Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

He Chen shifted his consciousness to the panel in his mind, and then, through the toilet as the [divine bias], he moved towards Anzu Matsuori's faith line, with a trace of divine power acting in between, and completed the task!

【Ding! 】

[Bless believers with a "toilet" deity bias, increasing the degree of deity bias in the "toilet" direction, and additionally rewarding all deities with increased bias and 1 unit of divine domain size!]

In the end, he took another step toward becoming the "God of Toilets".

Alas, people always end up living the kind of life they hate; it's unbelievable that even gods do.

At the same time, the duration of the effect after this use, as well as the time of the backlash, had already appeared in He Chen's mind.

"If you need to use the restroom, go ahead, you're done."

He Chen said with a hint of melancholy:

"This clear period will last for three minutes, and the backlash will arrive immediately after the three minutes are up. You can go now."

"Hi!"

Anzu Matsuori immediately headed towards the restroom!

Behind him, He Chen hesitated, seemingly wanting to speak but holding back. Seeing that they had almost reached the restroom door, He Chen added:

"...By the way, this bowel movement will have a detoxifying and beautifying effect, which can slightly improve one's complexion and skin. However, you are so young, you probably don't need it much."

"?!"

Detoxifying and beautifying?! Improved complexion and skin?!

This is absolutely amazing!

Who says young girls don't need it? No girl can refuse it!

Anzu Matsuori's previously calm expression immediately turned to surprise.

Just a light poop? This time she's going to go all out, detox and beautify her skin!

Chapter Thirty-Four: What Kind of Human Suffering Is This?

For the first three minutes, Xingnan Songzhi thoroughly experienced what it means to feel smooth and comfortable, and felt completely refreshed after detoxing.

As for the specific process, I won't describe it from any angle or other perspective. After all, fairies never need to go to the toilet; they just go to the restroom to wash their hands.

I want to see these descriptions...

Are you some kind of hantai?!

Only a hantai (a person who is easily swayed by romantic relationships) would find pleasure in such descriptions, right?!

Reader's note: hantai da me!

Well, in short, Anzu Matsuori's experience during the first three minutes of using the toilet was quite pleasant, smooth, and completely natural and carefree, without any splashes.

Especially after thinking that this can also detoxify and beautify the skin, the happiness is doubled.

Tell me, what could make you look better and have smoother, better skin than going to the toilet?

This is practically the pinnacle of toilet etiquette!

In short, every single second of those 180 seconds was pure joy and enjoyment for Anzu Matsuori.

However, this is not simply enjoyment, but rather, like the previous good fortune, it is a two-sided existence.

Three minutes passed in the blink of an eye.

Just like the high-speed download experience of Baidu Cloud, the smooth three-minute download was perfectly timed to the very last bit.

Just when it seemed like everything was about to end, after three smooth minutes, the backlash came!

A mysterious force, as solid as an impenetrable wall, appeared in an indescribable place!

bass!

"Huh?!"

Anzu Matsuori's expression changed drastically!

The feeling of smooth sailing and uninterrupted flow came to an abrupt end at this moment.

Anzu Matsuori, who was originally prepared to finish the whole thing in one go, felt all her strength vanish without a trace as soon as she exerted it!

"Hmm~!"

Work hard!

"Hmm~!"

Push harder!!!

Anzu Matsuori was on high alert!

However, when fortune smiles, heaven and earth lend their strength; when luck turns, even heroes are powerless.

The memory of being able to pass through easily with just a little force before seems like an illusion. Now, no matter how much force I use, it has no effect on the outcome.

Even though she desperately needed to use the restroom and was almost there!

It's like a download getting stuck at 99% and never stopping.

......

No, it's like you're in the perfect mood, you've got the toilet paper ready, and then a special compressed file you're downloading stops at 99.9%, and you get a 404 error!

So close! So close to happiness!

But, unfortunately, it's just impossible to obtain!

"Oh no! Just a little more... um!"

Anzu Matsuori slowed down her strength, first using normal force, then straining with a flushed face, and finally gritting her teeth and straining!

But... there's still nothing we can do.

Stop and rest.

Then, she unleashed all her strength once more!

......

After several rounds of sprinting, Anzu Matsuori slumped against the toilet tank, her blank eyes seemingly understanding:

Besides life and love, constipation is another thing that you can't achieve even if you try your best.

Call ~

I really have no energy left~

Just bear with it, let's wait until this backlash ends...

Although this feeling of powerlessness is making Anzu Matsuori quite uncomfortable and irritable, she was mentally prepared for it, so she can still endure it.

To be fair, constipation is simply a result of trying without success.

Compared to that guy's uncontrollable, rocket-like diarrhea, I'm so much better now!

Anzu Matsuori comforted herself:

"Just bear with it, as long as you endure it until the backlash ends, everything will be fine..."

At this point, memories flood my mind.

In an instant, her eyes widened, and a sense of foreboding rushed to the back of her head!

"Huh?! The deity didn't say how long the backlash would last!"

He Chen only said that after three minutes of pleasure, the backlash would begin, but he never said how long it would take for the pain to subside again.

In accordance with the consistent nature of the deity...

Good heavens, is this going to mean the road will stay blocked forever?!

"Oh no..."

Anzu Matsuori's face turned deathly pale. In this helpless despair, a whole host of thoughts flashed through her mind in an instant.

She thought of her hometown, thousands of miles away, and the dog they kept there;

She thought about the exam she was going to take the day after tomorrow, and the clock in the exam room;

She had an idea...

"If I can't poop, am I going to have to stay on the toilet forever?!"

Previously, the unfortunate incident ended after the pursuers were dealt with.

At this rate, if she doesn't resolve this matter now, it might really never end!

Dry!

What unbearable suffering this is!

Despite her efforts, which left her drenched in sweat and unable to produce any results, Anzu Matsuori, in this despair, felt more acutely than ever before the importance of the blessings bestowed upon her by the gods and the importance of a smooth bowel movement.

And, I am deeply moved by...

Why are you so good at swindling people, my God!

You couldn't even get a single tile away from me before!

Think about it, when he was targeting that underling, his abilities were clearly stronger than Cifu's!

So this so-called "divine bias" of the gods is actually rooted in and growing within the despair of the believers, isn't it?!

Good grief, two attempts, two scams, each time it truly made her feel hopeless...

This is utterly depraved, my God!

After using an inverted sentence to thoroughly criticize the unreliable god once again, Anzu Matsuori finally regained some of her willpower.

However, although she did vent her emotions, the constipation problem that had been bothering her remained and showed no signs of abating.

At this moment, it seems that Anzu Matsuori only has two choices:

Should we continue our efforts to achieve smooth progress, or temporarily give up and avoid the limelight?

but......

Is this really true?