Becoming a god in Tokyo starts in the bathroom

For example, if you randomly suggest something that makes the other person think "I like the neighbor" every now and then, they might mistakenly believe that this is what they truly feel inside.

Therefore, regardless of whether the person is a man or a woman, they may gradually develop feelings for Old Wang next door.

Okay, I'll make a note of this. I can try it when I have more followers.

"My Lord, how long should we rest before we can begin again?"

Anzu Matsuori's soft voice interrupted He Chen's thoughts. He Chen turned his head and saw that she was still lying on the chair. She was already thinking about it again. She really had a taste for it.

"Don't even think about it before dark, that's already so many! We've already crammed seven articles into you!"

I need to memorize a longer text three times to remember it clearly, and even a shorter one needs at least two times to be sure. I've already used seven texts almost twenty times, so I really need to rest and recuperate.

"My God, I'm in a real hurry! The exam is in three days, and if I don't finish memorizing now, what will I do?"

"Huh? There are only five left now?"

"Ha~ That's just Chinese language! There are also Japanese history and world history textbooks, and some geography content that needs to be memorized!"

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"Did you learn all this in class?! No, it's impossible that you don't know these things, otherwise you definitely wouldn't have finished reviewing them in the original three days!"

He Chen was speechless. Good heavens, this was blatantly taking advantage of him.

Did he really think that using [Divine Transmission] didn't consume divine power? Even for a top believer whose various divine skills could automatically reduce losses by 90%, He Chen would get tired after many visits! Besides, it's boring to keep doing this and giving testimonies for others!

"Oh dear~ I just wanted to do better on the test~ The better my test scores, the better it would reflect the learning benefits and good fortune I gained from believing in the [God of the Washroom], right~?"

"Please, God, you're the best!"

While still recovering, Anzu Matsuori shamelessly acted coquettishly towards the god.

How to say?

It's actually quite nice to have a young girl lazily and affectionately acting like a child.

"This is a one-time exception!"

Well, He Chen was mainly thinking about the plan.

According to his plan, Anzu Matsuori's performance was indeed a very important part of the plan.

If Anzu Matsuori performs exceptionally well, he could indeed gain a large number of new followers.

"And you must never forget what I assigned you, otherwise, even the gods will be angry!"

"My Lord God, don't worry~ I'm Anzu Matsuori, and I'm none other than Yoshitsugu Otani of Tsunayoshi High School~"

Yoshitsugu Ōtani was a very loyal and honorable ancient general in Japanese history.

As Anzu Matsuori spoke, she raised a hand and patted her chest to make her point.

However, while it certainly attracted a lot of attention, it also undermined the persuasiveness of its own statement.

After all, how can this delicate and weak appearance be believable?!

"...I'll remind you again tomorrow, so don't forget."

After remaining limp for about half an hour, Anzu Matsuori regained some strength and got up to review her math.

There's no way to improve your grades in this subject by rote memorization, so naturally, she has to study it herself.

Then, Anzu Matsuori also carefully reviewed other knowledge points that required comprehension-based learning, the scope of learning, and so on.

Don't think that Anzu Matsuori is a bad student. She was admitted to high school with a tuition waiver. In previous exams, she consistently ranked above the top ten in her grade, which was the cutoff for tuition waivers, and even made it into the top five to receive scholarships.

The reason my grades have dropped this semester, to the point where I can't even stay in the top ten, is entirely because of a family emergency that forced me to work more to support myself.

However, even under such circumstances, her grades still hovered between the top ten and top fifteen in her grade, truly making her a high school girl with a good figure and excellent academic performance!

Chapter Seventeen: Yamazaki Yukei, Shocked

Several hours passed in the blink of an eye, and it was completely dark by then.

"Sizzle~"

The bathroom door was opened.

Amidst the steam, Xing Nan Songzhi, refreshed and radiant after a bath, walked briskly to He Chen, who was watching anime on her computer:

"My Lord, please give me a few more shots this time! I'm ready!"

"Are you fully recovered now? If it's still swollen, don't push yourself too hard."

Since he was indeed his first follower, He Chen asked with concern.

"It's alright, my divine being. I'm fully recovered after my bath~ This time, I can go on a few more rounds without any problem! When I'm tired, I'll just go to sleep!"

With limited time and a heavy workload, plus no need to study after taking a bath at night, Anzu Matsuori waved her little fists, her will unwavering.

"Okay, then lie down on the bed first. Once you're settled, I'll begin!"

He Chen nodded in agreement. In any case, this matter was not a big deal for him, as a god.

Then, there was a rustling sound.

"Hi! I'm ready!"

......

Silent all night.

That night, Anzu Matsuori had a wonderful time, and after feeling weak and limp, she lay down on the bed and fell asleep immediately.

Don't ask why the description of studying is so harmonious. It's like your brain is overloaded and you're gaining so much at the same time. If you don't believe me, ask the "God of the Bathroom" to let you experience it for yourself.

In short, when Anzu Matsuori woke up the next day, her mind was filled with several memories spanning language and history.

At this pace of learning, the two nights before the exam will definitely be enough for her to cram all the knowledge she plans to memorize into her memory!

Good morning, Your Majesty! I'm off to school!

Anzu Matsuori greeted everyone warmly and energetically.

He Chen, still full of energy after reading novels all night, nodded and then loudly reminded her as she left:

"Remember to start following the plan today!"

Hi~ I know!

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"This is the deity's command?! My God, so the deity also governs learning and luck! Amazing!"

With the divine reminder before she left, Anzu Matsuori naturally wouldn't forget the plan to spread the faith.

After the first class, during the break, Anzu Matsuori pulled Yamazaki Yuki to the stairwell and whispered to her about He Chen's reinterpretation of the "God of the Washroom" and part of the plan.

This was something He Chen had specifically arranged.

Planning things like this will definitely be more effective when more people are involved. Two people can definitely finish it faster than one person, Anzu Matsuori.

Thus, the content fabricated by He Chen was relayed to Yamazaki Yukei through Anzu Matsuori's retelling.

At this moment, Yamazaki Yuki listened to Anzu Matsuori's description of the "God of the Bathroom," and was shocked by almost every sentence she heard. Her whole body trembled with each emotional fluctuation.

In other words, if Anzu Matsuori's speaking speed is normal, but if the frequency of each sentence increases to several sentences per second, Yamazaki Yukei could directly transform into a human vibrator!

The God of the Bathroom is in charge of good fortune! Washing your hands can improve your luck because of the God of the Bathroom!

The God of the Washroom is in charge of learning! That's why ancient scholars would wash their hands and clothes before seriously studying and writing!

......

That's amazing.

Yamazaki Yuki never imagined that the god she worshipped, whom she believed in so that she wouldn't have to wait in line to use the restroom, would actually control so many things.

Presumably, the toilet is just the most insignificant part of the realm ruled by the "God of the Washroom".

That's why the effect is so powerful!

In an instant, Yamazaki Yukei's faith in the "God of the Washroom" deepened even further.

Lost in thought, she even connected the above descriptions to another point in her life: when worshipping gods and entering a shrine, one also needs to wash their hands!

Could it be other gods...?

"Hey, Yamazaki-chan? Did you hear that?"

"Oh, Smimasy! I was just spacing out. Please repeat it."

Anzu Matsuori nodded and continued her story earnestly:

"Yes, I mean, preaching to the gods. Starting today, we'll take turns going to different places and choosing toilets with long lines to use, so that more people will know about our amazing abilities."

"Moreover, this morning, no one answered any questions when asked what was going on."

"In the afternoon, we'll go to different restrooms in turn, but this time we'll choose the ones that most of our classmates use. After a couple of times, the rest of the class will definitely notice!"

“My classmates will definitely come to ask me. At first, I tried to hide it from them, but after a few more people asked, I opened up a bit and said that I believed in a deity, which is why I was so lucky!”

"Remember, you must say it was lucky!"

When they arrived at this point, Anzu Matsuori emphasized it again.

Yes, back at home, He Chen emphasized the same thing to Anzu Matsuori.

This is very important, extremely important, absolutely important.

This will directly determine whether He Chen receives a believer's plea for help in the future, or whether he receives "God, save me! I can't write this question!" or "God, save me! I haven't been able to poop for days!"

Which one is better? After reading this, I believe everyone will have their own choice.

"Uh-huh!"

Yamazaki Yukei nodded vigorously.

"Next, we will explain that although the [God of the Washroom] doesn't have many formalities, false faith will have no effect. The more sincere the faith, the stronger the effect. Only then will learning be as if divinely aided, and life filled with good fortune!"

"Oh, right, if someone asks how to worship the [God of the Washroom], just tell them how to take the oath of faith."

"That's the plan, understand, Yamazaki-chan?"

"Uh-huh!"

Yamazaki Yukei continued to nod vigorously.