That being the case.
"Hey there, have you missed me lately? We haven't seen each other for so many days!"
"Are you out of your mind? Didn't we just meet today? You idiot, you didn't even talk to me today, do you want to die?" It would have been better if she hadn't said anything, because Zhou Jie got angry as soon as she said it.
She was already angry last week because he fooled her, and she was thinking of ignoring him for a week, or maybe he could coax her nicely and she would forgive him. But this clueless straight man has been harassing her with the "backup plan" three times a day, and she's going crazy.
What kind of person is this? When we meet in person, they're all talk and flirt, effortlessly pulling off all sorts of slick moves, even their conversations are incredibly smooth. But online, they're like a completely different person, suddenly unable to speak at all? This is totally different from anyone he's encountered before!
A few years ago, it was all online flirting, but in real life, he was completely unresponsive. Is this kid a genetic mutation? How can things be reversed? If Sister Zhou hadn't actually come and seemed a little lustful towards him, she would have blocked him and sent him on his way long ago.
Originally, I wanted to go over and pretend to celebrate his victory today to try and rekindle our relationship, but after he won, he ran around like a mad dog and I couldn't catch him at all. I didn't even see him.
Just thinking about this made Sister Zhou furious.
"Ah! Impossible! My sister Zhou is so beautiful, how could I not see her? You must be trying to test me! I will always love my sister Zhou!" A sudden sense of crisis overwhelmed him, breaking through his straight-man gene lock. Damn it, if he didn't answer well, he'd be in big trouble.
Fortunately, even if this response wasn't very smooth, it was at least enough to deal with the current crisis.
"Alright, at least you know how to talk. Hurry up and help me rank up!" Hearing that this clueless guy was finally starting to understand, Shufen instantly forgot all her unhappiness.
While straight men may not know how to charm girls, at least it shows they've never been in a relationship! Girls do care about a guy's virginity; only women are indifferent to the simple matter of a man's size. Besides, isn't it fun to personally mold a straight man into the kind of person you want?
Thinking of this, Shufen also revealed a mischievous smile.
Live stream chat:
"If I didn't mishear, this seems to be a girl?"
"Yes, you heard me right, upstairs. I've already taken out my diesel fuel and torches. How dare you betray our FFF group! Mad Dog Fei deserves to be punished by heaven!"
"I hate it! Why does even a toilet boy have a girlfriend? Does that mean my youth was a complete failure?"
"I just wanted to come in and pass on some fire, and you have to stuff a mouthful of dog food in my mouth! Do you know how hard it is for me, a noble lone wolf?"
The single viewers in the live stream were all envious. Back in 16, Zhou Jie wasn't famous yet; she had only just started live streaming. The Zhou Jie of today was truly a fan, not the later "Zhu Chongzhi." Although a few LCK viewers might recognize the name, they couldn't immediately place her.
What's more, this is Season 6, it's Season 6, guys.
What does it mean to be a female player in Season 6? It means that if you marked yourself as female, friend requests would flood your inbox from morning till night. Back then, Black Rose was truly known as the server with the most female players. In this era, having a female player to play with is such a wonderful thing.
Yeah, it would be even better if we could keep playing it later.
Unlike Luo Fei's impressive Platinum rank, Zhou Jie was only Gold, so matchmaking for this kind of game was quick. Because he was playing with a female player, Luo Fei immediately booked a spot for two people as soon as the game started. At this point in the game, if you just asked for an AD carry, others might not give it to you, but if you booked a spot, it was almost guaranteed.
Support players have absolutely no human rights.
"So, Sister Zhou, what should we play?" After glancing at the opposing team's female police officer and Janna, Luo Fei decided to leave the choice to Sister Zhou. When playing with female teammates, you always need to make your presence felt.
"The female police officer has a lot of mana consumption, how about you take Ashe? You take Ashe and I'll take Soraka?" After hesitating for a while, Sister Zhou suggested the hero combination based on her understanding.
Hearing those familiar words, Luo Fei's memory instantly returned to that night. It was a famous scene between a mourner and a top-class horse. Because the memory was so vivid, he couldn't help but utter a line.
"That... love!"
PS: PY is here again. I've gradually become a support device.
Book Recommendation: "Don't Even Think About Getting My Rewards for Favorability Points"
Let me tell you, I've scammed a lot of big shots' friends these past two days, and this is one of them.
Section 55, Chapter 54: Gentlemen, I like the Japanese female support hero.
You'll never know how strong a person's capacity for acceptance truly is, just like Luo Fei will never understand how powerful and timeless a meme can be.
If you try to discuss technical issues with silly netizens, they probably won't get your point no matter what.
But if you're just being lewd, countless silly netizens will instantly transform into Sherlock Holmes and righteously tell you to get it over with. There's no way around it; it's something ingrained in human DNA, an instinctive behavior.
"I'm so fed up! Is this why I don't have any friends?"
"What the hell is love? I'm calling the police."
"Hello? Is this the super admin? Someone's speeding here. Yes, it's the same bend. This time the steering wheel is still there, but the car is gone."
"Does the streamer accept apprentices? I want to apply!"
Countless netizens were amazed.
A perfectly good League of Legends game was turned into a scandalous affair, leaving even seasoned viewers impressed. Countless netizens practically begged to kneel down and pull out their last 200 yuan, clamoring to go to the second microphone and become the streamer's apprentices. If they had inherited even a fraction of this slickness and emotional intelligence, they wouldn't have been hanging out with Xiao Zuo and Xiao You for so long.
On the other side of the game, Sister Zhou blushed deeply. To be honest, at this time, she wasn't as outgoing as she was in later years. Right now, she was just a shy little girl, at most stronger in combat than other girls.
"Ugh! Hurry up and choose one, time's almost up!" The sudden provocation left her momentarily speechless, but as a professional host, she was still adept at changing the subject.
"Then... Leona it is." After thinking for a while, Luo Fei replied in the same way.
"Leona? Isn't that a good matchup against Janna?" Although confused, Zhou Jie still locked in the champion because she trusted the pro player. With a pro carrying her, she figured she couldn't possibly lose a Gold-ranked game.
"Oh, it's okay, I just simply like Leona support characters."
"I see." Hearing the reply from the other side, Shufen let go of her doubts. If it's just a personal preference, then Sister Zhou has nothing to say, after all, it's not strange for players to have special bonds with certain heroes.
Eh!
Wait a minute... Didn't something just happen?
Japanese support?
Holy crap!!!
As a professional host, Zhou Jie reacted quickly. But she was still a little slow.
"666666, the Japanese female support is pretty good."
"Waaaaah, I want to be a support hero too ┭┮﹏┭┮."
"I'm so frustrated! Aren't you going to do anything about this? The car dent is right in my face."
"If I had that kind of thinking, seriously, I'd at least have kids old enough to run errands by now."
I am utterly impressed; I am truly in awe of you this time.
When these guys play League of Legends and meet a girl, the most they think about is how to help her gank and build an advantage, and maybe a slightly more advanced player would duo queue in the bot lane to develop a relationship. Even so, things like flirting are something that should be done gradually.
No one else can integrate driving into the game in such a simple and natural way as this streamer. He is definitely a master among masters!
Two consecutive attacks left Sister Zhou completely bewildered and feverish. One moment she was a total straight man, the next a master flirt—even she couldn't handle it. Sister Zhou declared she was on the verge of collapse.
Until he saw Sister Zhou actually pick Leona, Luo Fei immediately locked in Vincent. Keep in mind, his Vincent was someone he'd watched livestreams and studied Draco's Art of War; his gameplay after returning from the game was bound to be phenomenal. Using this to carry a girl was practically a guaranteed massacre, wasn't it?
Just as he was thinking this, the third player on his team, who had reserved the top lane position, suddenly locked in a Sona.
???
What is this thing?
Before he could react, the opposing team, having already secured Caitlyn and Janna, locked in Blitzcrank.
???
WTF?
What is this thing again?
Luo Fei was completely dumbfounded. Was it because he had been playing on the Korean server for too long, or had the Chinese server really undergone a terrifying change? He couldn't understand the team compositions in random matches anymore. What kind of nonsense was this?
But it was far from over. Next, both sides demonstrated to him what it meant to be utterly bizarre, with each hero's choice leaving him utterly astonished.
The final lineups for both sides are as follows:
The red team (enemy team) lineup is: Thresh (top), Master Yi (jungle), Blitzcrank (mid), Caitlyn + Janna (bot).
The blue team's lineup is: Top - Teemo, Jungle - Rammus, Mid - Sona, Bot - Draven + Leona
After the selections were made, both sides began the game with extremely unusual lineups.
"Is this what a noble Platinum game looks like? It's definitely not a lineup that we lowly Bronze and Silver players can understand."
"With this lineup, I can no longer predict how the game will go."
"To be honest, is there any difference between this kind of situation and a burial situation? Winning or losing depends entirely on fate."
"This is the kind of live-streaming betting game where you can earn millions a month!"
Right from the start, Luo Fei encountered a situation he had never anticipated.
The four teammates on my team all rushed towards the jungle river at the very start of the game. It seemed like they wanted to have a level 1 team fight? Are these guys out of their minds?
"No, Sister Zhou, why are you going with them?" Luo Fei was completely dumbfounded. The enemy team had Blitzcrank and Thresh. Going there to fight a level 1 team fight? You guys are just going to feed!
Instead, Sister Zhou, who was asked the question, looked at Draven, who was standing still, with a strange expression and said, "Of course we're going to fight the level 1 team fight! Hurry up and follow us, otherwise we won't be able to win with one less person."
This. . .
After a brief silence, he finally realized just how incredibly difficult the situation was for him.
I remember he was like this before he transmigrated; he'd just go into a level 1 team fight as soon as he entered the map, winning or losing didn't matter. He'd fight as soon as he saw someone! Team fights could be lost, but the morale absolutely couldn't be lost. After all, he used to be a noble Silver-ranked carry, very noble indeed.
He sighed silently. If his teammate insisted on going to feed, there was nothing he could do to stop him. He could only hope to get a kill or two by following along, making his lane a little easier. Just as he was thinking this, his teammate face-checked the bush and got hooked by the enemy.
"Holy crap! These old bastards actually dared to ambush us!" Zhou Jie, who was at the forefront, cursed. Five people were hiding in the bushes in the level 1 team, and the enemy was just a person?
"No, sister. Anyone with a normal brain would know to go for the level 1 team fight with that lineup!" Luo Fei was speechless.
Was he really unable to reach this level before? Just how disabled was he before?
"But there really were five of them ambushing me! I don't care, you have to kill them back!" Seeing the first blood she'd given away, Sister Zhou started throwing a tantrum. How dare they ambush me? Didn't they know I brought thugs this time? Thinking about that flamboyant streamer playing Vincent's massacre, Sister Zhou was filled with anticipation for the ending.
"this..."
Looking at the 0/3 score in front of him, and thinking about how he had played Draven less than 10 times in total before and after his rebirth, Luo Fei wondered if he should learn from Sima Yi and bring out Mystic to play for him.
You really can't blame him.
There are some hero mechanics that he really struggles to master.
Just like Vincent. Every time Luo Fei watched Draven dominate with him, he was filled with envy, but he just couldn't play him well. But he didn't care.
You see, he can't play Draven, and even the God of War can't play Draven.
He is the core of the team, and the eternal god is also the core of the team.
He is the conductor, and the eternal god is also the conductor.
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