On the one hand, now that I'm no longer single, I should at least keep a little distance.
On the other hand, as Lu Xun once said: If it weren't for the purpose of procreation, men would actually prefer to play with other men. Even something as simple as fencing can provide the thrill of close combat.
"You can't say that! The club pays me a fixed salary, but the money for these gifts is my own!"
"Fine, just keep being stingy. Speaking of which, why do you always pick weak junglers like Zac, Coral Reef, or Malphite when you duo queue with me? It's exhausting." Bao Sang was practically throwing up. He'd originally wanted to duo queue to climb the ranks and ride on this up-and-coming jungler's popularity, but this guy was picking a weak jungler every game. Was he even stronger than the enemy mid laner?
Emm
Right now, he actually seems to be stronger than the opposing mid laner.
That's fine.
"You don't understand. It's not that I like weak junglers, I just want to make my voice heard as much as I can."
"for example?"
"For example, I have a brother who got cheated on but he doesn't know it. I know, but I can't tell him directly because I'm afraid he won't be able to accept it. I can only subtly hint at it to him in this way, hoping that one day he will see my live stream and realize it in time." After thinking for a moment, Luo Fei decided to quote a classic QQ chat dialogue from his previous life.
"Is it really that bad? This guy is so pitiful." Bao Sang silently lit a cigarette after hearing this, feeling a pang of sympathy for the man. This was a man's tragedy, but thankfully he was single, so the implication couldn't be directed at him.
As for the live stream room, it exploded instantly.
"??? Someone got cheated on?"
"The old man in the palace is overjoyed! Who is this lucky... ptooey! Who is this pitiful guy? I'll go comfort him."
"First, let's rule out Bao Sang; he doesn't even have a girlfriend."
"Mystic is probably the only one on WE who has a girlfriend, right? Really?"
Luo Fei probably never imagined that his unintentional hint would directly shift the focus of public opinion towards his own teammate, Mystic. Well done.
"Alright, hopefully he'll remember. I'm logging off." The livestream is only two hours long, two games should be enough. Time to get some sleep, there's a tough battle tomorrow.
"OK, let's reschedule for another day."
Without a second thought, Bao Sang knew that this guy had a competition tomorrow, so he decisively ended the voice chat.
After stretching and getting up, Luo Fei happened to see Wangzai next door ending his live stream, and judging from his expression, he was clearly preoccupied with something.
"What's wrong, Wangzai? Why are you so unhappy?"
"No, it's just that there are so few people in the live stream, it feels like playing a single-player game, it's not very interesting." Xi Ye is quite honest in public these days, he can't really let loose during live streams, so naturally he doesn't have many viewers.
"I'll teach you a trick that will guarantee your audience explodes instantly."
"What? If it's about eating shit, then you can eat it yourself, don't drag me into it." He gave this idiot a disgusted look. If he really had a good idea, would this guy have told him?
It's a miracle he wasn't stabbed in the back.
"You have to believe me. When have I ever lied to you?"
"You said the same thing last time!"
"Last time it was an accident, but this time it's definitely a great idea. If it doesn't work, how about I make sure my movie downloads are always stuck at 99% from now on?"
hiss~
Now, Xi Ye had no choice but to believe him.
Such a vicious curse, what a ruthless person.
"Alright, tell me, what's the solution?"
Seeing Xi Ye finally take the bait, Luo Fei's lips curled into a mysterious smile.
"The solution, the solution is..."
PY: Let's guide the group members through "Hachiman Hikigaya, Become a Popular Person Too!"
July is almost here. I can already foresee the epic battles between the hedgehog cats after Spring 7.
Section 85, Chapter 79: The Greatest Art in the World
"Woman... women's clothing!??? Holy crap, you scoundrel, are you even human?" What the hell? A live stream of women's clothing? How can such lewd talk come out of a normal person's mouth?
"Believe me, although you're not famous yet, I have a feeling that the future belongs to cross-dressing. As long as you're willing to take the lead, everyone who cross-dresses will have to call you their ancestor~ How about it? Think about it?" He looked at Wangzai in front of him with a grin, and this time he really wasn't lying to him.
I don't know what's going on, but all the silly netizens in later generations are cross-dressing enthusiasts, always wanting to see others dressed as women. Some experts have even researched this phenomenon; perhaps it's because these people can't find girlfriends, have been single for so long that they find men attractive, and have gradually developed a liking for this kind of thing?
hiss~
The thought of two men performing a waltz with sharp blades sent a chill down Luo Fei's spine. That was just too damn awesome. Of course, while he thought about it, he still had to keep up the act.
You know Lu Xun, right?
"Nonsense, it's a must-learn text in elementary school."
"Even such a sage once said that women's clothing is the greatest art, so how can you not believe it?"
"You're just bragging, aren't you? You think everything Lu Xun said is true?" Xi Ye finally understood; this guy was just trying to disgust people. What the hell is this about cross-dressing being a man's art? Why don't you just say nudity is a man's art?
"To gamble or not to gamble? Lu Xun actually said that."
What are we betting on?
"It's not like I'm cheating you. Tomorrow night's supper is yours too, how about it? If you lose, you don't have to come tonight, it's on me."
It's a deal!
Upon hearing the bet, Xi Ye burst into laughter. Trying to bluff him? No way! He'd saved himself the trouble of tonight's hefty sum; he was going to rip him off tonight and see if this idiot dared to play tricks on him again.
Click on Baidu and search: Lu Xun, women's clothing
First item on the page: How should we view Lu Xun's statement: "The greatest and most enduring art in China is men dressing as women"?
. . . . . .
. . . . . .
Holy crap! It actually exists?
Xi Ye was stunned. "Dude, you really said cross-dressing was art? This time you really don't need us to hold you down? At least try to pull a fast one!"
The Xi Ye Hao was sunk.
"Hahaha~ I told you, when have I ever lied to you? Thanks for the late-night snack, son. You stay here and don't move. I'll go buy you an orange." With that, he dashed away, leaving Xi Ye looking completely bewildered, feeling as if he had been secretly stabbed in the back again.
the next day.
It's still some terrible tournament venue, and it's still the scene of malicious promotion by the Chinese server.
The match between EDG and WE is like a master beating his apprentice.
The match between IG and WE is called a clash of ancient powerhouses.
Those two are one thing. But to twist a simple match between him and OMG into a battle for the title of best player on the anti-gangster forum—isn't this official account overthinking things? Constantly exploiting him, is he some kind of pushover?
I feel terrible, like mushrooms.
Everyone is exploiting cats; when will cats be able to stand up for themselves?
Luo Fei finally felt a sense of empathy for the cats of later generations. Other people's fans would do everything they could to maintain their idol's image, wishing they could make their fans enemies of the whole world.
His fans usually wish he were dead. They'd make him perform a daring feat like breaking a boulder on his chest if they had nothing else to do. But if anything serious happens, they immediately distance themselves, claiming that the idol's actions have nothing to do with the fans.
Damn, he must be the most pathetic protagonist in the League of Legends.
OMG's lineup for the S6 Spring Split was surprisingly unpredictable.
Top Lane: Dark, a standard, consistent top laner, former StarCraft player, signature champions Riven, Shen, and Malphite. His player template can be directly defined as "Brother Ba".
Jungler: A top-tier jungler before the S5 World Championship, and a prime example of a brainless jungler after the S6 World Championship. The infamous jungler, "Escapee Quan," who escaped from that "reverse club."
Mid-laner Leng Shao. Handsome, rich, and skilled, he's one of the male lead archetypes from "You're Beautiful When You Smile," a younger version of Wu-Zhuang Tai (a popular Chinese singer). Not only does he have the exact same champion pool, but he's also more skilled, more handsome, richer, and has a completely different personality.
Based on these points alone, Wu-Zhuangtai is truly in a terrible situation. He never imagined that just by playing professionally, a player plus would eliminate him; he's truly pitiful.
AD: SMLZ, the eternal relegation emperor, possessing the iconic "Big Mouth Annihilation" moment, the famous expressionless template, and also one of the male protagonist templates. Let's add OMG's eternal god and the real Smile, and WE's Wei Shen. Done! The male and female protagonists have met ahead of schedule; the novel has come true.
Support... Support is a utility role in this version, so we'll skip him.
To put it bluntly, this match against OMG was about the top and jungle. S6's Xiye couldn't beat Cold in the mid lane, and Mystic in the bot lane couldn't beat SMLZ for the time being. Only the awakened Legge had an advantage in the top lane.
Today, we really have to watch his jungle rhythm again.
Luo Fei has had a really tough time.
"Wangzai, I'm begging you, have some decency! S6 has been going on for so long, and it feels like you can't even beat a mid-laner?" He was practically throwing up. Just counting on his fingers: Rookie, Doinb, Cool, Buddha, Tiger. That's a whole bunch of mid-laners he can't beat. Is this guy really that ridiculously bad?
In domestic battles, he gets crushed by mid laners and used as a charging station, but in international battles, he displays his prowess, chasing down several opponents at once?
They already have seasonal mid laners, and now they need to create a geographically specific mid laner? That's ridiculous.
"I didn't want this either, okay? These guys are as strong as animals, they have no idea how to allocate skill points." Xi Ye was also helpless. What happened to the LPL being known for producing great bot laners? Why does it feel like the mid lane is full of monsters?
He sighed helplessly. Honestly, the worst off is the jungler when the mid lane can't gain an advantage. In games like this where Xiye plays against these carry-type junglers, unless there's a tactical arrangement, he wouldn't dare pick a weak jungler. Without him watching, the mid lane would have already collapsed.
The game started simultaneously while we were chatting.
OMG, the moment I entered the page, LeBlanc, Fiora, and Rek'Sai were all eliminated. It's obvious they're aiming for mid-lane dominance, openly bullying Xiye because he can't beat Cold.
WE wasn't going to back down either: Lulu, Thresh, and Lee Sin. They directly banned strong supports and then banned Taobaoquan's Lee Sin. There was no way around it; compared to the other OMG players, they were more wary of SMLZ.
There wasn't much debate about the lineups on either side.
OMG: Top lane Tahm Kench, Jungle Graves, Mid lane Ahri, Bot lane Lucian + Bard
WE's lineup: Poppy (top), Nidalee (jungle), Kassadin (mid), Ezreal + Alistar (bot).
There's not much to say; this is how top lane is in this patch. Either you pick a split-push top laner and aggressively push your lane, or you pick a tanky champion like one of the three god-tier champions and just coast through the lane. Tahm Kench top lane was actually quite popular in competitive play for a while.
However, Luo Fei, the opposing team's jungler, did not expect that Luo Fei would pick Graves.
You've been languishing as a jungler for so long, are you perhaps hoping to regain your former glory?
Section 86, Chapter 80: The Obsessive-Compulsive Patient Silently Gives a Thumbs Up
From the very start of the game, WE found themselves at a huge disadvantage. After all, no team can always have the advantage, and no one can be a human radar that can predict the enemy jungler's start every game.
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