Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

Are you a sore loser?! Who in the yakuza world has a clean record?!

Just wait, when all these things get out, your Higashida Group will be finished!

Senior Yakuza Masao Shingo immediately broke out in a cold sweat:

"O lofty God of the Washroom, your humble follower Shingo Aso begs you to punish all members of the Futaba-kai, so that they cannot spread what just happened! If they do, our Higashida-gumi will be unable to remain a part of the Yakuza!"

This is an urgent plea from the leader of the Higashida group.

Although the yakuza organizations do not have much hierarchical relationship, they have actually established a set of rules and regulations over a long period of time.

It's normal to secretly collude with the police to sabotage other organizations, but openly colluding with the police to cause trouble will definitely arouse hatred and even lead to an attack by other organizations!

but......

What does this have to do with He Chen?

With other yakuza organizations launching a coordinated attack from all sides, wouldn't that make it easier for He Chen to make his move?

Therefore, He Chen simply sent out a single command:

"Summon all prisoners to preach!"

At the same time, He Chen also sent a telepathic message to those witches who wanted to continue sweeping away more shamans after taking down a powerful organization that had established itself in one area, telling them to stop.

The current actions are indeed a case of mistaken success, but these shrine maidens are simply too powerful. If left unchecked, they might actually be able to wipe out a large area.

This is obviously not a bad thing, but the problem is that He Chen cannot take over the entire area they have chosen and start the mission of the "God of the Washroom" with just the ability of the Higashida Group!

Ahem, actually, the registration of the Church of the God of the Washroom is still being processed.

As the saying goes, if you don't make a profit, you lose money. Since we can't make a profit in these areas right now, there's no need to destroy them all!

Since our priestesses enjoy playing this game so much, then we can simply keep the rest of these villains as prizes for them!

Look, other gods just give their believers holy objects or blessings, but He Chen can send out robbers, tram perverts, and stalkers... Doesn't that seem very rich and powerful?

Tsk, He Chenyuan calls himself the first person to send beautiful girls to perverts, freaks, and stalkers.

"I heard the voice of the gods! How wonderful!"

"As expected, this incident was orchestrated by the gods!"

"Yuzuki-chan, I'll have to trouble you to find the stick again next time!"

......

Although leaving now is certainly not the most enjoyable state for the girls, the journey so far—bringing down several criminal gangs, beating up all the villains who had bullied the girls, and getting them arrested by the police—has already excited them quite a bit.

Now that the deity himself has called a halt, it's time to end this and everyone go home!

After watching the lovely young girls take the tram home with loving eyes, He Chen's attention shifted to Aso Shingo and the other Yakuza.

At this time, with He Chen's cooperation, they had already carried out forced proselytizing on the Yakuza members of the Twin Leaf Society. At the same time, all of the Twin Leaf Society's assets and properties had been quickly organized and listed.

He Chen's gaze swept casually across the list, but he was quickly drawn to one particular asset.

Gazing at the magnificent, high-end architecture in the picture, the deity's eyes grew brighter and brighter, and a wildly imaginative thought suddenly seized his mind:

"A 100% owned bathhouse?"

"Hiss~ This isn't a bathhouse, it's... my long-lost church?!"

---Aside---

I'll post the extra chapter in the group chat tomorrow; I'm starting to brainstorm ideas now.

Chapter 171 An Absolutely Bizarre Move (Please Subscribe)

Yes, a church!

God cannot exist without churches, just as Japan cannot exist without adult films!

For the gods, churches are absolutely extremely important, not to mention the convenience of proselytizing, the gods' face, and so on.

What He Chen cares about most is that, just as gods can freely travel to their own shrines, if he turns the bathhouse into his own church, then he can personally appear in the bathhouse!

At that time, he won't just be able to see his own priestess, he'll be able to... cough cough.

No, what He Chen actually meant was that after he had the church, he could run wild in this bathhouse called the church and do whatever he wanted!

Yes, don't ask what he can do. In short, with such a large space, he can do whatever he wants!

So, is there any legal place in the world more suitable than this for the "God of the Washroom" to be a church?!

"It seems we need to speed up the process of the Futaba merger."

When He Chen saw his own church, it was clear that the Shuangye Society, this yakuza organization, was destined to integrate into the church at every level.

You're holding the church of God in your hands, using it to make money for yourself—aren't you ashamed?!

Don't give me any excuses like "you bought it and built it yourself." Let me tell you, the gods have taken a liking to it!

"Starting tonight, with one day remaining, transform the Water World Bath Center into the chapel of the [God of the Bathhouse]!"

He Chen decisively transmitted this message to everyone in both extreme organizations simultaneously. At the same time, he subconsciously transmitted several key points he valued during the transformation to Le and the others' minds.

Yes, not only the Higashida Group, but also the yakuza members of the Futabakai, including their leader, all received the message sent by He Chen.

Then......

"Baka! Who's talking to me?"

"Huh? Some kid just asked me to renovate the church? Hahaha, I'll renovate his toilets too!"

"You bastards from the Higashida Group, let us go! Our brothers are on their way!"

......

The members of the Higashida Group were kneeling on the ground in piety and fear, praising the gods. However, the members of the Futaba Society, who had not yet learned their lesson from the gods, were all very arrogant. Even He Chen found it a bit amusing.

Good grief, if it were a group of Yakuza wielding sticks and knives, it would be reasonable to say this, but now everyone in the Futaba-kai has been controlled by the Higashida-gumi!

To put it simply, these Yakuza were shouting either while bound or while kneeling or lying prone.

They were already in a very difficult situation, but judging from the momentum of their shouts, they were all as fierce as tigers!

"Okay, okay."

He Chen smiled very happily.

You can't feel comfortable without using some tricks, right?

He Chen really didn't want to use the toilet as his sacred duty for the time being, but did he really think that he had no other ability to make people submit?

These Futaba-kai members were all coerced by the Higashida-gumi into worshipping the "God of the Washroom"!

In other words...

"It just so happens that after making progress during this period, the Destructive Bias hasn't had a chance to practice with anyone yet. Okay, you guys are the ones!"

[Destruction: Can destroy the body and possessions of believers. The degree of destruction is slightly greater, and the effect of destruction is positively correlated with the strength of divine power and the degree of faith.]

The deviation is already only at the level of "slightly large", so it will be much more accurate in destroying believers.

It's hard to say whether it reaches the cosmetic level, but it should be close to the rough medical level.

Of course, to be on the safe side, we should start with the simpler approach.

for example......

"Shh!"

The destructive effect was silent, but that didn't stop He Chen from providing his own voiceover.

After all, how could someone shave their head without making a fuss?!

Yes, He Chen's first step in testing his skills was to shave the heads of all the Yakuza members of the Twin Leaf Society on the spot!

No, it's not just a bald head, it's the entire body that's been shaved!

All the members of the Higashida Group knelt down, and the Futaba Yakuza, who were out of control, cursed and twisted.

Then, in an instant, everything from their hair to their eyebrows to their eyelashes to their beards fell off with incredible smoothness!

"Huh? Ah! My, my hair!"

"Ah! My chest hair?!"

"Ah! My eyes!"

......

Screams and screams immediately erupted from the mouth of Yakuza of the Futaba Society.

Needless to say, there was a scream of pain, but it was because a broken eyebrow or eyelash had accidentally fallen into the eye.

One or two hairs might be fine after blinking, but for those whose eyebrows and eyelashes were shaved off, some even had half of their eyebrows fall into their eyes!

hiss~

This isn't just something getting into your eye; it's like your eyeball has fallen out of your eyebrow!

What is this concept?

My eyes hurt when I don't move, and no matter which direction I turn them, it feels like being stabbed by thousands of steel needles, making the pain even worse!

"Ouch!!! That hurts!"

"Water! Water! Please, wash my eyes with water!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong! Help me!"

......

Under the threat of having hair/eyebrows/eyelashes/chest hair/etc. in their eyes, many yakuza members who were previously so tough were now crying and begging for mercy.

Even those who disagreed could only stubbornly refuse and silently shed tears.

It wasn't that the Yakuza couldn't even bear the pain, but rather that the constant dropping of things into their eyes was so irritating that they couldn't stand it.

Seeing this, He Chen was completely dumbfounded.

"Wow, this actually works?"

He was just checking the precision of the destruction before he took action!

As a result, the opponent was defeated before they even had a chance to use their moves, which was quite frustrating.