Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

"Don't move! Don't move!"

"Get them under control!"

As the alarm sounded, another group of police officers suddenly appeared and rushed over!

Just as He Chen was thinking about whether to give the police a hard time and then let his witch escape quickly.

He suddenly realized that the police were ignoring their own priestesses, no, they didn't even pay attention to Aso Shingo, the leader of the Yakuza, and rushed straight towards the group of unidentified people lying on the ground!

"Don't move!"

"Arrest them all!"

"Captain, it's been confirmed, they are indeed making uncensored films! The evidence is irrefutable!"

......

The police actually arrested the group of people lying on the ground!

What the hell is the principle behind this?!

Two people got into a fight, and the police ended up arresting the one who was knocked down?!

So who are these police officers, and where did they come from?

"No, no, I'm a little confused."

He Chen felt like someone who had skipped dozens of episodes while watching an anime series. Not only were previously unrelated characters starting to interact, but also many completely unrelated characters were appearing.

This feeling is so unpleasant! She is supposed to be my own shrine maiden, but right now, she seems to have turned into someone else's shape!

"Hey, why did they suddenly collapse?"

"Never mind, as long as we caught them. Let's go! Next place!"

"Let's continue to punish evil and promote good for the divine beings!"

"What kind of bad guys will be at the next location?"

......

After the police arrested the people, the unharmed girls were full of energy and ready to set off again!

He Chen went closer and saw that the leader of the believers was holding a tablet, and the map on the tablet was marked with locations, roughly twenty or thirty of them.

Good grief, so that means, following their usual trajectory, they'll have to fight another twenty or thirty times?!

Moreover, there are several logos with the letter H in them!

"No! Absolutely not!"

He Chen's expression turned serious.

If it were a crackdown on organized crime, He Chen might have been able to tolerate it.

After all, taking over the territory of the criminal gang after eliminating them and turning it into the territory of one's own church, and then carrying out missionary work, is also a good idea.

But cracking down on prostitution is absolutely out of the question!

Tell me, what good would it do to take down these bastards?!

Could his priestesses possibly fill this void?!

It's not even certain whether they will be well-liked by the public!

If not only does the number of believers not increase, but he also has to constantly expend divine power to help the priestesses, and the number of special videos decreases, then he's really at a loss!

Yes, he is a god, he is aloof, he no longer needs to guide himself with his hands.

But does that mean we should destroy all the good things that are uniquely Japanese?!

This is an absolute rip-off!

But at this very moment:

"My lady, the next enemy we'll be fighting is another yakuza organization. They're evenly matched with us, and it'll be up to you to break this deadlock!"

"Once we take them down, we'll be able to clear twice as many areas during our next sweep!"

Shingo Aso shouted excitedly.

Another yakuza organization?

Annexation?

He Chen frowned slightly.

Should the priestesses absorb the organization before leaving?

However, whether they stay or not seems to be of much importance.

The Yakuza, a yakuza organization, should handle the fighting.

As for her own priestesses, although they are beautiful, they seem to act like silly huskies if you're not careful...

"Aww! Big sister, let's keep charging in a bit!"

"Yuzuki-chan, I want to charge ahead with you guys later! It's so exciting!"

"Yuzuki-chan, Yuzuki-chan, can you find me a pink stick later? I want to hit someone with a pink stick!"

......

Damn, my head hurts.

The good news is that, judging from their current state, we no longer need to worry about them being bullied outside.

The bad news is, judging from their behavior, they're definitely going to bully others in the future!

Is this a good thing?

"...Perhaps, at least, it's not a bad thing?"

If our own priestesses are all this impulsive, perhaps we can change the plans we made earlier and make them even more radical.

Moreover, now that the crackdown on organized crime and pornography has been launched, shouldn't the church also find a way to make use of this?

For example... let the Higashida Group take over the assets of these bad guys who were confiscated?

Well, I just don't know if it's possible.

However, considering what I heard at the Higashida Group back then, and the ages of these criminals...

Surely they wouldn't want their wives to suffer, would they? And they certainly wouldn't want their daughters to suffer.

If you didn't have a daughter, you wouldn't want to feel humiliated and miserable, would you?

"Tsk, let's take a look at the industry first. We don't need to acquire everything. We'll see how things go later."

After all, He Chen isn't some kind of evil god!

---Aside---

Tomorrow, May 5.20th, there will be a slightly risqué bonus chapter for readers who are unsure if they have a partner~

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Chapter 170 Isn't this the church I've lost for so many years?

Although He Chen still didn't know what had happened before, he hadn't lost anything except for expending a little divine power, so he continued to observe from the sidelines.

What? The depletion of divine power?

Just kidding, He Chen is now a god with over a thousand followers!

These believers, even when washing their faces or using the toilet, had divine power flowing directly into He Chen.

The divine power they received every morning and evening was almost guaranteed. In addition, even with constipation, they would still have fluid excretions every day. The divine power consumed by these few witches was not even comparable to the divine power that He Chen gained in the same amount of time.

Having made a fortune through his previous actions, He Chen certainly doesn't care about such a small amount of divine power output now.

To ensure that his priestesses would not be disfigured, he even added extra divine power to their faces, hands, and sensitive areas, so that this power would act like the hand of a god, steadily protecting the safety of his followers.

"My lady, that small building up ahead is the territory of the Futaba Society. They recently took on a big job and have been working overtime every day. They definitely have all the manpower they need!"

Shingo Aso respectfully pointed to a brightly lit building in the distance and explained.

He Chen went in first and took a look around.

Inside the individual cubicles, members of the Yakuza organization were busy with various tasks. If one didn't listen to the content or observe what was happening in some of the smaller rooms, it would look almost like an ordinary company.

"Snapped!"

"Baka! What kind of mess have you made! Redo it!"

"Hi!"

It's so sad that being a Yakuza requires working overtime every day, and if you don't do well, you get slapped.

I wonder if they have to get up early in the morning to clock in at the company, and if they are sick, will their sick leave be approved?

"Tsk tsk, Japan's legal yakuza organizations really do have their own unique characteristics."

He Chen shook his head with a sigh, then moved around the building and decisively destroyed all the firearms.

The rest is up to the priestesses to handle!

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After He Chen dealt with the firearms and, while watching the commotion, also took down a few relatively strong thugs, the Futaba-kai, an organization that sounded even more yakuza than the Higashida-gumi, was decisively taken down.

There's no need to go into detail about this process. After all, the seventeen witches, blessed by He Chen, looked delicate and tender, but not a single hair fell out when the stick hit their heads.

How are we supposed to fight like this? The dragons are practically charging in!

In short, under the control of the Higashida Group's henchmen, Futaba was successfully captured, and there were basically no casualties on this side.

According to the rules of the underworld, what should happen next is that the leader of the Higashida Group takes over the assets of the Futaba Society, and then the Futaba Society admits defeat and runs away.

However, as the saying goes, "My rules are the rules!"

Therefore, under the influence of shrine maidens like Yamazaki Yukei, the actual process became finding fault—teaching the bad guys a lesson—forcing the bad guys to confess—and then suddenly having the police appear and arrest the confessing bad guys.

To be honest, only shrine maidens with an overflowing sense of justice would do this; otherwise, they would definitely be called shameless.

When yakuza groups try to merge and control each other, you dig up evidence and call the police?!