Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Anno Yuzuki turned around and, mimicking Anzu Matsuori's previous move, swung her hand and slashed!

"oops!"

"Help!"

"Waaaaah, my stick!"

The delinquent girls behind them fled and screamed, as if they were really about to be slashed by knives.

However, without the cooperation of the gods, what effect can such a strike in the void have?

Anno Yuzuki's bizarre move had absolutely no effect other than causing her subordinates to scatter in all directions.

She couldn't even make a loud noise when she tried to chop the air, let alone break the stick!

"Keep them in line, don't let them all run around. I'm counting on them to help me spread the word!"

He Chen's voice reached Anzu Matsuori's ears.

Upon hearing this order, Anzu Matsuori, who was laughing so hard she could barely contain herself, took several deep breaths to finally suppress her laughter, and then shouted loudly:

"All of you, quiet down, or I'll get physical again! Quiet down! I'm here to deliver a divine message, not to beat you up!"

"Quiet!"

Anzu Matsuori's call had some effect, but many people still didn't hear it or were too excited and continued to run around anxiously.

He Chen, who was watching from the side, frowned and transmitted his voice again. Then, Xing Nan Songzhi shouted loudly:

"I'll count down from three! If you're still not standing still after three counts, I'll chop you again, and I'll only chop those who are still moving around!"

"three!"

More people looked over, but since they were all unruly delinquent girls, very few actually stood properly.

"two!"

The thugs who had been beaten up earlier became more obedient, and their steps began to steady themselves.

"one!"

With a sweeping motion, Anzu Matsuori unleashed a devastating attack!

Then, He Chen's divine power, with a destructive bias, was applied to those delinquent girls who were still running around and shouting!

"Bang!"

"Tear!"

"Ah! My clothes!"

"Oh! A skirt!"

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Chapter 86 A Remarkably Modern God

"Ouch! My clothes are torn!"

"Waaaaah, my skirt fell down! Oh no! My stockings are all torn!"

"Oh no, my bra strap!"

......

The girls who were still running took a couple more steps and then clearly realized something was wrong. They quickly screamed and stopped or crouched down.

Now, no delinquent girls dare to run around recklessly.

After all, even if she's a delinquent, she's still a girl.

When the ability to tear clothes off remotely is demonstrated, who wouldn't be terrified? Even Anno Yuzuki couldn't help but clutch her clothes tightly!

Ahem, I need to explain this, don't blame He Chen.

In the previous situation, many of the delinquent girls who were still running away and screaming were unarmed. Without sticks, they could not be used to make an example of them.

He Chen certainly wouldn't actually harm these unruly believers just because they were running around and shouting.

So, well, the best way is obviously to destroy their clothes, right?

Yes, He Chen was completely forced into it! He was forced!

'My Lord God! Do you think your words are credible?! And why did you ruin someone's underwear while cutting their clothes?!'

Anzu Matsuori strictly commands the gods through prayer.

"Ahem, you know, I only just mastered this ability myself, so I'm not really good at controlling it yet. But it's alright, it's alright, there are only a few girls here right now, it's fine."

Even before the delinquent girls started shouting in unison, passersby probably all consciously took a detour.

As a result, apart from He Chen, who came to observe and watch the drama unfold, there wasn't a single man on the entire street.

"Hurry up and maintain order! It's time to proclaim the divine message!"

Although He Chen's urging always felt like he was changing the subject, under the current circumstances, Anzu Matsuori really should say something.

Otherwise, being stared at in horror by a group of girls who were tightly covering their clothes would be rather strange.

"Cough cough!"

Anzu Matsuori cleared her throat, and the delinquent girls shivered:

“I’m here to deliver a divine message, not to interfere with you. And after I’ve delivered the message, I will leave, and you will still be led by your leader!”

"The specific things to be conveyed are: First, when proselytizing..."

With no one to disturb her, Anzu Matsuori began to loudly recount what He Chen had conveyed to her.

Except for the part about her being the leader of the gang, which she omitted, she repeated the rest of the content verbatim, even though she disagreed with some of it.

As she recounted her story, the delinquent girls gradually calmed down, and some even started recording Anzu Matsuori's speech on their phones.

To be fair, although what happened this afternoon was so outrageous that some people are still wondering if they didn't wake up properly from their afternoon nap.

However, the fact that Anzu Matsuori could kill her sister remotely with just two waves of her hand is undoubtedly a huge positive publicity for the "Goddess of the Bathroom".

Yes, it's positive, even for the girl whose clothes were ripped off, it's still considered positive publicity.

The whole incident reveals, besides the fact that their eldest sister is a bit silly, the immense power that can be obtained after believing in the gods!

Slicing horizontally from a distance! That's so cool! Even just using it to cut fruit would look incredibly stylish!

Tell me, which young girl, no, which young man, could resist such an ability?

Even the most introverted homebodies would want to use this ability to remotely turn off the lights and close the door!

Anno Yuzuki listened even more attentively.

After all, she had indeed been blessed with divine power by He Chen.

In her opinion, apart from the divine messenger who had previously disguised himself as a school uniform and acted strangely, she was clearly the one most likely to possess the ability to slash from a distance!

Furthermore, if we summarize the whole thing and round it off, wouldn't it just mean that she performed very well, so the gods sent a messenger to help her do things more properly?

"...Well, that's all the divine message. Anno Yuzuki, is there anything you'd like to ask?"

After explaining everything in one go, Anzu Matsuori asked the delinquents.

"My lord, your abilities..."

"You're saying that..."

"Well, this one is..."

......

He Chen participated throughout the entire process of answering questions and resolving doubts.

He Chen, who is good at making up stories, successfully fabricated a perfect explanation, and combined the subsequent abilities, other rewards, and so on with his piety towards the gods and his spread of faith in the gods.

In short, after he finished speaking through Anzu Matsuori, even the girls who were clutching their chests to prevent their bras from falling off had their eyes shining and couldn't wait to expand the territory of the "God of the Bathroom".

"Alright, that's all for now. If there are any other divine pronouncements to convey in the future, I'll come to you again."

Anzu, the tool, the mouthpiece, and Matsuori let out a sigh of relief, preparing to end the conversation and go back.

Across from her, Anno Yuzuki bowed respectfully, preparing to say goodbye.

But at that moment, He Chen transmitted his voice again:

"No way! If you just leave like this, won't you have to travel all that far to deliver divine messages again? That's such a hassle!"

'Hmm? My lord, it's because you're unwilling to communicate with them directly! Otherwise, I wouldn't have had to come all this way!'

It would take at least half an hour to get directly to Grandma Kubo's bathroom from here. After wasting time here, Anzu Matsuori doesn't have much time left.

"I know, so why don't you do one more thing before you leave? That way, you won't have to make such a long trip in the future."

Huh? You can do something without having to travel all that way anymore?

Anzu Matsuori instantly became alert.

Having been scammed multiple times, and repeatedly scammed, she couldn't be more insightful about the saying: "The gifts that fate bestows have already been secretly marked with a price."

Now, whenever I hear anything about "giving away," "free," or "extra," I'm as wary as if I've spotted a trap.

However, this time she was indeed overthinking things. How could He Chen keep deceiving his followers indefinitely? He would at least let them relax for a while to lower their guard.

"Ahem, you could exchange phone numbers with Anno Yuzuki. If you need to deliver a divine message in the future, you can just send a text message or make a phone call."

???

Is the transmission of divine pronouncements really this casual?!

Is something like an oracle something that can be conveyed simply by sending a text message?!

And why do you, a god, have to use modern technology to solve all sorts of problems?

Upon hearing this response, Anzu Matsuori suddenly felt that she was the old-fashioned one, while the deity was the modern one!

Dressed in a shrine maiden outfit, Anzu Matsuori silently took out her phone from her pocket:

"Ahem, Anno-chan, let's exchange phone numbers. I'll communicate with you via cell phone if anything comes up! Write it down: 189..."

Chapter 87 The God is Steadily Growing Stronger~

Although at the end, the character of Anzu Matsuori, the messenger, seemed to undergo a sudden change in style, and the act of making a phone call to deliver a divine message always gave the impression that the gods were also messengers who made phone calls to inform others.