Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

“Tofu, h.” Rikka, unusually, began to denounce Tsuchimikado Tofu, her face flushed and her head bowed as she spoke.

"And how come you were able to find the umbrella so skillfully? Just how familiar are you with Rikka's body?" Kuroneko, never one to hold back, unleashed another barrage of sarcastic remarks.

Hearing Kuroneko's words, Rikka's face turned even redder, almost turning into a steam princess.

"Well, don't worry about the details! Besides, I know your body very well, so don't be jealous," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.

"Who's jealous! I'm just standing up for Rikka." Black Cat suddenly remembered the scene of being thoroughly tasted by Tsuchimikado Fuyu at the hotel, and instantly transformed into a steam princess, blushing as she spoke.

Seeing the two shy girls, Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded in satisfaction and reached out to take their hands. Although the process was a bit strange, there was no "white-collar" situation. The harem was harmonious, which was truly gratifying.

Chapter 595 Someya Reili

"Arno".

Just as Tsuchimikado Fuyu and his two companions were talking about love, a blonde girl walked over, took Tsuchimikado Fuyu's hand, and said gratefully, "Thank you for protecting me just now, lovely lady."

The three of them, including Tsuchimikado Fuyu, stared at each other in utter bewilderment. What was this guy up to?

Especially Kuroneko and Rikka, seeing each other holding Tsuchimikado Tou's hand, were unsure whether to be angry or laugh.

When their boyfriends are being held by a beautiful stranger, they should be jealous and angry. However, when they see Tsuchimikado Fuyu being mistaken for a girl, they suddenly can't be angry and even want to laugh.

"Putting aside the question of when I protected you, can you let go of me first?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said, looking at Sometani Reiri with an embarrassed expression.

Indeed, Tsuchimikado Fuyu recognized who it was at a glance.

Someya Reiri is also a character in the anime "High School Girls". She is of Austrian and Japanese descent, but she grew up in Japan and can only speak Japanese. In addition, she is a yuri (lesbian).

It's not that Tsuchimikado Fuyu has any prejudice against yuri, but she herself is a troublesome person. Not only is she allergic to men and Tanaka Nozomi, but she is also a mild pleasure offender.

So now that she's holding Tsuchimikado Tou's hand, Tsuchimikado Tou feels that something bad is probably going to happen soon!

"Huh? But if you hadn't used your umbrella to shield me from the coffee, I might have gotten it spilled on me."

Moreover, if the coffee is too hot, my face might get burned, or even disfigured. Such a great kindness is beyond my ability to repay; I can only offer myself in gratitude.

Someya Reiri spoke with great emotion, as if she had truly been moved by Tsuchimikado Fuyu's "beauty saving her," and then offered herself to him in return.

Actually, what she was thinking was, "Wow! This girl is so cute, and the way she protected her friend just now was so cool!"

"No way, I have to get her! I can't let such a cute girl fall into the hands of those despicable men!"

Although Tsuchimikado Tou didn't know what she was thinking, he could roughly guess. However, what left Tsuchimikado Tou speechless was that wasn't she supposed to be allergic to men? Why was she still not reacting at all after Tsuchimikado Tou held his hand for so long?

Hearing Someya Reiri's bold words, the black cat couldn't help but retort, "If you don't need your eyes, you can donate them to someone who does. Can't you tell this guy is a man?"

"Eh!" Sometani Reiri paused for a moment, then looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu in surprise, then at her own hands, and said with a smile:

"Haha, miss, don't joke around. Because of my constitution, I get an allergic reaction whenever I come into contact with men, and then I break out in small bumps all over my body."

Look, we've been holding it in for so long, and I'm perfectly fine. How could she possibly be one of those stinky men?

Actually, don't be angry, you're very cute! If you don't mind, the three of us can go together, I don't mind at all!

After Someya Reiri finished speaking, she specifically looked at Takanashi Rikka, who was silently standing to the side, actually already jealous, and said with a smile:

"Don't be jealous, miss. As long as they're pretty girls, I'm fine with four of them. In fact, the more the better, hehehe!"

Tsuchimikado and the other two stared speechlessly at Sometani Reiri, who was infatuated with a girl. This girl was hopeless!

"Although I don't know why you weren't allergic, I really am a man." Seeing that Rikka's jealousy had been exposed, Tsuchimikado Tou had no choice but to forcefully break free from Someya Reiri's hands and said helplessly.

Although Rikka Takanashi no longer minds having a harem, as the queen of jealousy in Asia, her jealousy still occasionally gets out of control.

Aside from familiar people and those she was already guessing might become her sisters, Rikka Takanashi would initially get jealous if any other strange woman acted intimately with Tsuchimikado Fuyu in front of her.

Of course, this isn't just a trait of Rikka Takanashi; Kuroneko and even Raphiel share a similar trait.

In their view, it's fine with familiar people, since everyone is on the same side. But what if they can't get along with unfamiliar girls and they have to compete with them for attention?

"Oh, miss, you're joking. You're so cute, and I'm not allergic. Even though my hair is a bit short and my face is a bit flat, I'm definitely a girl."

"Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at Sometani Reiri with a dark expression and said, "Do I have to show you my male characteristics before you'll believe me?"

Although Tsuchimikado Tou really wanted to show him a big surprise, with so many people in the classroom, he felt it was necessary to be mindful of his image.

Hearing Tsuchimikado Fuyu's helpless tone, Someya Reiri suddenly had a bad feeling. She twitched her lips and asked awkwardly, "You're not kidding, are you? You're really a boy?"

"Yeah, a real man!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded and said.

Although he had been mistaken for a girl more than once, he was quite helpless about people like Someya Reiri who were completely blind to the truth.

This is still me. Although I might be a bit handsome and have a youthful face, I'm still much better looking than Totsuka Saika.

Totsuka Saika is not only cute in appearance, but also has particularly feminine movements and a somewhat feminine voice, exuding a powerful and charismatic aura.

I wonder if Sometani Rei's body wouldn't react if she met Totsuka Saika.

As for Tsuchimikado Fuyu himself, at least in terms of his voice, he is more masculine, and his movements are completely devoid of feminine mannerisms. Why can't this guy see it at all?

"Hehehehehe," Someya Lili laughed awkwardly, then looked at her hands and couldn't help but wonder if her constitution had improved and she was no longer allergic to men.

But that's impossible. I still feel nauseous when I see other men. If it were those men, I would probably still have an allergic reaction!

So what's going on with this guy?

"Who exactly are you? Why isn't my body reacting to you?"

"How would I know? You should ask yourself that!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu said speechlessly. "Besides, is your body really allergic to men?"

Just as Someya Lili was about to say "of course," she saw Tanaka Nozomi in the distance, and couldn't help but start to doubt herself.

Could it be that my constitution isn't allergic to men, but rather to ugly men and women who look like men?

But that's impossible. As for girls, I'm only allergic to Tanaka Nozomi. I'm not allergic to other girls, even those who look a bit androgynous!

As for men, there's only one case, Tsuchimikado Fuyu, which doesn't prove anything at all!

"Um, you really aren't lying to me?" Someya Lili asked, still somewhat doubtful.

"No, why would I lie to you? This kind of lie would completely fall apart after some private, intimate contact. What's the point of lying to you?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained.

“That makes sense.” Someya Reiri nodded, agreeing with Tsuchimikado Fuyu’s words. It was indeed as Tsuchimikado Fuyu said; she would definitely find out after close contact.

Chapter 596 It's Fair

Having finally convinced Someya Reiri that he was a real man, Tsuchimikado Fuyu encountered another problem: he was now being pestered by Someya Reiri.

It's not really that serious that she's been entangled with someone, but after Someya Reiri discovered that her body wasn't allergic to Tsuchimikado Fuyu, and considering that Tsuchimikado Fuyu himself fit her aesthetic preferences, plus the added bonus of him rescuing her as a hero, she felt that she didn't really dislike Tsuchimikado Fuyu as a man.

When she suddenly had this idea, she was stunned, because this was the first time she had never felt aversion to a man.

Even though she didn't dislike her own father, Someya Reiri had an instinctive aversion to him, and most importantly, she was also allergic to him.

So she pestered Tsuchimikado Fuyu to exchange contact information and expressed her desire to be friends with him.

Instead of being happy, Tsuchimikado Fuyu felt something was amiss.

Looking at Someya Reiri's happy smile, he always had the feeling that she was after Kuroneko and Rikka.

The way this guy looks at the black cat and Rikka, it's like he wants to cheat on me!

Even Kuroneko felt a chill run down her spine when Someya Reiri looked at her. Although Kuroneko shared the same view on yuri as Tsuchimikado Fuyu, believing it to be normal, it didn't mean she wanted to become a yuri herself!

Even after Sometani Reiri left, Rikka looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with a wary expression, "This person is listed as a Super S-class dangerous person, Fuyu, don't have any contact with her!"

"Don't worry, I won't let this guy cheat on me."

As soon as Tsuchimikado Fuyu finished speaking, instead of being moved by Kuroneko and Rikka, he felt his waist being twisted into a knot, causing him to gasp in pain and making him afraid to move. "Ouch, what are you two doing?"

"Heh, I didn't expect that some harem men would not only build their own harems, but also distrust their girlfriends. Such people should be sent into endless darkness and sink into eternal damnation!"

"Tou, don't you believe in the power of our contract anymore?" Rikka didn't use a sharp tongue like Kuroneko, but looked at Tsuchimikado Tou with teary eyes. However, her appearance only made Tsuchimikado Tou feel more uncomfortable.

"Yes, yes, it's my fault. I said the wrong thing," Tsuchimikado Fuyu quickly apologized.

"Since you made a mistake, you have to accept the punishment. I'll punish you by making you write a 10,000-word self-criticism. It has to be heartfelt, profound, and have a clear theme," the black cat said slyly.

But before the black cat could finish speaking, Tsuchimikado Tou's face darkened. This thing can actually be written in 10,000 words? I'd be lucky to write 100 words, and it still has so many requirements, this is really going too far!

So, Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't give Kuroneko a chance to make any more demands. Under the surprised gazes of Kuroneko and Rikka, he kissed her directly, causing Kuroneko, who was still talking, to blush and quickly pat Tsuchimikado Fuyu's back.

Fortunately, Tsuchimikado and his group were in a corner, so they were not seen by anyone and did not cause any disturbance.

Soon, Tsuchimikado Fuyu released the black cat's lips, but because they were in a classroom and the black cat's jaw was clenched, it did not make any further moves such as sticking out its tongue.

However, even this was enough to make the black cat very embarrassed. After letting go, she looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with shame and anger, as if she was on the verge of exploding.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at the black cat with a smug expression and said, "So? Still have to write a self-criticism?"

"Heh, a mere self-criticism isn't enough to quell my anger. I'm considering whether I should cut off the root of your sins to prevent you from being influenced by your lower body and constantly making these inappropriate moves."

"Hey, hey, cutting it off is going too far!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu protested as he saw the black cat about to turn evil. "Besides, isn't kissing a normal thing?"

"Tofu, h." But before the black cat could speak, even Rikka blushed and confronted Tsuchimikado Tofu, as if she herself had just been kissed, not the black cat.

"Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at Rikka with a helpless expression, thought for a moment, and then kissed her."

"Hmm," Takanashi Rikka instantly transformed into a steam princess, but Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't go too far, just skimming the surface like a dragonfly, leaving Takanashi Rikka alone in her embarrassment.

“That’s fair.” Tsuchimikado Fuyu nodded in satisfaction and said.

"Are you from the planet where you can't live without kissing?" the black cat quipped. "If so, go back to your planet. Of course, remember to leave some souvenirs when you leave."

"hiss!!"

As the black cat spoke, her jade hand had already gripped Tsuchimikado Fuyu's lifeline, making him feel a chill down his spine. Was the black cat serious?

"Don't worry, I won't leave. I'll teach you how to use the souvenirs later," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a sullen smile.

"Hmph!" The black cat snorted coldly and silently released her grip. In truth, she also felt a sense of excitement at that moment.

Although I had already seen that place before, it was still a bit thrilling to secretly pinch someone in front of so many people!

Of course, more than the excitement, I felt shy, and at the same time, I felt a little annoyed that I had done such a thing in a moment of impulse.

Regardless of the "interesting interaction" between Tsuchimikado Fuyu and the other two, Sometani Reiri was surrounded by the loli and her friends after she left.

"Lily, I'm sorry, it was my fault just now!" the little girl apologized.

"It's okay, Loli-chan didn't mean it, and Tsuchimikado-san protected us very well, so I'm not angry. Don't be sad either."

Lily wasn't actually angry about the little girl's mistake. After all, it wasn't something the little girl did on purpose, and the little girl was so cute, how could she possibly be angry?

Of course, if you actually get splashed in the face by a little girl and are disfigured, maybe...

The thought of that possibility made Someya Lili shake her head immediately. There was no such possibility. I don't want to be disfigured!