Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Good grief, other gods would cheat other gods, but this guy really only cheats his believers!

Anzu Matsuori was truly angry this time.

"Oh, it's all for your own good!"

He Chen smiled awkwardly and scratched his head.

"Huh??? You're doing this to me for my own good?!"

Anzu Matsuori expressed her incomprehension.

Hey! He Chen immediately perked up; he had to give her a piece of his mind.

Under Anzu Matsuori's wary and distrustful gaze, He Chen patiently guided her:

"Come on, look, what's the most important thing to you right now?"

Anzu Matsuori thought for a moment, then answered firmly:

"To survive under the hands of the gods!"

The deity's actions today were truly outrageous. In the past, Anzu Matsuori had always felt that the deity's abilities were not quite those of a qualified deity, but in the process of setting herself up this time, she truly felt the deity's manipulation of fate.

To be honest, having such a deity in your own home makes living suddenly seem more difficult!

"Ahem! Well, besides that? No, I mean, the difficulties you face in your life."

Goodness, He Chen hasn't quite shaken off the previous story yet, and has inadvertently come to agree with the view that the biggest difficulty for the current little believer is surviving under his rule.

"Of course, it's the exams later!"

The thought that she had just been through so much, and that she would have to take the final exam in two days that would directly determine her tuition fees, made Anzu Matsuori feel like she had no strength left to speak.

What kind of human suffering is this?

"That's right!"

He Chen clapped his hands and said excitedly:

"I'm making you feel lucky this time so you can prepare for your final exams!"

"Da me yo! Da me da me!"

"If I had to take an exam every single time, I'd die!"

Anzu Matsuori vehemently refused, her entire body, from head to toe, radiating resistance, her face contorted with terror.

"No, I can adjust the level of luck. And the reason I let you use it once is because after using it once, my control over my luck ability will be much stronger."

"If we use it now, the backlash will only be between 1.5 and 3 times, compared to the previous 2 to 5 times, which means the backlash has been reduced by half!"

"Didn't you say you wanted to use your luck ability during the exam? Otherwise, I wouldn't be giving it to you now."

Yes, there's absolutely no reason why I wanted to see what bizarre things would happen after my luck decreased, absolutely not!

Okay, even if there is, it would only account for half at most!

Seeing He Chen's determined gaze, Anzu Matsuori's expression visibly softened.

Oh, God, you're trying to use your luck ability for my own good?

Thinking back, she had indeed been hoping that the gods would bless her with good fortune.

Moreover, the backlash from using it once will be reduced so much the next time... It seems that, given that there's nothing much going on today, using it once is indeed a better choice?

"Look at your current luck ability. Even if it doesn't get any stronger, it's already quite effective. If you choose to use it during the last exam of the day, it definitely won't affect your other exams!"

He Chen struck while the iron was hot.

One aspect is that the gods can become stronger after using it, and another is that once the proficiency in using it reaches a certain level, this attribute will directly become part of the god's name.

Compared to the "God of the Bathroom," the "God of Luck," "God of Learning," or "God of Mystery" are clearly more useful and appealing!

Yes, this is a win-win situation!

"Then... is there a way to minimize the backlash from good fortune?"

Anzu Matsuori hesitated for a moment, but her eyes were firm as she asked in a low voice.

"Have!"

Chapter Thirty-Three: My Lord, I Want This

"Have!"

He Chen's answer was resolute!

Yes, there must be, there definitely is, and there's more than one!

Upon hearing Anzu Matsuori's question, He Chen knew that the previous matter was now considered closed. Relieved, he quickly composed himself and began to recount his story:

"First and foremost, what is most important and necessary is the degree to which believers believe in my ability to control luck. As long as everyone believes that I control luck, then over time I will naturally be able to control luck!"

The faith of believers has a great influence on the gods. The reason why He Chen is able to have such tendencies as luck, learning, and mystery is inseparable from the propaganda of Xing Nan Songzhi and others.

As long as the school continues to promote the ability of luck, He Chen's luck bar will automatically increase accordingly.

However, this is definitely a relatively long-term solution. There is still one day left until the exam, so relying on this method is definitely not enough.

So He Chen brought up the second point:

"In addition, continuing to use the ability of luck can also serve as practice."

The "Divine Favorability" effect can be improved through practice. Using it a few more times will naturally reduce the negative impact of good fortune.

After speaking, He Chen looked at the little believer expectantly, trying to invite him to continue trying.

"Da~me!"

Anzu Matsuori shook her head like a rattle-drum, refusing without hesitation.

He Chen shook his head with a hint of regret.

Luck itself doesn't mean much, but the misfortune that follows is really something else. He's quite curious to see what will happen if there's another backlash.

However, since Anzu Matsuori is unwilling, we can only put aside this expectation for now.

"In addition to these, there are other abilities that, once used, will also increase luck."

Just as the first use of the "divine bias" of Luck resulted in a corresponding increase in all other "divine biases," the first use of other "divine biases" can also increase the Luck bias.

"My Lord, could you please tell me what other abilities you possess?"

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori's spirits lifted noticeably.

It's best to avoid things like luck, which are so close to fate, as they are too uncertain.

As for the rest... Anzu Matsuori suddenly thought of a relatively safe point:

"By the way, Your Majesty, do you have the ability to set up a toilet? If so, could you try turning it to the lowest setting?"

"?!"

"So you still used the keyword 'toilet' in your advertising?!"

"No, but the place where Yamazaki-chan and I have shown our luck is the toilet, so this is bound to happen."

Xing Nan Song Zhi Li is naturally strong and confident, while He Chen remains silent.

"So, Your Majesty, is this an option?"

Anzu Matsuori's eyes were full of anticipation.

If we're talking about safety, this one should be the least dangerous, since it's not very useful to begin with.

"......have."

He Chen answered rather reluctantly and tried to struggle:

"But didn't you see the terrible state of the man I attacked? Maybe the punishment after this will go in that direction. Aren't you scared?"

Yes, there is indeed a "divine bias" related to toilets, and using it can indeed improve other "divine biases".

However, this preference for using the toilet also brings the toilet, a sacred function, closer to He Chen's divine status!

No matter what other religious duties they may be, adding the word "toilet" to them always feels weird!

However, Anzu Matsuori was quite firm in her choice:

"It's alright, Your Majesty, just use the least amount of force!"

"But the backlash might cause you to have both diarrhea and constipation!"

He Chen earnestly advised:

"Moreover, it's not just the toilet that we can try; we can also use it for studying!"

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori hesitated for a moment. She didn't have any particular fondness for toilets; she just felt that the toilet option had less of a backlash. If there were other better options, she wouldn't rule them out.

But if you think about it carefully, what if the backlash from learning is forgetting? Wouldn't all that knowledge that you painstakingly memorized be in danger?

"No need, I'll choose the toilet!"

Let's learn this skill and try it out after the exam!

Minami Matsuori made a resolute choice.

Presumably, the toilet will be very happy to have been chosen so resolutely.

“Okay,” He Chen shook his head, but quickly added, “It’s okay to indirectly improve luck through this, but you have to promise me that when you promote it later, you absolutely cannot promote the toilet. You have to focus on luck, learning, and mystery!”

According to his previous ideas, He Chen hoped to create a divine name that would be attractive to students and useful to other broad groups, with luck and learning as its core.

However, now that he sees how useful the Mysterious aspect is, he wants to add it to his core as well.

Hmm, the name "Mysterious and Lucky God of Learning" sounds really prestigious!

"Then let's get ready to begin."

At this point, He Chen became serious.

"Hi!"

Anzu Matsuori was equally serious.

"Then I'll begin!"

"Hi!"