Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Oh!"

He crouched down, and a deafening explosion rang out!

"Ah! What!"

"Someone set off firecrackers in the toilet?!"

"No, oh no~ it's poison! No way, I'm not going to use this toilet! Waaaaah!"

The explosion startled the girls in the surrounding cubicles so much that their water supply stopped, while the culprit, Miko, had a face contorted in pain and pleasure.

After a tense and difficult time, I can finally relax!

He's alive!

After regaining my normal thinking ability, all the pain and humiliation I had experienced before came flooding back to me.

Without hesitation, Miko directly blamed all the events that had happened today on Anzu Matsuori!

"It's all your fault! Hah~ It's all your fault! Heh~ You woman in the yellow dress, I'm going to kill you!"

"Beep~ Beep~ Beep~!"

"Honey, phew~ hurry, ah~ send someone to help me! There's a woman, phew~ she's going to kill me!"

Miko immediately called her boyfriend to complain!

Although her boyfriend is slightly mentally challenged, his family background is quite powerful! If he sends someone over immediately, there's a real chance they'll find the woman who bullied her!

At this moment, Miko placed all her hopes on her boyfriend.

Upon hearing Miko's voice, her boyfriend's angry voice immediately came through the phone:

"Um?!"

"Miko? Where are you?! Why are you breathing so heavily?! Tell me! Are you cheating on me?!"

Chapter 110 Believers, Your God Has Arrived

Meizi's reaction was actually very timely. The moment her boyfriend questioned her about cheating, she took the initiative to initiate a video call from her stall.

However, it would have been better if it weren't for the video call, at least her voice would have sounded like she was cheating. But as soon as the video call connected and Miko's image was transmitted, her boyfriend exploded!

His face was flushed, his clothes were disheveled, and he was panting heavily...

Do you believe it's from a fight?

No one would believe that!

So it's not that you're currently cheating, but that you've already finished cheating, right?!

I just bought him new clothes, and he's already wearing them out to play with other people!!!

Damn it, if we don't have fireworks, do you think we're idiots?!

"Beep~ Beep~ Beep!"

After giving Miko a good scolding, her boyfriend hung up on her.

Then, when Miko called again, she found that her boyfriend had blocked her number!

......

"My Lord, what are you looking at?"

"Oh, it's nothing, I was just checking how the chives are growing!"

While He Chen was engrossed in watching the play, Anzu Matsuori had already skipped and hopped all the way home.

Seeing that the little believers had all gone home, He Chen temporarily turned off the [Divine Inspection] mark on Meizi, intending to check on her from time to time in the future.

"Okay, Your Excellency, please continue. I'm learning now~"

Having thoroughly enjoyed her meal, Anzu Matsuori was still in a relatively excited state. After happily greeting He Chen, she skipped back to her desk to continue previewing the material for the next semester.

Japan does not have summer homework in the conventional sense.

If there's any homework, it's just independent research.

Free research, as the name suggests, means doing whatever you want, and submitting a report or work when the holiday ends.

For example, some people would submit a research report on a new anime series, while others would submit a piece of pottery.

Japanese high school students are quite fortunate if they don't plan to go to university, or even a good university.

Therefore, Anzu Matsuori, who has no summer homework, has already begun to preview the knowledge for the next semester.

After she had studied for a few hours, it would be almost lunchtime. After lunch, she would go to the bathhouse to work as a shrine maiden and earn money.

A day in the life can be described as fulfilling and regular.

The believer himself was quite satisfied with this.

He Chen stared at Anzu Matsuori, who was studying.

"This kind of life is too mundane~"

He Chen sighed.

This girl, who is as stagnant as a pool of still water, really needs the help of a deity to break through her limitations and let her experience the joy of life!

but......

He Chen glanced at the bank balance and shopping page displayed on the computer, hesitated for a long time, and finally turned his head back to stare at the computer for the time being.

My own little believer... messing with her like that, isn't that something I can do anytime? As long as I find the right opportunity and the right excuse!

However, time waits for no one, and neither does the delivery service!

The sooner you select the products and place the order, the sooner they can be delivered. This means that he can deliver these daily necessities to believers in all sorts of strange and unusual ways and combinations.

Some of the problems that He Chen had seen or thought of in his previous life could also be verified in actual experiments.

For example, if there's no toilet paper in the restroom, and you suddenly find clean, fine sandpaper in a corner...

Ahem, don't misunderstand, He Chen wouldn't intentionally harm his followers. After all, followers are like fans to him; they absolutely need to be cherished and protected.

Therefore, if such a situation really occurs, He Chen will definitely try to remedy the situation or save his followers from their vulnerability and fragility.

As for the specific method...

Um......

hiss......

It's okay, you'll definitely be able to guess when it actually happens!

"Okay, add to cart! As for specifications, let's get a batch of sandpaper in all grits! Forget about polishing compound."

"Click".

With a click of the mouse, sandpaper and toilet paper appeared side by side in He Chen's shopping cart.

I believe no one would question why He Chen bought toilet paper.

Although He Chen had tried his best to distinguish his name as the "God of the Washroom" from toilets in his publicity, he realized today when he watched believers pray that what they needed most and hoped the gods would give them was still soft and all-encompassing toilet paper.

In this situation, He Chen could indeed choose not to send toilet paper, but he certainly couldn't do without toilet paper altogether.

As for whether some people, after experiencing the benefits, might simply stop carrying toilet paper and pray to the gods every time they go to the toilet...

That way, believers can choose the grit of the sandpaper!

"Steel pipes, huh? Hmm, the price..."

Compared to toilet paper and sandpaper, steel pipes are significantly more expensive.

However, recalling another young believer's unique fondness for breaking sticks, He Chen thought for a moment and decided that he couldn't let the believers suffer, so he selected a batch of steel pipes that could be broken but couldn't be broken.

At that time, we can simply throw weapons on the roadside for them to pick up whenever they need them;

To make it more legendary, it would be quite appropriate to have the message delivered to Anno Yuzuki and the others via a divine intervention, while they were praying for divine protection.

"Hey, is this bathroom plumbing company having a promotion?"

Okay, this is the place!

Perfect timing, the bathroom and washroom are one unit!

"This looks like a factory. Hey, is it possible to get them to send some second-hand or defective water pipes? They're definitely going to be used for fighting anyway, so leaks don't matter."

The deity opened the chat box and sent the message expressing his intention to buy more and hope that the other party would send him more gifts.

Alas, it's all because there's still too little money for incense offerings these days.

Now, how should I put it? Well, even the gods have no surplus food!

"I think a ladder is also necessary. A folding ladder can be useful in many situations. Let's buy one! Let's start with... three. We'll buy more if they work well."

"A kitchen knife... I won't buy a kitchen knife, it's too brutal and hard to explain. Hmm, I'll buy a large wrench instead. After all, as a repair enthusiast, it's perfectly reasonable to carry a wrench with me."

"Oh, and drinking water and food too. It's perfectly fine to stock up on these things. Whether you lose your way in the wilderness or lose your strength from straining in the toilet for too long, you can eat something to replenish your energy!"

"Chocolate? No way, those kinds of chocolates are disgusting!"

......

He Chen happily added one seemingly normal item after another to his shopping cart, imagining the joyful or other expressions on the believers' faces afterward.

At this moment, the followers of the "God of the Toilet" who were using the toilet couldn't help but feel a tightness in their anuses, as if they were about to face some terrible threat!

Chapter 111 Wouldn't it be wonderful if believers paid monthly fees?

After adding a series of items to the shopping cart, some useful, some subtle, and some useful.

He Chen stopped shopping with great regret.

The reason for stopping shopping was that the shopping cart was full.

This was the first time He Chen had ever encountered a shopping cart that was completely full.

He didn't even know if this was a unique feature of Japan or if all shopping websites had this problem.

Anyway, He Chen was somewhat dissatisfied.

It's my first shopping trip since coming into this world, so what's wrong with getting a little excited and buying a bit more?

He's a consumer! How can you not agree to a consumer wanting to buy more? Are you out of your mind?!