Onmyoji who mingles in the world of anime

"Why are we holding such a cliché event as a maid café?"

In a very ordinary class at Saitama Girls' High School, a short-haired girl with an ordinary appearance couldn't help but complain as she watched the maids constantly greeting guests.

"I didn't ask you to do any work, so what are you complaining about?" A girl dressed in a maid outfit with pigtails next to her grumbled awkwardly as she adjusted her clothes.

"But half the classes in the whole school chose to go to the coffee shop, and half of those are maid cafes, which makes us seem really ordinary!"

"What can we do? We're just an all-girls high school, and a coffee shop is the most convenient thing for us. Besides, what's wrong with being a little ordinary? It means we can serve fewer customers this way."

"On another note, you're all working, and I have nothing to do. Isn't that amazing?"

"Wow, that's amazing! You were sick for a whole week during the preparations, from the initial setup to the clothes, and then you recovered just two days ago. I thought you wouldn't be able to participate at all!" the girl with pigtails complained unhappily.

"Oh well! There's nothing I can do about it. How was I supposed to know that what started as just a fever would turn into rhinitis, and then... well, all sorts of things happened!"

"Huh? You're actually blushing? What happened in the end?"

"I don't care, I suddenly feel so envious seeing all those handsome guys you're serving! I really want a boyfriend too!"

"This has absolutely no connection, okay? I didn't meet my boyfriend here either."

Besides, you've been sick, so everyone thought you couldn't attend, which is why they didn't prepare clothes for you. And you can't cook, so what's the point of complaining now?"

"Why can't we make barnacles? They taste pretty good too." Just as the two were chatting, a girl with long, straight black hair, also dressed in a maid outfit, walked over with a cold expression and asked.

"No, have you ever seen a coffee shop serve you barnacles?" the girl with pigtails retorted, turning her head to complain.

Just as the three were chatting, a little girl dressed as a maid carefully carried over a cup of coffee and said to them, "Idiot, if you're not going to greet guests, don't bother the otaku and the robot. We're all so busy."

"Loli, you—" The idiot looked at the loli with surprise, which made her panic a little.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?"

"you"

The idiot took a step forward, staring intently at the little girl, which made her even more flustered. She began to tremble slightly, and the coffee on her plate looked like it was about to spill.

"What if other people misunderstand and think we're employing child labor? If the police find out, will we be arrested?"

"Idiot, I hate you!" the little girl cried out in a sorrowful voice, then ran away without looking back.

"Hey, little girl, be careful not to spill your coffee," the otaku warned.

Unexpectedly, just as the otaku finished shouting, the little girl accidentally stepped on the edge of her skirt, causing her to fall forward. The plate and coffee in her hand flew towards the door, just as a man and two women walked in.

"Watch out!" the little girl exclaimed in surprise.

"Why is this school full of cafes, and most of them are maid cafes?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu complained again, looking at yet another classroom with a "maid cafe" sign on the door.

"I really want to complain, but there's no need to complain every time!" The black cat looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu speechlessly and said, "Besides, for you, isn't the point to come here to see pretty girls? There are tons of beautiful girls dressed in maid outfits right now, you should be excited!"

"Why would I come here to see pretty girls? Aren't pretty girls always around me? Why would I need to come all the way here specifically to see them?"

Although Tsuchimikado Touyu is a bit of a chauvinist, he still has a survival instinct. Besides, the quality of these girls is really not that great, and none of them are particularly eye-catching.

Although there were basically no dinosaur-level creatures, most of them were of ordinary level, and even the occasional one or two that could be considered beautiful girls didn't interest Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

After all, he's not like Zhong Ma, who falls in love with every woman he meets.

Compared to those unfamiliar pretty girls, Tsuchimikado Fuyu liked the black cats and the others more.

Hearing Tsuchimikado Tou's words, Kuroneko and Rikka both blushed a little. This guy isn't so dense after all; he can still talk!

"Then what are you doing at this school?"

"It's just curiosity!" Tsuchimikado Fuyu scratched his head and said with a smile, "After all, boys are never allowed into these girls' high schools. It's only once in a while that they're open, so it's only natural that they'd be curious! Didn't you see that most of the people here are boys?"

It must be said that although the activities at Saitama Girls' High School are all quite ordinary, half of them are cafes, a quarter of the remaining part consists of various restaurants and snack shops, another quarter is a haunted house, and the last little bit is various unique club activities.

However, this school is very popular, mainly because it is an all-girls high school. Basically, all male students and adult men on vacation come to visit it.

There were even people like Tsuchimikado Fuyu who brought their girlfriends along. It has to be said that these people are either incredibly stubborn or truly capable, unafraid of affecting their marital relationship.

Of course, Tsuchimikado Tou's purpose wasn't so vulgar; he was mainly interested in that legendary class.

Class 2, Grade 1.

It's an ordinary class, but it's the most ridiculous class in the school.

Like Tsuchimikado Fuyu's class, it basically gathered all the silliest and most unique people in the entire grade into one class.

However, unlike Tsuchimikado Tou and his classmates who are from several anime worlds, this class was originally the main character class of a silly anime called "Wasteful Daily Life of High School Girls".

The three of them walked and talked, and finally Tsuchimikado Fuyu and his friends arrived outside the classroom of Class 2, Grade 1.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu thought that with their ability to cause trouble, they would come up with some interesting activities, but unexpectedly it turned out to be the most common maid cafe.

To be honest, Tsuchimikado Fuyu was somewhat disappointed.

However, since he was already there, Tsuchimikado Fuyu decided to take a look around and see the interesting people there.

"How about we go for a walk?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu asked.

"Hmm?" Takanashi Rikka looked at Tsuchimikado Fuyu with curiosity. Tsuchimikado Fuyu had hardly ever been to any of the maid cafes before, so why did he suddenly want to go to this one?

"Isn't this also a maid café?" the black cat asked.

"I'm suddenly a little curious," Tsuchimikado Fuyu said with a smile.

"Fuyu, a strong person has been discovered." Rikka suddenly saw a girl wearing an eye patch and a band-aid on her face, dressed in a maid outfit, at the door. As if she had seen a kindred spirit, she couldn't wait to pull Tsuchimikado Fuyu along and prepare to go inside.

"Rikka, slow down." Tsuchimikado Touyu was caught off guard by Rikka's pull and quickly grabbed the black cat to follow.

But just as the three of them stepped into the classroom, a sudden shout rang out from ahead, "Watch out!"

Chapter 594 Why are you so skilled?

Hearing the exclamation from ahead, Tsuchimikado Fuyu was taken aback at first, and then immediately noticed the coffee and plate that had been thrown at him.

Before Tsuchimikado Fuyu could react, a girl screamed from behind him, "Ah!"

Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't have time to complain about the girl behind him. He reacted quickly, hugging Takanashi Rikka immediately after noticing her, and then reaching his hand under her skirt.

The entire classroom was stunned. Wouldn't most people just run away? Why would you choose to act like a hooligan at a time like this?

Even Rikka Takanashi blushed, completely bewildered as to why Fuyu Tsuchimikado was doing this.

However, she didn't struggle, because just as she shyly tried to push Tsuchimikado Fuyu away, she heard Tsuchimikado Fuyu's voice, "Don't move!"

Although Rikka Takanashi didn't understand, she instinctively chose to believe Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Suddenly, she felt Tsuchimikado Fuyu touch her thigh, and then the umbrella tied to her leg disappeared.

That's right, Tsuchimikado's purpose was to get an umbrella to shield his coffee.

The reason for this choice, rather than choosing to hide, is that Tsuchimikado Fuyu heard the sound behind him and was unsure whether the other party could dodge.

Secondly, it would be too embarrassing to try to avoid it. Since he was confident in his abilities, Tsuchimikado Fuyu naturally wanted to show off and win over Kuroneko and Rikka.

After all, even if they become boyfriend and girlfriend, Tsuchimikado Toufumi will never have too much affection. Who knows, if the affection is high enough, Rikka might be willing to sleep with him!

While Rikka can now barely accept things like kissing, hugging, and lifting people up high, and no longer resists, sleeping together is still too embarrassing for her.

Unlike the black cat, who was half-heartedly persuaded and ended up being taken advantage of by Tsuchimikado Fuyu.

Therefore, Tsuchimikado Fuyu is quite looking forward to sleeping with Rikka!

Of course, the second point is the most important. As for the first point, it's just to show off one's virtues, but ultimately it's just to look cool.

After catching the umbrella, Tsuchimikado Fuyu immediately took it out and opened it before the coffee flew over, blocking it from getting in.

Furthermore, to prevent the black cat and Rikka from accidentally getting coffee splashed on them from the edge of the umbrella, Tsuchimikado Fuyu also opened a "charm shield" inside the umbrella, perfectly blocking the coffee.

This series of actions was completed in just a few seconds. A second or two after Tsuchimikado Fuyu opened the umbrella, the coffee cup hit the umbrella, and the splashed coffee was perfectly blocked by the umbrella, dripping onto the ground.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, are you alright? Please don't punish me." Just as Tsuchimikado Fuyu was about to close his umbrella, shielding the coffee, he heard a girl's voice coming from ahead.

Tsuchimikado Fuyu slowly closed his umbrella, looked at the girl in front of him who was dressed in a maid outfit and picking up a coffee cup and plate, and who looked like an elementary school student, and said with a smile, "It's okay."

Upon hearing Tsuchimikado Fuyu's voice, the astonished crowd snapped out of their daze, and applause erupted around them.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

"Wow, he's so handsome! I also want a boyfriend who can protect me from the wind and rain!"

"I thought he was going to be a pervert, but I didn't expect him to just want the umbrella."

"But why did that girl put the umbrella inside her skirt? It's easy for people to misunderstand."

"But I'm so envious of that guy. After all, he got to touch such a cute girl's thigh even though he was pretending to be a girl."

"Ugh, that's disgusting. They were holding hands when they came in, they must be a couple. Who knows, maybe the girl in your heart has been posed in eighteen different ways by her!"

"But why did I just see that guy holding the hands of two beautiful girls? Ugh, I'm so envious!"

""

Although the topic had unknowingly veered off course, Tsuchimikado Fuyu's cool demeanor this time was undoubtedly very successful.

At least the girls around him started looking at Tsuchimikado Fuyu differently.

"Rikka, I'm sorry, I got your umbrella dirty." Tsuchimikado Fuyu and the other two, led by the little girl, arrived at a seat. Tsuchimikado Fuyu looked at the wet umbrella, which was still dripping with coffee, and said apologetically to Takanashi Rikka, who was still blushing a little.

Loli, which is the nickname of the little girl who caused this incident, was used to being called that by everyone, so she instinctively said it when introducing herself to Tsuchimikado Fuyu and the others.

"It's nothing," Rikka said, blushing and shaking her head.

Although she knew that Tsuchimikado Tou was trying to protect herself, Rikka Takanashi found it a bit embarrassing and was still a little overwhelmed.

"Arno, I'm really sorry about what happened just now. I'll cover your expenses for today," the little girl said loudly, imitating the way she had seen on TV, after hearing Tsuchimikado Fuyu and Rikka's conversation.

"Huh?" Tsuchimikado Fuyu was taken aback, but seeing the little girl's tense expression, he smiled and nodded, saying, "Then I'll trouble you. Three cups of coffee and a box of fries will do."

It wasn't that Tsuchimikado Fuyu didn't want to order other snacks; to be precise, the cafe in their class only offered fries and no other snacks.

Even the coffee options are limited to just one type, with no choice given to you; it's all the same kind of instant coffee.

It's so simple it couldn't be simpler.

Even so, there were still quite a few tourists in this classroom. After all, people who come to this school don't come for the coffee; they come to see the beautiful girls!

After the little girl left, the three of them, including Tsuchimikado Fuyu, sat down and wiped the umbrella clean with tissues. Although the tissues couldn't completely clean it, at least there wouldn't be any coffee dripping.

While wiping the umbrella, Tsuchimikado Fuyu smiled at the two and said, "How was it? Wasn't I handsome just now?"

Hearing Tsuchimikado Fuyu's smug voice, Kuroneko and Rikka stopped what they were doing. Then Kuroneko said speechlessly, "You could have just summoned the Broom God, but you insisted on trying to rummage under Rikka's skirt. Are you a pervert?"

"Hahaha," Tsuchimikado Fuyu was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head away and gave an awkward laugh.