Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Simply demonstrate your power, do nothing, and you can get the Inagi Association to voluntarily hand over a lot of benefits without causing a big fuss, and you won't have to worry about being secretly retaliated against later.

Moreover, through this operation, the guise of "God of Dreams" can be quite properly established, becoming an organization that stands in opposition to the church of "God of the Washroom".

In this way, if someone takes action against either side, the other side is very likely to be won over, thus making things easier for them!

He Chen himself thinks this method is great because it is simple, practical, and has many benefits!

"This method is indeed quite good. The church is currently too busy with many things, making it difficult to spare manpower for fighting and encirclement."

Xingnan Songzhi initially agreed with He Chen's method with considerable courtesy.

However, just as He Chen's smile deepened, she abruptly changed the subject and asked:

"But, Your Majesty, you already have the Church of the God of the Washroom, so why did you create another Church of the God of Dreams to rival it?"

"When we first created the [God of Dreams], didn't you say you wouldn't make it too big, that it would just be a supplement to the quest?!"

Anzu Matsuori's tone and expression at this moment, if not exactly like a woman who discovers her partner's infidelity, are exactly the same except for the degree of infidelity.

The Church of the God of the Washroom can be said to have been developed from scratch by Anzu Matsuori. Although the main deity is undoubtedly He Chen, Anzu Matsuori has also devoted a great deal of energy and effort to it.

Now He Chen wants to establish another church outside, isn't that almost the same as having an affair?

No, judging from the fact that both churches have grown and prospered, this is not just keeping a mistress, but rather attempting bigamy!

Ok? !

hiss~!

Goodness, this is quite a problem!

So He Chen quickly started writing:

"Oh, no, I... I'm just trying it out! Trying, uh, trying to see how the church would develop if the gods basically didn't care about it!"

"Yes, that's right! It's about not caring about the church, no matter how the church develops!"

"Look, at the Church of the God of the Washroom, I'm involved in everything, managing everything, right? It's fine when there's not much going on at the church, but now the church has expanded to the entire Nakano Ward. If it expands to Tokyo and then to all of Japan, won't I be exhausted?"

"As for the Church of the God of Dreams, I plan to do nothing but set the direction and let them manage and make their own decisions! If their church can develop well and avoid major problems, then we can reduce our interference, right?!"

Starting from the second sentence, He Chen became completely self-righteous.

"So, Your Majesty, you're just trying to be lazy and sneak out to play by yourself?"

Upon hearing this, Anzu Matsuori pouted, looking slightly annoyed.

"Of course not! If I can reduce the things I need to get involved in within the church and let them maintain themselves, then I can take my little believers out to play, right?"

“I went to several different beaches over the weekend and ate a lot of delicious food. When you have some free time, I can take you to play with me. It will also be a good opportunity to see what my little believer looks like in a swimsuit.”

After He Chen said those words, Anzu Matsuori immediately blushed and stopped being angry, and the topic was directly steered to questions like where to go and what swimsuit to wear.

but......

“But God, if you want to implement this plan, I can work wholeheartedly for you for a week, but after that, I can only work on weekends. You either need to control the time, or you'll have to find someone else to take charge of this matter.”

After chatting for a while, Anzu Matsuori seemed to remember something and suddenly said this.

"Huh? Why?"

Why can't the little believer wholeheartedly help him after just one week? What, after he, the god, gave him a break, the little believer wants to do the same thing now?

This kind of behavior can't be tolerated, otherwise, when everyone else gets a holiday, how will this god slack off?!

He Chen wouldn't easily agree without a reasonable reason!

"Because, summer vacation will end in a week, and I'll be going back to school."

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!!!

"You're starting school soon?! Is summer vacation almost over?!"

He Chen was completely stunned and shocked!

Goodness, summer vacation is almost over?!

He only started learning this summer...

Well, it seems he's really done a lot this summer?

Before the summer vacation began, he had only about a hundred followers, all of whom were high school students with very low levels of faith.

After the summer vacation, he held a lottery, subdued delinquents, opened up bathhouse channels, and even wiped out many yakuza organizations.

He, who had no church before, now has a church name that makes the Inaki-kai, the second largest church in Japan, so afraid that it actively seeks other protection.

All of this was accomplished in just one summer vacation, which can be considered a speedrun.

From this perspective, it seems normal that summer vacation is over.

"Yes, summer vacation is almost over, and I'll be entering the second semester of my junior year soon. I'll be in class every day then, so I definitely won't have much time to deal with church matters."

The Japanese academic year is different from that in China. The Japanese school year starts in April and ends in March of the following year. The first half of the year is the first semester, and the second half of the year is the second semester.

Therefore, they will not move up to a new grade after the summer vacation.

"Hmm~ I see. So, many of the bad apples in the church, and many priestesses, are like that too?"

"Yes, that's also true if they're still in school."

He Chen suddenly felt that there was no need to be too harsh on those bad guys who had previously refused to accept him directly.

Because, a week from now, his church will face the biggest reduction in combat personnel in the entire church's history—the start of the school year!

Wait a minute, don't a lot of the delinquents seem to be students too?

That's fine then. Let them continue working as temporary workers; that's good.

"Alright... Well then, I'll keep an eye on the arrangements for the future. But you'll still be in charge of the church; we don't need to find anyone else. You're in school on weekends, right? Perfect, I'll manage it from Monday to Friday, and you'll assist. You'll manage it on the weekends, and then I'll have a day off!"

Even if He Chen blew up the school toilets twice more, the start of the school year would at most be delayed, not canceled.

Faced with such an uncontrollable force, even the gods can only give in.

Fortunately, threats like these are meant to be handled with a balance of tension and flexibility, allowing time for the Inagi Association to seek reinforcements.

The church's reason for not taking immediate action, which is absurd, is that the pope needs to teach classes. However, it is still somewhat plausible to say that the church is not in a hurry to act.

"Hmm, okay... Ah?! What?! My God, you're going to have a weekend off every day from now on?!"

Just as Anzu Matsuori was about to agree, she suddenly heard the question in He Chen's words and asked in surprise.

"What nonsense! Listen to what you're saying! What's wrong with gods? Do gods have to be exploited every day? Even wage slaves get weekends off. I'm such a great god, and I only get two days off a week. Is that too much? Two days off a week, that's the law!"

"Ahem, alright, alright, you go back to handling things with the West City Society. I'm going to the [God of Dreams] Church to inform them about the situation and ask them to cooperate. Okay, bye-bye!"

He Chen quickly blurted out a few words, and before Xing Nan Songzhi could reply, he vanished in a flash.

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So, summer vacation in the real world is coming to an end. How about it, guys? Have you finished your summer homework?

Chapter 331 begins

With things mostly settled—mostly with Anzu Matsuori's side done—He Chen began making arrangements for the [God of Dreams] church, or rather, for Shiratori Karin.

The arrangements here are even simpler than those at the Church of the God of the Washroom.

After all, the church, as the threatening party, will definitely have to take many deterrent actions and demonstrate its presence and strength from time to time.

In He Chen's arrangement, the Church of the God of Dreams, which was in a passive position to receive benefits, had nothing to do except to be reserved and ask for more benefits according to the rhythm.

Even when "negotiating" or "mediating" with the Church of the God of the Washroom, all that's needed is to pray in front of them and then use the system or He Chen as an intermediary.

It's like being able to fleece a sucker without leaving home, which is quite delightful.

In He Chen's opinion, there might be some problems with Anzu Matsuori's side, but there would definitely be no problems here.

then......

"What? You can't do it?! This is so easy, it's practically non-existent! What could possibly be impossible?! Explain it to me in detail!"

Yes, the great, yet comical, deity has been rejected once again.

Moreover, he refused immediately after hearing it!

If Shiratori Karin doesn't give a reasonable explanation, He Chen will definitely retaliate in a petty way!

"Mr. System, this, this, I can't do all these things by myself."

Shiratori Karin looked utterly bewildered.

"I'm all alone. There's the matter of liaising with the Inagi-kai and constantly receiving assets, which I have absolutely no experience with and don't know how to do at all. Besides, my most important thing is to continue to complete the tasks assigned by the gods every day and help others realize their dreams!"

cough cough.

The Church of the God of Dreams—or, to be precise, the only person directly working for the God of Dreams—is Shiratori Karin.

In fact, there is no such thing as the "God of Dreams" church here at present.

In other words, the tasks He Chen assigned here were essentially all assigned to Shiratori Karin alone?!

If that's the case, then indeed...

"What about the other believers? Those who are capable and responsible should be encouraged to work hard for God. God can't have only one believer serving Him. If you alone are the only one, when will the light of the 'God of Dreams' be able to spread throughout the world?!"

He Chen disregarded the facts and launched a tirade against Shiratori Hanari.

Well, although it was his arrangement to have Shiratori Karin serve him, now he wants to criticize Shiratori Karin and bully this little girl in order to achieve his goal of making Shiratori Karin organize the church on her own and to make the church run according to his ideas.

Well, after all, even though He Chen has been away these days, he has been assigning Shiratori Karin about ten tasks every day. After all these days, surely he can find a few people to help out?

In this way, He Chen's request can be fulfilled by the "God of Dreams" persona.

In short: He Chen wanted Shiratori Hanari to move on her own.

"But, but Mr. System, the other believers... they've all gone to realize their dreams! Aren't the believers I recruited people who have encountered difficulties in life and need the help of the gods to find and realize their dreams?"

"After I helped them out of their predicament, with the help of the gods, they were able to realize their own dreams."

Shiratori Karin argued her case forcefully.

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