Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Oh!"

With a single kick from Shingo Aso, the criminals immediately lost all desire and had no further thoughts.

"Oh, it's alright, it's just a bit noisy here. Okay, okay, I'll send someone to start preparing right away, I promise it won't delay the priestess's business!"

Shingo Aso's fawning smile remained unchanged. After finishing the call with obsequious bows and scrapes, he immediately straightened his back and reprimanded the waiting underlings beside him:

"Didn't you see I was on the phone with the priestess?! Don't you know how to deal with the guy under my feet?! Get over there and tell the men following behind to send fifty-five of them to the god's church to be at his beck and call!"

"Hi!"

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The discussion in the church was very lively, lasting almost an hour before a concrete plan was reached.

Meanwhile, the witch of judgment quickly identified her target in ten minutes and then set off.

The missionary priestesses have just begun to make their moves, while the trial priestesses have already wiped out several small criminal gangs.

Although their purpose in mobilizing so many people was certainly to take down other extreme organizations and expand their influence.

However, they were not really there to join the Yakuza; punishing evil and promoting good was the core value of this religious inquisition.

It is worth mentioning that He Chen personally decided to establish this set of values.

After all, if the goal was simply to sweep away other organizations and create a massive yakuza organization, He Chen wouldn't even need the shrine maiden; he could just have Aso Shingo lead his men to fight everywhere.

The purpose of involving priestesses and having them manage the church was to prevent the dark side of the church from becoming too dark.

After all, if things really continue to develop in a dark direction, He Chen's inclinations might be affected.

Playing around is playing around, but he doesn't joke about bias. He Chen vaguely sensed from the panel that if his bias went astray, it might trigger a chain reaction.

For example... could it lead to the revival of other things?

He Chen could vaguely sense the slight movement produced by the system panel under certain circumstances, but for now, everything was still under control.

After all, it's impossible for gods or ghosts to appear just because he has a few bad guys under his command!

Moreover, He Chen is a baby god! Baby gods don't need to be responsible for this world!

Chapter 184 The Event Begins, Aquaman is in Trouble

Although Anzu Matsuori and the missionary shrine maidens chattered on and on, adding a great deal of detail.

However, although their bodies are mature, their minds are still like children. Their ideas are more focused on personnel and processes, and they don't have much need for changes to buildings or time-consuming and labor-intensive materials.

So, even though the plan was finalized this afternoon, it sounds a bit hasty to start implementing it immediately after that.

However, the problem is not big.

Anyway, with He Chen's [Divine Voice Transmission], there's absolutely no chance the waiters will forget the rules. As long as we supervise them properly, they definitely won't make any major mistakes.

As for how to supervise...

The lobby manager who knows the identity of the boss behind the scenes, the fierce-looking Yakuza with his own intimidating aura, and the guy whose scars from He Chen's carving are still visible—they can all keep the service quality of the waiters at a certain level.

This is not a threat, but a well-intentioned reminder.

After all, along with the bonus, today's bonus was also distributed—an amount equivalent to three months' salary.

He Chen may be mischievous, but he is definitely not stingy!

"Haha, great! Now that's more like a church!"

He Chen was quite satisfied to see the waiters who were full of energy and very careful after receiving the information.

Now, the staff of the bathhouse church have completed their training in batches, and brand-new nameplates have been hung outside the original bathhouse.

As for the difference in the blessing of the bath, He Chen naturally had an idea and completed the change.

In just a short while, all the necessary materials for the plan were prepared!

Although it was just a small division and simple training for the staff, this small change has brought about a huge change in the feeling of the entire church.

If I had to describe it in one word, it would be: professional!

Apart from the fact that the previous peak period had passed and the number of customers had dropped significantly due to the mealtime, everything was quite pleasing to the gods.

Furthermore, once the plan is implemented, the number of customers will definitely see a significant increase!

"Alright, little believers, let them start announcing the event!"

Everything was ready, and all that was needed was the right opportunity. He Chen decisively ordered the publicity campaign to begin!

Then, as the words came through the waiter's walkie-talkie, the church's first service officially began!

"By the God of the Bathhouse! Hello everyone, in addition to the regular divine bath you are currently experiencing, we also have other baths specifically for whitening, skin rejuvenation, and looking younger. Would you like to try them?"

"[God of the Bathhouse], hello madam! We also have other baths here that specialize in whitening, skin rejuvenation, and boosting energy. Would you like to try them?"

"By the God of the Bathhouse! Sir, we have special whitening and skin-softening baths here. You can bring your wife to try them out; the results will be absolutely noticeable!"

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The waiters used different sales pitches for different groups of people, but the common point was that the real target users were all women, and they were all trying to induce them to want to try it.

And once they had the idea of ​​giving it a try...

“Smimasai! This is a special bath that cannot be used directly. Other believers must pray for you before it can be used.”

"If you come with your husband or boyfriend, they can pray for you. If two male believers pray for you, you can get a free upgrade to the private bath!"

Yes, He Chen is not some god who can get things for free.

Even if you want to try it for the first time, you must meet certain conditions!

If it were a regular event, most of these female customers would probably roll their eyes and leave.

After all, they don't give you any reward; you have to invest and pay upfront. It's just like fishing with a straight hook!

However, they were all women who had experienced the bathhouse and church bath.

Even if there is no explanation before taking a bath;

Even though the vast majority of them soaked in the lowest-grade bathhouses.

However, the effects of bathing in the bathtub blessed by He Chen can be clearly felt even without any prompting!

Any urban woman inevitably experiences late nights and exhaustion, and the same goes for urban men, but we'll ignore them here.

The bathtub blessed by He Chen can relieve physical fatigue, restore energy, improve skin, and enhance blood circulation, among other beneficial functions for physical and mental health.

For urban women suffering from sub-health and excessive fatigue, every negative affliction they have can be effectively mitigated by a bathhouse.

He Chen showed great mercy today; even a single change was enough for customers to clearly feel the difference. With comprehensive improvements, the effect is even stronger!

The most obvious effect is that taking a bath is like putting on makeup, making you look five or six years younger instantly!

Ahem, of course, this is a pay-to-win player, so they directly ordered the top-of-the-line single bath.

In short, after experiencing such obvious results and seeing the beautiful and charming young female shrine maidens directing the event on-site, far more than one or two female customers were immediately captivated.

Making a phone call right after taking a bath to invite a friend to come along the next day is already quite reserved.

After hearing that there are baths with even better effects and that upgrades can be made for free, a significant number of people jumped out of the tub, wrapped themselves in a towel, and went to make the call!

tomorrow?

To hell with tomorrow!

I want it today, right now!

So, the church, which previously had almost all its customers in the bathhouse and hardly any customers elsewhere, suddenly became a large group of people crowding together to make phone calls.

This isn't just happening with female customers; while the number of male customers making calls is indeed small, the number answering calls is much higher!

Especially those who come with their wives and mothers, tsk, if their mother and wife both fall into the water, who do they choose to save?

Of course, since it takes two male customers praying together to help a female customer get into the bathtub, the pressure on the male customers at the scene was actually not too bad, after all, one person can't do much.

Female customers, all wanting to become more beautiful and younger, kept sending phone calls and messages non-stop.

At the same time, a lot of people asked the waiters for details, such as whether underage children or other girls were counted as people.

He Chen's goal is to increase the number of believers, so as long as they are brought in, they can be counted as members. Of course, the other girls are only counted today.

As a result, under this rule, even more people are rushing to make phone calls today:

"Yui-chan! Please come to the Water World Bathhouse in Nakano Ward right now! I'm taking a bath here and I need your help!"

"Honey~ Hurry up and come to the Water World Bath Center! Yes, I'm right here with my best friend Lingzi! Come on over here!"

"Honey~! Who were you talking to on the phone just now? Oh well, never mind that, hurry up and come to the Water World Bathhouse, I'm taking a bath here, I'm waiting for you, come quickly!"

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One by one, the female customers present made phone calls, and different people answered the calls and rushed towards the water park.

The matter was too urgent, and most of the girls didn't explain the details carefully; they just kept urging the person on the other end of the phone to come over quickly.

So some men rushed to the church in the bathhouse while answering phone calls from other girls at the church, and kept promising to come over right away!

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Chapter 185 It's almost time for the baby god to leave!

"Everyone line up! One by one, one by one!"

"If you're unsure about the situation, please call to confirm first. There are too many people here right now, so I can't answer everyone individually! Smimasay!"

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Although He Chen wasn't worried about not attracting customers from the beginning, he still knew too little about women.

Before the temptation to truly become beautiful even exists, the things women are capable of doing far exceed what most people can imagine, especially the ability to become younger!

Goodness, in just ten minutes, a queue had already started forming in front of the church. Now, half an hour later, the rushing crowds have left the staff with no time to explain the situation to each individual.

This isn't just the number of people arriving now; it's already reached the level seen when the sewers overflowed.

Instead, a group of waiters were being stopped by female customers asking for details. Goodness, they were all trying to look better, so they didn't even wrap themselves in towels and just stopped the waiters to ask questions.

If it weren't for the fact that there were both male and female staff members, and only female staff members were allowed to enter the women's bath, there would probably be even more staff members left around the bath area!

Just how crazy is the women's bath area?

To put it simply, He Chen originally just went to check out the situation, but ended up getting completely absorbed in it for half an hour!