Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Wow, that's a great idea!

In fact, yesterday his system panel already had a new divine preference for "Bathing". If he continues to develop in the direction of bathing, he might really become the god of bathing before long!

The other priestesses, upon hearing this, also felt a sudden sense of clarity.

Especially among the rebellious girls, whose horizons have broadened, some immediately came up with new ideas:

"Now that you mention it, I have an idea! Since the gods are in charge of destruction, we can provide a fighting service! If a believer is bullied, they can exchange their spending for a chance to fight back!"

"Oh, right, indulgences! With indulgences, we can hide in the church for a day, during which time no enemy can seek revenge!"

"If there are also indulgences, then when there's a conflict between assault warrants and indulgences, let's go by the quantity! Whoever paid for it will decide!"

......

The delinquent girls were quite excited, successfully catching He Chen's eye while also sending chills down the spines of the lobby manager and his colleagues.

Under these circumstances, even Anzu Matsuori couldn't help but speak up:

"...Let the trial priestesses handle this matter. We missionary priestesses should focus on matters related to the church!"

If this isn't corrected soon, I'm afraid if this discussion continues, the church won't be a church anymore, but a place for sworn brothers to raise their flags!

Yamazaki, the instigator, was startled and looked completely bewildered. Yuki quickly joined in the conversation, steering the topic back on track:

"Yes, yes. It's better to think in a more conventional way. Fighting is too niche. We should think from the perspective of the majority."

"For example... asking the gods for help to divide the bath into various functions like those in anime? Such as making you younger and more beautiful, bringing good luck, clearing your mind and improving your learning ability, and so on!"

"Uh......"

After Yamazaki Yukei herself spoke, she felt that the example she gave was still somewhat lacking, remaining within the scope of bathing and not transcending it.

But at that moment, Anzu Matsuori quickly clapped!

"Okay! Let's just move in this normal direction and stop trying to get the church staff in!"

At this moment, the deity suddenly transmitted a message to her:

"Little believer, little believer! I've thought of a way! Please tell them quickly!"

"Have the staff explain that different priced baths have different effects, but sincerely praying while bathing will enhance the experience. If your heart is sincere and your faith in the gods is deep enough, you can experience the effects of a top-tier bath even in an ordinary one!"

"Oh, and remember to ask the staff to remind customers that taking consecutive baths after their baths will enhance the experience."

"For seven consecutive days, you'll receive a free bathhouse upgrade; for a month, you'll receive another free upgrade! But if you stop updating—cough cough—if you stop, you'll have to start all over again!"

"Remember to mention that this challenge has a time limit and a limited number of participants. That way, if too many people complete it, we can disqualify other people from registering!"

Yamazaki Yuki's phrase "like in an anime" immediately sparked He Chen's ideas.

He Chen couldn't pull off things like the "Spring of Drowning Girls" or "Spring of Drowning Dogs" from anime, but he could definitely apply the various tricks from games to the church!

"By the way, encourage them to think more about anime, games, and things like that!"

Anzu Matsuori, looking completely bewildered, relayed the words of the deity.

When the priestesses learned that they could even request various magical springs from the gods, their enthusiasm flared up even more:

"Ancient legend says that hot springs can make people younger! Could the gods grant us this?"

"Whitening! A hot spring that can whiten skin would be incredibly attractive! If the gods could grant us such a bath, the church would be packed!"

"Good skin is the most important thing. If we could remove blackheads, exfoliate, and get rid of blemishes, there would be an overwhelming number of people coming to the church to pray and bathe!"

"Now that it's holiday time, we can create a study area! Let the bathhouse have a learning-enhancing function! That way, many students who love learning will definitely come to study here!"

......

Tsk, those who talk about whitening are girls with naturally warm skin tones; those who talk about exfoliation are girls with sensitive skin who are prone to acne.

So, the one she suggested learning... well, sure enough, in her "prayer history," there are double-digit numbers of prayers asking the gods to grant her enhanced learning abilities!

He Chen shook his head slightly. Tsk, starting from what he desires most is not wrong, but if he follows their ideas, wouldn't his church customers become dominated by women?

After all, how many men actually want to whiten their skin, take care of their skin, and look younger? It's much more effective to advertise that it can make people energetic and vigorous.

However, aren't the single rates high in various countries these days? Even if bathhouses can make people energetic, if most of the people there are either simps or single men, then it doesn't seem to do much except make the calluses on your hands thicker.

Looking at the ten beautiful witches present, He Chen sighed:

"So many pretty girls don't have boyfriends. It's probably difficult to expect them to bring their boyfriends or husbands here. It's better to expect their admirers to come on their own than to expect them to bring men."

Ok?

He Chen exclaimed in surprise, then suddenly felt a flash of inspiration!

A simp?!

Yeah, there are tons of simps!

In that case, we can totally develop a "simp economy" and cultivate simp followers!

The temptation to make your goddess even more beautiful by spending money is irresistible to any simp!

"How about we organize a promotion where male customers pay and female customers get a free upgrade to the bathtub?"

He Chen pondered:

"No! Bring two! At least two simps are needed to upgrade the goddess's bathtub!"

Chapter 183 He Chen is still a divine baby!

Yeah! Which simp doesn't want their goddess to become even more appealing?!

Once the mind is opened, all sorts of ideas immediately come to mind.

Yes, since the effects of his bathtub, apart from boosting spirits and restoring physical strength which are somewhat attractive to men, are basically only very attractive to women.

In that case, let's just use female customers to drive the male customer segment!

After careful consideration, He Chen conveyed his solution to Anzu Matsuori.

Well, if these methods are relayed through Anzu Matsuori's mouth, then they were all devised by Anzu Matsuori. If they succeed, they can increase the prestige of her little believers, but if they fail... cough cough, wouldn't that just make her take the blame for He Chen?

The gods can't be wrong!

After Anzu Matsuori proposed this method, it immediately received a series of praises from the shrine maidens:

"That's a great idea!"

"Yes! This is a great idea!"

"Okay, okay, let's try this method!"

......

Since He Chen's approach is based on the core idea of ​​attracting female customers and then using them to drive male customers, the various magical bathtubs he offers are naturally all targeted at women.

For example, the various baths that the shrine maidens had previously suggested are all included in this collection.

Whitening, skin rejuvenation, and other attributes are all listed separately!

With the church's blessing, He Chen's bathing skills also improved significantly.

He originally intended to combine whitening and skin rejuvenation, but since the believers wanted both and prayed for them separately, he naturally released them separately, acting as if he were not human.

Ahem, and besides, if female customers don't bring their male companions—oops, I mean, if they don't bring any male companions—they'll only be able to choose one type of bath!

As for becoming younger... He Chen can't actually do that right now.

However, as long as people feel more comfortable and have better skin and energy after soaking in the bath, then from the customer's perspective, it's pretty much the same!

Isn't becoming healthier similar to feeling younger?

At worst, I can just have the waiter say it again:

"I'm already looking younger, but the process is slow and I need to shower more often!"

"The more expensive pools will have better effects. If you want it to be faster, you can upgrade your bath!"

"The more sincere your heart and the stronger your faith in the gods, the more obvious the effect of becoming younger will be!"

......

That should do it!

So all the priestesses present were overjoyed.

The expressions on the faces of the lobby manager and others changed once again, from being horrified that these beautiful girls were actually a violent criminal gang, to being horrified that these beautiful girls were actually a fraud criminal gang.

Suddenly, it went from someone else covering up their crime to someone saying that taking a bath can make you beautiful and younger. What is this?

A shift in operational strategy? No! This is clearly a shift towards a criminal focus!

Listening to the girls' excited words, if they didn't know a little about the identity of the owner behind the bathhouse, they would have wanted to quit immediately.

"...Okay, let's proceed according to this procedure. Lobby Manager, do you think there's anything missing from the plan? Lobby Manager?"

"Oh, no problem, no problem! We'll get started as soon as the plan is finalized, and we guarantee to begin implementation within three days!"

The lobby manager was pondering how to preserve evidence that he hadn't broken the law if he were to do something illegal, when he was suddenly called out and instantly stood up in fright.

"Huh? What three days? Didn't I say we should start now, today? Lobby manager, is there something you don't understand?"

Anzu Matsuori was taken aback and stared at the lobby manager before asking again.

Goodness, sweat immediately beaded on the lobby manager's forehead.

"Hey, I'll get on it right now!"

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"Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Okay, we'll send fifty people over right away to help!"

Stepping on the criminal's back, Shingo Aso answered the phone while bowing and scraping.

As the leader of a yakuza organization, it was inevitable that he would accompany the entire Judgment Witch Squad on their expedition.

Especially after realizing that it seemed to be the divine arrangement that all of them, the members of the Yakuza, would be under the jurisdiction of the priestess, he went to great lengths to curry favor with her.

Although the person on the other end of the phone wasn't the trial priestess directly in charge of the Yakuza organization, he dared not show any disrespect to the missionary priestess.

"Hmm~ then..."

The criminals at his feet heard the sound and wanted to speak.