily rescued the scheming teacher, not only restoring the latter's memories, but also unwittingly helping Lelouch regain his octopus body.

Yes, tentacles are definitely more familiar to Ximo.

Yo, long-awaited takoyaki! Why not have some while it's hot?

As soon as the words were spoken, Louise jumped out and objected, Tabaça jumped out and objected, and Henrietta jumped out and objected as well...

He left them aside and only wanted to have sex with this dead octopus?

How can this be!

So the octopus left, and Simo and the witches began their fierce battle.

As a result, he punched the Duchess and stomped on the Queen, each punch landing hard and causing them pain, showing them the proper way to greet the head of the household.

They were beaten until they screamed in pain, and this scream attracted the attention of the mastermind behind the scenes.

So Simmo punched Homura and stomped on Homura Akemi. Wait a minute, aren't these two the same person? Why are there two of them?

Simo realized he was probably dreaming. Besides, when could he ever beat Homura Akemi?

Hmm, whatever, so what if it's a dream?

Or perhaps it is precisely a dream that is good.

In short, Simo decided to vent his anger and feel good first before making any further decisions.

Before the excitement was even halfway over, another "Circular Principle" appeared, accusing Simo of infringing on personal property and saying, "Even a dream cannot infringe on someone's portrait rights."

Damn it! They hit the kid, and now the older one comes along – this is never going to end!

What business is it of yours if I'm daydreaming? Bring it on if you dare!

Mr. Simo, roaring in anger, then fought another fierce battle with the Law of Cycles, and only Simo felt the pain.

There's absolutely no law!

It was clearly Ximo's own dream, yet he still got beaten up. Is there no justice in this world?

Then the Circular Principle shamelessly told Simo: Heavenly Principle? That's her sister! She did it!

Fourth tone, related words: capable.

Simo was so angry he almost vomited three liters of blood.

But he's not the kind of person who gives up so easily, not even in nightmares!

Being in charge of one's own territory is Ximo's dream. If he backs down now, how can he ever train Louise and achieve his dream of defeating Houmura?

Even though it's just a daydream, you should always have dreams, right? What if they come true?

So how can we just give up like this!

This wasn't a wishful thinking Simmo used to comfort himself; it was a hope he never gave up until the very last moment.

Every game, whether it's basketball, tennis, football, or any other high-stakes sport, will eventually come to an end. But as long as you don't give up hope, there will always be a chance to challenge yourself and succeed again!

And so, the advanced experience of a certain ancient Eastern country tells Ximo: the more courageous the people are, the more the land will yield!

Although this statement exaggerates the role that subjective initiative can play in transforming the objective material world by a little.

However, if we apply our subjective initiative to the transformation of the subjective ideal world, then there is no problem, right?

Question 1: What would happen if humans lost the ability to make associations?

Question 2: What would happen to humans who have the ability to make associations?

Explode! Reality! Shatter! Fantasy!

Dream on! Dream on! Dream on!

Driven by an unwavering desire for victory, they indulge in delusions! Delusions of power capable of defeating the Law of Cycles, of defeating all gods and demons!

Even if he only won in his dream, even if it would all vanish when he woke up, Ximo still didn't want to lose!

And so, Simo saw it!

Light appeared in what was once an empty place!

It started as small as a needle tip or a grain of rice, then grew bigger and bigger, and became brighter and brighter!

Then, just as Mantouka exclaimed, Houmula screamed, and Ximo was about to go blind, the light disappeared, and in its place appeared a mysterious creature never seen before!

"Make a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

Unknown creature, in English it's unidentifiedysteriusnil, abbreviated as u. It's u! It's u! Not ur!

The moment this creature, which resembled both a cat and a rabbit, appeared, Simo heard a grating chewing sound.

Homura, even if you have good teeth, you don't need to show off here!

Seeing Homura's reaction, Simo felt much more at ease, but what U said left him somewhat confused.

Magical girl? Wait a minute! You're kidding!

It turned out the other person wasn't joking. With her little red eyes sparkling, she looked at Seamus seriously and said, "You want to defeat her, right? You want power, don't you? So, let's make a contract! As long as you become a magical girl, I can give you power!"

Magical girls? The kind who transform into adult women with a stick, and are often accompanied by mascots or beasts? I've heard that recently they've gradually shifted from the card-wielding style to a hard-hitting style that uses fists or cannons to communicate, and there are even more militarized magical girls who directly use shotguns, grenade launchers, and other firearms.

Oh, so that's how Homura and Mantouka made their fortune.

With the explanation from the mysterious creature, Simo once again learned the sad story of a certain unlucky boss who was cheated out of his money and body by his female employee, and who eventually went from being a tycoon who owned the universe and worried about its sustainable development to becoming a hired hand, the punching bag of the god Yuan Shen, and the fire demon.

Why "again"? Because Simo had heard the same story before, albeit with subtle differences in the version. But that's not the point. The point is that if it's this mysterious creature, it might actually have the power to defeat Mantouka, after all, it's a former boss.

But, however, yet!

P! I'm a man!

Although he really wanted power, Seamus said that being a man in this life was great!

However, the mysterious creature remained unmoved by Seamus's roar: "Who says a man can't be a magical girl?"

Eh?

Eh?

Eh?

Is there an echo? No, it isn't.

Simo saw the same surprised expressions on Mantouka and Houmura's faces. Although their bewildered expressions were just something Simo imagined in his dream, he really wanted to find a camera to take a picture of them.

However, to be fair, this dream was really realistic. Even the detailed descriptions of the villain's face were so lifelike and accurate. It's truly a testament to my brain.

Just as Simo was praising his own product, a salesperson named Miwu, eager to boost sales, started promoting his flagship product with pictures and text.

"Recently, the demand for magic in the multiverse has exceeded the supply. Look at these: Magical Girl Ayumu, Crossdressing Magical Boy, Monkey Magic, Magical Girl Prettybell... As long as you make a handprint—cough cough—I mean a contract—you can possess powerful abilities just like them!"

To be honest, Simo does have some respect for Miwu's dedication and professional skills, but...

The two in the middle are one thing, but what are those one in front and one at the tail?!

A female magical zombie? A female muscular coach?

Don't bring out such disgusting things and offend your eyes!

But the unscrupulous pyramid scheme members, driven by their sales targets, wouldn't let it go. They relentlessly pestered Simo, insisting he wear those awful clothes! They even encouraged Mantouka and Houmula to lend a hand and help Simo change! The latter readily agreed.

your sister!

What about your class stance? What about your deep-seated hatred and resentment towards the world?

Although I know that anything illogical can happen in dreams, don't just go along with it so easily!

"I don't want to be a pervert!"

Simo, feeling his clothes about to be stripped off, roared as he woke from his nightmare.

Then he saw it, became furious, and shouted, "What are you doing?!"

On the unfamiliar ceiling, Simo lay on the bed, shirtless, his clothes torn and thrown aside, while the female researcher knelt on his waist.

However, what is extremely incongruous with this beautiful scene is Miss Theristina's guilty, smug smile and the blinding device she is trying to put on Simo.

Isn't this a dress?

cos―229. A Certain Scientific Magical Girl's Physical Examination (I'm Not a Pervert)

If one day you wake up from a deep sleep and find a mature and charming older woman kneeling in front of you, what would you think?

The older sister's face is so pretty, her eyes are so big, her lips are so sexy, her eyelashes are so long, and her long hair brushing against her nose makes me want to sneeze.

And this soft and fragrant older sister is actually taking off your clothes!

Aren't you happy? Aren't you excited? Aren't you a little overwhelmed?

Chirp, chirp, chirp, the same moonlight throughout the ages.

Ah, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight!

If it weren't for the previous nightmare, and if he hadn't seen the thing in Miss Theristina's hand, Simo would probably have asked Mr. Natsume for help with the English translation.

Unfortunately, the unfamiliar ceiling wasn't a night sky with a bright moon hanging above it.

Let alone the fact that they are currently indoors, even if they went outdoors, with the optical pollution and towering buildings everywhere in Academy City, how could they possibly see the moon?

Haha, it looks more like a man-made one!

(Product placement: The Hanabishi Department Store rooftop planetarium opens today! The girl-type reception robot Hoshino Yumemi is at your service. Welcome!)

In short, right now, Ximo's heart is not filled with any joy, but rather with anger.

"Miss Researcher, may I ask what you're trying to do?"

The two white eyebrows twitched repeatedly, silently but clearly expressing the owner's suspicion.

"Oh dear~ You're sleeping so soundly, I'd like to change your pajamas~"

Theristina chuckled and sat up. She was only wearing a nightgown and was still damp from her shower, which made Seamus unsure where to look. He felt that if he looked away, it would be like losing face.