Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"...This is the punishment that the gods have bestowed upon you! Repent well, be a good person, and you will still have a chance to turn back. If you continue to do evil, you will suffer a fate worse than death, and even continue to be tormented after death!"

"Men, take them by the list of gods they worship, and send those who have completed their tasks to a police station in a distant place, so they can implicate each other!"

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With that, He Chen's matter is now closed.

As for Pope Anami Matsuori, he will certainly have to continue working there for quite some time.

At least, she can only relax after this matter is completely resolved.

Of course, He Chen is back now, and the matters that he previously handled with Anzu Matsuori have all returned to He Chen's hands.

In other words, once this matter is resolved, Anzu Matsuori can basically return to her previous state where she can do whatever she wants as long as He Chen doesn't give her any orders.

Well, after all, Anzu Matsuori is currently on summer vacation, so she has plenty of time to rest and play every day.

Abandoning Anzu Matsuori and all her followers, He Chen, returning to work on her first day, was quickly teleported to Shiratori Karin's location.

"Ugh, this is so troublesome! I have to manage two churches and handle two separate affairs under two different identities. I'm really exhausted!"

Floating above Shiratori Hanari's head, watching her sweat profusely as she helped those in need during the mission, He Chen couldn't help but feel moved.

Don't misunderstand, nothing happened on Shiratori Karin's side, or rather, on the side of the "God of Dreams".

The only minor issues and loose ends were also dealt with in the early hours of this morning when he was handling miscellaneous tasks.

The "God of Dreams," whose number of believers is small and whose church doesn't even really exist, has very few things to offer.

So much so that no one even noticed that their god hadn't glanced at them for more than two days.

As for why he still acted as if he had worked hard under such circumstances.

On one hand, after the Inagi-kai incident, the persona "God of Dreams" was indeed going to get busy in his plans.

On the other hand, it's because... on the first day back to work after the holiday, I felt exhausted even though I hadn't done anything!

"Sigh, I've worked so hard. Forget it, I won't talk to Shiratori any longer this time. I'll just explain things to her directly and assign the tasks!"

He Chen glanced at the clock placed in his inner divine domain:

"Sure enough! It's already past eight o'clock! I started working at midnight, and I've been working for eight hours now. If I were an office worker, I would either be off work by now, or I would have to start counting overtime!"

Having found an excuse to slack off, He Chen admired himself greatly and became even more relaxed about the affairs of the "God of Dreams" persona.

Originally intending to explain the matter clearly to Shiratori Karin and Hamasaki Bemi, and tell them his plans and procedures, he quickly threw the two series of tasks into their systems.

Then, these two series of tasks will be completed automatically when the node occurs, thus fulfilling He Chen's wishes.

As for what those wishes are...

"Oh dear! Right, the other half of the matter needs to be handled by the Church of the God of the Washroom. How could I have forgotten to tell the younger believers about this as well?!"

He Chen shook his head and sighed as he recalled the brilliant plan he had come up with in a spare moment that morning.

Tsk, no, no, he's really not in the right state after playing for two days.

Look at me now, I'm easily fatigued and forgetful, these are the two symptoms...

Ok? !

Wait a minute! These two things combined sound more and more like symptoms of kidney deficiency!

He Chen gasped, immediately perking up, all his fatigue and laziness vanishing in an instant.

As a man, or at least once a man, there are certain labels that should never be attached to you!

Those who know, know. To avoid being labeled as such, how many people would grit their teeth and endure it silently?

"Phew~ Hmm, my memory really isn't very good, but it's okay, I'll just make a couple more trips! Anyway, I have plenty of energy!"

He Chen, who had originally planned to slack off, immediately decided that no matter how many trips he had to make, he had to prove that he had absolutely no connection with kidney deficiency, even if no one knew!

And then, whoosh!

Having just arrived at Shiratori Karin's location, he immediately used [Divine Inspection] to check on Anzu Matsuori's side:

"Come here, little believer, I have something to tell you."

Completely unaware that her god had already left and returned, Anzu Matsuori was slightly puzzled by the god's words, and then obediently walked towards a secluded spot outside the door.

Being chosen to imprison so many people, this place was originally sparsely populated and almost no one would approach it. Anzu Matsuori deliberately walked to a secluded and hidden place. After walking for only a few minutes, the surroundings were completely covered and there was not a single person in sight.

Then, He Chen revealed his figure in front of Xing Nan Songzhi!

"Little believer..."

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Chapter 329 Something Even Gods Cannot Resist

Upon seeing the little believer emerge, He Chen, having revealed his form, plopped down in mid-air and said to Anzu Matsuori:

"Little believer, I've figured out a way to punish the Inagi-kai while simultaneously gaining a tiny bit of profit!"

After the interrogation just ended, since the cause of this incident was mostly, or rather, the vast majority, of the blame lay with the Saijokai, we didn't discuss the Inagikai matter again after dealing with the Saijokai.

The handling of the West City Association is now proceeding smoothly, so it is quite appropriate to discuss the handling of the Inagi Association at this time.

but......

"Oh."

Anzu Matsuori responded with a rather perfunctory tone.

Ok? ? ?

That's it?!

He Chen was completely taken aback by Anzu Matsuori's simple and unpretentious reaction.

Have our little followers become so aloof and calm now?

"...According to my plan, I can get at least 10 billion yen in assets from the Inayoshi-kai this time!"

He Chen spoke again, focusing on the words "10 billion yen in assets".

Then......

Without showing any emotion, or even the slightest fluctuation, Anzu Matsuori remained silent, simply watching her deity calmly and waiting for her to continue.

Ok? ? ?

Um? ! ! !

Can't even 10 billion yen cause an emotional reaction?

He Chen couldn't hold back any longer:

"Hey, no, I meant assets worth tens of billions of yen. You should at least give me some kind of response, right? I put a lot of thought into this plan. Why are you reacting like I'm talking about a few hundred yen?!"

Good heavens, He Chen came up with this plan to easily amass tens of billions, or even hundreds of billions, of yen in a short time, but he is quite optimistic about and satisfied with the plan itself.

The little believer's complete lack of reaction left He Chen, who was eager to impress her, feeling quite unsatisfied.

"Ten billion yen, that's a lot."

Anzu Matsuori affirmed calmly.

However, this kind of performance is like a woman who didn't utter a sound praising you afterwards, which is quite unsatisfying and even has a vague sense of irony!

Just as He Chen was about to say something, Anzu Matsuori looked up into He Chen's eyes and continued:

"But God, have you forgotten that I've been working on those criminal gangs for the past few days? The assets I've taken from them are over 10 billion yen. In fact, besides the cash, the other assets are still being tallied and organized!"

Uh, eh?

Ahem, as everyone knows, things that happened before the holiday were all a long time ago. He Chen felt a little embarrassed after hearing what Anzu Matsuori said.

"In addition, our church will definitely have to seize all of the West City Society's assets. Such a large organization, with all its assets, has a book value of at least 100 billion yen. Our church's actual income will definitely increase significantly. At the same time, we will have to do a lot more things."

“In this situation, 10 billion yen is indeed a lot, but it is also quite ordinary.”

Anzu Matsuori, who speaks eloquently, seems to have gained a more intellectual charm.

He Chen, who looked completely dumbfounded, appeared to have a more dazed and silly demeanor.

"..."

"...Okay, then let me tell you my specific thoughts!"

After calming down a bit, He Chen, who was now completely composed and in good spirits, naturally shifted the topic to the operation he had devised.

The entire emotional shift was quite natural, and the abrupt change of topic seemed completely effortless, as if no one was affected at all.

"Let me tell you, actually, I noticed something was wrong with the Inayoshi-kai a while ago. Back then..."

When the topic actually came up, He Chen and the little believer tacitly ignored the awkwardness from earlier.

He Chen's idea was based on the fact that Daoji had offended the Church of the God of the Washroom, and at the same time, he sought protection from another alias of his, the God of Dreams.

Look, on one side is the Church of the "God of the Washroom," and in principle, they can go and fight the Inayoshi Association, or seek compensation from the Inayoshi Association;

On the other hand, there's the "God of Dreams." In order to seek protection, Inagi will actively offer all sorts of good things, and the extent of these offerings is roughly proportional to the pressure exerted by the "God of the Toilet" church.

Eh!

And just like that, a brilliant idea came to mind, didn't it?

As long as He Chen puts pressure on the Church of the God of the Washroom, Daoji will not only compensate the Church of the God of the Washroom, but also give benefits to the God of Dreams.

So, as long as He Chen controls the intensity of the two vests and keeps the overall rhythm at:

The church selected one of the reasons that Inagi-kai had offended them and forced Inagi-kai to pay compensation. In addition to paying compensation, Inagi-kai requested the "God of Dreams". Afterwards, the church made some concessions out of respect for the "God of Dreams".

Then the church will find another point to pressure the Inayoshi Association again...

At this pace, switching back and forth between the two identities, besides appropriately showcasing the strength of both churches, they don't need to do anything else, not even take any real action, and can extract oil from the Inagi-kai like rapeseed.

Then, when things get unstable at the Inagi-kai level or something feels wrong, he, as a god, will personally go to punish them or give them some benefits under the guise of the "God of Dreams." Both of his aliases can easily obtain a lot of benefits!

"So, isn't this method incredibly useful?!"

After explaining his thoughts, He Chen asked Anzu Matsuori with considerable pride.