The same two beams of light, the same familiar wailing.

The only difference was that this time, Kid's expression was one of despair.

Once again, he lost in the battle of punishment.

Dragon, or WE's.

"Nice, you scoundrel!" That's a real achievement. Even though he's not level 16 yet, the impact of stealing two Baron Nashors, plus the Baron's attack bonus, makes this team fight a sure win, right?

Before he could even react, his own AD carry, Kog'Maw, flashed forward to lock him down and started taunting him. Mystic, whose nickname used to be "Chen Bigang" (meaning "Chen the Invincible"), was certainly not going to back down after such a powerful move as stealing two Barons.

then,

Then they were instantly defeated by the rookie and the zig.

An ADC jumps in and flashes in to deal damage like that, look how hard he can't get to sleep!

The WE team stared blankly at the suddenly deceased Kog'Maw, their minds simultaneously flashing back to the image of a certain pilot. The AD's sudden death made them abandon the team fight, and Luo Fei even used Flash to slip away and sell out Leg Bro who had entered the fray.

EDG team, they are truly the villains of the LPL.

Actually, there were only a few hundred words left before it ended, but if I wrote a little more, it would have exceeded 3000 words.

To save you some cat biscuits, I'm being thrifty~

Also, losing at 7 points is just ridiculous.

Chapter 77, Section 83: The King of Shit is Knocking on the Door.

With the second Baron Nashor in hand, WE immediately sounded the horn for their counterattack.

Although their lineup was ironclad in the early and mid-game, once the game dragged on to the late game, these disgusting things started popping up one after another.

The first to be affected is Kassadin, whose level 16 base automatically explodes.

Then there's Kog'Maw in the late game, who can have a total of 7 items, including Lulu.

Finally, there's Zac, whose health bar is as densely packed as a final boss's in the late game. And the last one remaining is even a Fiora with extremely strong split-pushing ability and her W ability.

Time quietly arrived at the point where they could exert their strength.

"Holy crap, you scoundrel, what kind of ridiculous build is this?" Xiye was happily farming the jungle when a pile of shit fell from the sky and instantly killed the F4 camp he had half-killed. Can you believe it? It was Zac! Where did Zac get his damage output to kill the giant bird?

Upon closer inspection, he found his inventory filled with a jumble of random equipment.

"Huh? Isn't this Zac's proper build? I followed the build guide." He looked at his equipment with some confusion. Sure enough, this build was both tanky and dealt damage, a perfect build, right?

"Wait, what the heck is this incantation?" Xi Ye's exclamation also made the others look at Zac's equipment. It was clearly normal equipment, but when put together, something just felt off.

"Haven't you all heard of this?"

"Sunfire Cape, Thornmail, Liandry's Anguish—hitting me is like hitting yourself. Thornmail retaliates, Sunfire Cape burns, Green Armor provides protection, Plate Armor is useless." This was personally taught to him by a master of outrageous strategies with tons of emoticons, so it shouldn't be a problem.

. . . . . . . .

Although they wanted to complain, Leg Bro and the others inexplicably felt that it rhymed a bit.

I even wanted to quietly call out "Skr~"

Forget it... It's already out, what else can you do? Ask the store owner for a seven-day no-questions-asked return policy? Don't be ridiculous, their seven days start from the date of shipment, but in the game, seven days are calculated in the blink of an eye.

There's no way I'm getting a refund, absolutely not. The last company to offer refunds, Apple, suffered huge losses and had to shut down their refund policy. They probably never imagined these idiots would spend so much money on games using their iPhones.

After using the Baron buff to turn the tide and destroy all of the enemy's outer turrets, Luo Fei recklessly jumped into the enemy team. In this version, Zac's ultimate still involves four jumps, and his target is very clear: wherever the enemy AD is, he goes; his goal is simply to neutralize Miss Fortune.

Zach's disgusting nature was on full display at this point in time.

Go ahead and hit him; the Thornmail inflicts heavy damage and reflects damage.

If you don't hit him, the torment from both men and women keeps burning your own bloodline.

For a percentage-based damage champion like Zac, even a small Liandry's Torment item is enough to give him the ability to solo kill an AD carry, let alone a large one. Combined with the Sunfire Cape effect, Miss Fortune was completely chased around.

On the front lines, Quinn and Lissandra have no way to deal with Kog'Maw. The annoying thing about this version of Lulu is that she has a lot of crowd control while also dealing high damage, and being a support, the steady Zero simply pulled out a Mikael's Crucible, leaving Lissandra with absolutely no room to maneuver.

If the enemy can't get in, and our team jumps in to deal damage, how can the other side win?

There's no way to win. Especially this Zac. He's tanky, fine. I spent ages auto-attacking, and he just picked up some poop from the ground and instantly recovered a tenth of his health. Considering Zac's terrifying health bar, that's several hundred in one hit.

The eighth-ranked player in esports is terrifyingly powerful.

In the end, all the commentators and viewers saw was an incredibly tanky Zac, flying through the IG crowd, chasing after five opponents with the help of four teammates behind him – a truly spectacular sight.

"Hiss~ I've seen this scene before."

"You know what, when I was in elementary school, I actually saw someone chasing a group of people with a broom covered in poop."

"Thinking about it carefully, the fist is really awesome, and Zac really does deal magic damage."

"This is hilarious! Mad Dog Fei has really become a mad dog now."

This is hilarious. Early game, he played timidly, getting chased and attacked relentlessly by the enemy, who specifically targeted the weakest link, bot lane. Later, once he got ahead, he started retaliating relentlessly, and there was no stopping him. If this guy wasn't incredibly tanky and had his passive ability, given the distance between them, he would have been focused down and killed long ago.

A few minutes later, seeing the exploding crystal and Zac inexplicably regain full health after being focused down, the IG players' mentality collapsed. As for the second game, WE finally picked a more conventional lineup and encountered Kid's Lee Sin, who was on a mental breakdown and kept using ward jumps, easily winning the second game.

Congratulations WE! X2

There's not much to say. Aside from the draft picks being incomprehensible to the opponents, WE played exceptionally well in both games. At this point, the public opinion surrounding WE had finally recovered from their previous losing streak, and they were being hailed as a team with a chance to make the playoffs.

Needless to say, the top spots are dominated by EDG's god-like players, RNG's top, mid, and jungle trio, and SS's Crystal and Holy Gun.

As for QG?

For now, we can only say that we haven't seen any positive changes since the gods took over. However, Jin Gugu's streaming frequency is increasing, and a certain Tang Pingyou has officially joined the club. We'll probably see a 1-minute BO5 match soon.

But what does this have to do with our protagonist?

No, that's not true. The first thing you should do after a match is check the live chat and comments on your phone. That's just how people are. When they play well, they want praise; when they play poorly, they want comfort and redemption.

Ultimately, it all boils down to wanting to be a proud, pure white lotus.

The comments were fine, mostly just lots of "666" messages. But on Tieba (a Chinese online forum), people have started respectfully calling him the "King of Shit."

What the hell? His signature champion Graves catchphrase is: "The King of Shit is knocking on the door, that's why Zac is so good." If it weren't for the fact that his smurf account wasn't low-level and would get bullied for speaking inappropriately, he would have already retaliated.

This guy transmigrated and became a professional player, and in his first game, he was greeted with all sorts of honorific titles like "God King" and "Emperor," even according to the seniority system on the forum, he was at least addressed as "Brother." Why is it that when it comes to him, all he gets is a "mad dog" prefix and nothing else? Doesn't he have any dignity?

At that moment, he even felt a little envious of EDG's Ai Luoli. Although Ai Luoli was bad, at least he was a prince.

etc...

Isn't he always being mocked for being the factory manager's protégé? Why not give him one too?

He didn't have much time to complain. Seeing this idiot acting foolishly again, the team leader, quite habitually, called over Leg Bro and pulled him outside to head back to base. After a few days of rest, they were now facing a series of intense battles. Tomorrow's opponent was the once-powerful OMG, a force to be reckoned with, though past its prime, they still posed a significant threat.

Who knows, we'll still have to see how this idiot performs tomorrow.

P.S.: The other chapter will probably be written tonight. I'll try to write it during my lunch break, and then I'll make up for the missed chapter tonight. Although it's probably not going to happen, typing on a phone is too slow.

Let me share with the group members: "I, a Yandere, Backstab Eriri from the Start!"

Another person got pulled over for speeding, apparently twice already. Those of you who like to drive fast know what I mean.

Sure enough, in this hedgehog cat where car crash scenes are everywhere, I am a breath of fresh air.

Section 84, Chapter 78: I Have a Friend

After defeating IG, the WE team naturally returned to their base and resumed their daily routine.

Endless scrimmages + ranked games that expand the hero pool + custom distance-sensitive training + 2 hours of high-intensity, entertaining live streams. This is how it happens every day in WE's training room.

As for that live stream, there was really nothing we could do about it.

In terms of strength, they're not necessarily much better; at best, they only have a chance to make the playoffs.

Speaking of team members' memes, so far only Luo Fei, that goofball, has a stable group of fans, but that's a niche group. You're a somewhat interesting newcomer, and you can't even reach the viewership of your old WE teammates' streams, yet you expect to catch up with the streams of teams like EDG and QG? No way.

Moreover, this year happened to be a year of rapid development for the live streaming industry. Many viewers still chose to hand over their wages to the female streamers and keep 200 yuan to eat steamed buns to get by. Unfortunately, at this time, it was not only the influx of capital into the live streaming industry that made things possible, but it also coincided with the large-scale cleanup of farms in a certain city. Countless hens instantly lost their customers and were forced to go ashore to try to switch from offline to online sales.

In this era where even burly men are using transformation devices to scam money, the emergence of such a high-quality, experienced, and delicious group of "chicken" (a term for highly skilled but unreliable individuals) is simply irresistible to the average "lucky guy." Ultimately, those remaining in Luo Fei's livestream are just a bunch of idiots who invested hundreds of millions in other livestreams and then entered "sage mode"—the kind of people who consider it a loss if they even sign up for a membership.

In short: a bunch of freeloaders.

Hmph, men.

When they're in the mood, they'll spend hundreds of yuan on a membership to a popular 6X app. But once the excitement fades, they'll consider even a single yuan a loss. That's just how real the world is. At least Luo Fei, seeing that not a single non-free gift had flashed in his livestream room for half a day, felt a series of black lines run through his mind.

"No, I was just being polite by saying you could send some free gifts, you know what politeness is? Can you guys stop being so clueless?!" This is ridiculous! He only earned 10 yuan in gifts after an hour of streaming? Are you guys even human?

At least his seafood channel showed 50 unregistered viewers. That means there should be at least 5000 people watching.

That's it?

He even randomly clicked on a badge in the live stream that claimed he was poor, but it turned out to be a level 13 player in a female streamer's live stream. (Level 13 in 16), damn it!

"23333"

"Give up. I'll admit defeat if you pay even a penny more. Don't even think about taking a single bill out of your grandpa's pocket."

"I'm the epitome of a freeloader, I won't give anything away for free! [Fully justified]"

"Um, I'm a student and can't afford to send gifts. Could you give me 200 yuan instead?"

Seeing this, the live stream chat exploded with laughter. It wasn't that they couldn't afford to give gifts; at this point in time, newcomers to live streaming were quite willing to spend generously. And at this time, giving money to the female streamer really did pay off.

What a pity, such a simple and beautiful era, where everything was about give and take.

Ahem, I've gone off on a tangent.

It's actually quite simple. As everyone knows, WE is an incredibly poor club. Just by looking at the footage from the livestream, you can tell how close Luo Fei, that idiot, is to his teammates. To put it simply, you can tell how stingy this club is just from the livestream.

The word "squeeze" has truly become deeply ingrained in WE's identity.

In this situation, they'd rather see this idiot stay poor, because it's fun. And rationally speaking, wouldn't it be better to spend that spare money as a female streamer? Just find any girl with fewer than 100 viewers in a live stream and throw money at her; you might just get a phone number.

If you add a little more, it might become a real-life version of "My Online Girlfriend, Come to My Side".

Emperor Condi was overjoyed.

"Alright, is it really necessary? You clearly have a ton of income even without any gifts." Bao Sang's voice came through the other end of the earphone at just the right time. Ever since they met in ranked matches, the two of them had secretly added each other on WeChat and often duo-queued, completely forgetting about Sister Zhou.

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