Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

However, overall, its merits outweigh its flaws.

At least, Anno Yuzuki and her group were still full of passion and enthusiasm, their minds focused on spreading faith to the gods and gaining blessings.

"My Lord, let's go together tonight to spread the faith for the divine being!"

After chatting for so long, and with Anami Matsuori patiently answering her questions time and time again, Anno Yuzuki became noticeably warmer towards the masked Anami Matsuori.

So much so that even for something as great as spreading faith to the gods, she wanted to bring Anzu Matsuori along.

"Dameyo~ I also have other ways to spread the faith for the gods, you can just spread it yourselves."

Anzu Matsuori firmly shook her head and refused.

Even if they're smiling enthusiastically, they're still inviting you to fight!

Spreading faith through beatings... It's so outrageous that it's almost in line with their own deity.

After a brief chat, the two groups parted ways and set off on their own.

He Chen also ended the [Divine Inspection] and returned to the Inner Divine Realm to check the panel.

Don't assume that this trip was useless just because it didn't seem to bring in any new believers.

In fact, after Xingnan Songzhi's extreme show of bravado, He Chen's system notifications kept ringing.

I won't go into the subtle changes in divine power and divine inclinations.

At this moment, the delinquent squad has reached the formidable level of being entirely composed of orthodox believers!

[Cleric: God of the Bathroom]

[Number of believers: 268]

[True Believers: 39 (Click to view list)]

[Shallow Believers: 104 (Click to view the list)]

[General Believers: 125 (Click to view the list)]

[Divine Realm: Anzu Matsuori's Washroom + Shrine No. 1 + 446 Additional Divine Realms]

[Divine Power: Weak]

[Deity's Favoritism: 6]

[1. Luck: Can enhance a believer's luck for a certain period of time, but requires a significant repayment afterward.]

[2. Learning: It can enhance believers' learning ability for a certain period of time, but a large amount of repayment is required afterward.]

【3. Mysterious: Can enhance divine skills or divine attributes, currently available 2/2 times, cooldown 0】

[4. Toilet: Can improve the success rate of believers' toilet use for a certain period of time, but will require a greater repayment afterwards.]

[5. Recovery: It can restore the believer's mental/physical state to a certain extent, but a significant amount of repayment is required afterward.]

[6. Destruction: Can destroy the body and possessions of believers. The degree of deviation in destruction is large, and the effect of destruction is positively correlated with the strength of divine power and the degree of faith.]

[Divine Skill: 5]

[1. Divine Communication: Communicate with your followers or marked individuals regardless of distance, and transmit information directly into their minds.]

[2. Divine Gift: Transferring nearby items to one's followers or marked individuals regardless of distance]

[3. Divine Blessing: The effects of divine blessings or curses are applied to believers or marked individuals in the form of a blessing. The effectiveness depends on the strength of the divine power and the number of believers selected.]

[4. Divine Inspection: Regardless of distance, observe the current state of the believer or marked object, as well as the surrounding environment within a certain range.]

[5. Shrine Travel: Freely travel between various shrines belonging to different gods, regardless of distance, and directly observe the scenery facing each shrine.]

[Divine Blessing: 2]

[1. When washing up, you will never encounter the misfortune of the water stopping or the water getting cold halfway through your shower.]

2. When using the toilet, bowel movements are smooth/automatic priority is given in the queue/never forget to bring toilet paper.

[Curse of the Gods: 2]

[1. When washing up, you encounter one or more of the following situations: the water runs out halfway through your wash, the water gets cold, or your clothes get wet.]

[2. When using the toilet, you encounter one or more of the following situations: long queues, constipation, diarrhea, or no toilet paper]

Although the displayed divine power was still at a weak level, He Chen could clearly feel the abundance of divine power at that moment.

To give an inappropriate example.

Previously, he had used up most of his divine power in order to blow up a toilet;

But if he were to unleash the same proportion of his divine power now, he could easily bombard the toilets of the entire Tsunayoshi High School several times over!

As for the deities' inclinations, after this period of accumulation, there has been a noticeable change...

Yes, although in terms of words it's just that "bigger" and "relatively large" have become "somewhat large", the effect is really obvious!

I'd be a dog if I lied to you!

Moreover, the mysterious [Divine Inclination], which has never been used and is quite mysterious to He Chen, has also become stronger through repeated slogans and promotions, and now has two opportunities to use it.

When there's only one chance, one will definitely be more cautious, but with two chances, He Chen is somewhat tempted.

"Tsk, the enhancement of divine skills and divine favoritism..."

Although we don't know how effective it will be, considering the current slowest progress in restoring the bias, it should be able to save lives in an emergency.

In this way, he is even closer to becoming a qualified god.

"I wonder what the effect would be if the divine skill were enhanced and the curse was then cast with the enhanced version of the enhancement?"

To be honest, compared to treating patients and saving lives, He Chen would rather see a big scene!

nausea?

No, have you forgotten that there's more than one curse?

Besides the curse of going to the toilet, there's also the curse of taking a bath!

What would happen if the super-enhanced curse of not being allowed to bathe were applied? I have a feeling it would be something just as strange?

Ahem, of course, he doesn't have any opponents he wants to eliminate right now, so he can only save these methods for later and use them when his followers encounter a crisis.

Yes, the gods are eager to protect their believers.jpg

After looking at the panel, He Chen then looked at the faith line.

Although Anzu Matsuori and Anno Yuzuki are still Orthodox believers, their faith paths are clearly different from those of ordinary Orthodox believers.

It is not only thicker and larger than others, but also subtly shows different markings.

This is clearly an advancement towards the next level of deep believer.

The message He Chen conveyed through Anami Matsuori wasn't all deception; spreading faith to deities can indeed strengthen the level of faith.

After all, spreading faith is itself a manifestation of practicing the will of God.

Since the two of them have only influenced a small number of people, they are still considered to be true believers.

However, as long as they continue at the current pace, once they bring more believers to He Chen, they themselves will also receive an upgrade in their faith level, and gradually transform into He Chen's form!

In this way, the divine power that He Chen bestowed upon them will also manifest in a better way.

"Keep up the good work, girls! The harder you work, the better I become!"

Chapter Eighty-Eight: Fighting for the Gods

He Chen looked at the control panel and played on the computer, while the delinquent girls were already taking action under the influence of temptation.

Yes, they were all excited and thrilled... and went home.

There's nothing I can do!

Look at what they've become after being tormented by Anzu Matsuori and He Chen.

The sticks they carried around to show off were something that almost every delinquent girl had.

And now? Four people can't even share one!

There are at most two actresses in the film!

Moreover, among the twenty or so delinquents, four or five had their clothes ripped and needed to be changed.

So even if they all desperately wanted to attack the nearest criminal gang right now, they certainly couldn't just go at it directly.

That wasn't an all-girls school. They went in a group that was basically unarmed, and many of them were dressed in tattered clothes... This is clearly a scene from a movie! So don't even think about it, you bastard!

After they went home and changed their clothes, they would take a suitable and cheap stick from home, pick it up from the roadside, or rummage through construction waste piles.

They didn't reunite until more than an hour later.

To be fair, not all delinquent girls come from such poor backgrounds. After all, they are delinquents in Tokyo, and many of them actually come from wealthy families. It's just that they haven't received enough care and education.

The reason they sought out sticks through these means was ultimately because they were afraid.

Buying a high-quality brand-name baseball bat for tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of yen certainly makes you look impressive when you take it out.

However, it's ridiculous that my eldest sister, who loves breaking sticks, can even break steel pipes directly. Spending so much money to experience heartache is just too much.

Hmm? The big sister doesn't cause trouble? You're obviously an amateur.

When has the great God of the Washroom ever appeared without breaking a staff?

Many delinquent girls have already secretly planned to break sticks at home to worship the "God of the Bathroom"!

As for Anno Yuzuki, the eldest sister, during the hour she spent organizing, she had already decided that she could fight right now, and the other side was another group of delinquents who had gathered together.

After learning that the gods supported them in proselytizing through fighting, she became bolder and this time she no longer limited herself to a smaller group of delinquent girls, but directly approached a group of delinquent youths next door!

"Are all the sisters here?!"

"Hi!"

"Are you ready to fight for the gods?!"

"Hi!"

"Okay, follow me!"

"Hi!!!"

With a wooden stick in hand, the eldest sister, Anno Yuzuki, quickly counted the number of people and led them into battle!