Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

A shopping cart should be able to hold even more than a Kun Kun!

"Little believer, please receive a verification code and send it to me!"

......

"Sigh, fine then. We'll just use these few accounts."

After logging into three accounts, He Chen, unable to register any more, had no choice but to accept the reality that he could only put these items in his shopping cart for the time being.

However, all these things are actually enough, or rather, they have exceeded the normal range of needs.

Large items such as inflatable tents and inflatable boats; small items such as disposable glitter powder, glow sticks, and cool LED light strings to enhance lighting effects—everything is available.

As for sandpaper, polishing agent, chili powder, mentholatum, horseradish, and other things that can add color to everyone's life and leave a deep impression, He Chen also prepared them all.

Don't misunderstand, He Chen doesn't put all these things into the believers' toilet paper.

"I still don't have enough money! How much can I buy with this? I never thought that even after becoming a god, I would still have to worry about making money. Sigh."

He had many options, but when it came to placing the order, He Chen ultimately only selected and paid for a portion of the items from the initial account.

A god of poverty, playing the victim online.

The gods, who have been making money for four or five days, are already so poor they can't afford a large self-inflating outdoor camp! Believers who have noticed this, hurry up and send money!

"Speaking of money."

"Those delinquent girls, like Anno Yuzuki, probably collect protection money too, right?"

"They protect the safety of delinquents and get paid by them, so I'll protect their safety..."

However, when He Chen recalled how Anno Yuzuki had taken more than twenty girls to celebrate after the victory, and each of them had an average of three skewers of barbecue, he finally shook his head.

Forget it, I'm too poor.

In Japan, those in this field ultimately make money only through well-organized, structured groups.

After all, any black market channel that can truly generate a stable income must require both manpower and money to operate successfully.

The lowest level of existence is the bad...

Well, there really wasn't any reliable source of income, and he didn't earn much money, to the point that He Chen felt that if he stayed in the bad life for too long, he might become malnourished.

Joining a well-organized gang can indeed make money, but joining an organization is different from joining a company. A company is run by people at the top.

Depending on their rank, each person's monthly contribution ranges from 300,000 to 800,000 yen.

Well, what can I say? Taking on underlings and then having them pay you money is such a wonderful thing.

Sigh, from He Chen's perspective, he felt that such people were simply despicable!

"It seems that the only reliable way to make money is still through public bathhouses."

The god shook his head.

Let's use it for now. I feel like the items I've bought so far should last me for a while.

Making money isn't urgent right now.

After all, having enough props doesn't mean that these props are immediately usable after placing an order.

Even though many of the selected items are delivered via Tokyo's one-day delivery service, they still won't arrive today.

Tomorrow, the incense money for today will be collected again. After shopping, when the goods arrive, another round of incense money will be collected.

A stable source of income is just so comfortable.

"See if the believers have anything they particularly want. If so, they can add it to their shopping cart or something."

After all, gods still have to do some serious things.

So He Chen's consciousness sank into his mind, and he began to listen to the believers' prayers, trying to find some valuable information in them.

But coincidentally, after the previous cleansing, this new wave of prayers did not include any requests for strange things.

It should even be said that although many people prayed, the vast majority of them only offered a symbolic and polite prayer, and the percentage of those who actually made a request was actually very small.

Ninety percent of the content consists of the mysterious and sublime [God of the Bathroom], who governs luck, learning, and destruction!

The prayer was muffled and the voice was unpleasant; even He Chen frowned when he heard it.

"Hiss~ How come these delinquents can pray like they're dying? And they really don't have any emotion in them at all!"

Yes, these prayers were clearly made by the delinquents who had been conquered by Anno Yuzuki and her group.

And judging from the looks of it, it seems that he was forced to pray, just like being punished by copying homework.

Although all kinds of prayers could bring divine power to He Chen, these emotionless and perfunctory prayers meant that He Chen didn't have to worry too much about the issue of divine power.

But he just found these weak and feeble prayers unpleasant to hear!

A delinquent who is bullied by the Beyakuza outside and by the boss inside...

Or should he bully him a little too?

Anyway, being a delinquent isn't exactly a good thing, so bullying them is a way of punishing evil and promoting good.

"If the Japanese can bully them, why can't I, a god, do the same? Besides, I'm the god they worship!"

Thinking about it that way, it really makes a lot of sense.

So He Chen decisively summoned the little believer's phone, then found the contact person, An Ye Yuyue, and sent her a text message.

"Anno-chan, do the believers you recruit not put their hearts into their prayers? The gods say their prayers are perfunctory and unpleasant."

"Tell them to come up with a solution, either to cheer up or to make things exciting, otherwise the gods will punish them if they are unhappy."

"Although the gods will not hold a grudge against you, it is something we should all do to please them, isn't it?"

"Snapped."

He Chen put Xing Nan Songzhi's phone back in its place, clapped his hands, and acted as if nothing had happened.

Then he continued to watch the believers pray.

Currently, those who pray to the "God of the Washroom" for help are mainly believers recruited by Anzu Matsuori at the school.

After all, they were the only ones who had actually heard stories of the gods being happy to help others.

"Ok?"

Chapter 112 You Still Dare to Pray for Luck

"So it's this believer, huh~ She actually dares to ask me for luck?"

Good heavens, even He Chen was taken aback when he saw this prayer.

Do you still remember Ono Harina by Daming Lake?

She's the girl who prayed to He Chen for luck and to help her win the lottery. After successfully winning two SSRs, the backlash was so bad that her mother confiscated her phone and canceled her summer vacation travel plans.

Because He Chen didn't have the divine skill [Divine Inspection] before, he didn't know about these things at first. He only learned about them later from his little believer.

Oh, by the way, the little believer also saw the gossip in the group.

If it were He Chen himself, after being so badly tricked, even if he still maintained his faith out of fear of the gods, he would never expect the gods to bless him again.

As a result, the child still persistently begged the gods to grant her good fortune.

"What happened last time... I'm almost embarrassed to say it was luck, it really was."

He Chen secretly examined the thickness of her faith line.

As a result, while Ono Harina's faith line wasn't so thick that it would cause pain just by looking at it, it was perfectly acceptable among devout believers.

In other words, no matter what kind of internal struggle she went through after being scammed before, at least for now, her faith is quite firm!

"This... um... should I not go?"

To be honest, He Chen was really at a loss.

If it's a bad guy, then He Chen can definitely do whatever he wants to trick him.

If you're really worried about something going wrong, you can use divine power to bless the other party to make them more durable. Miko knows this all too well.

However, for a believer who had been scammed once before and still wanted He Chen to grant her luck, especially a beautiful high school girl of seventeen or eighteen, fresh and juicy with fair skin and baby fat...

"Let's not immediately apply the blessing; let's check on her situation first."

Yes, the gods took pity on the good-looking believers.

While casting [Divine Inspection], he casually tossed a ball of divine power to another male high school student believer's lucky prayer.

Don't question whether the gods have any preferences; the saintesses chosen by the gods must all be beautiful.

Don't question whether God is fair. If you openly question this, well, you'll be in real trouble.

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"Mmmmmm~ Let's try our hand at the claw machine~"

Harina Ono, dressed in a limited-edition Pokémon collaboration summer outfit, wanders through the arcade carrying a box full of game tokens.

Because she was secretly playing games before the exam, not only was her phone confiscated, but she also received a loving lecture from her mother.

Even in the days following the exam, she was confined to her home and forced to catch up on the tutoring she had missed before the exam.

Only today was she finally able to barely fulfill her parents' request and get some rest.

However, the phone that won the SSR card was still kidnapped by Mom!

So, Ono Harina ended up relaxing at the arcade.

"Compare them and see if this is the same machine that was released as a limited edition."

She pulled out the latest iPhone she had temporarily bought as a substitute from her pocket and compared it to the picture on the screen.

Playing claw machines, especially limited editions, is so much more fun and makes up for all that time I haven't been able to play games!

"Yosh! This is it!"

Ono Harina perked up, and then, quite naturally, began to pray for good luck to the [God of the Bathroom].

After praying to the [God of the Bathroom], she actually drew two SSR cards in a row! And they were drawn in a game by the thief penguin company!

Ono Harina could brag about this for a whole year!

Unfortunately, her phone was confiscated at the time, and she was also subject to other punishments.