The Daily Life of a Hogwarts Terrorist

"So, you accidentally dropped the perfume that Montmorency gave you while you were chatting with your friend?"

"Yes."

"And then, Kate, a first-year student who happened to be passing by, spotted him?"

"That's right."

"And then last night you went on a tryst with this Kate in the forest of Laros Yuri?"

"How about it? Isn't it romantic? In the forest..." Kishu said with a sly look on his face, trying to tell Seamus how wonderful it would be to have a rendezvous in the forest. However, Kishu did not notice how gloomy Seamus's expression was.

[Damn it, why haven't I ever been invited out by a lower-grade girl!] Although through conversation, Simo had confirmed that Kishu wasn't gay, for some reason, Mr. Simo felt even more annoyed and frustrated than before, so...

boom!

"I'll ask you a question, you answer it! If I didn't ask anything, shut up!"

"Yes, yes..." Looking at the newly added black hole, Kishu answered tremblingly, secretly gritting his teeth and thinking that if he didn't need to ask Ximo for help, he wouldn't be so cowardly.

【How could the Bronze-level Lord Gish be so weak!】Gish justified his humble behavior in his heart, though only he himself knew what he was really thinking.

“Continue.” Seamus paused abruptly, as if struggling to find the right words, but luckily he found one quickly: “So, thanks to your cronies’ leaks, Kate discovered that you were having an affair with Montmorency behind her back?”

“What do you mean by ‘having an affair’? What a vulgar word! We’re just attracted to each other! And it’s not behind Kate’s back, I just haven’t told her.”

"So that means Kate didn't know she was the other woman before?"

"What do you mean by 'third party'? Miss Kate, you're very pure! As pure as a lily!"

"Oh~ so the third party is Montmorency?"

"Nonsense! Montmorency and I are truly in love! No matter how much you slander a girl's reputation, I'll fight you to the death!"

"You and Montmorency are truly in love? What about you and Kate?"

"This is true love too."

"However, now both of your true loves are dissatisfied with you, so you've broken up."

"This is only temporary. Those ladies cannot understand the meaning of Rose's existence! But I will bring them both back into my arms!"

【The two of them!】

Seamus sighed. Faced with such a benevolent yet shameless nobleman—Kish du Gramont—Seamus really wanted to give him another explosion. And, of course, that's exactly what he did.

However, it was a little disappointing that the cunning Kisch managed to dodge it again, which was also related to Mr. Seamus being a little distracted at the moment.

In my fourteen years of life, why have I never encountered anything so wonderful? Like having women on both sides...?

【Wait! I'm a man who aspires to become a knight, how can I think like this?】 Mr. Seamus, who was determined to fulfill his knightly vows, shook his head, banishing those unnecessary worries.

However, Simo's actions—first a silent explosion, then a sigh, and finally a shake of his head—were interpreted in a different way by the already terrified Kishu. Taking advantage of Simo's distraction, the brave Kishu leaped forward.

"Boss, Boss Ximo, you can't just not help me! If you help me get through this, I'll be your little brother from now on, please." With that, Kishu hugged Ximo's leg.

"Hey, let go! You bastard, didn't I tell you to stay away from me?!"

"Brother Seamus, I beg you, please help me out of respect for the fact that I secretly helped you this morning. Just give me a few of your poems, and let me sing them a few times at the gates of Kate and Montmorency, and they will surely come back to me."

Simo wondered where Kisch's inexplicable confidence came from. He had told Pansy about Shakespeare's works countless times, but Pansy still cursed him without hesitation.

Seamus hadn't even considered that his earlier words were all veiled insults. If that could change Pansy's attitude towards him, it would be truly unbelievable. Of course, Seamus, currently in Tristan, wasn't in the mood to concern himself with Hogwarts. What truly "angered" Seamus was: "You bastard! You were really thinking of two-timing me!"

"How can you say I'm playing both sides? They are both wings that accompany me as I fly through the sky!"

"What? How could you say such disgusting things? And where are your hands touching?!"

boom!

Unable to contain his anger any longer (due to envy and jealousy), Simo finally lost control of his rage, and the world finally became quiet again.

However, due to the close-range fire coverage, he was also knocked unconscious by the blast.

So when the first person to discover the body arrived at the scene, she saw two ragged, handsome young men embracing each other unconscious.

"Eeya~~~~~~~~~~~"

An excited scream instantly echoed throughout the entire school.

After that day, Seamus became famous. Although he was already famous at Hogwarts, and although the fact that he was "summoned to this world as a human by Louise as a familiar" made him famous in itself, this time his fame was completely different from the previous kinds of fame.

So when Simo woke up in the morning, he found that almost overnight, the girls seemed to be looking at him differently.

For example, the next morning at breakfast, a cute little girl with chestnut hair from a lower grade ran up to Simo and looked at him repeatedly.

Just as Simo, holding a spoon, was about to ask her if she mistook him for a rare animal in a zoo, the lovely girl blushed and ran back to the table where her companion was.

Simo faintly heard voices coming from the other side, such as "That's him!" "As expected!" "This is love!" "I didn't expect Lord XX to be this kind of person, but I'm so happy!" and similar things were happening in many other seats.

This gave Simo a bad feeling, so he started asking for help on the spot. As for who he was asking for help from, well, need I say more?

"Louise, why are so many people looking at me?"

P.S.: The cover is already there, but Ruoye-san said I need to clear the cache to see it. As for how to clear the cache...

30. When will this lively and youthful romantic comedy end?

In fact, due to the impact of yesterday's explosive magic, coupled with physical exhaustion, when Seamus woke up, he found himself sleeping soundly in Louise's bed until the next morning.

Why did Seamus know it was Louise's bed? Of course, it's because the bed's owner was sleeping right next to Seamus.

To avoid any unnecessary misunderstandings, Seamus would like to clarify that his relationship with Louise is purely platonic. Although they sleep close together, nothing inappropriate has happened.

Really!

Because Louise was clearly taking care of the unconscious Simo, she moved a chair over and stayed by Simo's bedside all night. After that, she couldn't stay awake any longer and finally fell asleep on the bed.

So even though Louise's head was very close to Simo's, even though Simo could smell the faint floral scent on her pink hair, and even though Simo's heart rate was a little off-normal, their relationship was truly very pure and innocent.

So, Seamus, who slept until dawn, had no idea what had happened after he fell unconscious the day before. How were he and Kiss discovered? And how were they moved to Louise's bed? Seamus had absolutely no idea.

Actually, Simon had asked Louise about this in the morning, but Louise only said that she didn't know either, because Simon, who was unconscious, was brought back by a group of younger girls, and she was quite startled at the time.

After thanking her quickly, Louise busied herself taking care of Simo. Fortunately, with the experience from the previous day, Louise was quite experienced. However, this time, for some reason, Louise did not let Simo sleep on the haystack, but instead carried him directly to the bed.

Louise blushed slightly as she thought about this, and then she heard Seamus ask her a question. Louise didn't know how to explain it, because she had no idea, and she was also very curious as to why so many girls were looking at her familiar.

[This guy isn't even that handsome, so how come he's suddenly so popular with girls? And they're all in the lower grades?]

Louise got angry, and the consequences of her anger were directly reflected in her answer: "I don't know, don't ask me, you idiot!"

Louise's answer was clear and unambiguous; she simply didn't know. However, in Seamus's eyes, it was interpreted differently.

Why is Louise blushing?

Her flushed face indicated that she was very agitated. So what exactly had caused Louise to feel so unsettled?

So, let's take another look at the question I just raised?

Simo felt that Louise must know something, otherwise she wouldn't have reacted this way. Normally, to avoid angering Louise, Simo should have acted as if nothing had happened.

But after that younger girl came over, Simo realized that things were really not going well. Half of the people in the cafeteria were looking at him, while the other half, who weren't looking at him, were all blank-looking boys and Louise who was deliberately ignoring him.

"But you clearly know something."

"How would I know? I told you not to ask me! You idiot!"

Well, this time Seamus didn't ask any more questions, but his expression betrayed him, and Louise went berserk.

"A mere familiar dares to question its master."

Since her riding whip wasn't with her, Louise drew her wand this time, ready to teach Seamus a lesson. Louise wanted Seamus to know: "A familiar that doesn't trust its master is not a good familiar!"

However, before Louise could even utter the incantation, Seamus, who was prepared, preemptively brandished his wand: "Expelliarmus!"

With a whoosh, Louise's wand landed in Seamus's right hand.

Seamus realized he was becoming increasingly proficient with his left hand. Why hadn't he noticed this sooner at Hogwarts? How could he cast spells with his left hand so powerfully and smoothly? If he could discover something, how much debt could he avoid?

[But then again, why hasn't the Hogwarts search party arrived yet? It's been three days already, hasn't it?]

Not knowing how much longer he could stay, Seamus handed his wand to Louise with a troubled expression, only to have it snatched away by her.

"Hey! What kind of magic was that just now?" Louise asked, annoyed. This jerk really didn't give her any face.

Simo rolled his eyes, thinking that girls' thoughts were indeed hard to guess. Yesterday, she even used "Dear Simo" (although it turned out that Louise said it on purpose for the effect of a prank), but today it turned into "Hey".

Merlin, please give me back my lovely Louise from yesterday afternoon!

Just half an hour ago, Simo had been deeply moved by Louise's thoughtful care throughout the night, but now, seeing Louise, he could only feel admiration for the Chinese sage. However, Simo secretly thought that when the old man said those words, he must have been offended by the little girl's lack of humility.

This feeling is so strange! Even though Louise is cold and indifferent, Simon doesn't dislike her at all; it's as if Simon knows that although Louise acts cold and indifferent, she doesn't actually dislike him. This feeling is really strange.

For a brief moment, Simo was so engrossed in this strange atmosphere that he forgot what he was supposed to be doing, watching Louise pout and get angry. But soon someone reminded Simo not to forget about "hatred."

“Eeya~~~~”xn

Amidst the frenzied screams of countless girls, Kisch, with a pained expression, and Montmorency, with an excited look, appeared at the cafeteria entrance. At that moment, the lower-grade girl who had previously observed Simon up close skipped over to Montmorency and whispered something in his ear.

At this moment, Simo noticed that everyone in the cafeteria had focused their attention on the entrance, and then quickly half of the girls' eyes shifted back and forth between him and Kisher. As for the remaining half, which consisted of boys' gazes... ...

"Wait, really? How could Kate and Montmorency get along so well?"

"Look, those two ladies are together and they haven't started fighting."

"No, look closer. It's not just those two, Kisch is there too."

"Could it be that Lord Kishu finally succeeded in a threesome?"

Simo overheard bits and pieces of a group of boys talking, and only at this moment did he realize that the lower-grade girl who had come to observe him earlier was Kate, one of the girls who had been rumored to be dating Kisher.

[But why did Kate even come all the way to see me? And why are the girls so excited? Shouldn't a two-timing freak like him be beaten to death the moment they see him?]

Mr. Simo concluded the following three points: First, he really couldn't understand the culture of the other world; second, no matter which world the girls came from, he couldn't figure out what they were thinking; third, the strange atmosphere in the cafeteria this morning was indeed related to Kishu!

Before Seamus could even ask what was going on, Kishu stormed over angrily and shouted, "For our honor! Let's duel, Seamus! Tell them we like girls!"

"what?"

P.S.: Tomorrow is the Dragon Boat Festival, and I'd like to take a three-day break. Updates will resume on the 12th. Does anyone agree? (???w???) If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes~ That's all. Happy Dragon Boat Festival everyone~

31. The Passing on of the Torch

Five minutes later, everyone, including the chefs and maids who had been busy in the kitchen, left the dining hall to watch the duel. The fire in the unattended stove was still burning fiercely, and the stew in the pot was bubbling and releasing a rich aroma, but the broth was dwindling, dwindling.