I am the leader of the anti-racism movement.

What the hell is this? WE eating boxed lunches? Looking at the duck leg rice inside, this thing looks like it was packed from a Shaxian restaurant, the same kind that costs 12 yuan at Luohan?

That's way too stingy.

"Be content. Your older teammates still sleep on the subway. You're already doing well." Xi Ye didn't seem to care much. It was even worse back in Season 4. The training environment wasn't as good as it is now. They were all internet addicts who experienced the era of illegal internet cafes. Back then, he could even eat a 10-yuan boxed lunch at an internet cafe. Now, the Shaxian Grand Hotel is luxurious enough.

"No, I mean, at least add a serving of steamed dumplings. A Shaxian restaurant isn't complete without steamed dumplings."

"That makes some sense. Wait! You damn scoundrel, you're trying to distract me by stealing my poached chicken again. Get the hell out of here!"

ε=('ο｀*))) Sigh

Even at night, WE remains as united and friendly as ever!

Chapter 52, Section 52: He's just a novelist, what does he know about erotica?

Location: A streamer's jungler livestream who's gotten a bit too cocky

On the big screen, the familiar anime characters were still on display. However, this time, instead of large female characters, it was a newbie's gateway to the genre: Oregairu.

Looking at the dead-fish-eyed male protagonist on the screen, countless viewers in the live stream couldn't help but sigh.

"This is incredible! It perfectly recreated my youth. Did this person install a security camera in my house?"

"Wake up, upstairs. You still think your role model is Da Zhangwei? You're just a chuunibyou, at best a wooden stool."

"Look at what you're saying, why can't it be a Totsuka Saika template? [Funny]"

"Among the Nine Righteous Men, why are you so outstanding?"

This is a Totsuka Saika template! This generation of netizens is really getting creative. Let me tell you, if there really was a character like this in real life, and we lived in the same dorm, I'd definitely want to seduce him!

"But speaking of which, who is the final female lead? This doesn't seem like a harem at all!"

"It has to be me, Yukinoshita Hirano! How can one rule the world if one's chest isn't flat? Yukino's stock is definitely the template for the winner."

"Hmph, of course men like big boobs. How can you win hearts if your breasts aren't huge? If these two were in real life, I don't believe you wouldn't choose Yui. I'm buying Yui stocks like crazy!"

"Well, I'll use all wood for the base."

? ? ? ? ? ?

Holy crap, are young people these days all so unique in their tastes? I glanced at the Heisei era otaku on the screen, then at the deadpan expression of the teacher.

This... RBQRBQ.

After glancing at the arguments in the live chat, Luo Fei disdainfully looked away.

A bunch of heretics! This book clearly states Iroha is the best, yet they still buy Dango stocks and Hirano stocks? They're all heretics.

Blonde hair, short hair, and a female student—tell me how she could possibly lose?

Is it okay if he buys up all the shares of Yise?

clam?

You said the ending of Oregairu was a complete disaster? That was all the work of those idiot writers. Thinking back to when he first heard the ending of Oregairu before he transmigrated, Luo Fei almost wanted to go and deliver some local specialties to that old scoundrel Watari Watari.

Watari, that old scoundrel, is just a novelist. What does he know about erotica?

"Ding!"

Suddenly, the game started, and my Korean League of Legends interface popped up. I clicked in expressionlessly, my eyes quickly scanning my teammates' IDs. I was second pick, so I was sure to get a good role. Poor fifth pick, though; I'd just glanced over and seen so many specialists. Fifth pick must be filling a role.

Hiss! Wait a minute.

What is the ID on the fifth floor?

Hide on bush? ??

WTF!

Finally realizing what was happening, Luo Fei immediately used the ALT+F4 technique to forcibly shut down the game, leaving the viewers in the live stream completely stunned.

"Damn it, guys. I almost got screwed this game. Remember this ID. If you ever see this ID in the support role, run away as fast as you can. Don't blame me for not warning you." He patted his chest in relief. It was true, he almost got screwed. Luckily, he was quick.

"???"

"What did you do? Is there anything special about this ID?"

"Why does this ID look familiar?"

"Holy crap, that's Li Guapi! Luckily the streamer reacted quickly!"

That's the advantage of having a large audience in a live stream; countless experts are there, and if anyone doesn't understand something, someone will immediately step in to explain. For example, they clearly recognized Li Guapi's account. Once his identity was revealed, everyone instantly understood what the forced quit operation meant.

Lee Sang-hyeok: The world's best mid laner, the future CEO Lee, Eun-jung's simp, Galio's spokesperson, the highest LCK champion, and an eternal god in international competitions.

And, LCK high-level games are notorious for their unpredictability.

Yes, it's the "Ghost's Bane." It seems to be a peculiar trait among people from South Korea; these individuals always love to create entertaining moments during their livestreams, like that certain "Golden Gugu": dominating in matches but constantly defending the base in streams. Even more outrageous, he once tried playing Blitzcrank top lane in a high-elo LCK game!

This is insane! Even the world's best top laner hasn't dared to play like this, yet this idiot does it anyway. So much so that countless players matched with him first check his position. If he's not playing mid lane, they'd better quit immediately. Losing isn't the problem; the issue is that this kind of champion is so tilting, they can't stand it.

After forcibly quitting, Luo Fei gave up the urge to return to the Korean server. There are only so many people in high-level games; what if he gets matched with a noob again? Does he have to feed points to save his life? He's not that extravagant.

"Ahem~ Brothers, how about we play the Chinese server today and I'll take you into the high-level Platinum games of Ionia?" After saying that, he opened the client.

Honestly, the biggest difference after becoming a professional is that you can no longer use support items like "Bigfoot" or "Box." If you're caught doing that, you'll be banned. That's a real shame. I wish the first thing he'd do when he comes back is relive the days of unlimited vision.

That range is incredible, like it's cheating!

"No! We don't want to watch the patient support group."

"Please stop your smurfing behavior. Every kill you cause will be used as evidence in court."

"This streamer, please don't interrupt your anime streams with League of Legends content, thank you."

"We don't want to watch games! We want to see our wives!"

Are you kidding me? If they really wanted to watch game streams, they'd be better off watching Clearlove's stream next door. They're only staying here because this stream is incredibly quirky, completely different from the others. A perfectly good esports streaming section, crammed into a room with a bunch of anime fans discussing anime—it's ridiculous.

"Alright, you guys are all adults, aren't you? Still clamoring to watch anime. These anime are all about high school students, and you keep calling each other 'waifu,' aren't you afraid of getting arrested by the military police?" Seriously, Luo Fei said that he originally just wanted to be a technical streamer when he started streaming, and who knows why these idiots suddenly turned into this.

but,

It's quite interesting, though.

"How about this, I'll tell you a short story. If you guess correctly, I'll let you watch the movie. If you guess wrong, it's not too much to ask each of you to get a membership card, right?" With a mysterious smile, Luo Fei tempted him like a strange uncle.

"Come on, I'm an 18th-tier struggling writer. I've read through 108 ways to fail and have hundreds of beginnings and endings in my hand. I don't believe it."

"You're practically challenging the intelligence of the masses. If you can't handle any of your moves, I'll admit defeat."

“There was another streamer who spoke as boldly as you before, and now the grass on his grave is three meters high.”

"Charge, everyone! We're taking over this live stream!"

This guy dares to openly provoke the barrage army? He must have never died before, right? If everyone in the barrage comments wrote a poem, it would easily surpass the Four Great Classical Novels. Couldn't he handle your little story?

"Then you all need to listen carefully."

"Once upon a time, there was a little match girl. It was a cold, snowy day, and the little girl hadn't sold a single match. She found her last customer, lit a match, and asked, 'Uncle, would you like to buy one of my matches?' The uncle smiled and refused, leaving her speechless. And after that night, countless people..."

"That's it? That's it?"

"Why are you still using jokes from hundreds of years ago? Can't you come up with something new?"

“Countless people have seen their mother. The little girl lit the explosives, didn’t she? Hurry up and give me back my wife.”

"No challenge at all, you're the worst streamer I've ever seen."

What a letdown! Everyone thought he'd come up with something new and exciting, but this is it? If you want to pander to the audience, just say so. This doesn't create any entertainment value. Everyone thinks he made a terrible mistake.

Only Luo Fei, sitting in front of the screen, continued with a smile:

"After that night, countless people knew that a man had been arrested by the police for smelting copper on the roadside late at night."

So this story tells us: "Penis BISS"

Section 53, Chapter Fifty-Three: On How Straight Men Become Backup Options

After reaping a wave of gifts with a series of amazing and unconventional moves, Luo Fei was finally able to quiet down.

Although he also thought that showing anime series to fill up his time was pretty good, he couldn't stand the death stare from the team leader behind him!

People in this era don't yet know the secret to wealth. At least, the team leader believes that as long as he showcases his skills, he's guaranteed to become famous. Wouldn't all the fans just leave a livestream streaming anime?

When it comes to the science of success, no one who truly understands success can argue with someone who can't succeed, unless they produce results. (PS: Not those results, that's just my wife.)

Luo Fei was too lazy to argue with him. Although fame would be useful for his future, he was more afraid that the high popularity brought by live streaming would make him lose himself. Playing League of Legends honestly wasn't so bad either. Just as he was about to open a match and start a game, a friend request and a voice chat option suddenly popped up in the lower right corner of the screen.

Douyu user Angelababy invites you to enter the game.

???

What's going on? What's with this ID and this live stream connection? It feels like I've seen it somewhere before.

After thinking for less than a second, Luo Fei decided to accept the invitation and give it a try. He vaguely remembered that this account had friend requests disabled, so this person must be someone he knew! Since he was just playing with smurfs anyway, having someone else play along for some entertainment wouldn't hurt. With that thought, he casually clicked the request button.

Then, a pleasant female voice came through the earpiece, reaching the ears of countless viewers in the live stream.

"Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?"

Holy crap! Sister Zhou!

He remembered everything.

This narcissistic ID is definitely the domain of the queen of narcissism. Who else but Sister Zhou would choose something like this? I thought I was duo-queuing with a rough guy, but it turns out to be a "soft" girl!!! No more waiting, bootlicking mode activated!

"I can hear you, I can hear you! Sister Zhou, you've finally decided to pamper me! I've been waiting for you for so long~" There was even a hint of grievance in her voice. To be honest, this was only their second conversation since she'd lied about her molting period.

Honestly, Luo Fei almost thought he had done something wrong.

He diligently asks every day: Are you there? What are you doing?

Some people also make a point of checking in every day, saying: Good morning, good afternoon, good night.

He would even kindly remind them to drink more hot water from time to time. This was clearly the kind of gesture a "central air conditioner" would make these girls feel incredibly warm and fuzzy, so why did they all ignore him?

Could it be that his approach went wrong? It seems he really needs to add a few cheesy pickup lines. Based on his years of experience on Douyin, most girls are completely powerless against this approach.